Vagina Museum

World's first bricks and mortar museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynae anatomy.

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2024-08-16 10:08:15

Museum collaborations are a great opportunity for exchanging knowledge and best practice. We would like to share some of our learning from our residency at the Crab Museum. So who wants to hear about the mind control barnacle that feminises and impregnates its victims?

2024-08-08 12:38:16

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We would love to tell you how much a human vulva weighs but we actually can't because it's really hard to measure for several reasons:
-given the positioning of the vulva, it's basically impossible to do the water displacement test like you would to weigh a head
-any research whatsoever has been done on cadavers, so there's no blood in there
-the clitoris is made of erectile tissue so varies in weight depending on arousal
-vulvas come in all shapes and sizes

2024-08-08 11:20:21

"These vulvas are heavier than they look!" #VaginaMuseumTeamOutOfContext

2024-08-06 10:03:39

Do crabs have vaginas? Can you eat a vagina like you eat a crab?
Find out this weekend as the Vagina Museum pops up at Margate's Crab Museum. Scuttle on in, 9th-11th August.
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2024-07-30 09:55:40

You are claw-dially invited to a collaboration like no other. From 9th-11th August, we're coming out of our shells and popping up at the Crab Museum in Margate.
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2024-07-15 09:05:18

SAVE THE DATES! From 9th-11th August we will be taking over the Crab Museum in Margate. This pincer movement of a colloaboration is set to be clawesome. 🦀

2024-07-11 11:39:12

Two nuns are in the bath.
One nun says, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "Stop that at once! Soap can play havoc with your vaginal flora and lead to yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis. Use a body-safe dildo instead."

2024-07-10 10:40:22

A decidedly French republican riff on the ancient "Judgment of Paris" story by Alphonse Hector Colomb, 1911. The artist makes his preference for Paris's choice rather clear.
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2024-07-02 14:58:29

FANNY FACT! About half of vulvas are asymmetrical - one of the inner labia is longer than the other.
If you're asymmetrical, about 70% of the time it'll be the left flap that's bigger.

2024-07-01 09:18:36

We are close to having raised £10,000 to make our menopause exhibition happen! This is the minimum amount we'd need to pull it off! Please donate what you can to support Menopause: What's Changed, the exhibition arts funders don't care about https://www.gofundme.com/f/r9tszw

2024-06-27 13:05:27

We're doing a restock in our gift shop and we need your help on what to prioritise! We'll be doing another run of the iconic F-Uterus design, created by our former curator Sarah Creed. But we have a couple of questions for you...
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2024-06-27 10:58:31

Our bank wouldn't let us put "Twat Union" as payment reference when paying Twat Union for their performance at the museum earlier this month, because "Twat", the name of the group, is apparently Too Rude. #TheStruggleIsReal

2024-06-23 11:25:11

Help us to educate about menopause and give this life event that half of us will experience the prominence it deserves. Donate and share if you believe the world needs menopause proudly on display https://www.gofundme.com/f/r9tszw

2024-06-21 14:55:02

Did you know that it's possible to eliminate cervical cancer? In honour of #CervicalScreeningAwarenessWeek, here's more on the history of how https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/109755390799776527

2024-06-19 10:45:38

This week is #CervicalScreeningAwarenessWeek so to celebrate we've opened a new exhibition in our Community Gallery. "Know Your Body Like Nobody Else": Cervical Screening Redesigned challenges embarrassment and reimagines a softer, more welcoming process https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/communitygallery

2024-06-14 09:40:47

For the #Bridgerton fans among you, here are five slang terms in use in the early 19th century which they might have used for vaginas:
▼ Fancy article
▼ Old Ding
▼ Merry bit
▼ Pin-cushion
▼ Mrs Fubbs's Parlour

2024-06-13 09:00:08

Wow, what an amazing first day we've had. We are now 10% of the way towards our goal to help us make this menopause exhibition happen when no arts and heritage funders wanted to support it!
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2024-06-12 10:10:10

We are unfortunately crowdfunding again. We approached more than 15 arts and heritage funders to support an exhibition about menopause. Absolutely none of them chose to do so. We find ourselves in a situation where nobody wants to fund menopause - so we’re asking you. https://www.gofundme.com/f/r9tszw

2024-06-07 10:02:48

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE MUSEUM OF MANKIND. ATTEND OUR MANLY WISDOM.
The average Londoner in the cruel squalor of the Plastic Age, lived a hierarchical society, dominated by clans. It may surprise you to learn that despite their barbaric lifestyle, there was relative peace.
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2024-06-06 14:36:40

Do you enjoy our posts about animal vaginas? Would you love for us to turn up at your office/community centre/pub/church/house to give you a lecture about them? Guess what, we can do that! And there's lots of other ways we can come to you, too https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/visit/toursandvisits

2024-06-05 09:54:09

It's been a while since we've shown you a weird fad in medieval Christian art, so here's one you might enjoy - Lactatio Bernardi: The Lactation of St Bernard.
Date unknown, courtesy of Bodleian Library.
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2024-06-04 12:40:42

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Giant anteaters don't have much sexual dimorphism. If you look at the external genitalia of one of these long-snooted insectivores, they look pretty much the same from the outside. Neither sex has a scrotum, and both sexes have a little cone made of erectile tissue.
To differentiate between a penis or a vulva, you have to get very close and personal with the anteater. The vulva has a bigger, longer opening, while the male has a smaller opening.

2024-06-04 12:37:29

Here's everything you ever wanted to know about giant anteater vaginas, but were too afraid to ask...
(The anteater is giant, not its vagina, for clarity)

2024-05-30 10:42:08

Good morning, it's time for another cursed patent! And guess what, this one is yet another overengineered douche. Meet the Instrument For Treating the Vagina and Uterus, patented by Christopher C. Parker in 1883.
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2024-05-27 16:50:58

we don't know who needs to hear it today but
✨the g-spot is not a specific, "real" anatomical feature✨
so it's normal if there's a bit on the front wall of your vagina that really, really does it for you. it's also normal if there's nothing like that on you. it's also normal if it feels horrid being touched there
about an inch inside the vagina on the front wall, there's an area where it's close to the urethra and where clitoral crura, bulbs and body meet. and it'll feel different for everyone.

2024-05-15 12:21:18

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There was campaigning from many groups before the legislation was passed. The wording of Section 28 was ultimately tempered due to interventions from the arts sector, who were concerned about broader arts censorship; and specific exemptions for health were included.
The main opposition party, Labour, initially did not oppose the legislation, but changed their course when their rivals, the Liberal Democrats, came out against it.

2024-05-15 12:12:00

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The 1987 general election included Conservatives making all sorts of unevidenced claims, such as that five year olds were being taught about the specifics of how two men had sex (they weren't). Attack posters about homosexuality were used, too.
1987 election poster designed by
Saatchi & Saatchi for the Conservative Party. Courtesy of Conservative Party Archive.
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2024-05-15 12:07:43

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Nevertheless, the governing Conservative party leaned into the moral panic, repeating spurious stories. Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher said "Children who need to be taught to respect traditional moral values are being taught that they have an inalienable right to be gay. All of those children are being cheated of a sound start in life."

2024-05-15 12:06:22

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In 1980s Britain, homophobia was rising. This was in part due to increasing visibility of LGBT+ people as laws criminalising homosexual sex were repealed, in part due to the AIDS epidemic, and in part due to joint activism between miners' unions and LGBT+ groups.
Spurious stories began appearing in the media regarding various texts said to be read in schools. Many of the books referenced were fairly banal, and also weren't present in schools.

2024-05-15 12:01:00

In May 1988, legislation passed in the UK "prohibiting the promotion of homosexuality" by local authorities. It was in effect for a decade and a half, with massive impact on the LGBT+ community. This is a brief history of Section 28.

2024-05-09 13:06:35

"At the Door of the Loft" by Anders Zorn, 1905. Courtesy of Finnish National Gallery.
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2024-05-08 10:13:45

There's no age limit to the Vagina Museum. Families are welcome, with children of all ages. Nobody is too young to learn about anatomy and correct terms for parts of their bodies!

2024-05-02 10:14:20

So this post broke containment slightly and ended up on the meme pages. We are happy to tell you everything you need to know about cloacas.
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2024-04-30 13:16:37

Can a museum exhibition contribute to science? Yes!!!! More than 12,000 people visited our exhibition, Endometriosis: Into the Unknown. Visitors were invited to contribute data to a pain scale. Thousands of responses were made throughout the exhibition...
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2024-04-26 13:20:22

A very happy birthday to Ma Rainey, blues legend and bisexual icon. Please enjoy her 1928 song, Prove It On Me Blues, which is said to be about a time she got arrested at a lesbian orgy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRyaUcVfhak

2024-04-26 11:35:32

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btw did you know we do neurodiversity-friendly quiet mornings on Thursdays? So if you find the sound of videos and background music overwhelming, and would like stim toys available to you, no questions asked, these weekly sessions are for you! https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/accessmornings

2024-04-26 11:23:07

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To answer another dalek-related question: we know our visitors. They're awesome. Many are not typical/stereotypical museum visitors. It's entirely possible that a visitor:
1. Owns a concrete dalek
2. Takes it out with them
3. Is sufficiently neurodivergent to not notice a heavy concrete object falling out of their bag.

2024-04-26 11:18:32

Just a few tickets left for Science and Sorcery's live D&D game here at the Vagina Museum tonight... expect sheer chaos as the party of spies enters the Queen's vagina to with just hours before a royal wedding https://www.outsavvy.com/event/18032/in-her-majestys-cervix

2024-04-26 09:46:13

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To answer your questions:
-The little Vagina Museum dalek is made of stone or concrete, she's very heavy
-We are watching her closely just in case she's a Weeping Angel hybrid
-We have a lift. We're fucked if her intentions are nefarious.

2024-04-26 09:27:23

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We've taken her inside in case she gets cold, wet or lonely.
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2024-04-26 09:18:39

IMPORTANT LOST PROPERTY QUESTION! Did anyone visiting the Vagina Museum yesterday lose a little dalek?
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2024-04-25 10:42:55

"The Curious Wanton" by Thomas Rowlandson, in his 1872 book "Pretty little games for young ladies and gentlemen"
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2024-04-24 13:47:06

You've been loving our merch collaboration with National Ugly Mugs, and today we'd like to tell you a little more about the tongue-in-cheek "tart card" designs, and the very serious underlying point... https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/num-collab-collection
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2024-04-23 10:40:11

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if Much Ado was made today, there's a strong case to be made for calling it A Great Big Hoo-ha About Hoo-Ha
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2024-04-23 10:38:23

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the original "see you next tuesday" pun
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2024-04-23 10:36:15

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every actor lives for the day where they can play the Dane and flat-out scream the word CUNT on stage
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2024-04-23 10:34:32

OLD THREAD REPOST
HAPPY SHAKESPEARE'S BIRTHDAY! Here at the VM, we love a good pun, but Will was the master of pussy puns. Today, we'd like to be the cool English teacher sitting backwards on the chair, and present to you an annotated guide to some of the Bard's best sneaked-in vagina jokes...

2024-04-22 10:48:01

Happy #EarthDay, please enjoy this weird 17th century illustration titled "his nurse is the Earth".
From Atalanta Fugiens by Michael Maier, circa 1617-1618.
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2024-04-18 12:37:14

At the end of our Museum of Mankind exhibition, we invite visitors to think about their own grave goods, and how future archaeologists might interpret them. This is the cutest response so far, and we love you, Lyra and Della 💓
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2024-04-16 15:10:36

Live, Laugh, Labia is BACK on Sunday and we have a treat for you... we'll be headlined by the award winning Charlie George, joined by a fanny pack of rising stars in the comedy world. All for just £7! https://www.outsavvy.com/event/19019/live-laugh-labia-with-charlie-george

2024-04-12 10:19:31

Today is #YurisNight, celebrating the first time a human flew in space. Also, the beginning of a gender-neutral pee ritual which cosmonauts still participate in to this day.

2024-04-10 12:41:46

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Sex work is work. Smash the stigma (and keep your bicycle running sweet as a nut)
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2024-04-10 12:39:35

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Evidence of how men in the 22nd century spent their time, honing their warrior impulses
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2024-04-10 12:36:53

Since we're closed today due to flooding, we thought we'd share some of the Museum of Mankind's collection: behold these rare treasures of the Plastic Age...

2024-04-03 13:58:01

This week in 1931, a 17 year-old girl called Jackie Mitchell struck out some of the most famous baseball players of their generation, and provoked discourse about women in sport which is still around to this day.
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2024-04-02 10:05:43

Happy and sad news all at once: our founder, Florence Schechter will be stepping down as Director. After seven years of dedicated cervix, she’ll be moving on to the next phase of her career! We’re incredibly proud of everything that Florence has achieved in her term as Director.
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2024-04-01 09:04:19

This evening's Feminist Lecture lifts the veil on Vogue Magazine, examining how fashion publishing could break free of misogyny. Join us at 6.30pm, pay what you can https://www.outsavvy.com/event/18578/feminist-lecture-program-collab-vogue-magazine-invention-erasure-perversity-power

2024-03-20 13:23:26

Guess what? It's our BIRTHDAY! We were born seven years ago today! Why not wish us a happy birthday by donating what you can so this year is our best year ever? https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate
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2024-03-20 11:39:15

15th century illustration of a multiple pregnancy. This is not what quadruplets look like in utero, and the uterus doesn't look like a little blimp with cat ears, either.
From the Brussels Manuscript, courtesy of Wellcome Images.
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2024-03-17 17:03:39

Have you ever wanted to throw a party in a museum of minges? You can. That's right, we do VENUE HIRE! https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/venuehire

2024-03-16 13:39:34

The Vagina Museum is trans inclusive. We do not tolerate harassment and abuse of our staff.

2024-03-15 12:13:47

Merry Ides of March to all who celebrate! It's a great day to talk about Julius Caesar and knives.
Put that down, Brutus. We're examining a myth about Caesar: his purported birth by C-section.

2024-03-13 11:14:16

The Cholmondeley Ladies (circa 1600-1610) is a painting raising many questions. Today we're not going to talk about the puzzle in pegging down the identities of the women - we will focus on a different, more mundane puzzle...
Image courtesy of Tate Britain.
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2024-03-12 14:42:44

OLD THREAD REPOST
We wish all female giant pandas who are having their once-a-year window of 1-3 days where they're interested in sex today good luck and happy hunting.

2024-03-11 14:39:04

Which animal has the largest gametes relative to body size? The answer is the male fruit fly, and there's plenty more interesting things about these little beasties, too https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/110689443101976027

2024-03-08 11:46:00

This #InternationalWomensDay, let's remember the women who played a vital role in changing the world whose stories often aren't told. Throughout the day, we'll be reposting stories of the women that you should know.

2024-03-06 13:28:12

Last month, a ground-breaking paper was published documenting the first time ever that humpback whales had been photographed having sex.
Both of the whales were male.

2024-03-05 11:27:53

Yesterday, France made history. It became the first country in the world to enshrine the right to access abortion care in its constitution. The French constitution has been amended to include the "guaranteed right" to abortion. The historic vote was passed 780-72 by its parliament.
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2024-03-02 13:37:07

Why did medieval pilgrims just *love* wearing badges of vulvas doing weird things like walking with sticks or climbing ladders? And what can this trend from the past tell us about ourselves? Monday's online lecture is on medieval vag badges, pay what you can https://www.outsavvy.com/event/18764/feminist-lecture-program-collab-the-vulvas-pilgrimage-understanding-medieval-genitalia-badges

2024-02-28 10:17:02

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Whenever we tap "see why" this happens. It's almost as if there isn't a good reason to ban the post 🙃
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2024-02-28 10:15:12

We're locked out of our instagram, for real this time. The reason? We questioned their moderation standards in censoring pubic hair in art.
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2024-02-27 14:01:38

Two 1897 illustrations of the vulva from " An American text-book of obstetrics: For practitioners and students"
The vulvas have been presented side-by-side to show the differences between the vulvas of a "virgin" and a "married woman". This is a myth; sexual activity does not change the appearance of the vulva.
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2024-02-24 12:42:40

Now our anatomy display is open, you can ask your date to meet you by the clitoris. If they don't find it, you dodged a bullet. https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/visit

2024-02-23 14:43:59

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For those who haven't been Exceedingly Online over the last week or so, the following AI-generated image appeared in a peer-reviewed journal recently (it has since been retracted).
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2024-02-23 14:41:37

Thoughts on AI rat dicks: a thread 🧵

2024-02-23 12:15:23

It's a lovely day on Instagram and-
Ah, they've started flagging obvious anatomical illustrations.
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2024-02-07 15:58:10

A hundred years ago, there was a research centre, archive, clinic and museum space dedicated to sexuality. It researched and provided birth control advice, gynaecological services, and trans healthcare as well as doing advocacy work. Its work might seem ahead of its time, even now.
This is the story of Magnus Hirschfeld's Institute of Sexology #LGBTHistoryMonth

2024-02-04 16:15:45

DRESSING DYKES. Tomorrow's class in our collab with the Feminist Lecture Program explores lesbian fashion history, hopping from Anne Lister to the Lavender Menace with a few interesting pitstops along the way. Join us online! https://www.outsavvy.com/event/17617/feminist-lecture-program-collab-dressing-dykes-a-history-of-lesbian-fashion
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2024-01-31 14:25:59

Seahorses are one of the very few non-mammalian creatures that get pregnant. There's a lot of similarities between seahorse pregnancies and mammalian pregnancies.
But there's one very, very difference in seahorse pregnancies: it's the males that get knocked up. Here's how...

2024-01-22 12:00:10

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Nevertheless, the topic continued to captivate. In 1824, John Robertson had a go at figuring out where the internal bits and bobs went during PiV sex.
Again, Robertson's illustration has some weird quirks, most notably the size of the bladder. While bladders can be that big, it's usually when they're very full.
Image from "The Generative System", Robertson, 1824.
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2024-01-22 11:55:59

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One of the first scientists to take a guess at what's going on anatomically during PiV sex was Leonardo da Vinci himself, who drew this anatomically incorrect diagram in around 1493.
You'll notice most of the pelvic organs on the woman are missing. You also may notice a weird vein leading up to the breasts. That's the vein that brings period blood up to the breasts to turn into milk. This is not how anything works.
Image courtesy of the Royal Collection.
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2024-01-22 11:50:27

Have you ever wondered what's going on in there during penis-in-vagina sex? Where do the pelvic organs go? What stretches where?
Scientists have. At length. And here's what they thought and how they finally found out.

2024-01-21 12:25:07

Ever wanted to take a university-level Gender Studies course without the eye-watering fees? We're thrilled to team up with the Feminist Lecture Program for their spring term. Over the coming weeks, join us wherever you are in the world, starting from just £1 per lecture https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/events

2024-01-18 11:57:56

"Four Torsos" by Félix Vallotton, 1916. Courtesy of Cantonal Museum of Fine Arts, Switzerland.
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2024-01-16 14:51:08

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On either side of the vagina are another two tiny holes. These are the greater vestibular ducts, leading to the greater vestibular glands. Their job is to secrete a lubricating fluid when you're aroused, which gets the vulva good and wet. You can learn more about what gives you a WAP here https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/110661573149003152

2024-01-16 14:47:20

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The hole you'll definitely know about if you follow us is the vaginal entrance, which leads to the vagina. That one's easy.
Next up - and not everybody knows this one - is the entrance to the urethra. Pee doesn't come out of the vagina, it comes out of the urethra. The urethra is positioned above the vagina and below the clitoral glans.
That's two holes so far for those of you counting along at home. Who's ready to hear about the rest of them?

2024-01-16 14:44:04

Okay muff-lovers, you'll probably know the answer to this one. How many holes are there in the vulva?
The answer may surprise you. Yes, even you.

2024-01-09 11:45:29

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We're also thrilled to remind you that the tubes just kind of open out into the pelvis and if you lie down your period blood flows up into your abdomen and that's hella normal https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/111381001900415323

2024-01-09 11:44:16

A lot of you have turned up here fascinated to learn that the uterine ("Fallopian") tubes are just kind of noodling around in there and can pick up eggs from both ovaries. We're delighted to confirm that this is 100% true and you can watch them in action. https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/110004590487473993

2024-01-08 14:13:11

We are absolutely *obsessed* with Gillian Anderson's Golden Globes dress. Zoom in if you can't immediately see why.
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2024-01-07 18:46:14

"Resting Nymph" by Anselm Feuerbach, 1870. Courtesy of National Museum of Germany.
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2023-12-28 15:31:16

Are you bored of that confusing mass of days between Christmas and New Year yet? We have a podcast! We've got loads of episodes dating back years, so why not pop it on while you pick at that stilton? https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/podcasts-1

2023-12-21 14:46:03

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The Museum of Mankind is, of course, a parody exhibition, juxtaposing familiar objects with patriarchal interpretations, highlighting sexism and bias in history, heritage and the museum industry.
It will challenge you to explore the neutrality of museums and interrogate how the past is interpreted. You'll probably never look at a museum the same way again!
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2023-12-21 14:44:08

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We reached out to [fossil fuel company's name redacted] and they wouldn't fund this exhibition. So we asked [pharmaceutical billionaire name redacted] and they wouldn't fund it either! We were pretty surprised, they usually love funding museum exhibitions like this.
So now we're asking you. Will you donate to support our 2024 projects? https://www.gofundme.com/f/j2t9pf

2023-12-21 14:41:39

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The expert curators, with their manly knowledge, assisted in interpreting Guy Manson's artefacts. They, being the wiser sex and having boundless knowledge about the history of the Plastic Age, knew exactly what they were looking at!
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2023-12-21 14:36:10

Our next exhibition, opening March 2024, is... The Museum of Mankind.
The year is 4654. Guy Manson was working in his garden when he happened upon an archaelogical find: objects from the Plastic Age. To learn more, he sought the expertise of the manly curators of the Museum of Mankind.
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2023-12-20 13:50:23

Here's a very festive fact. In fact, it's probably the most festive fact we have to share: turkeys are capable of virgin birth.

2023-12-18 11:18:24

It wouldn't be a Vagina Museum fundraising campaign without a day of naughty words. So today, for every donation of £5 or more, we'll be posting a shouty slang term relating to vaginas and vulvas. That's right, today is #MingeMonday, so open up those spam wallets... https://www.gofundme.com/f/j2t9pf

2023-12-17 18:32:39

"Living In My Body" by Kumeri Bandara, 2021. This painting is a depiction of endometriosis pain and is currently displayed in our exhibition Endometriosis: Into the Unknown. Learn more about it here: https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/endo6b
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2023-12-12 11:23:41

It's the most wonderful time of the year... it's time for the Vagina Museum's winter appeal! This year, we're aiming to raise £4000 to help us deliver some fanny-tastic projects in the new year that we know you can't get enough of! So give us a little clit-mas gift and show your love and insatiable appetite for all things muff and minge! https://www.gofundme.com/f/j2t9pf