Cardboard Robot

Be kind, rewind.

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CardboardRobot_at_mstdn.social@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-09-11 02:30:58

Mod to Trump: “So just to be clear you still do not have a plan”
Lol
#debate

2024-09-02 01:07:43

Siri can you hear me, can you feel me near you? Siri can you see me, can I help to cheer you?
#HeyGoogleSiriAlexaASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-08-28 01:08:01

Red shirt: Opposite Day on the Enterprise.
#TVCharactersLotteryLifestyle
#HashTagGames

2024-08-24 01:39:36

There must be Black Green Black Black ways to leave your lover
#SongOrPoemAboutNerds
#HashTagGames

2024-08-24 01:16:03

You say tomato, I say Solanum lycopersicum
#SongOrPoemAboutNerds
#HashTagGames

2024-08-13 01:20:26

I know, it’s only sushi roll but I like it
#HomeDeliveryASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-08-08 03:19:55

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@npub132h…f594 When your dog can’t quite poop and it hangs out and it’s gross but you grab it with a dog bag. That’s still less disgusting than a “Greg Gutfeld.”

2024-07-22 08:56:36

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@npub1a4g…yuyx unless you want to split hairs. Like trump did with his fingers, in a dressing room to a woman who didn’t consent.

2024-07-22 08:32:13

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@npub1a4g…yuyx I’d go with “get away from me, convicted rapist.”

2024-07-22 04:45:34

Biden not only made the most selfless decision to drop out, but also f—ing timed it perfectly to kill the evil momentum of the republican convention and raise hope for democrats. Obi wan lifting his light saber moment. #hero #politics #gokamala #obiwan

2024-07-08 05:47:13

The Heritage Foundation, using cute language, is threatening they are going to have a bloody revolution against the US. How is this not illegal?
#politics

2024-07-07 02:17:51

Chic fil a: Come for the heart attack, stay for the theocracy.
#HonestFoodSlogans
#HashTagGames

2024-06-29 01:30:48

Do not ask for whom the tree falls, it falls on your Volvo.
#InsuranceASloganOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-06-28 04:53:53

“So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous lack of fact checking from @npub1fpw…z5mf.”
#politics #debate

2024-06-28 01:31:04

Unfortunately trump lies more convincingly than Joe tells the truth.
#debate

2024-06-26 01:02:44

Jurassic Bones Park
#DogsDreamVacation
#HashTagGames

2024-06-22 01:34:38

Marmaduke of Earl
#SongsOnDogsPlaylist
#HashTagGames

2024-06-18 01:18:10

Ok mr big shot, catch that little dot or no lunch.
#CatsTakeTheirHumanToWork
#HashTagGames

2024-06-14 02:38:09

How do I write myself out of the corner I wrote?
#OddThingsThatKeepMeAwake
#HashTagGames

2024-06-11 04:05:38

Pro tip: Trader Joe’s frozen seafood broil is freaking excellent! Clams, fish, sausage, shrimp, potatoes, corn on the cob! And no icky mussels! Over linguini or soak up sauce with bread. Total surprise, a frozen dinner for the ages. Nom.
#dinner #food #traderjoes

2024-06-08 01:08:05

Little Red Cassette
#1980sTechASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-06-02 01:28:05

Pop Goes The Meatball!
#HeimlichManeuverASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-05-31 01:39:13

Do That To Him One More Time - Captain & Tennille
#TrumpGuiltyASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-05-30 21:58:07

Cut to Alito blocking Mrs Alito from the flagpole like a goalie
#politics

2024-05-27 03:12:34

Saw my first cybertruck in the wild today. It’s like Dunning Kruger designed a car.
#cybertruck #elon

2024-05-22 02:44:27

Bring Me The Headshop Of Jerry Garcia
#HashTagGames
#RelaxABookShowOrMovie

2024-05-14 01:19:30

She came in through the bathroom plumbing
#MakeASongOrPoemRidiculous
#HashTagGames

2024-05-11 01:11:51

Bela Lugosi’s Deadman Switch
#RailroadABookSongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-05-04 01:08:08

Buried With Children
#MakeASitcomParanormal
#HashTagGames

2024-05-02 01:06:17

Das Puss ‘n Boot
#FairyTaleASongOrMovie
#HashTagGames

2024-04-27 02:53:37

A non-exhaustive study of why Trump is plausibly Satan:
Hair looks like it’s covering horns.
Pants look like hiding a tail.
Holds bible upside-down
Family owns 666 5th avenue.
Always complaining about being cold up here in Earth.
Repeated Violation of all 10 commandments
#OddDissertationTopics
#HashtagGames

2024-04-23 01:08:58

AMC Gremlins
#VehicleAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

2024-02-14 02:38:56

You Say Goodbye And I Say Thank God
#MobilePhoneASong
#HashTagGames

2024-02-14 02:14:18

Mr. Robotocall
#MobilePhoneASong
#HashTagGames

2024-02-11 02:22:21

I fought the fine print and the fine print won
#WarrantyASong
#HashTagGames

2024-02-10 02:04:19

Almond Joy Luck Club
#MashUpFictionAndChocolate
#HashTagGames

2024-01-30 03:40:23

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@npub1khh…lk2m Good catch, I literally don’t know how to play wordle, I had to make some guesses here. I plead Poetic license. :)

2024-01-30 03:23:17

With No Name
#HashTagGames
#PuzzleASong
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/842/744/393/919/514/original/57114a5f3507bcf5.jpeg

2024-01-05 03:31:41

Tie A Cavatappi ‘Round The Old Oak Tree
#SpaghettiASong
#HashTagGames

2024-01-05 03:14:59

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@npub1avj…3lhl (Literally boiling water for spaghetti now, lol)

2023-12-20 04:02:06

For Those About To Question The Existence of Santa, We Salute You!
#SantaASongProverbOrQuote
#HashtagGames

2023-12-14 02:19:13

Short skirt, wrong sweater
#UglySweaterASong
#HashtagGames

2023-12-09 04:07:08

Coal Miner’s Daughter’s Father
#BlueCollarAMovie
#HashTagGames

2023-12-08 03:49:47

I’m don’t know who needs to hear this but our dog charges the TV when the cartoon Carfax fox appears.
#dogs
#dogswhowatchtv

2023-11-21 05:49:58

Serious question: Why would a billionaire ever favor autocracy? They would only lose power to a dictator. What’s in it for them? The only answer that makes sense to me is they’ve done something so insanely bad there is Kompromat. Otherwise they’d just buy what they wanted in a system ready-made for them.
#discussion politics #scienceitout

2023-10-24 03:39:14

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@npub1gha…ffp5 @npub1yhv…uety I’m older, how do you set a dvr for the HBO doc a week after trial verdict three years from now?

2023-10-18 01:40:24

The Boyardees Are Back In Town
#PastaASong
#HashtagGames

2023-10-06 03:17:15

Boris and Natasha were a locally known robot mime act before the war.
#SecretHabitsOfCartoonCharacters #HashTagGames

2023-09-28 01:18:36

The Bone Collector
#DogAMovie
#HashTagGames

2023-09-22 01:57:07

Stage directions have Juliet doing air quotes whenever “Romeo” is spoken.
#FakeShakespeareFacts #HashTagGames

2023-09-03 03:56:22

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@npub1ddp…2tax I did not know that.

2023-09-02 01:49:04

Liam Neeson: My skill set is all over the place. I really wish I could pick a lane.
#GiveACharacterDifferentManners
#HashTagGames

2023-08-29 03:32:16

in 2018 an alien invasion was thwarted by the same technology used to lock carts outside of the market’s perimeter.
#GroceryStoreRumors
#HashtagGames

2023-08-27 04:10:13

Flo from Progressive Insurance has a roof leak and learns that flood insurance is only about internal leaks like pipes, not external ones like acts of god, so she’s broke and bitter and consumed with her role in all of it and that’s her origin as a superhero.
#FictionalCharactersInRetirement
#HashTagGames

2023-08-27 04:03:36

Punch in Jail for battery.
#FictionalCharactersInRetirement
#HashTagGames

2023-08-24 01:53:25

Food poisoning
#BetterThanWatchingGOPDebate
#HashtagGames

2023-08-22 03:39:32

Irony hadn’t been invented yet. Watched Love Boat and Brady Bunch like they were documentaries.
#BackInMyDay
#HashtagGames

2023-07-28 06:55:40

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@npub1m3q…6mnt @npub1pwx…xk5j My only wish is that I could pick an artistic lane this confidently.

2023-07-10 07:48:38

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@npub1ex3…c58j @npub1te4…n904 Yeah, the spice. And the nazis. But yeah, the spice, ah the spice.
#twitter #RIP

2023-07-09 02:51:40

Zuul Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
#FlipABadCharacterGood
#HashTagGames

2023-07-09 01:59:00

The Thing: Community Organizer
#FlipABadCharacterGood
#HashTagGames

2023-07-03 04:27:18

Thought I’d do our dog’s 3good things:
1. Good sniffing and decent poop this morning
2. People came back home again, amazing.
3. Ate dinner (incredible!) so on my back playing with smelly cloth
#3goodthings

2023-07-03 03:02:36

Probed Twitter and came to Mastodon/Fedi.
#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut
#HashtagGames

2023-07-03 02:38:45

Probed E.T. And found out the reason he wanted to go home was to quench his lust for senseless random violence
#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut
#HashtagGames

2023-07-03 02:28:24

A random stranger and found out directions to San Jose.
#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut
#HashtagGames

2023-07-02 05:57:02

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@npub18kh…v8r8 @npub1l9v…lwyd Now that’s a band name!

2023-07-02 05:03:52

New formerly #Twitter people:
Welcome Welcome Welcome!
Congratulations on picking an “instance.” Yes, very random that decision first thing.
One and only tip: Your HOME is empty because you haven’t followed people, so follow a bunch and have fun.

2023-07-02 04:37:42

#TCMParty Feel like Charles Schultz may have gotten “Snoopy” from this movie. (Ida Lupino’s pet squirrel) Movie was 1947, Snoopy introduced in ‘50. Google says Snoopy name was suggested by Schultz’s mother after Schultz’s original name “Sniffy” was used in another comic. So maybe stuck in his mother’s head. Well, I found it interesting anyway. :)

2023-07-01 06:17:14

Their silent movie parody is pretty wonderful.
#TCMParty
#Lisztomania

2023-07-01 06:12:45

I love that there was a time when this was on-brand for a superstar like Daltrey.
#TCMParty
#Lisztomania

2023-07-01 02:40:59

The Pod Bay doors
#OddThingsToClapOnClapOff
#HashtagGames

2023-06-30 01:08:13

Jaws The Friendly Shark
#RejectedMoviePlots
#HashtagGames

2023-06-30 01:06:00

Saturday Night Fever and Diarrhea
#RejectedMoviePlots
#HashtagGames

2023-06-30 01:02:11

Die Hard In A Couch
#RejectedMoviePlots
#HashtagGames

2023-06-27 05:54:28

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@npub12el…ge5f
Ok but spoiler…
Godot never showed up. Rimshot!

2023-06-27 03:45:18

Warning: This tree was sprayed with Godot repellant.
#WhistleBlowOnAFictionalCharacter
#HashtagGames

2023-06-23 06:29:20

How is #blackmirror so good? Making me re-subscribe to Netflix to watch it then making me unsubscribe first ep by convincing me the hand that feeds it is evil. That’s next level.

2023-06-23 05:07:17

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@npub1fam…e55h @npub17hz…cj9z
Just fascinating and what a crazy ton of invention went into making a “popcorn” movie.
As an aside it makes me wonder if the original T. rex in Jurassic looks fake to young people. It looked 100% real to me at the time, but so did original stop motion King Kong to that generation.

2023-06-23 01:06:26

Tick Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Go
#BugBiteASong
#HashtagGames

2023-06-22 01:11:57

Raymond, hate to tell ya, the title is sarcastic.
#InsultAFictionalCharacter
#HashtagGames

2023-06-21 02:22:09

It’s My Party And I’ll Code If I Want To
#GeekAPlaylist
#HashtagGames

2023-06-17 06:11:46

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@npub1507…e4gg @npub17hz…cj9z Pioneers often don’t get their due. Hats off.

2023-06-17 05:52:03

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@npub1507…e4gg @npub17hz…cj9z Great movie, great trailer. Triple points if Cannon’s check actually cleared!

2023-06-11 01:47:18

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot. - Mark Twain
#ThingsIHaveComeToAccept
#HashtagGames

2023-06-07 02:20:12

Wasting precious hours looking thing up on microfiche to no avail
#EveryBodyWasDoingThisInThe90s
#HashtagGames

2023-06-06 03:30:03

Thanks Norma Rae for becoming “radicalized.” Union!
#ThankAFictionalCharacter
#HashTagGames

2023-06-05 06:37:52

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@npub12el…ge5f Come and ride… a ewe I think.

2023-06-05 05:27:09

The New Zoo Congressional Review
#RuinASongBookOrShowsPlot
#HashtagGames

2023-06-05 03:41:27

We’ve deciphered it: “To serve man”…. It’s a vegan cook book! Limitless energy, world peace AND, OMG this is the best broccoli, try the broccoli.
#RuinASongBookOrShowsPlot
#HashtagGames

2023-06-05 02:48:37

The Jackie Gleason Barely Contained Rage Comedy Hour
#RuinASongBookOrShowsPlot
#HashtagGames

2023-06-05 02:45:45

The Wonderful World Of Disney’s Frozen Head
#RuinASongBookOrShowsPlot
#HashtagGames

2023-05-27 02:55:00

Hakuna Frittata
#MakeASongWeird
#HashtagGames

2023-04-28 05:14:23

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#[0] #[1] Spade Runner

2023-04-22 05:26:22

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#[0] #[1] #[2] I have been here for months and love it but have to admit I still couldn’t elevator pitch the difference between mast and fedi.

2023-04-16 04:19:11

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#[0] #[1] #[2] Twitter sounds too confusing. How do you even view a toot there without it getting absorbed into some advertising scheme? Maybe I’ll try again when they get their act together.

2023-03-23 09:04:19

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#[0] #[1] I left Twitter because it was bought by a Trumpist Billionaire douchebag. So I looked for an alternative. The best alternative seemed to be something called Mastodon recommended by others. Little did I know it was “decentralized.” Had no idea of the technology. Learned more in the meantime. Decentralized was a plus not knowing particulars. That was my thinking. Helpful?

2023-03-23 08:48:14

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#[0] #[1] Friend, I don’t have any opinion about servers in the slightest. I think you have taken my post as a specific attack and certainly not intended and I wouldn’t even have the technical knowledge to do so. My ONLY comment was about the difficulty of new users adopting this platform from my own experience. I wish it was as easy as Twitter for new users. I appreciate your zeal and knowledge on the subject. Otherwise, peace.

2023-03-23 08:35:31

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#[0] When did I say I hated decentralization? I didn’t. I’m not against you, I would not even be a qualified opponent on technical issues. I am not picking a fight, I’m weighing in only in what I encountered joining this platform. And so far I’m a huge fan of this platform. We’re not enemies, we’re friends. Just weighing in with an opinion.

2023-03-23 08:25:37

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#[0] Most newcomers don’t care about decentralization, servers, urls or any of that coming fresh from Twitter. They just want to talk to people on a popular platform and not have to make a lot of decisions on gobbledegook they don’t understand to get up to speed. It’s just a social network, give me your email and let’s go. Why can’t it be as easy as twitter? That was my experience anyway.