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2024-08-14 13:15:40

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@npub1fgl…4jl4 it is good to know men are also being exploited by hollywood

2024-08-14 02:22:20

YES I had a hot flash at the movies tonight and YES it was when Wolverine was shirtless but that was a COINCIDENCE

2024-08-13 10:18:42

Going to the movies tonight. On a Tuesday I'm so wacky!
Anyway, it's been forever since we've been to the Thea-tah, so should be fun. And expensive. And I might have to wear real clothes instead of my usual movie-watching pjs
...I might have just talked myself out of it.

2024-07-25 01:51:31

It has been mutually agreed that I now drink wine out of a sippy cup if I want it while watching tv on the sofa

2024-07-24 01:26:47

I am reading about the history of towels because I am interesting dammit

2024-07-23 12:46:51

Husband and I being absolutely disgusting.
28 years!
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/112/835/869/440/005/869/original/43b7114ad7bd7b02.jpg

2024-07-23 10:11:29

I don't have any new content in me. Apologies

2024-07-17 17:18:52

I like awkwardness bc someone told me they did.
I like androgyny/gender confusion (in others who are going for that) bc someone told me they did.
I am easily influenced, apparently, but only for the better

2024-07-15 14:26:32

Dreaming about running away.
What do you want your job to be at the circus?
I want something lowkey, like selling popcorn or shoveling after the animals

2024-07-12 20:53:19

I just realized my name can be found in the phrase "getting rid of the body"
Cool!

2024-07-12 01:40:38

I don't have anything useful to say, so I'll just say this:
mukluks

2024-07-01 22:03:37

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I should make stickers of this

2024-07-01 21:57:12

WELP, BACK INTO MY DENIAL HOLE

2024-07-01 21:56:32

It's amazing how often these days I read the news and hope I'll be dead before it gets too bad. Dead from what, who can say.
Relief and hope in the form of ceasing to exist is not good

2024-06-29 01:57:08

Years ago, a friend said to me "I love awkwardness."
I don't know if he meant it sincerely or not, but I was blown away... I LOVED the idea!
We're all awkward, so why not embrace it?

2024-06-23 16:36:50

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@npub1jma…0as2 I can't say I haven't considered this ...

2024-06-23 16:29:25

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@npub1jma…0as2 I think the earth will be killing us en masse, so I suspect that won't be a problem

2024-06-23 15:35:40

*Discussing imminent global catastrophe*
What am I gonna do? I'm gonna die, is what I'm gonna do
*Reincarnates*
Oh no

2024-06-21 01:55:44

Hey, this online quiz said I'm a lowkey genius, so please. I don't have time for your nonsense

2024-06-19 01:43:31

I guess "I want to be clear" is just a thing everyone says now.

2024-06-16 20:08:49

The way Father's day is different from Mother's day is the phone call is shorter

2024-06-11 02:00:02

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@npub1jma…0as2 How can you people not project gender onto your cats? My girl cat is a sweet lil baby and my boy cat is a hellion. jUst like the Sugar and Spice poem teaches us

2024-06-11 01:36:43

I don't know for sure my cats' gender, but they sure SEEM cis.
Or am I projecting

2024-05-31 19:08:15

Does anyone actually think they're normal?

2024-05-30 01:59:59

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@npub1jma…0as2 Feed me bonbons, dammit!

2024-05-30 01:54:26

Somebody said I look athletic and I've never been so insulted in all my life

2024-05-24 16:40:26

The thing I love the best is our intake forms at work require the men to answer whether they're pregnant or not

2024-05-22 16:48:24

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@npub1fgl…4jl4 was it the last track on side one?
either way, yeah, why

2024-05-22 16:13:58

Some songs are so close to being excellent except for one flaw. For me, Irene Cara's What a Feeling could be even dancier. Or, Gordon Lightfoot's If You Could Read My Mind has the very bland line of "the kind that drug stores sell"
What song *almost* gives you an eargasm but for one tiny flaw?

2024-05-06 13:06:24

How's your day going?
My supervisor said I need a new hobby bc I've lost my spark

2024-05-05 14:12:06

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@npub17zz…9jw2 that;s some good nerd talk . you been practicing?

2024-05-05 14:03:27

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@npub17zz…9jw2 haha! I'd say I'd like to see that conversation, but I'd probably get real bored real quick!

2024-05-05 11:58:47

I just realized there's someone who works in a Hollywood prop sword factory and is constantly bugging their friends watching fantasy and period shows saying "that sword is the Lance 210 and we stopped making it 2 years ago because horses found it too sexually arousing,"
and "that sword is from the other sword factory- they have better scrollwork on the hilt that looks like little gnome toes"

2024-04-25 20:54:31

Shower thought:
What would Janis Joplin have worn to a formal wedding? Like, what is hippie formal wear?

2024-04-25 00:46:30

I drink alcohol mostly when we watch TV.
The TV room is up a narrow spiral staircase.
One day, this will not end well

2024-04-24 23:10:52

This bottle of $7 merlot is very sour.
Who could've predicted...

2024-04-20 21:34:47

I like that the difference between my pajamas and regular clothes is simply a matter of designation.
THIS t-shirt and leggings are my PJs.
These OTHER t-shirts and leggings are CLOTHES.
What's the difference? It's just a decision I made once!

2024-04-20 02:21:20

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@npub1jma…0as2 we are so correct about this

2024-04-20 02:14:12

Spicy isn't a flavor, it's a feeling, like sucking on metal or licking a battery
fight me

2024-04-17 13:46:00

Why do we want to want to be a thing that we clearly don't want to be because we aren't doing it?
I want to be an artist, the type that can't stop making art. I can barely ever make myself get to my art table

2024-04-09 22:03:11

A Hero story in three lines
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/112/243/512/923/888/138/original/57c370002c7a707c.jpg

2024-03-26 00:06:20

In 1991, a woman came into my work and picked up a pizza during a dead period. She somehow knocked over the toothpicks. Toothpicks all over the floor. She was mortified. She tried to pick them up and half-fakelaughing begged me not to talk about her when she was gone. I promised.
But here I am, finally breaking my promise 33 years later. Sorry, embarrassed toothpick lady

2024-03-24 01:40:29

Do you care if someone at work doesn't seem to like you?
I don't have enemies, but there's been a couple of people who I can't connect with. But in our job it doesn't really matter, so I don't worry too much.
I wonder if we're just at the same level of social skills, so we're at a stalemate

2024-03-20 22:56:07

People say I'm dead inside like that's a bad thing?

2024-03-15 01:33:03

How many times a day do you read a disturbing state of the world post, panic, then keep scrolling and the next post is a gif of a cat licking a toothbrush and you're brain goes "ahhh I shall fill myself with this instead thank you"?
For me I have it down to 5

2024-03-14 23:57:25

Went out for drinks and there's a woman on stage who has the boomer audience eating out of her palm. There was no room for us gen xers
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/112/096/747/941/754/571/original/207022c0424ac926.jpg

2024-02-29 18:35:36

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@npub1jma…0as2 can you blame them

2024-02-29 17:23:38

cute tiny dogs ick me out

2024-02-29 01:23:23

I haven't even started yet!
(Spoiler I only had the one drink and didn't even finish it, so you know I am a lightweight)
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/112/012/146/151/689/775/original/8bc0b1d5d74f5c28.jpg

2024-02-28 22:02:21

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@npub1jma…0as2 OMG!

2024-02-28 21:57:36

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@npub1jma…0as2 Indeed. My cat is very adept in the ways of logic

2024-02-28 21:52:47

I don't know if my cat is in my lap bc she loves me or bc I'm in her chair

2024-02-27 18:25:11

One of the best things about an asteroid wiping out the planet is that it wouldn't be humans' fault

2024-02-18 01:46:17

Amazing how the sound of rain on the window can either sound cozy or stressful depending on which side of the glass it is.
Just a few millimeters...

2024-02-18 01:43:00

I am not a cat lady but I aspire. A couple more years of yoga then I can lick my butt

2024-02-16 02:36:09

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@npub1nlt…t44t yeah. I gave up trying to make it make sense so I deleted it

2024-02-16 02:22:06

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@npub1nlt…t44t Aw, heck, did grammerly give me the wrong spelling?

2024-02-16 02:14:40

the word "consummate" should not be used in an ad for software.
Or ever, tbh

2024-02-13 01:53:05

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All you men making the same joke. Why all the self hate?

2024-02-13 01:03:15

I'll revolt.
you go first

2024-02-02 13:50:55

The difference between the Internet and real life is people don't talk this much about Groundhogs Day IRL

2024-01-26 21:55:58

Excuse me, but getting ready for work means staring at the wall for at least ten minutes first

2024-01-20 18:22:10

Is it "No touchy!" Or "No touchie!" ?
I want to get this consent form just right

2024-01-16 22:28:41

My friend is so delightfully weird! She and her family signed their birthday card to my husband. Even the cats! She signed their names as if cats had scrawled them! AND she made the styles distinct from each other!
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/111/767/980/109/895/224/original/6b7b14fbeb925ae9.jpg

2024-01-16 02:07:22

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@npub1xsy…cevg ah. hm. of course!

2024-01-16 01:46:50

Sometimes I wonder...
Do I love my cats? or do I just love cats in general?

2024-01-15 20:04:07

There's nothing as satisfying as remembering what you were going to do next

2024-01-12 15:38:28

I wonder if I could take a snow day.
I live in Florida
I'M EMPATHETIC OK?

2024-01-09 02:08:13

As I age, the "glad I won't have to deal with the mess that is coming" is real.
Which is...not great. But it's one thing for ME to feel that way. Less great for our leaders.
Elect young people

2024-01-07 21:48:05

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@npub1v2k…j0fr don't worry about it. To you 4 degrees will feel like 54, apparently

2024-01-03 20:40:39

Y' ever visit your parents, look at aalll their stuff, and think, "One day I'll have to deal with all this shit"?

2023-12-24 02:15:09

Y'ever think about how, like, someone could smash a window in your house, or key your car, or just TRIP you, and how people for the most part AREN'T assholes?
Or they're lazy. Either way, win

2023-12-22 15:45:23

I've heard tell of jobs that give you two paid weeks off at the end of the year!
Sounds fake

2023-12-22 15:39:25

Enjoy your Christmas weekend!
I, too, am better off than poor Bob Cratchit- I did NOT have to beg to get Christmas day off. One day is all I get, though

2023-12-18 11:11:37

Coworker said she wanted $5million for Christmas and I spent the next hour thinking about it, and, goddamn, is that a reasonable request. WE ALL should get $5million

2023-12-17 14:34:06

I'm withholding pets from my cat because he's been pooping everywhere.
He's on my shit list

2023-12-13 17:30:04

I keep commenting on a coworkers new hair but haven't actually said I like it.
She hasn't seemed to have noticed.
So that's a nice social hint for you- Whether you like something or not, at least comment on it

2023-12-07 02:54:41

As you shop, just remember...
EVERYTHING you see in the stores is going into the landfill

2023-12-04 23:02:01

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@npub1xsy…cevg I never got an easy bake oven and I'm still bitter about it

2023-12-04 22:27:46

Alright, Betty. You've covered your ass. Now look away
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/111/524/498/633/480/272/original/5ced2e0e6538b9fa.jpg

2023-11-26 21:39:15

It sucks how I have to actually post stuff if I want any interaction

2023-11-21 22:44:41

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@npub1xsy…cevg nope. I'm a rebel

2023-11-21 22:35:38

You should always match your socks to your shoes.
But if you ask me again tomorrow, I'll tell you to match your socks to your pants.
I can't decide

2023-11-20 17:56:01

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@npub1xsy…cevg I will have to start using this reply!

2023-11-20 17:49:10

There are two wolves in my pocket. And one of them is giving the peace sign

2023-11-17 16:40:02

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@npub1xsy…cevg more of what, exactly? useless thoughts? At least I eventually have a place to put them (here)!

2023-11-17 16:23:50

All the thinking I do whenever I'm bored and don't have my phone around. And what has it gotten me? I'm an unproductive thinker, me

2023-11-14 13:16:28

Got to work too early again. This is what sitting in your car is for

2023-11-12 21:32:54

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@npub1jma…0as2 they make good points

2023-11-07 16:15:46

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@npub1076…x7m7 it seems so obvious, but doesn't occur to a lot of people. I performed a Dada-ist scene at university in which I cut a hotdog with scissors. Just to watch the men squirm

2023-11-07 11:03:49

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@npub1z70…twul must I?

2023-11-07 10:43:51

I turn 50 today :blobcatfearful:

2023-11-05 01:33:19

Tonight's the night I unfollow people I used to kinda sorta know and now it's creepy that i still follow them but they're some sort of connection I can't name maybe it's just to younger me but they don't remember me anyway.
One. I unfollowed one so far

2023-11-01 16:54:22

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@npub1z70…twul now she's a patron of the arts!

2023-11-01 00:21:40

Here's me so badass and nude I don't even have skin
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/111/332/427/738/255/385/original/e829b74fcc4470a3.webp

2023-10-30 01:15:09

It's been FOREVER but I'm finally painting again.
I may not like what I've painted, but at least I'm doing it
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/111/321/311/552/923/568/original/48113f563df509a9.jpg

2023-10-25 22:24:46

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@npub1xsy…cevg I have a couple weeks, but they KNOW

2023-10-25 22:09:36

Well. Happy birthday to me, I guess
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/111/297/936/533/778/666/original/05a3fe8067796bc5.jpg

2023-10-17 02:45:31

Manifestos sounds like a wishing cereal

2023-10-11 22:08:41

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@npub1xsy…cevg this was just for laughs. my father treats me fine.
I originally wrote as "your father," but felt that was too mean