I just realized there's someone who works in a Hollywood prop sword factory and is constantly bugging their friends watching fantasy and period shows saying "that sword is the Lance 210 and we stopped making it 2 years ago because horses found it too sexually arousing,"
and "that sword is from the other sword factory- they have better scrollwork on the hilt that looks like little gnome toes"
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2024-05-05 11:58:47
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