nftenet
🎭 a funny page 🥶

The cat, which psychologists say "get a cat, it will be good for you", sleeps almost all day long
#cat #catstr https://image.nostr.build/dc6bdcfa1bc1a9c6160b5dda2c2281bcdc2e4e5220291747d3b76b7bc8f1f821.jpg

2024-06-22 12:11:28

🔍 I'm still wondering why I was recommended to watch a colonoscopy video in the explore section……

2024-06-22 12:07:22

🍊 While I watch a video of a man peeling an orange into a heart shape for his 60-year-old wife, I also think about the definition of love in 2024 https://image.nostr.build/3a473400451095ac3962c52dcd73d340b29e5184716b60339208d00eaee09f18.png

2024-06-22 11:56:39

Every time sweat like we’re on a math test trying to figure out how close we need to be to the sidewalk while parking

2024-06-21 13:13:59

Happy International Day of Yoga 🧘‍♀️ https://image.nostr.build/97b16f6a29779b88bb662262f85165eadde2467c5071962dc51bc4afb2453e4c.jpg

2024-06-20 13:57:37

Pura Vida 🟠🟣

2024-06-07 15:37:05

📌 Some songs don't remind you of a memory, they just make you feel the emotion you had before at that moment!
😡

2024-06-05 10:44:50

Start small think big 🍏

2024-05-27 11:51:49

Pura Vida 🧡💜

2024-05-26 11:47:42

Motivation 🥊 Wake up felling bad

2024-05-26 11:40:32

👊 It's strange that flight attendants can walk on the plane while warning lights are on for passengers…
✈️

2024-05-23 19:44:46

🤢If only you wouldn't sweat on the equipment you use at the gym 💦 https://image.nostr.build/e97389c2664b61a3679b4b98d1479caac69613527b06d5570e3a117a408e7082.png

2024-05-16 21:31:00

🛎 Can someone tell people who post dot-like stories on Instagram that there are only 24 hours in a day? https://image.nostr.build/bd2bfff9455897b47624756f3a5a100c6370900d19871d3837914b571c312e30.jpg

2024-05-15 19:33:05

❌ Can’t get over smartphones that focus on facial imperfections you can't even see with your eyes… https://image.nostr.build/e400e6ab0d4c2784beae31db1ec4f582a667dc66d9798fbca4695f50d7211e30.png

2024-05-14 10:46:44

Those who don't like the new coffee they bought be like… https://image.nostr.build/a152f20b5f5f38806f3e2cab96b8b298bafaa7e6518966eb42187bbec2bf3e42.png

2024-05-13 18:21:10

Bored… ☹️

2024-05-11 20:34:05

⭐️ Discipline is the bridge between your goals and success! 💪

2024-04-23 22:58:02

📱 Who will be the first to admit that the endless camera holes on mobile phones are unattractive…

2024-04-23 20:01:30

📌 Anyone be able to slay a dragon but choose to communicate colorful parrot nicely 🦜

2024-03-31 21:21:23

#HappyEasterDays everyone
Pura Vida🦄💚

2024-03-18 19:23:53

Motivation is something you can create with your inner energy and allow you to go from failure to failure without losing the pleasure
🟣🔵🟢🟡🟠🔴

2024-01-25 13:29:06

🤦‍♀️ There is no cold weather.
There are people who don't wear enough clothes.

2024-01-14 12:39:57

When you follow a space-related social media account, it is not nice to see that page share ads about what kind of eggplant pastries we can make…

2024-01-09 20:18:33

https://image.nostr.build/b39ceb012c30d4b432927df5c40e03f23ce6b26be3c37b40c1003dc64bc99425.jpg

2024-01-08 19:38:42

Addiction is real coffee ☕️
#Nostr #coffee https://image.nostr.build/49d96c8a816cc24d24878da8394566ab652967b94081ebe1b3ac0ef09515ba76.jpg

2024-01-08 13:58:52

Motivation 🥊 Discipline

2024-01-08 13:48:24

📌 Let's clarify something!
Not following someone on social media doesn't always mean you're offended or not close.😌
🧡💜 PURA VIDA 💜🧡

2024-01-07 20:05:56

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If the speaker wants to motivate everyone, I think should be a general blood donor.
So, my answer is…
0(-) 😊

2024-01-07 20:02:28

When #love is blind https://image.nostr.build/2ea83d6bfd86bd2d9350eab6ccc07939014e0061d90189a98b31028eef8c0049.jpg

2024-01-06 20:01:33

💪 You can always start life over after a bad moment! 💪

2024-01-06 19:58:34

Let the day begin https://image.nostr.build/a1e39605bf6a87fc09115719308b8a354a17135acc137197274bbe6902e730c0.jpg

2024-01-05 20:14:47

https://image.nostr.build/d5f465d33e443034fc272c365c6e9621b0e1d347446e5c6dc9228b4cd7e94891.jpg

2024-01-04 20:48:14

Cozy https://image.nostr.build/1016e55b2c67be11d126917765225470d42d0ed0c2828ac35d1704ae6b03170f.jpg

2024-01-03 20:51:27

Based on today’s true story my friends… 🥲 1/3/23
I dunno what to feel!😂 https://image.nostr.build/a65952d7ba6e113ed0d802ac77e380de17d2eb7af1cffec957d7c939a65061c9.jpg

2024-01-02 19:55:48

☁️ I don’t know what it’s going through but I’m infected!😂 https://image.nostr.build/40702033d6de45a73f4bba65b1f64e5852ca312dcc1cc0f70df46c538f11f74b.jpg

2024-01-02 11:07:27

True story https://image.nostr.build/f687f56f5ee255c633924673f2d0190a8d942f275db4777c525b1af17b51da38.jpg

2024-01-01 20:00:24

❌ Did we make the first mistake of the year?🤪 https://image.nostr.build/d2dad033317a59de1716fd85e3b81178af2ffc68082b190f8467c036764611e1.jpg

2024-01-01 12:42:52

Today is the same as yesterday guys…..

2023-12-31 13:04:31

🍿 C’mon!! Is it the most popular movie Home Alone this year too?
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

2023-12-31 07:44:20

🎄 I wish you a new year where ambition and competition are filled with humor!😍
🔔🔔🔔 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🔔🔔🔔
#Nostr #memes #Christmas #newyear https://image.nostr.build/1e392456488a15e39b171c312f956ba8090b2eed94955174686f0a4ca02f02b2.jpg

2023-12-29 19:44:21

📌 REMEMBER
IF YOU ARE HEALTHY, you can always start again!
💪 💪💪💪💪💪

2023-12-17 18:22:29

💩 Aren't you really afraid of dropping your phone while on the porcelain throne?🚽

2023-12-16 19:58:28

Experience is gained through theoretical knowledge and practices, but mostly through mistakes.
💪💪💪💪💪

2023-12-13 09:07:59

😂😂 Not answering is an answer guys 😂😂

2023-12-03 18:27:21

“LOVE IS THREE QUARTERS CURIOSITY”
doesn’t mean that you are gonna stalk all day long…..

2023-11-30 12:47:58

Airpods size: 🐤
Cost: 🐳

2023-11-29 20:29:50

Someone should admit that not every beach with a lifeguard view is perfect.
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

2023-11-29 20:06:46

🍏 It must be killing you not to leave out the Apple logo on the stickers you put on your Apple laptop!🤪

2023-11-25 21:59:06

💔 Real cheating is fake orgasm

2023-11-25 18:33:02

🔒 While you wi-fi like “₺&@37383.::gjeeubd”, your credit card “1234” just doesn’t make any sense…

2023-11-24 12:19:42

🐶 I dunno what it's going through but I got infected
#dog #dogstr https://image.nostr.build/41e8f187d440e2b8a37349a3cbb5af5bff132889c32f4b989e1a9e47c4690105.jpg

2023-11-23 19:17:33

🎥 Carefully preparing snacks to watch a good movie and even eating the flower patterns on the plate during the credits…
😒

2023-11-20 07:04:12

🧊 How do you measure a snake?
In inches (They don’t have feet.)
🫣🫣🫣
#jokes #Nostr

2023-11-19 21:23:10

🚗 While a bad driver uses the horn, a flashlight is enough for a good driver.
😎😎😎😎😎

2023-11-19 19:00:24

🍿 You can also name your favorite science fiction movie other than Interstellar.
😒

2023-11-19 18:57:31

💦 After shower, don't forget to dry the water inside your belly button!🤪
Thx me later!!🤣🤣

2023-11-17 12:43:35

Garlic is the real medicine 🧄

2023-11-15 11:17:35

Let the day begin 🔥
#coffee #coffeechain https://image.nostr.build/3b6ee3b97836d4263dad3142d71cee0b214af03cec52b9b0545699a215710999.png

2023-11-15 09:05:38

Pura Vida my lovely friends 💜🧡

2023-11-11 15:50:06

When an important character in a movie is changed, I get depressed all day.

2023-10-11 13:47:26

🤸‍♀️ I hope you have a day where you don't feel uncomfortable like a piece of food stuck between your teeth!🤪🤪🤪
💋PURA VIDA 🟣🟠 #Nostr #plebchain

2023-10-08 09:13:25

🟠🟠🟠🟠🟣🟣🟣
Do whatever you gotta do
+
Do whatever you want
=
The best version of yourself
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟠🟠🟠

2023-10-05 20:52:37

What you do by focusing on the moment actually changes your past and future😊

2023-09-29 21:53:21

How do you find a porcelain throne when you need to throw up?
🤮 🚽

2023-09-29 18:47:50

🔥 YES!!!! Talking to yourself is still perfectly normal.
Let’s continue!🤪

2023-09-29 14:16:11

🍱 Why take a selfie with sushi at one of your eyes like a fish pirate?
🤣 #sushi #foodstr

2023-09-29 10:51:22

I wanna take you somewhere so you know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
😵‍💫

2023-09-28 23:08:21

If achieving your dreams seems too easy for you, try going the opposite way by making them impossible.

2023-09-28 19:27:49

Some people sucks but nature always rocks
🌿🍂☘️🍃🍄🌸💐🐚🪨🌞🌛⭐️🌏

2023-09-27 21:47:16

🧡 You can only understand how well you can do some things by thinking and designing the time you spend on things you know you cannot do.
💜 That's when what you thought was nothing actually becomes your everything.

2023-09-26 19:46:09

📌 If you ask yourself today "Am I happy with what I'm doing right now?" and your answer is “no”, there is nothing stopping you from following your heart.

2023-09-24 16:24:39

Mothers: Do not let the cat go to the dining table.
Kids: So we can eat from the same plate??
🐱 #catstr #foodstr

2023-09-23 18:15:34

🐱 A cat who met Italian cuisine in her dream 🍕
#catstr #foodstr #cat #food https://image.nostr.build/3ecab44679506bf5db53375688e8d45e2ddc485f344566721a71fd2b21dadaf5.jpg

2023-09-22 12:13:37

Where no one knows anything, everyone can know everything
😈

2023-09-20 18:25:54

🐰 If you were a rabbit, would you get braces?

2023-09-20 14:15:55

🍷 🍱 The price of hours of fine dining is not a room full of dirty dishes
#food #foodstr #meatstr

2023-09-19 22:08:48

I've been hearin' symphonies
Before, all I heard was silence
A rhapsody for you and me
And every melody is timeless

2023-09-19 13:22:19

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Not at all. It’s working 🙂

2023-09-19 13:21:40

What does it mean to open the refrigerator, look at it blankly and then close it????? https://image.nostr.build/2ac58af711588f3ede44f8ba6bf24d566528fc86411ecdeb2284d3469eacda7e.png

2023-09-19 13:14:49

💭 Let's normalize waking up in the middle of a good dream and then trying to return to that dream with a desperate sleepy face

2023-09-19 11:31:41

💤 How can we know what everyone who claims to not snore is actually doing while sleeping…

2023-09-17 22:19:14

💪 Funny and a bit insulting that the personal trainer wears slippers while showing students exercise moves….. https://image.nostr.build/4919f6ac533324671a81b16c907adc6f4829f6ecd37b2d9bddfdfbb984d68ed4.png

2023-09-17 21:50:18

💚True love is delayed gratification❤️

2023-09-17 19:29:33

🧘‍♂️ 🧘🧘‍♂️🧘‍♀️🧘🧘‍♂️🧘‍♀️🧘🧘‍♂️
I wonder at what stage many successful entrepreneurs start meditating?

2023-09-17 17:02:34

📱 I don’t understand how you can throw a $15,000 cell phone at a performer at a concert…
😩

2023-09-17 13:52:37

Even if the nails on the hand that break every week come together, they will be defeated by a toenail that resists even nail clippers.
#truestory #footstr #foot 🦶

2023-09-17 13:37:09

#Kamasutra is very popular but why can't I name any Indian #porn stars?
Btw, Pura Vida guys🤣

2023-09-17 10:49:59

🍿 Seriously, when you like a TV series, you don't have to finish all its seasons in a few days.

2023-09-16 20:28:18

Women watch #porn too guys😃
#truestory

2023-09-16 15:16:50

👟 The charisma of your snow-white sneakers depends on the possibility of people seeing the dust fossils on the soles of your shoes that you are too lazy to clean. https://image.nostr.build/82c994775ab409c34b4591d7561b1c177c4eac73211ebacfb5b4f7e1844e19be.jpg

2023-09-16 14:25:56

💓 Why do people associate love with the heart?
Why not kidney….. 🤣

2023-09-16 14:11:01

🤤 coffee after working hard 🧡

2023-09-16 10:49:53

Platypus is so cute 😍

2023-09-16 07:00:25

The balloons you released into the sky should have had the right to speak
🎈 ☁️