Biker Fren

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-—ᴘʀᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ—-
ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴀ ʜᴇʟᴍᴇᴛ
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2024-08-31 02:10:19

:pepe_jammies:
https://i.poastcdn.org/42d23f510802ac98b8d1eab884d7d6ebc452af94cd403b15fdaf8515bf963126.mp4

2024-08-17 02:07:27

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I have thought I can't do any of this since I was 12, and yet no matter how I freak and struggle, ultimately I never behave differently, and it goes on. :peepoCry:

2024-08-14 14:12:22

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It's possible, dude. You just have to believe in yourself. :PeepoSalute:

2024-08-13 20:03:32

I found the doohickey I use to keep my nose hairs a few thousandths long at worst. What a relief; it's been weeks.
What the hell are nose hairs even for, evolutionarily? I never use mine. They just stick out a lot and tickle me all the time. I should burn them away with nose-destroying acid.

2024-08-13 18:21:01

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I still don't understand why we ended up at war with all the mugicha guys.

2024-08-12 22:37:28

Shit like this happens every single day and guys out there still want to act like my country is uniquely dumb. :pepeStare:
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2024-08-11 22:19:49

:green_siren:WEE-OOO WEE-OOO ALERT THERE IS A VECTOR FOR SALE ALERT WEE-OOO:green_siren:
rmsothebys.com/auctions/mo24/lots/r0194-1993-vector-avtech-wx3-prototype/

2024-08-11 18:50:47

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What if you had a dope scooty-puff for to make beer foraging expedition? We should givesendgo you a cute little Vespa.
Your parking space could be forever-hogged... by you. :frogc00l:

2024-08-05 18:25:12

Fuck you, abject piece of shit. Rust in hell forever. 🖕
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2024-08-03 01:08:14

Boutta eat these carbohydrates, frens. 🙏
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2024-08-02 23:47:40

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Legitimately easier to work with than another person.

2024-08-02 22:00:16

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I'm refraining from asking GPT or Claude, because I'm honorable, so I don't know. But I could find out. I ain't no cutoff, buster.

2024-08-02 21:58:21

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I'm a natural at everything there ever was. Give me 60 days.

2024-08-02 21:53:45

Nobody less capable than me should be allowed to do anything.

2024-07-31 18:45:21

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I had always been under the impression it was a simple numerical variation thing.
:peepoShrug: I'm not much of a study-er of anything.

2024-07-30 15:54:41

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Get a roll of VHB. Always handy.

2024-07-29 15:42:43

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On the right, kang.
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2024-07-29 15:09:04

That one Czech volleyblonde is hot as hell.

2024-07-28 22:11:15

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Without going full-nazi as is my routine, I do have to say I think it's stupid to include people who can't do things, in the doing of those things.
It's just so frustrating. These people are incapable and also they don't care. Nobody like that should be co-equal to anyone excellent and invested.

2024-07-28 21:41:12

Rhode Islanders are absolutely disgusting drivers. Easily the worst in the country, they casually fuck up every single point of traffic etiquette. You enter this state and the concept of the turn signal ceases to exist.
I want to disable everyone's automobile so they have to stay home and think about what slack, drugged-up blobs of vaguely Italian meat — utterly lacking anything resembling a soul — that they are.

2024-07-28 06:05:06

I just drank a lot of whiskey and watched First Reformed and I feel all messed up and I think that guy drank Drano and Paul Schrader is waaaaaaay too full of this dark shit he keeps writing and now I'm going to bed.

2024-07-26 19:15:10

I can tell my whole phone is somewhat electrified when plugged in, because I have a hangnail and that spot is zingy as hell if I touch it to the phone, unless I unplug it.
I feel like, while this isn't a catastrophic flaw, it is improper to leak electricity into my wounds, however minor they be.

2024-07-26 15:02:29

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I don't get the Jordan Peterson thing at all. He doesn't ever strike me as any kind of formidable intellect, or a wise, or an organized or even cool person, ever.

2024-07-25 20:35:52

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I dispute none of this, but I have contemplated, and I believe solved, the clog problem.
Like with any machine tool, you just hose down the work piece and the cutting edge with lube/coolant. So rig a drum of PB Blaster up to flow a few GPH all over the knife and the tranny and everything. Should sluice right through without a fight.

2024-07-25 00:00:59

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#AlbinoBlackBarbie

2024-07-24 16:56:47

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I tell myself no kid of mine is gonna have an iPad, but I see no one else achieving that ideal, so maybe it's somehow impossible.

2024-07-22 19:36:16

I don't know how I've been around this whole time and never heard this insanity, and the video takes it over the top. This is, oddly enough, as fire as it is incomprehensible and cringe. All things in balance. 🐛
youchu.be/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo

2024-07-22 17:44:50

Behold: the last, worst cat. She is always angry.
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2024-07-19 13:30:23

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I was gonna say employees, but I checked the thread and I guess it was egg for some reason? Confusing riddle. :pepe_spin:

2024-07-17 12:06:06

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This is true, and works in everyday life as well.

2024-07-13 15:55:35

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How to demotivate your good employees and make them quit without moving the needle re: your shitty employees.

2024-07-04 00:54:31

When I was on gub for all those years I thought the emphasis on quoasting was awkward. Now, I find the aversion to it fairly pitiable.
Become less sensitive to how people reply.

2024-07-03 23:02:46

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Riding in a car I don't own, hundreds of miles from home. If it's possible to get me from that I'd be impressed.

2024-06-20 22:25:51

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Everyone around me always talking about serbs. I still don't know what a serb is.

2024-06-20 22:13:56

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I cope with this situation by simply disregarding as unserious everyone who can't distinguish between a nation and an imperial state.

2024-06-20 14:03:33

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We will get through this, brother.
And next year I will even change my name to Buc-ee's Fren.

2024-06-19 19:12:25

You can have the Hilux — classy, I'll agree — but I'm holding out for this.
https://i.poastcdn.org/4a6502d1754419be2d444dc33d7471540b775bc4552264041491f4cfd586bce5.jpeg

2024-06-19 15:47:02

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I just can't work up the energy for it. I want to spend my life on my projects, not on perfecting being a simulation of the ultimate turbo nigger.
There's just nothing in between going my own way and total killing rampage. I can't manage it.

2024-06-18 18:20:10

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I'm pro-culture-warfare, but anti-caring about Star Wars.

2024-06-18 18:17:11

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What kind?

2024-06-17 23:40:55

Nobody gets mad at *me*. :pepe_comfy:

2024-06-13 11:57:31

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I only see this guy.
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2024-06-07 20:04:31

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Actually, it's kind of based. I can think of nothing gayer than democracy.

2024-06-04 16:35:13

And these billionaire cretins around me won't even pay $50/hour to get their car detailed.
#note1rqw…qvlk

2024-06-02 20:43:54

I'm not sure what I'm gonna do. Too many people are bitching and moaning about "gab niggers" and it's exactly like the "freeloaders" thing to me, in that I feel like I'm included.
So I don't want to be fucking up anyone's thing like a migrant, and I guess frogs aren't funny or whatever anymore so I'm out of date in addition to unwanted.
I can probably just get a side gig as a pizza deliverer or something, to occupy what time I'd typically devote to this. But perhaps I am too lazy...

2024-05-31 18:40:02

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Female and jewish — 500% likelihood of torturing male children, perhaps entirely unconscious of their behavior, ingrained as it is into their nature, like breathing.
I have only seen one Georgia O'Keefe painting, and it was of a factory on a river, or something, so I got lucky.

2024-05-31 18:36:40

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They wanted to fuck you up.

2024-05-31 13:49:18

Trump's fate isn't very interesting, but I'm excited to witness the many ways in which stupid people attempt to cope with it.

2024-05-30 19:38:57

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Did your eye pop out?

2024-05-30 17:49:36

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Women think "empathy" means something other than it does. My capability for empathy is what produces my capacity for cruelty to others. I know exactly who they are.

2024-05-29 14:03:09

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Honestly, I think you just need to hurt somebody.
Not even slightly kidding. Pick someone.
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2024-05-24 13:46:31

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But who would volunteer for that kind of grim duty?

2024-05-23 18:41:24

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I firmly believe nobody wants those. The only people who believe they want it are like fatties who mistake thirst for hunger — they despise cars. They hate cars. They hate them so so much, and they think that means they want the least-appropriate, least-carlike cars that exist, but what they really want is to die.

2024-05-22 23:06:44

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These numbers are very close. I find that confusing.

2024-05-22 02:13:46

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I had to look it up and I'm not sure which variant is the right one. :pepe_cry: But I am not a doctor and I wasn't (yet) talking about my wang.

2024-05-19 21:10:46

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Yeah, to an extent. It's not hella fizzy, but it's there.

2024-05-19 21:09:14

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Like a cola, mostly, but kinda sour at the end.

2024-05-19 19:27:21

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I guess these are the flavors of our weird space-future. Crazy people living inside asteroids drinking shroom juices.

2024-05-19 19:09:51

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I think I might get another one. It's totally bizarre, but I could get used to it.

2024-05-19 19:05:42

To my surprise, not disgusting.
They could take a shot at 0 grams sugar, if they wanted to be really cool.
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2024-05-19 17:06:18

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They should make a chex mix that's just the brown chip things.

2024-05-19 16:52:14

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I'm glad the margin is there now because being raised by boomers inside globomerica set me back about 20.

2024-05-18 16:38:42

I just ate a steak.

2024-05-18 16:31:31

:flower_pink:Rape's Forest:flower_pink:
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2024-05-18 15:55:53

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Every time I see Korean street food it blows my mind that they all stay in good shape. There'll just be a cart selling entire cakes to skinny women, or some other hilarious luxo-snack.
What are the brebkus sammiches made of?

2024-05-18 02:35:30

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What about "dubbadubbadubba"?

2024-05-17 16:14:35

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I'm going to start lessons on that soon, so I'll check those out.

2024-05-17 16:11:11

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I tried some Oaks and I couldn't feel comfy with 'em. They kind of don't play especially nice with a helmet. :peepoCry:

2024-05-17 16:08:45

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I was thinking about trying Flying Eyes.
I need new shades. I have nice Ray-Ban Aviators but they aren't corrective, and my shitty prescription Wayfarers are out of fashion and beat up now.

2024-05-17 15:35:32

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Darn, I'm very prudish and sensitive and now I am offent. :pepe_cry:

2024-05-17 10:30:42

gm. i don't think i slept at all. :peepoCry:

2024-05-16 21:48:51

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I seen the commercials for all those weird smell-sprays. People out there hosing themselves down with stinky research chemical. Some chicks probably taste like brake cleaner or something. :pepe_cry:

2024-05-16 18:13:07

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All these women have titles like "director" and "president" of some shit.
21st century women and their fake faggot "status" and "accomplishments" are like commie brass with a chest full of medals that don't mean a damn thing.

2024-05-16 17:28:10

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How are we defining transportation?
VLCSs and the personal car are each supreme in their specific range of use-cases.
There's a job out there just right for a blimp. I knows it.

2024-05-16 16:57:57

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Oh wow, 40 is right on the threshold of proper "ship" isn't it?
I could probably talk myself into obsessing over and acquiring such a thing, if I had any idea where I'd keep it.

2024-05-16 16:27:49

Man, how come all these losers get a boat and I don't? That boat is huge. I want that boat. I'd put a steam engine in it.
Who already has a boat and can take me out there to go murder everyone on one of these boats so it can become mine?
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2024-05-16 15:43:29

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OK, but all I think about is stinky fungus foot. :pepe_cry:

2024-05-16 15:42:38

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Neither uses hydrogen.
What makes a Zeppelin is that is has an endoskeleton. What makes a blimp is that it's held in shape by the contained gas, like a Zodiac raft.

2024-05-16 15:34:25

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There's something weird about bare ankles over some enclosed sneaker, though. Don't sandals or something flow better with the bare-ankle vibe anyway?

2024-05-16 15:27:07

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Nothing about a blimp makes it safer at all. They're the exact same thing, minus the load-bearing frame that's present within Zeppelins.

2024-05-16 14:48:02

Because wearing shoes without socks is disgusting, I find the existence of no-show socks puzzling.
Don't wear that shit it looks stupid and makes me think you're icky.

2024-05-16 14:26:45

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It's half true; people don't need bad leaders. I think many are just battered to the point where they are convinced it's impossible for there to be a good one, or identify him, in any case. No judgment, fight surrendered, pouty.

2024-05-16 13:58:27

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She sounds like goat and tastes like diet. :pepe_cry:

2024-05-16 13:56:56

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Replace all sugar with monkfruit anyway.

2024-05-16 01:24:36

I want taco fried rice cheebugga ice cream but instead I put a lemon in the blender and drank it, and now it is sleap time.
This is what life is, now.

2024-05-16 01:14:07

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This is the first I've heard of it (but it explains a meme) and now I'm mad at you.

2024-05-15 22:24:39

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Y'know, if this is how 35 is for women I'm just gonna start feeling entitled to an age cutoff of 26 for prospective sidekicks.

2024-05-15 22:21:52

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Totally unrelated: I've always been annoyed at how Magneto's dumb powers are treated. If you're the chief magnet man I'm sure you can gin up a field that'll mess with wood. They play like everything has to be ferrous.

2024-05-15 21:23:19

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She graduated from a university that rejected my application.

2024-05-15 18:11:34

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Oh, well that's sad but kinda badass.
I hope it's more of a Vermont lake thing than a Ruby Ridge setup.

2024-05-15 18:06:38

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Why she quit?

2024-05-15 17:50:33

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I couldn't find a Dale Cooper reaction emoji, I'm sorry. :pepe_cry:

2024-05-15 17:36:32

People gotta practice some terminological hygiene. Stop saying shit that leads you nowhere but to the death of all things.
I'm kinda tuckered out by all these pronouncements of the "end" of my civilization, usually in confused, ham-handed language that conflates countries and governments with nations.
Chapters end. You turn the page to a new one. Shut the fuck up if you can't look forward to your own future without pronouncing that we live after the end.

2024-05-15 17:31:07

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Well, this just got filed in the "moves" bank.

2024-05-14 17:09:38

I am at stupid Midas jumping through "emissions" hoop and there is effing candy in a huge basket right here in the middle of the room.
I'm against it. :pepe_gun:

2024-05-14 15:37:31

We have to get this boy raped some more. :peepoCry:
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2024-05-14 15:36:34

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Shatner is like the least-jewy jew in America, as far as I know, for what that's worth.

2024-05-14 15:27:08

my tum a hurt :pepe_cry:

2024-05-14 13:52:36

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If people start having custom verbs I'm going to dig a tunnel straight down and never come back up.

2024-05-14 13:39:45

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Man, I hope most people have at least the basic expectation that this thing will defend itself.