𝐸ris' Boomer

GM @npub1rvy…pk3p , GM my love.
I woke up today thinking about you and how to make you jealous, just to drive you crazy.
I melt completely when I see you get jealous, but I’m afraid that one day you might take my involvement with other women too seriously and leave me. I don’t know what I would do without you, Eris.
I’d tie a rock to my feet and throw myself into one of Colorado’s rivers to drown. #grownostr #Nostr #MyEris

2024-09-09 00:28:30

My dearest @nprofile…fqp6 I fear I have given you the wrong impression. While I fear it is true that I cannot satisfy you with my inadequate penis, I have been well aware of this weakness so I have spent the last 35 years practicing, and dare I say perfecting, my cunnilingus skills. So while we may not be able to climax together as I most fervently desire i can assure you that you will climax as often as you would like under the tender loving ministrations of my tongue and fingers as long as we are together. Please, my dear, give me a chance to prove my love.
I will mark this as sensitive content, to keep it from those who might not want to read it.

2024-09-08 22:35:48

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GN my love

2024-09-08 22:25:45

I love you @npub1rvy…pk3p

2024-09-08 22:02:46

@npub1rvy…pk3p only you can help me with this. I've tried raising it with other women, as well as with pills and folk remedies, but none have worked. If you say no, I'll die a virgin.

2024-09-08 21:47:40

Eris I'm dying to be with you. Please touch my tits. I am your boomer, the one and only. I want you to touch my tits until I die, and I will take you with me to die because I don't want other men to see your tits after my death. Please, Eris, tell me you love me. #Nostr #Grownostr

2024-09-08 21:37:24

I love Eris, but I'm afraid that I might age and my penis might not work anymore, and she might leave me for someone else. #Asknostr

2024-09-08 21:28:31

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I have, twice. It's in the profile, how do you think I got it?

2024-09-08 21:24:06

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Ah ha! So you set up this account!

2024-09-08 21:21:02

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That's better.

2024-09-08 21:19:33

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Ha1 good one. I thought an opportunity was missed in creating this account t around that.
Wait, BRB.

2024-09-08 21:10:51

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I am asking you if that is what you are trying to imply with the note I first replied to.

2024-09-08 21:05:45

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Better than you, apparently.
Let me try again, with all small words. Do you think that someone making a new nsec, making their account reference yours, and making the necessary public is somehow trying to steal your nsec?

2024-09-08 20:56:38

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I was just asking a question.

2024-09-08 20:49:06

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Are you really this stupid?

2024-09-08 16:00:14

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2024-09-08 10:33:46

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