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2024-09-09 00:28:30

𝐸ris' Boomer on Nostr: My dearest Kim I fear I have given you the wrong impression. While I fear it is true ...

My dearest I fear I have given you the wrong impression. While I fear it is true that I cannot satisfy you with my inadequate penis, I have been well aware of this weakness so I have spent the last 35 years practicing, and dare I say perfecting, my cunnilingus skills. So while we may not be able to climax together as I most fervently desire i can assure you that you will climax as often as you would like under the tender loving ministrations of my tongue and fingers as long as we are together. Please, my dear, give me a chance to prove my love.

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