₿äretta 🐻‍❄️🇨🇿

Big bear momma of two smol cubs, punk tradwife, shitposter, pipe smoker, xbox player, amateur rock singer. People often mistake me for an adult based on my age.

Memes are usually not mine, save your zaps🤙

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Bäretta@BitcoinNostr.com

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bearetta@bitlifi.com

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2024-11-05 10:06:55

https://image.nostr.build/8017c357594f43e1a08e7660682b70f61f0e0c1cf1cffb7c7e511d60ddf46d9e.jpg #memestr

2024-11-05 08:13:23

GM
#proofofwalk and grandpa #dogstr so happy we're finally out of the city.
https://image.nostr.build/99e6ec9105df1296a218309212ac9234337ef6e773478d851711f1cefe107cca.jpg #autumn #nature #czechstr

2024-11-05 06:35:13

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You guys have water in the fridge?👀 It's a good tip though.

2024-11-04 21:00:00

I learned english via Netflix, I'm clueless.👀
https://image.nostr.build/a561f2bc408b0c21f6dddb3ae773981c29c618178bf82de13e4c00e1c2d4d51d.jpg #asknostr

2024-11-04 20:27:24

Where the hell did I get lost to find this
https://image.nostr.build/77dfd868fe827018d41b848e5b3488c7645b4832b59e4608ee6549dfa8ae3469.jpg #shitpost

2024-11-04 19:26:17

https://image.nostr.build/bb112730556394c73cb18a6d6a381d1122704751c56754dfa2036919e9919c47.jpg #footstr

2024-11-03 18:17:30

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Bahahaha 😆 No já vyrostla na Elánech a Vašo byl můj hrdina, pak dospívání s No Name a teraz cokoliv od Horkýže, takže za mě má Slovensko rozhodně co nabídnout.❤️❤️❤️

2024-11-03 15:43:55

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Right? It's sometimes not even funny anymore, especially older articles.

2024-11-03 14:34:14

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Why is that? A passport thing or are we just crazy expensive?🥹

2024-11-03 12:51:10

Oh my gawd. I started to burn some nice candles and put them on the only place safe away from the kids and tall enough to heat nothing above. Our family portrait is supposed to go there, but we're too lazy to do it. There's just one big, pretty book that doesn't really fit elsewhere.
And I looked at it now. We have a freaking shrine of @nprofile…4xm4. 👀
https://image.nostr.build/33e1c896704589538d2fc2d409f3e4f107f1b2a6f31870acc6973d7765f3e822.jpg #babylonbee #bookstr

2024-11-03 04:25:41

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https://image.nostr.build/cf29f0777905e137ba41714c33af98187e892f3755228c5da20a486bca916080.jpg
For those lucky who don't know it https://youtu.be/YnopHCL1Jk8?si=AMeBDiU8Ao_UKboX

2024-10-30 00:03:21

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Can I just..bite it from upon?
And then hold it in my teeth and run away quickly, because it's scorching?😅

2024-10-29 23:01:35

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Unacceptable. I'm from the centre of Moravia, we feed our giests until they die.
This.
Is.
Unacceptable.

2024-10-29 22:59:30

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Were you at least at someone's home? I'm still itchy that I didn't feed you.

2024-10-29 21:39:57

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About the ten plots or this one meme?
Ask away, but I've got nothing on both.

2024-10-29 21:16:17

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https://image.nostr.build/5e7d8dd5ffbfaca72c760c0d558cd0438eb9db2541d9dd01b47a4b8d6f8349eb.jpg

2024-10-29 20:03:36

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I don't know and am honestly annoyed how intriguing it is.
Was it Linda?

2024-10-29 20:02:18

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I'll try again soon. I bought a high temp oven especially for a bread and never used it😅 I never got the ear right and it was never fluffy enough😑

2024-10-26 16:00:37

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https://image.nostr.build/dc22e05bc9a0270fa0f54da540c5075c0da0825458c9225b4841e221cc418b54.jpg

2024-10-26 15:44:00

*insert any wtf meme*
https://image.nostr.build/de5f61bff72ac1121ab60b3a027c3a6c4ece4e37cbbc1ac8ab790bb6b13096eb.jpg #charliebrown #snoopy #wtf #shitpost

2024-10-25 20:46:48

I want this a little bit👀
https://image.nostr.build/3dff05d44906b52402425776fa5b1bb0184ec1f1972fd509412cd3b8f3d1aee2.jpg
#sewing #sewstr #clothestr

2024-10-25 13:22:19

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Actually just putting few kinds of cooked things like this together and put in a pan would make them all happy, I believe🥲

2024-10-25 13:03:41

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Yeah, I suppose we will cross that bridge too at some point. Now they have no clue how to make it and I'm not telling a thing.

2024-10-25 13:02:34

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It looks pretty cool though.🧐 I hate slime, but found. Afew old glitter glues and bought an activator like three years ago, so we finally made it. Since it's homemade, it slowly turns consistence - now it's less sticky and thick pudding and I suppose it will slowly turn solid. Until then bear family presents The Alien: Christmas special.

2024-10-25 12:52:45

I made a sensory play thing for kids!
It's freaking disgusting.
They wanted it and now they hate it.😆
https://image.nostr.build/39144537b36d4364fc96db06d394ff92c47c4c63d9d9afe8fbddd1b5a061e7ae.jpg #slime #mumstr

2024-10-24 13:42:02

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Is buidl a thing or a typo? Because I love it.

2024-10-24 12:06:57

So it's Halloweenstr or Nostrween?
😬

2024-10-24 07:46:37

2024-10-23 07:08:29

Husband, 5yo and 4yo all want me to give them a baby. Like I was just some goddamn oven.😀 I'm pushing 40 for crying out loud, let's buy you all a puppy.😩 And a hooker for husband or something.

2024-10-22 18:18:42

😩😆 #musicstr #meme #shitpost https://image.nostr.build/43f3680ddcf76405f58f4d0899107a272f6a0523f4fe98b0e95260089ea0cb17.jpg

2024-10-22 16:04:10

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@nprofile…z2qt likes fat on meat, I'm more nope on that. At least it's easier his way😀 He was on some cooking lesson for steaks and they seared it and put away for a bit several times. But put away from the pan, so the beef is not done through. It helps the juice I think? Idk. I guess searing as you describe is the way for pork, do it very well and then let sit. Honestly we don't even eat much pork lately, it's birds or cows😅

2024-10-22 15:39:35

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I'm overfed crypto anarchist right now. It was so worth it though. Can't wait to feed my man when he comes home today. Pork chops with mushroom creamy sauce and vegetable rice. And 4yo has his big pot of Bolognese for next day or two. 5yo is ill and wanted that braided thing I shared earlier, also I took part of the dough and baked little dumplings, we'll pour vanilla sauce over them some day.

2024-10-21 21:01:48

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Beefy! Or is this even beef anymore?😐

2024-10-21 21:01:10

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And a proud one!

2024-10-21 09:32:20

Thinking about this more only makes it better.
https://image.nostr.build/6fbe29d37dd56999855178a8850dfe869061ac0410ffa414e9516c26c1376ebc.jpg #teeth #meme #wtf #interesting #funny

2024-10-20 18:10:57

https://image.nostr.build/ed462f33b0362a58802b180f7d8f78b67bd6e901fba2ab30dcec8ef27b9e0645.jpg

2024-10-19 17:03:55

https://image.nostr.build/600c4da7d49934fd1a56c6891a241ffaac5b8e8c9ec12f5425341983d2d789fb.jpg #lotr #meme

2024-10-19 06:29:42

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Yea she meant shitposting. At least I am, I'm literally spamming because I never shut up😅 Thanks Tomoko🫂
Anyway we're actually pretty small and tight community, talking to each other on chats etc., we kinda know each other at this point. If you get through some threads, you'll see a stable pack talking.
My daily circle right from the top of my head is @nprofile…02q0 @nprofile…u8dc and @nprofile…hjka (doesn't talk much lately, but posts nice stuff, I'd guess she has life or something 😅) for women and @nprofile…w53q @nprofile…e3cp and @nprofile…xapw, who's actually pretty nice once you'll learn to decipher his writing😁
Dan and Beave are obvious choice to follow🤷🏻‍♀️😄
Also @nprofile…zlj2 or @nprofile…yz8g ...sato? What did you do to the nick?😀 Anyway they're doing competitions for a prize now!
#introductions #follow #ff

2024-10-17 12:46:59

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@nprofile…tmej wrote something about gif buttons? Must've missed it. 👀 😁 https://image.nostr.build/848de360d0469c43f6ecae240431c3dbc33200355fe89b9c82507574f8f46fb0.jpg

2024-10-17 09:24:34

Today got me thinking what the hell are we actually doing here. I saw some pretty toxic "celebrities" in introductions, that was icky. Awful people, attacking everyone right away, stressing out how much followers they got there. Yikes. Kudos to everyone keeping their kindness, especially our CEO @nprofile…dllq who has earned enough Nostr points to tell someone to fck off and doesn't.
I met a bunch of awesome Nostriches, here as well in person. You guys are definitely first to know if I'll get pregnant or whatever happens. I don't share my things on Facebook, never would, Twitter is absolutely out.
Are we like a cult or something?👀 I'm ok with being in a cult like Raëlians, but where's all the sex then?👀

2024-10-17 06:40:34

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Oooh, sudden urge to watch!

2024-10-17 06:34:35

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We're mobiving to New Hampshire?

2024-10-17 06:25:02

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Oh I had a brittish pointer and it was the best huggy bear😩 You had to stick the legs out of the bed, but the dog took anything just so she could stay😄🥰 My dad used to sleep with her for years and literally used her as a pillow.

2024-10-16 21:44:25

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Lure them out with cake and loose women?

2024-10-16 14:19:57

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Fuck yes you are not weird and online all the time at all.

2024-10-16 13:00:42

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We don't even have a sea.

2024-10-16 12:56:24

An American needs an explanation.
A central European tosses phone out of the window.
I'm hotheaded, alright, but this put a LOT of salt into my wounds.
#nevent1q…p6ev #eu #meme #memestr #europe #fuckthismaaaaan

2024-10-16 12:32:33

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Isn't that funny how the mentality around procreation turns upside down?
❌ I'm banging your daughter every other day, she wants it bad
💚 We're trying hard for a baby, she wants one so much

2024-10-16 12:01:56

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https://media.tenor.com/pERCptjYHCoAAAAC/muppets-kermit.gif

2024-10-16 11:56:49

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Those explaining to you what you wrote, while actually missing the whole point? It's so hard to respond to those.

2024-10-16 08:54:23

WHY ARE YOU ALL ABOUT PROCREATION LATELY?
Two of my czech Nostriches are on their third piece, my husband would definitely try if the third will be a girl, 5yo cub is crying that he want a baby to give him kisses all day long.
None, none of these agents is a female.
Nor pushing 40 and a cent of weight.
Is this like an autumn guy thing? Did you have some interesting bible reading lately or Bitcoin is down so you're bored?
#nevent1q…v62u #parenting

2024-10-16 08:30:52

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👀 Like EVERYBODY is having third kid. But no. Third coffee.

2024-10-16 08:22:36

No, not yet

2024-10-16 03:36:44

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I guess. My favorite perfume is Jo Malone Earl Grey & Cucumber, they ended it and I found no substitute. But I'd guess it's also not that popular🤷🏻‍♀️

2024-10-16 02:48:29

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I'd listen to orange or green tea. Coconut, jasmine and vanilla are mostly overwhelming and also artificial smells for me

2024-10-16 02:16:25

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I have a set of some chisels somewhere, but when I got pregnant first time it didn't make me feel good and stayed hidden from kids since. Maybe now 6 years later it'll be ok to dig them out👀

2024-10-14 21:23:30

Way too many people around don't know how to write with hand anymore. 👀 My opinions are obsolete and useless for them. I believe writing is good for your brain, motorics and can become a beautiful thing, almost art - not to mention the actual thoughts or stories written.
#nevent1q…0937

2024-10-14 05:50:17

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Yup. But don't let it consume you. It looks like you're drowning yourself in these thoughts. Keep calm, think about alternatives, plan escape routes. 🫂☕

2024-10-13 16:42:00

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Oh no, I had it on silent😩🤣

2024-10-13 16:40:05

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What do you mean, that beige first layer?

2024-10-12 06:18:03

GM ☕
Time to go home. #rvbear
And I have a concert in the evening, but since I drove in last two days around 500 km in an RV, I'm pretty beat to give a showanother hour drive away🫠 ☕☕☕☕☕☕

2024-10-11 06:57:20

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I used it, but instantly made friends and go further basically without. I'd like to sell stuff over it, but the base is still way too small for it to be used as a market. I'd love to use it as a bitcoin paid market more than an exchange.

2024-10-11 04:32:02

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There's a water kefir too! Different kind of mushroom (or how the hell is it called in english). For me it's too close to kombucha to try it out, but friend was feeding it dried mangos or peaches and it felt more bubbly. Nice drink.

2024-10-09 21:48:31

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Potatoes: do whatever however, then poke it with a fork.
Shrimp: go full fancy, get other people to serve it to you
Beans: who the hell eats that, you'll rip in a seam, ditch it
Rice: study astrology and cantonese for five years and then, MAYBE, you'll get a hang of this one. Or just use strainer, fuck rice.

2024-10-09 21:16:07

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If you want some bad cooking, absolutely 👀🤣😅

2024-10-09 15:55:02

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Thanks! It's weird, fun and I can roar and yell some pieces through as I please. It should go with evening gown and any theatre stage well enough and honestly - I can't beat experienced singers in their field. But I know jazz and swing very well and will go a different direction anyway. Let's see.

2024-10-09 15:36:30

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Thanks for asking. I'm heading there. Still have a few to consider, tips from here were helpful, but then I hit swing cover (Postmodern Jukebox) of Seven Nation Army and that stroke one particular thread of my heart - I studied jazz piano and absolutely love swing covers of pop and rock songs. It was even a main musical theme of our wedding. So that's my favorite for now, it's fun. I'll brush it for a bit and will see if it takes me somewhere or nowhere. https://youtu.be/sB6HY8r983c

2024-10-08 12:42:09

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YOU FILTHY LIAR

2024-10-08 06:11:32

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Laugh all you want people, italian toilets have this for some reason too and it made my small boys so happy they can reach😩😄 #mumstr

2024-10-08 06:01:40

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Like a vegetarian thing?

2024-10-08 05:59:39

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WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DEALING WITH

2024-10-08 05:53:08

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Ha, škoda, že už jsem na androidu. Kinetóza je svině, nemůžu ani přečíst článek mužovi. Ale ono to stejně nepomůže moc.🥲

2024-10-07 12:53:30

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I'm searching for a song for alto, preferably popular or rock-ish. Although I was thinking about Ave Maria covered by our famous rock singer Lucie Bílá. But that's no easy piece either and the finals is not held in church as it was planned. In theatre the acoustics would totally kill me on that.
https://youtu.be/G3nzJSKsYpY?si=Ka_3aTkgB-DyMqwE

2024-10-07 12:44:57

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Those are classics, I'm a singer.

2024-10-07 12:36:47

#musicstr I'm clueless.
Need help with finding some song simple enough to learn within three weeks for a national finals, but also something that carries well on theatre stage with recording, not live music. For me, rock alto.
So far I tried Summertime (which is a bit short), Feeling good (too difficult to study within two weeks, this one needs aging in practice), Take me to church from Hozier (it's endless in highs and I could beat myself on it if nervous) or something from Adele (everybody has something from Adele, lame). Maybe Yellowbrick Road, but that's also very hard to keep on track.
Hälp.
#asknostr

2024-10-07 12:28:11

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I hate when people describe my mother.

2024-10-07 12:25:47

Turns out a lack of coffee and sand everywhere can actually turn anyone into a Sith lord. Killing young children and everything.
#rvbear #mumstr #beachstr

2024-10-06 19:41:20

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Literally next response #nevent1q…nmyz

2024-10-06 19:30:42

Let's just jump on our menstrual cycles and run his ass over.
#nevent1q…rxvk

2024-10-06 19:30:01

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@nprofile…fqka makes her own pralines.

2024-10-06 19:14:41

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Where do we put the chocolate anyway

2024-10-06 18:41:25

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EXCUSE YOU??

2024-10-05 20:25:10

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Damn, what a setup.

2024-10-05 20:22:00

Haha, ha.
https://image.nostr.build/e6ef125bd9265e60f670cf2c33525fbd6a0de604db403b8643f0b46f413c30a1.jpg #joke #jokestr

2024-10-05 13:43:01

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Welcome. If you're not hating on the fed and buying Bitcoin instead of daily bread by the end of 2024, we failed you.

2024-10-04 18:44:42

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I've read it as lisp 😩🤣

2024-10-04 05:53:27

We love Italy. It's always been my husband's favorite and grew quickly on me too.
Where else get drivers confused by lanes, but absolutely comfortably messy without them? Not Germany, let me tell you.😄 Also they use blinking lights more as a fun feature than a signal. We were turning left, BMW across had no signal lights on, so we waited for him to drive straight. He flashed us with high beam lights and turned left. Probably so we understand we're cool and can go. 😅🤌 The southern we get the Italy is best driven with a feel.
#rvbeat

2024-10-02 19:47:42

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It's a custom piece. It's low like Roomba, I wonder where can you actually drive this😅

2024-10-02 19:46:36

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Na Androidu to nešlo.

2024-10-02 13:26:34

Mercedes Velvet. 😃 What a piece! #carstr #mercedes #lamborghini #car https://image.nostr.build/d9416e18eea8b12c7c0436668dc81814a64ab9ac1861b5b69226c63263684ee9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8b71a5b62015e11b1bf5e61df10be7528810ba3884a4e5e48bf72ca20f8e63d9.jpg

2024-09-30 20:19:17

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Nemají tam mostr? Bridge z mastodona? Já je dřív sledovala, ale nostr pak neukáže diskuze pod příspěvky a je v tom bordel.

2024-09-30 12:52:17

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We're heading to Lago di Garda, a slightly bigger mountain pond, fresh fish is planned for dinner.🤩

2024-09-29 17:06:00

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Fashion doesn't bother me that much. If they're willing to buy, only an idiot wouldn't sell. Anyway it's fast fashion that bothers me the most. Built on constantly changing "style" they get out lines of clothing out even every other week (I've read somewhere), it's built on cheapest materials and work, devastating on nature as well as psyche of buyers.

2024-09-29 16:13:35

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https://image.nostr.build/54f1981ffe747ad64884696faf9b1dad887def56342020a9109490d466c062aa.jpg

2024-09-29 16:12:11

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We call them snail mobils👀 And now, when I see the speed, the metaphor is complete.😅

2024-09-29 15:55:21

Oh god this is a clumsy thing.
We'll never make it.😆
https://image.nostr.build/e762a8a63d05018017581e38df8b58638f56104c0cfc3c03a60e85e0e76c064d.jpg
#rvbear

2024-09-29 08:04:09

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I want that babyyyyyyyyy

2024-09-29 07:54:40

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Why? It's not harmful. I like it a lot. It's super fun for kids and we have nothing similar here. For me as a parent it's a chance to meet neighbors and their children, socialize, do something silly.

2024-09-29 07:47:01

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I tried to play Sims4, it's on Steam. And it pushes into the gameplay "Grimreaper" missions of some sort, it's online for two months campaign, cannot be denied or erased, just sits in the corner, lights up as the usual task and shows in Sims conversations. Pretty hardcore way to make people buy shit and engage online. I seeked how to refuse participating and people are really annoyed by this.

2024-09-29 07:20:28

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Or! Life is too short, take it seriously.👀