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nobody • swiss miss 🇨🇭 • engineer • keen observer of dumpster fires • privacy is 👑 • ON HIATUS

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Public Key

npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt

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_@thenobody.club

NIP-57 Address

zaps@thenobody.club

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Last Notes

2025-06-01 17:48:00

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Home after Japan. Egypt now, Saudi after.

2025-05-31 15:00:29

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Pretty good, LM. We’re cruising down the Nile. How’s things? Hope you’re good. 😊
https://npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt.blossom.band/ea262ea79339ebec71cb161837cc0aa983af5b8391856e0c596e3ef302af1c8b.mp4

2025-05-31 14:21:11

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Need is too strong a word for social media. Want, maybe? It’s a good place to find out what crazy obsessive shit people are up to.

2025-05-22 00:00:48

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The handsomest 🥰

2025-05-21 04:47:51

Just dropping in to say none of you need to be here.. or need this. You'll understand when you actually try it.
So, try it.
Ciao! ♥️🤍

2025-05-11 16:09:47

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The Lumina UI looks fantastic. Very neat, too. Good work!
My Olas gallery is a mix of single, multiple images and video as well. Will those be supported? Still looks great to me, nonetheless.

2025-05-10 22:07:48

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Lej Laret

2025-05-05 16:12:11

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😄 You can’t park there, Dan

2025-05-02 13:06:00

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Yay!! You're welcome and enjoy 😊

2025-04-30 16:33:48

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You need not apply, just show up and go through hazing and other fun stuff during initiation. 😏

2025-04-30 16:33:11

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😄 This explains a lot.. A LOT.

2025-04-30 16:23:14

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I was hoping something edible but idk I probably ate a tub of glitter when i was a kid. 😄

2025-04-30 16:18:40

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😂 Giftwrapped with what? Candyfloss?

2025-04-30 14:50:16

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🫂 There are many ways, John. Many many ways.

2025-04-30 14:37:40

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A must try, t. Life changing. 😄

2025-04-30 14:36:33

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Fedi has lost it. I got black listed over one reply about capitalism.

2025-04-30 14:32:18

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Please share with @nprofile…82z3 & Little Man. 😄 I trust you will.

2025-04-30 14:30:17

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ETA Friday 🍫

2025-04-30 14:27:47

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👑
https://npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt.blossom.band/bd7a573e79be80f2b7687071e7ecbff24c57b006627817db46a1f2866935e850.jpg

2025-04-30 14:26:42

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I was sending it from Amethyst. It failed at first but it went through but couldn’t find the DM Primal or Damus.

2025-04-30 14:24:08

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The Haribo gummies are unmatched undefeated champion of gummies.

2025-04-30 14:20:18

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It’s because you’ve been a smooth operator since the beginning. 🫂

2025-04-30 14:18:29

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I’m cute, squishy, delicious, and angry.

2025-04-30 14:17:38

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😂 For real, but I’m not as popular as you, nodey so you might have that problem. This pleb is immune.

2025-04-30 14:16:32

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😂 Mike, I’m just waiting for you to come here, as you’ve been saying. You want to be a Nobody, don’t you?

2025-04-30 14:12:28

DMs on Nostr don’t work when I need it to work. They work when it’s fucking spam shit. Get it together, yo.
Really, I just wanted to let @nprofile…hgd7 & @nprofile…uk54 know they got some sweets stuffs heading their way.
Ok, bye. ✌️

2025-04-27 15:41:14

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Andrew, don’t be a cheap bastard. Send sats. 😄

2025-04-27 15:27:38

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Trying to get you screenshots from folks who reached out to me. So far I’ve had 4 people tell me they got these DMs. My guess is they are Damus users.

2025-04-27 15:05:25

Anyone getting *failed to decrypt content* DMs from me, that’s likely from Olas when I share a post to all of Nostr.
cc: @nprofile…rtj2

2025-04-27 14:19:39

#naddr1qv…urrk

2025-04-25 16:19:53

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We’re not in the business of being stupid.

2025-04-25 15:47:51

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The Nobody Club may have signed some papers in support of this initiative 😁 The Swiss National Bank chair is a skeptical turd though. We will deploy all kinds of persuasion to make him 😈

2025-04-24 03:36:07

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It's celcius 😊 Extended winter here in the Swiss alps.

2025-04-24 03:34:32

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A real possibility! 😂

2025-04-24 03:15:50

Just going to leave this right here. LFG 🚁⛷️ Season’s not over.
https://i.nostr.build/ABsC163Wm63Mg9sl.jpg

2025-04-21 21:30:51

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The feature is only working in Amethyst atm, afaik. No support from the rest, yet. Ah well. 🙂

2025-04-21 21:26:03

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I’m ghost posting on Yaki? Tsk tsk
I should probably stop xposting from Olas. 😄

2025-04-21 21:24:13

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Oh good to know. Only to some then.

2025-04-21 21:18:20

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Hey t, mind checking your DMs. I think my Olas xposts are coming in as weird DMs that says *failed to decrypt content*

2025-04-21 21:11:41

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Agree!
The xpost only ever shows fine in Amethyst. None of the other major clients show the content. I still do it anyway. Dgaf.

2025-04-21 21:04:41

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It has gotten slightly better than the previous version

2025-04-21 21:01:46

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Yea, wasn’t expecting this to show. I posted it from Olas to share/xpost

2025-04-21 20:58:01

#naddr1qv…tnvt

2025-04-20 17:26:49

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If a strawberry had an arsehole, that’s probably it. Enjoy. 😄 Happy Easter, the D.

2025-04-20 16:04:35

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Same to you! 🫂

2025-04-20 16:00:30

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Pissed off about getting their ears and arse bitten off. 😆

2025-04-20 15:28:46

A Happy Easter to those who celebrate.
https://i.nostr.build/Kly4Hz949ZjFtBe6.jpg

2025-04-19 17:37:50

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Happy Easter, Yarny & fam! 🫂😊

2025-04-19 16:49:08

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Swiss Alps

2025-04-19 16:03:40

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It’s replaceable, john. But Amazon’s running low on left ear stock. 3 left it says.

2025-04-19 15:53:19

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Nodey, 🫂
Happy Easter to you and the fam, fren.

2025-04-19 15:50:28

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You do the same, Z 💜

2025-04-19 15:48:48

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Same to you, AS. 🐰

2025-04-19 15:46:06

Are you engaging in some bunny business this weekend? I know I am. Happy Easter, everyone!
https://i.nostr.build/fuquho8HvlSdyCTL.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/q7uTev5ua3NNvfKh.jpg

2025-04-19 13:47:21

#naddr1qv…2gl0

2025-04-18 19:44:26

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Agree! I love winter so I always want it to last longer than it should. 😄
P.s. Hope you’re well. And have you tried to make those lovely falafel? 😊

2025-04-18 19:39:28

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I understand completely. I love creative DIY alternatives and solutions. Probably my favourite brain process.

2025-04-18 19:18:30

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It’s very Fred Flintstone. 😉 I like it.

2025-04-18 19:11:43

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Snow circle then. Swiss made. 😉

2025-04-18 18:43:42

Spring is broken where I’m from. 😄
https://i.nostr.build/ZVZ1krdV1YUQVUBd.jpg

2025-04-18 16:55:48

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👀 Cruise ship robbery. The cruise isn’t ready for your lifestyle, Mike. That’s what it is. Not the other way around. 😄

2025-04-18 16:40:38

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😄 I forgive you, Mike.
It’s cruise season, I see. Have a great time! Easy on the booze, hard on the pudding.

2025-04-18 16:33:55

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Who is AJ, Nike???
I’m out and about out there in the real. Trying to get hitched. 😄 Miss ya. 🫂

2025-04-18 16:14:50

#naddr1qv…an74

2025-04-17 20:48:51

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Tariff free Swiss chocs! LFG!!

2025-04-17 20:47:49

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So rarely these days do I come across music that hits me like that song too, Bob. I’ll share when I find the same kind of feelz I get from a track. 🙂

2025-04-17 20:13:53

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😄 I eat the ears first and work me way down.

2025-04-17 13:10:12

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😄 Tis true. I meant to get back to you. They do give cattle sake, sometimes beer to keep them relaxed. They do this in Kagoshima.

2025-04-16 20:56:53

Tomorrow is 17 April and I’m going skiing. Still, bruh.. still. Gnight

2025-04-16 20:21:55

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No, gracias 😄

2025-04-16 20:13:46

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It’s not for everyone, Beave 🫂 that’s ok too.

2025-04-16 20:03:30

In a world without money, it’s simple. We think, we speak, and we exchange with “need”.
“What do you need in exchange for what I need?”
“I’ll give you jar of tallow for a tablespoon of your salt.”
Money probably opened up for more wants than needs.

2025-04-16 19:56:15

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Where do they live? That’s the other thing. 😏

2025-04-16 19:54:29

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I know you are. 😉
P.S. Surprise coming your way soon, atyh. Very Swissy but not cheesy and tariff free. 😄

2025-04-16 19:48:02

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There are those of us who will resist this long before it becomes normalised.

2025-04-16 16:57:27

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Sag free tits fo life, Z. Who doesn’t? 😄

2025-04-16 16:49:08

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I’m going lo-tech to no-tech. 😉

2025-04-16 16:48:12

The idea is that, soon, you will encounter perfection, idealism, and enhanced interpersonal compatibility in AI interactions.
This will become the new normal—a reality in which authenticity ultimately dies.

2025-04-16 16:33:49

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Miss ya, Z. I’ll be popping up here and there. Making myself scarce. 😉

2025-04-16 16:28:21

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Looking forward to the next one.
Not quite ready yet… 😊

2025-04-16 16:20:51

All that said, moving a meter closer to the mountains and off-grid life. 👋

2025-04-16 16:19:18

Great listen @nprofile…tr7m I’ve read some of John Robb’s Substack pieces and he’s got excellent perspectives very early on about NatSec, AI and tech in general.
2nd half of this chat was most interesting. Makes me want to retreat to the mountains even more. 😄
Good show!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for S01E01
#nevent1q…zer5

2025-04-16 13:36:52

#naddr1qv…xdwr

2025-04-14 03:48:47

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Doooo iiiittttt!! Goodnight, Shawn. 💤

2025-04-14 03:46:57

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Ooh so cheesy and yarny you two. So sweet. 😊😊💜 https://i.nostr.build/CVRpTl0iT00CvGIM.jpg

2025-04-14 03:34:02

Ever had someone look at you like they're memorising every pore and pimple on your face and know you have their attention at level 110 whilst they're mentally taking notes about every syllable outta your vocal cavity?
Yeah, he's that kinda bloke, ya know.

2025-04-13 23:32:14

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I love little man. 😊 Future engineer mayhaps.

2025-04-13 23:24:01

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Sheesh. And what's with the cherry name? But I do recall reading some of this from wikileaks. They even called them "flytraps" - the compromised devices.

2025-04-13 23:03:46

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They're probably here. Lurking. Archiving.

2025-04-13 22:59:38

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It's going well, Lucas. 😊 Thanks for asking. How are you?

2025-04-13 22:59:06

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I think this little nook of the internet will survive as long as it's not trying to be like or compete with its centralised cousins.

2025-04-13 22:57:15

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I need to make sure my mesh nodes and antennas reach the PNW. 😊

2025-04-13 22:38:33

If I wasn't so hardcore about reducing my online footprint and living off grid in the mountains someday, if there was an internet to return to, I expect bitcoin and nostr to win and own that shit. Truly.

2025-04-13 03:37:40

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A capable tuney Honda in it is actually perfect 💯 fr

2025-04-13 03:28:14

This.. this looks fffffuuumnnn!!!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2017-ariel-nomad-8/

2025-04-13 02:16:56

Ren's version of Bittersweet Symphony (the Verve). I think @nprofile…j0ap might like this. Idk why. Enjoy 😊
https://youtu.be/H4GzsABwWO4?feature=shared

2025-04-13 02:09:11

#nevent1q…82u6

2025-04-13 01:53:46

#naddr1qv…c3yr

2025-04-13 01:52:16

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When drop??

2025-04-13 01:51:50

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Tis'.. globulously obvs