Mr⚡2MB 🐇🏴‍☠️

#Bitcoin + #nostr is turning every note into a payment rail: Zap a thought, stream a podcast, tip a meme—no ads, no banks, no middlemen.
Social media becomes a global lightning router where ideas and sats flow at the speed of now.

2025-05-25 07:43:25

Gradually then all of a sudden #bitcoin
#nevent1q…7knk

2025-05-25 06:07:02

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They're going to need a tow truck

2025-05-25 03:25:06

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This is just one of them:
https://i.nostr.build/M6uax1iaioz7Djye.jpg

2025-05-23 14:21:50

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Extra-Dimential beings

2025-05-23 14:13:26

So many to choose from:
GM GA GE GN GL PV GFY

2025-05-23 13:10:52

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Who holds the high score?

2025-05-22 18:16:55

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That looks delicious

2025-05-22 05:49:54

People around me and people I meet, have been trying to discourage me from buying #bitcoin, for the past 12 years.
None of them succeeded in doing so.

2025-05-22 05:44:10

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You just contradicted yourself 👍

2025-05-22 04:45:02

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Meme dump morning to you too sir

2025-05-22 04:43:39

The right way of writing #bitcoin
☑️ Bitcoin
☑️ BTC
☑️ Corn
☑️ 100m sats
The wrong way of writing it
❌ Bit Coin
❌ Bitcoins
❌ XMR
❌ Crypto

2025-05-22 04:08:21

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Time to move to GrapheneOS

2025-05-21 08:11:57

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From the Afroasiatic family of languages:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afroasiatic_languages

2025-05-21 05:19:08

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And that's why the Qur'an should be read in Its original language of Arabic.

2025-05-21 04:40:44

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What's written in English here is not the Qur'an but someone's interpretation of it.

2025-05-21 02:41:41

You can't buy #bitcoin for under $100,000
That's it, that's the note

2025-05-21 02:32:54

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خلصت ام لخصت؟

2025-05-20 03:09:36

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Change your name to zionist monitor

2025-05-20 01:32:17

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The illegitimate so-called state of israel is not expected to do anything, they chose to deal with Hamas. Nobody is forcing israel to do anything.
If Hamas is so bad and evil, then why didn't israel just destroy them?
Israel wants and needs Hamas. The only party that has absolutely no choice are the Palestinian civilians.
Stop making Israel, a violent invader and occupier, seem like a victim.

2025-05-18 12:45:44

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Now that sounds sexy

2025-05-17 05:50:40

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No, he sure didn't

2025-05-17 05:45:02

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That license plate alone costs around $5k

2025-05-16 05:12:47

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👈

2025-05-15 17:16:29

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Protection from what exactly?

2025-05-15 17:15:43

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Sourdough pairs better with everything.

2025-05-15 17:14:49

https://i.nostr.build/ynNjpxUfEaVPVZ5f.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #bitcoin

2025-05-13 13:23:49

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And there's a smaller chance of getting a flat tire

2025-05-13 13:03:52

The person who thinks #bitcoin cannot go much higher than $100k is the delusional one.

2025-05-12 17:58:09

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Wasn't that Eric Dumbass?

2025-05-11 04:43:14

The next #bitcoin halving will be the last one with a block reward higher than 1 BTC.
GM

2025-05-05 13:48:52

https://i.nostr.build/I9byNfRIr9blmp5H.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes

2025-05-04 13:35:42

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My shitposting techniques took years to develop, you can't take this modern art form too lightly.

2025-05-04 13:24:52

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Too busy shitposting

2025-05-04 13:21:27

Any podcasts out there dedicated to shitposting?

2025-05-03 17:27:00

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Moving words

2025-05-03 17:25:49

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Let's visit Yahoo to learn what the latest news headlines are

2025-05-03 17:16:36

"#Memes are most effective when posted while on the toilet"
- Pepe the frog

2025-05-03 16:58:54

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Wrong! It's a shitcoin
https://bitcoinnews.com/adoption/ethereum-is-the-mother-asshole/

2025-05-02 15:32:55

Words of wisdom
https://i.nostr.build/03ASKay6IfmDvjwd.jpg
#meme #memes #No's

2025-05-02 12:20:56

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I love Bitwarden, have been using it for more than 8 years I think.

2025-05-02 11:42:55

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I hereby name it Coco

2025-05-02 11:34:40

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What's the gorilla's name?

2025-05-02 07:59:26

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The shitcoin army
- "So my daughter says you trade currencies?"
- "Yes Sir, I'm a shitcoiner"

2025-05-02 04:39:03

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Gives a new meaning to scratching your balls

2025-05-01 16:41:06

Looking for deep meanings
https://i.nostr.build/uAPjh2eZJn94zueX.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes

2025-05-01 12:48:06

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GM once again

2025-04-30 16:09:09

https://v.nostr.build/LmBrZc07xuB1VqLW.mp4
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #bitcoin

2025-04-30 14:29:29

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Efficient

2025-04-30 14:23:31

When was your last dump?
https://i.nostr.build/R96tJCorvPuB5qlO.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #bitcoin

2025-04-29 19:03:28

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Sorry, I left the table, couldn't stand the smell.

2025-04-29 18:54:28

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Taps you on the back

2025-04-29 15:44:04

Be like Ahmed unless you're Sophia
https://v.nostr.build/rpc0P1BTh66hDfoM.mp4
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #Bitcoin

2025-04-29 14:41:02

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"Bitcoin is a bad idea." - Governments
"Bitcoin is a bad idea." - The vast majority
"Bitcoin is a bad idea." - Goldbugs
"Bitcoin is a bad idea." - Shitcoiners
"Bitcoin is a bad idea." - Tesla

2025-04-29 14:26:10

нет to shitcoins
https://i.nostr.build/ZXWqwCg0Wm30AbkF.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #bitcoin

2025-04-25 08:50:55

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BURN 😂

2025-04-23 11:17:08

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Federal agents still haven't figured out how create a username/password for nostr

2025-04-20 19:18:46

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My cooking skills are at zero

2025-04-20 19:15:48

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I haven't had tomato rice in decades

2025-04-20 13:16:16

I saw #bitcoin go to $100 to $1,000 to $10,000 to $100,000.
What a ride!

2025-04-18 17:29:03

Is this acceptable Christian behavior?
#nevent1q…l78k

2025-04-18 17:21:07

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Good, I don't need someone who pretends he's Christian spreading falsehoods.

2025-04-18 16:23:15

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So you're saying Jesus Christ was mutilated?

2025-04-18 09:06:29

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Oops, that should be 50 million sats! 🤧

2025-04-18 09:03:16

I'm coining a new #bitcoin word:
Halfcoiner
1. A person who self-custodies his/her own 500 million sats.
2. An institution that self-custodies its own 500 million sats.

2025-04-18 08:49:56

Did you know that if you're a #bitcoin wholecoiner, pretty soon, so many people are going to consider you their BFF.

2025-04-18 07:38:04

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You had to ruin it didn't you?

2025-04-18 02:52:43

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How have you been retard panda 🦝?

2025-04-18 02:31:46

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Missing payments is the goal

2025-04-18 01:53:24

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/LLLl805ToH8AAAAC/rocky-drago-if-he-dies.gif

2025-04-18 01:44:27

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I once drank chocolate milk

2025-04-18 01:39:59

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You definitely need consultation.

2025-04-17 17:17:14

Saying GM any time besides mornings will get your account banned.
You've been warned.

2025-04-17 15:36:57

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GM 🌼

2025-04-12 03:07:36

60 million millionaires around the globe (projected to be 80 million by 2030)
195 different governments
Approximately 360 million businesses
8 billion people
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21 million #bitcoin ONLY
4 million bitcoin said to have been lost
Roughly 1 million bitcoin left to be mined (will take more than 100 years to achieve)
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Are you noticing a trend?
Have you stacked any yet?
NOcoiners have NO chance
Shitcoiners have no chance
Where are you in all of this?

2025-04-11 12:07:22

You know what to do
https://i.nostr.build/8y2smaEmxX0T1AbW.heic
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #bitcoin #nostr

2025-04-10 14:25:38

https://i.nostr.build/BHxcHIMJXOE5Snr6.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #bitcoin

2025-04-10 13:30:11

https://i.nostr.build/RTWm4C10LmUZRfBK.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #bitcoin

2025-04-09 13:27:43

https://i.nostr.build/GZIvyw6vTCIzN5yE.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes

2025-04-09 03:53:29

I can't live in a country where I'm constantly thinking and worrying about taxes.

2025-04-08 17:43:23

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