joncrisp
Jon

fCFO & Entrepreneur

Owner of flowers@primal.net

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Last Notes

2025-03-28 15:10:35

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First time is always nerve racking
What stakes and was this a home game or casino?

2025-03-25 16:43:29

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There’s plenty more where that came from at my gym haha

2025-03-25 12:14:16

You can just sweat on things.
https://m.primal.net/PsYo.jpg

2025-03-10 16:53:06

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I predict a dip to 100’sk after breaking 500k. Not convinced 500k is coming this cycle though.

2025-03-10 15:27:12

Touring churches that are standing after 1000 years. Seems like we can’t even build things that last 100 years much less buildings that are still beautiful after 1000.
#fiatbuilding

2025-03-07 04:58:06

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There’s a non-zero risk of this happening. But I have a feeling there would be some heavy push-back in the courts over property right violations.

2025-03-07 03:49:56

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This guy isn’t dumb, he’s just obviously spent less than an hour thinking about bitcoin.

2025-03-05 02:10:48

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I’ll try to go by, last verified in 2023 though so not super optimistic.

2025-03-05 02:02:30

#askNostr
#nevent1q…8kzq

2025-03-02 14:18:43

Day 61:
Today’s Weight: 244.0
Daily +\- change: +4.2bs
Weekly +\- change: +1.8lbs
Monthly +\- change: +2.0lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -13.7lbs
#nevent1q…4nyg

2025-02-28 14:14:20

Day 59:
Today’s Weight: 239.8
Daily +\- change: -1.6bs
Weekly +\- change: -2.9lbs
Monthly +\- change: -6.5lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -17.9lbs
#note1wwa…y6jc

2025-02-27 04:43:33

I’ll be in Spain, mainly Barcelona this year. Anyone know where I can spend some Sats while I’m over there?
#askNostr #Spain

2025-02-26 20:00:26

58k gang return?

2025-02-26 11:35:23

Day 57:
Today’s Weight: 241.4
Daily +\- change: -0.2lbs
Weekly +\- change: +2.5lbs
Monthly +\- change: -5.5lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -16.3lbs
#note10rm…852y

2025-02-26 02:00:44

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100% agree. People want to disagree when you come out the gate hot no matter what you’re talking about.

2025-02-26 01:26:49

I’m meeting with a VERY important person at a publicly traded bank in the next week or so. He is also one of the largest and most important clients of a business I own.
Trying to orange pill him would 100% get me de-banked and fired. Wish me luck!

2025-02-25 11:10:08

Day 56:
Today’s Weight: 241.6
Daily +\- change: -0.6lbs
Weekly +\- change: +1.6lbs
Monthly +\- change: -7.0lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -16.1lbs
#note1l7m…5g2l

2025-02-24 11:50:13

Day 55:
Today’s Weight: 242.2
Daily +\- change: -0.5lbs
Weekly +\- change: -0.9lbs
Monthly +\- change: -2.7lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -15.5lbs
#note1f2k…2j3s

2025-02-23 12:08:04

Day 54:
Today’s Weight: 242.7
Daily +\- change: n/a
Weekly +\- change: -4.8lbs
Monthly +\- change: -2.2lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -15.0lbs
#note18ua…asqn

2025-02-21 13:40:54

Day 52:
Today’s Weight: 237.1
Daily +\- change: -1.8bs
Weekly +\- change: -4.0lbs
Monthly +\- change: -9.3lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -20.6lbs
#note1nt3…g4lu

2025-02-20 16:49:05

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I need a masterclass on computer security if I’m being honest. I know I’m lacking.

2025-02-20 14:03:12

Day 51:
Today’s Weight: 238.9
Daily +\- change: -1.1bs
Weekly +\- change: -4.0lbs
Monthly +\- change: -10.3lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -18.8lbs
#note15a3…xzra

2025-02-19 14:53:59

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Not saying Kefir was the issue but I’m hesitant to go back

2025-02-19 14:53:44

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I used to eat a lot of Kefir to help with my gut issues. Went carnivore and stopped eating it and things got infinitely better

2025-02-19 12:20:58

Day 50:
Today’s Weight: 240.0
Daily +\- change: -3.1bs
Weekly +\- change: -2.9lbs
Monthly +\- change: -8.6lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -17.7lbs
#note1w2j…hlcm

2025-02-18 18:02:50

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You should see the % of individuals on River leave it on River 😳

2025-02-17 23:07:26

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They on Nostr?

2025-02-11 11:30:55

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@npub1qh5…eh9r welcome back to Nostr! Any thoughts on this ^ ?

2025-02-05 19:32:22

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Alright, give me the instruction manual. How do I fast?

2025-02-05 04:08:52

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Convince me why!

2025-02-05 01:59:09

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Should I start fasting?

2025-02-04 22:18:59

My entire family minus myself is sick.
21 sats to whoever guesses correctly what I’m cooking for dinner!

2025-01-30 11:12:07

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Coinbase is fine with me.
What’s Coinbase’s listed ATH and what time is the bet closing on Friday?

2025-01-29 00:56:59

Is my friend calling me to tell me he’s selling a watch to buy bitcoin a top signal?

2025-01-27 12:33:56

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I’m on primal. I use firehose to find more people to follow and that’s exclusively where all that crap is. Obviously, if I came across it on my followers feed I would no longer follow that account lol

2025-01-24 20:51:40

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We don’t look at an ant-hill and call it unnatural, why would we look at man-made creations any differently?

2025-01-24 02:38:09

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My sample size is admittedly small and my evidence is anecdotal, but I’ve had that conversation enough times to realize how delusional some of the old-timers are.

2025-01-24 02:35:07

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I love that. I piss off the single-sig maxi’s when I recommend collaborative multi-sig. It’s wild to me how many people focus on “generational” wealth and then don’t spend time figuring out that the next generation has to actually custody the wealth for it to be worth anything.
Absolutely no telling how many coins have been lost to death with no inheritance planning.

2025-01-24 02:32:59

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Learning is key! What else do you own besides bitcoin?

2025-01-24 02:08:40

Anyone who thinks self custody is easy (as in node-verified self custody) does not know enough people.
It’s like the socialist that hasn’t graduated college yet . . . neither are qualified opinions.

2025-01-23 15:54:52

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I’m a fCFO and own a flower shop! @npub1x0c…k0sm

2025-01-22 02:37:08

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1 Timothy chapter 3 is typically used to support women serving as deacons.

2025-01-20 11:25:06

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Polymarket says 83% chance within first 100 days.

2025-01-15 03:14:21

Deleted X today for a while. Almost no signal and a waste of time. Time on Nostr is efficient and positive.

2025-01-11 05:40:51

Day 10:
Today’s Weight: 246.0
Daily +\- change: -2.0lbs
Weekly +\- change: -6.4lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -11.7lbs
#note1v6z…ultp

2025-01-11 01:41:25

Fiat denominated debts genuinely make me chuckle

2025-01-10 13:47:37

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We bet one golf ball on the round, I’m up 2-1 right now. We aren’t exactly in the same tax brackets but you also can’t play for nothing so a golf ball is a nice solution.

2025-01-10 05:29:29

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I actually met a bitcoiner on the golf course a few months ago! Played a few rounds with him before the weather turned cold.

2025-01-10 05:14:04

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Probably every other week this past year. That’s the most I’ve played in a while. Would love to get to once a week this year.

2025-01-10 04:31:59

Day 9:
Today’s Weight: 248.0
Daily +\- change: -2.8lbs
Weekly +\- change: -6.1lbs
Starting Weight: 257.7
Total +\- change: -9.7lbs
https://primal.net/e/note1f8tl5gspmx49qmkleyudff8fuk0pfcrtff0sgafrhmcrj05p5flsd9az4w

2025-01-09 12:27:24

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Set up a lightning wallet, I was going to zap you!

2025-01-08 14:44:00

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Bom dia!

2025-01-07 23:21:34

Favorite part of #nostr is the deafening silence of daily bitcoin price action.
1 BTC = 1 BTC

2025-01-07 05:16:42

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I’m tired of hearing the argument that you can’t use bitcoin as money because you can’t buy things with it. So as a business owner and accountant, I’d like to find ways to help people accept bitcoin as payment in a way that isn’t burdensome to the buyer or business.

2025-01-07 04:54:13

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*bitcoiners lol

2025-01-07 04:53:50

Day 6:
Today’s Weight: 251.1
Daily +\- change: -0.6lbs
https://primal.net/e/note1qzz0zmacwefzcxrmudrpfwptqhk3ncfmffk2wxaczku7ps58ftcqxl9n84

2025-01-07 04:41:44

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I need to connect to bitcoins to help create a circular economy.

2025-01-07 04:36:06

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I have no idea what you’re talking about and your 2nd sentence just restated my original note.

2025-01-07 03:28:59

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What are you talking about? 😂
Of course equity sucks vs money. No one is claiming equities are money.

2025-01-07 02:57:38

The more I learn about Microstrategy the more I’m convinced that it might actually over perform BTC over some period of time.
I think I’m at the point now where I just don’t care.
I’m happy for all the shareholders and wish them nothing but the best, I think I’ll just stick to the coin for now.
#MSTR #Savings

2025-01-06 03:48:25

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No one is bullish enough

2025-01-06 03:15:06

Day 5:
Today’s Weight: 251.7
Daily +\- change: -0.7lbs
https://primal.net/e/note1dlau5uppvycfga8zuj3zqtp5ev92kturytdtejk90mnxgsny8kaqrn5kr6

2025-01-06 03:08:01

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Most of the world owns no bitcoin, you’re doing just fine with the sats I just sent you

2025-01-05 23:39:22

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The ugliness of modern structures is arguably one of the hardest things to un-see because basically everything lacks beauty.

2025-01-05 23:14:13

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How many people understand money?

2025-01-05 23:11:21

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https://primal.net/e/naddr1qqgrsc3kve3xzdnyvvergwtrx9nrwq3qv44xa74fd5weq0l4dhpudg8msr7w9m6adr2042p75kx39mqt6y8qxpqqqp65wdaychy

2025-01-05 23:05:31

Satoshi was an accountant.
#note1ws9…3v9s

2025-01-05 22:46:49

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I’m comfortable saying most businesses get 0/3 correct

2025-01-05 18:20:25

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An asteroid hitting earth and ending all life

2025-01-05 18:19:38

One of my favorite parts of #carnivore is insanely level blood glucose levels. No energy swings!
https://m.primal.net/NTbm.png

2025-01-05 02:51:32

Where are my bitcoin accountants / CFO’s? #accounting #CFO #business

2025-01-05 02:50:20

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Bitcoin has made me so much scrappier in the short term, long term games baby!

2025-01-05 02:37:15

Day 4:
Today’s Weight: 252.4
Daily +\- change: -1.7lbs
https://primal.net/e/note123llyvtvnffl5zp2u7e9qwnt3zehdn95prt66azrwk0xq2jjzmzs07z8ar

2025-01-05 02:14:28

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Me reading that note:
https://m.primal.net/NSZM.jpg

2025-01-05 00:50:33

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Also I tried to zap you 330 and it’s saying unable to complete action, not sure if you’re having wallet issues.

2025-01-05 00:45:17

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Ha! More than you will ever know.
I played college football and at my heaviest weighed 330lbs. That’s about as close to 100MM as I think I want to get!

2025-01-05 00:44:12

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Very. Someone needs to help me orange pill those guys, they have bitcoin temperament written all over them!

2025-01-04 23:19:03

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@npub16j6…fjqz if I weigh in at 100,000,000 pounds today will you zap me a coin?

2025-01-04 23:17:50

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https://www.edisonmotors.ca
Diesel electric semi trucks and truck conversion kits!

2025-01-04 18:40:28

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Just received my box of the 5, will report back on my power rankings. Starting with peppermint based on your recommendation

2025-01-04 18:04:01

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I love what Edison Motors in Canada is doing.

2025-01-04 15:50:08

If you could snap your fingers and fast forward into global bitcoin adoption, would you do it?
I know we can get impatient but I think we’ll look back at this middle ground with a lot of fondness.

2025-01-04 05:01:16

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I’m stacking sats on the balance sheet of my businesses as well!

2025-01-04 04:59:17

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Bitcoin fixes accounting

2025-01-04 03:58:32

Day 3:
Today’s Weight: 254.1
Daily +\- change: -1.4lbs
https://primal.net/e/note1dn7nh46df27hjwjtv6ej9xg62ahpd8qzhwxaf04wrkvzqzka2xvskwvjvl

2025-01-04 03:04:35

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Unless you own Twitter

2025-01-04 03:03:06

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Was gonna zap you, but no wallet!

2025-01-04 01:37:35

It’s no Peony Lane, but it’ll do just fine!
@npub153x…ryu8
https://m.primal.net/NRDu.jpg

2025-01-03 17:06:49

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Might have to look into getting a liquor license and carrying some wine brands in store

2025-01-03 16:35:50

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In no particular order
House Cleaners
Eating Out
Laundry Service
Auto Pay Every Bill
Grocery Deliveries
Those are the low-hanging fruit in my mind

2025-01-03 12:30:10

Happy Friday Nostr!

2025-01-03 11:59:04

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We don’t ship product so idk how many of your customers would even be in the right market to use the coupon, but if you ship to central Texas often we should talk.

2025-01-03 11:57:42

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Freedom to work on what you want to work on is a great goal. Freedom to sip margs on the beach all day is ultimately hollow.

2025-01-03 04:54:28

I think retirement is a bad primary goal and I cringe when I hear young bitcoiners talk about it.

2025-01-03 04:45:42

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A 21% off coupon to my flower shop

2025-01-03 04:42:23

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Huge fan of knees over toes!

2025-01-03 02:52:57

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That’s where I saw it too!
Being able to use bitcoin as a downpayment with no liquidation risk would be insanely popular.

2025-01-03 02:45:56

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People’s Reserve seems interesting to me

2025-01-03 02:40:56

Day 2:
Today’s Weight: 255.5lbs
Daily +\- change: -2.2lbs
https://primal.net/e/note1zlvhpckt8r9kvqnl858mg2ck0n9gy70xcua299plhdlyrhcd89zstpcply

2025-01-02 23:31:09

The Fiat mines are very demanding today.
https://m.primal.net/NPfj.jpg