poe😱

I responded to this with this note id
#nevent1q…calc
And it shows up on nostr.band but I'm not seeing it in my replies on Amethyst or it's search. Or on primals search.
So rather than repost a Carlin bit. I'll just awkwardly acknowledge that I don't know wtf is going on 🤷

2024-11-02 19:51:39

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"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!
I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.
I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.
But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"
- not Tim Walz

2024-10-31 20:50:56

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Part three "the Rolling Giant" is phenomenal I think, but the set up from the first two parts is worth it. Part 1 is only a few minutes. Part two and three set aside an hour for.
I even patched it through to TV and rewatched it because I enjoyed it so much. Man has a talent for the uncanny, and supposedly it's all/mostly CGI so like. The fuck.

2024-10-31 12:56:18

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Have you seen any of Kane Pixels stuff on YouTube? Either his Backrooms stuff or particularly 'The Oldest View' series

2024-10-30 02:32:34

#asknostr
Anyone got some inputs for this stacker?
https://stacker.news/items/744804/r/poe7645

2024-10-26 21:16:07

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https://i.nostr.build/HZiKVyUl0ABpu94H.gif

2024-10-26 21:01:23

So if landfills full of plastic, metal, tires and mattresses are bad for the environment. What if we fill them with the Congress and Senate?

2024-10-26 20:43:18

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Actually agree with this. Naps make me feel like absolute shit.
I'm here for the Nic Cage gif though.

2024-10-26 20:18:20

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Who wouldn't wanna be like hem 🤣
https://i.nostr.build/XzDLp4Q0UALOVJ1O.gif
To be fair. This is actively how I look when I post a meme 😬😅☠️

2024-10-25 21:41:18

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It is after all.
A shitpost.

2024-10-25 14:38:51

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https://i.nostr.build/inFvpySvrtNWQ2zO.gif

2024-10-19 19:30:43

Did I just get spam filtered for too small a zap? 😂
https://i.nostr.build/yllGyIuo2A98U59v.jpg
I tried. I dyid
https://i.nostr.build/QxQvn8012HKdpriM.jpg

2024-10-19 13:34:32

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That's actually a perfect description. It's something you watch almost in a surreallist "is this real life... This exists?" Sort of way.

2024-10-19 02:55:25

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Moot point. I didn't use this.
Disregard. https://i.nostr.build/hpFANETN4HtQUIBP.gif

2024-10-19 02:09:18

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Did you meet the feeblers elves!? 🤣

2024-10-17 18:10:28

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🫂🤷
I got that Osgood Schlatters that I've been told "should have gone away" when I was a kid. And yes I've tried Advil 😂

2024-10-17 18:05:29

I've been to orthopedists. I've been to physical therapists. I've been to ruemetologists. Best I get is stretch. Rest. Or "have you heard of ibuprofen?"
My knee is fucked. It has been since I was in my teens. My pateller tendon is ripping micro fractured bone off of my shin causing incredible pain and swelling that comes in flare ups from the constant attempts at healing, then becoming irritated by something as simple as going up stairs.
I called out of work today because it took me ten minutes to figure out how to get out of bed without bending my knee or letting it support the weight of itself. Eventually got to my vehicle, lifted my leg into the car with my hand and decided fuck the 45 minute drive in a standard and went back inside.
I'm frustrated. I can justify calling out with a fever or illness but "oh my knee hurts" feels like a dumb excuse. And after 25 years of this recurring every month or two, with only stretches and Advil as prescribed medical advice. I'm pretty fucking sick of it.
Apologies. Rant over.

2024-10-17 02:24:30

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Hell yes🤘

2024-10-17 01:00:10

Fuck me always coming back to this perfection.
https://song.link/us/i/1528795071

2024-10-17 00:15:13

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cashuAeyJ0b2tlbiI6W3sibWludCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vbWludC5taW5pYml0cy5jYXNoL0JpdGNvaW4iLCJwcm9vZnMiOlt7ImFtb3VudCI6MSwiQyI6IjAyN2U5YzI4ZDMzOWNkMThjZTQzNDRiYjVlNmFjZmE5YTdmMjNjMDNjZTViNzRhYTVmMjIxYWFjN2M0YWEyMjBmNCIsImlkIjoiMDA1MDA1NTBmMDQ5NDE0NiIsInNlY3JldCI6IjQ4MDNmM2RkMzdhNWI5YWEzNjc3YzZmYmJhNGQ2ODIyYWIzNDhmMTc1OTRlYTAyYjdjZDM2N2ZmY2YwZTdlOWUifSx7ImFtb3VudCI6NCwiQyI6IjAzNDU2MjViOGVhMmFjOWNkMTNmZGU1ZjgzYWVmNGZkZDQxNWFjYTg0Yzc5ZDhiOTE0NTczNThjZDQwYTU5MzE4ZiIsImlkIjoiMDA1MDA1NTBmMDQ5NDE0NiIsInNlY3JldCI6IjQwOGRkYWFiZDgxN2Y3YWMzN2RiMGUzZjllYzRiNTAwYmMxM2M3OGEyMzQ3MWMyYzQzZDdhOWY5YTYwYzFmZWMifSx7ImFtb3VudCI6MTYsIkMiOiIwMzljY2Y5YmQ5NmFmODI2YTExYjUxNzM1OTI0MWJhYTNhM2E0MTcwMzA1MTdkY2FkZjViM2M5Y2ViYzdjNjVkOTMiLCJpZCI6IjAwNTAwNTUwZjA0OTQxNDYiLCJzZWNyZXQiOiJjNzhjNzUzNDE0ZDgzNzA4MTQxOTU4NTE2YTMyN2VlOWUzMDY5NjJkOTAwMDJhNzc4ZjE3OWVjYzMzMmY0MTY2In1dfV0sInVuaXQiOiJzYXQiLCJtZW1vIjoiTnV0dHNpbm5pdCJ9

2024-10-16 23:57:19

We are living in a weird parallel that many seem to care not partake in. Or realize how powerful the tools we have are.

2024-10-16 22:20:28

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https://i.nostr.build/qT83tHUFw03SqRog.gif

2024-10-16 22:14:55

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https://i.nostr.build/W9PBgH7AJWIWk7tQ.gif

2024-10-16 21:59:16

https://i.nostr.build/nzPoWFWhCfWEZM8g.jpg
#nevent1q…sh45

2024-10-16 21:51:18

Hawk.
I'll dub thee.
Tuah.
Stay TF away from my chimkins. https://i.nostr.build/89csxnd3MhjPbmL8.jpg

2024-10-13 22:47:57

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Be warned. Meet the Feebles is wild... They all are but. Like. TF.

2024-10-13 22:27:03

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https://i.nostr.build/hgJdkDDR5k53Y6Yx.gif

2024-10-13 21:14:51

'Make sure you verify on X' 🤣☠️
#nevent1q…jryf

2024-10-12 23:26:09

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😂☠️ https://i.nostr.build/7Rty9oHunhjlVdOX.jpg

2024-10-12 22:17:10

When you've said some things you shouldn't have said.
https://i.nostr.build/8brmKulGrCyvL9Cx.jpg

2024-10-12 22:13:20

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This is the kind of joint that pours half and halfs.
In a tall.

2024-10-12 22:08:33

Only as clever as the cleaver.
Time for some Silent Hill 2.

2024-10-12 21:20:33

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Everyone is retarded.
Everyone.

2024-10-12 18:39:04

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Here. Jesus. I need to go back in the cave.

2024-10-12 18:32:03

Bitcoin conferences slowly becoming slipknot fan meetups.
#nevent1q…gk7d

2024-10-12 03:37:30

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Drowning in usd with no one to exchange the unit with because they didn't account sort of fish.

2024-10-12 03:26:05

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I'll just stick with I don't get it and don't understand and wouldn't get the explanation if someone took the time to give me one and skip the holier than thou cuntchutery boards.

2024-10-11 13:52:29

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https://i.nostr.build/1Egtix8MD16Op9zg.gif

2024-10-10 19:26:30

Next cycle's fud:
Ridley Scott directs a stinker sequel where Weyland-Yuntani sends David Fassbenter back in time to create Bitcoin under the pseudonym... Oh whatever.

2024-10-10 12:39:15

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Mornin' node 🫡

2024-10-10 10:58:34

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Mornin' 🫡

2024-10-10 10:57:07

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Mornin'

2024-10-10 10:56:59

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https://song.link/i/1649298669

2024-10-10 10:11:03

Good morning
https://i.nostr.build/BGBPZqi0a22S4BQe.jpg

2024-10-08 00:39:20

Red Dragon is just Manhunter inflation.
When you pull out the slides
https://i.nostr.build/IWukLVNY4oFnqajk.jpg

2024-10-06 18:28:06

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It's* ffs
Make it purple while you're at it

2024-10-06 15:43:53

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Man now I want to watch Brisco County Jr.

2024-10-06 02:16:54

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I'll have you know my wife was a milliner for while 💯🤣

2024-10-06 01:24:12

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Is it like shaping a felt hat?

2024-10-05 21:50:59

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GM ser node 🫡

2024-10-05 20:42:50

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When they're talking to you about their kid getting into student loan debt but you're not sure if that utxo you sent doxxed your regionally distributed multisig keys with your non kyc stack so you have to redo the whole thing.
And you can't get any respect. https://i.nostr.build/x2v9pXiERouWZdi5.gif

2024-10-05 02:30:06

🌙🌌

2024-10-05 01:39:49

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It's a fantasy. You don't need to.
https://i.nostr.build/N7qmzZMToSIVFh1B.jpg

2024-10-05 01:30:10

Kane Pixels killing the uncanny valley, dream you wish you could wake from, with his YouTube videos apparently all made with Blender.
The Oldest View series... The Rolling Giant is... Fantastic.

2024-10-04 14:37:51

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I actually have one for this
https://i.nostr.build/zkLV.jpg

2024-10-04 14:36:26

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https://i.nostr.build/ZNdVaxrsOuiSWAo9.gif

2024-10-04 02:02:36

https://i.nostr.build/4qw5UIk9c6POuY71.jpg
#nevent1q…rrcy

2024-10-04 01:47:16

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https://i.nostr.build/jyrCdVlQWft1WSwW.gif

2024-10-04 01:31:56

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I don't even know anymore 🤔 https://i.nostr.build/O7DaRiV9dKV6lBsB.jpg

2024-10-04 01:14:25

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When you hit that $2000 limit
https://i.nostr.build/MtnssWWMN7LS2zbH.gif

2024-10-04 01:05:37

Aged well I guess
#nevent1q…nt48
#nevent1q…pfqh

2024-10-03 23:26:13

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That bitch green.
But I'm colorblind.

2024-10-03 22:53:39

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As far as I could tell... It cannot. 🥲

2024-10-03 22:21:02

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Unfortunately 😂
https://i.nostr.build/nZjg.gif

2024-10-03 22:07:49

https://i.nostr.build/TDMU1Jh4G0UIS86a.jpg

2024-10-03 19:28:15

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https://i.nostr.build/yqOG2.gif

2024-10-03 19:17:44

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That's some seriously comfortable arch support 🤣

2024-10-03 19:04:40

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https://i.nostr.build/zvwy.gif

2024-10-03 18:58:00

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Looks like a descending triangle bull flag consolidation, moon soon confirmed. https://i.nostr.build/PoyZdnWLf3K7zRcI.gif

2024-10-03 18:43:58

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https://i.nostr.build/6GRRK.gif

2024-10-03 18:22:12

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Cumulative or just because someone thought it was a banger note?
That'd be a serious HTLC to attempt to hop 😂

2024-10-02 22:53:36

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Boltz swap or splice from my prior Phoenix LS , and I can keep my personal channels open... until that doesn't. 😂🤷 https://i.nostr.build/ICjynoAcyulElcws.gif

2024-10-02 13:32:47

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1.75G 🤔

2024-10-02 10:49:38

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Sats. Not days. Too early for noting. I'll leave 🤦

2024-10-02 10:27:35

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Saaame 😅 good things I only had like 40 days on there at the time

2024-10-02 03:40:26

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I don't believe these tools take into account having your outgoing zaps set to private. As far as I know those get routed through a new npub to the public, only the receiver and sender see the actual zap as far as I know. Otherwise it shouldn't be linked to your statistics for outgoing zaps.
Or I'm simply a simpleton who knows not what I speak of.

2024-10-02 02:43:33

Alright I'm going to wrap this up.
https://i.nostr.build/Fqh4FNzXBSIRnZTB.jpg
GN 🌙

2024-10-02 02:35:24

https://i.nostr.build/bPGRTjJFitcrGBuc.jpg
#nevent1q…fhwk

2024-10-02 02:26:18

https://i.nostr.build/J75B22qc9XSMg8gQ.jpg

2024-10-02 02:19:14

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Sorry @nprofile…6jnh 🤷 https://i.nostr.build/SegILQf8HeCzd0hQ.jpg

2024-10-02 02:09:25

Me sleeping on hidden words in Amethyst security filters, even though I haven't been seeing much reguy ply...
Time to fiddle.

2024-10-02 01:56:25

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Politicians:
https://i.nostr.build/8UMq5CpiAimIqqdH.jpg
Wot?

2024-10-01 22:29:23

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I know everyone has their preferred clients, maybe it's just because it's what on boarded me, maybe it's preference of layout, but I've been hooked the whole time despite what else I've fiddled with.
It's even pushed me to learn at my own pace as you keep adding all this crazy stuff 😂

2024-10-01 22:19:50

@nprofile…vzaw 🫡
#nevent1q…af4c

2024-10-01 21:47:08

I really don't want to use nuts and ecash... But I really enjoy using nuts and ecash.
My preferences are conflicted. Yet somehow finding a collaborative balance.

2024-10-01 21:34:37

Spent some time today going through some inactive npubs one by one, wishing some would come back, removing others that never really got past the initial inertia of something new.
My relay set up seems to be holding strong and loading events relatively well still, even running Amethyst with Tor.
Using Amber as an android signer for about a week has opened the scope of some of my regular Nostr use, and streamlined a lot of what I did use without needing to jump through some extra hoops between web and mobile.

2024-10-01 21:14:37

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Ahh the good ole reverse psycho engineerology 🫡
https://i.nostr.build/ngmo.gif