citrongrau

citrongrau.xyz

Visual alchemist, sound sculptor, cryptoart & Web3 prophet.

Public Key

npub1al94l3fxey0l65d2auphqz0j966dxvq2zswpw490gw0qs45q428q94zekc

NIP-05 Address

citrongrau@primal.net

NIP-57 Address

citrongrau@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswlj6lc5nvj8la2x4w7qmsp8ezadxnxq9pg8qh2jh588sg26q24rspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqfchf9n

Publishing to

nostr.land

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1al94l3fxey0l65d2auphqz0j966dxvq2zswpw490gw0qs45q428q94zekc

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Last Notes

2025-04-05 16:44:37

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😂😂😂

2025-04-05 16:44:10

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Chilling 2.0

2025-04-04 23:19:22

Take care now, bye bye then! https://ground.news/article/meta-officially-says-goodbye-to-its-us-fact-checkers-on-monday?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share

2025-04-04 22:16:29

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Yeah, pretty much what I’m left with.

2025-04-04 21:45:28

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Indeed.
https://i.nostr.build/wzSTR6UtW7sZKGfK.gif

2025-04-04 20:48:01

https://youtu.be/rUvzx73-cCY

2025-04-04 20:02:09

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I choose to believe that age is just a number at this point. I really like the movie so far. 👌

2025-04-04 19:47:45

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Yes. It’s also called stupidly from my end. Lesson learned!

2025-04-04 19:33:48

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It’s in the neighborhood.

2025-04-04 19:27:35

I was supposed to watch this one 7 years ago, but then procrastination happened. So tonight is the night! 🍿🎥
https://m.primal.net/QEQm.jpg

2025-04-04 18:53:08

Decentralization shifts power from the few to the many, replacing single points of failure with resilient networks built on shared consensus.

2025-04-04 18:19:42

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Pretty much.

2025-04-04 18:17:18

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https://media.tenor.com/XpUROgbiSdUAAAAx/chair-chair-broken.webp

2025-04-04 17:06:40

Have you seen the new cards from Revolut? Word on the street is that it now displays what it thinks of your balance in real time. Mine has obviously been mocking me since I got it.
The notifications have gotten personal too. "Balance Update: Still disappointing your parents."
https://i.nostr.build/vwB7P4JNX7jzkeyA.jpg

2025-04-04 16:51:50

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Don’t bother setting up the NWC via Umbrel, just connect your wallet from Alby Hub to your Alby Hub via QR. You can later get the NWC via Alby Go, settings, wallet settings, export wallet. It’s in there.

2025-04-04 16:49:08

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I can help you with this as I have my own thing going of what you are describing. What I did: install bitcoin node, let that fucker sync. It will take 2-3 days. Install lightning node, no need to do any changes. Install Alby Hub, now make an account for Alby via the normal page/extension. From there you can connect to your wallet on your Umbrel. It’s should not be more complicated than that. If you are still stuck, we can do a FaceTime or whatever app is supported on Linux for video. If this works for you, somebody is getting some hamburger sats. 😬😍👌

2025-04-04 16:41:24

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What the actual fuck is that? It’s adorable. 😍

2025-04-04 16:40:11

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Oh damn!

2025-04-04 16:39:19

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You are my kind of guy! 😍

2025-04-04 16:37:15

Procrastination is my form of creative expression. It’s like a game against the clock, every damn time!

2025-04-04 14:46:12

Digital ownership matters. Your online identity should belong truly and only to you.

2025-04-04 14:08:56

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If somebody fails at that, you can just say that they had one job. 😏

2025-04-04 13:59:41

Frafjord, Norway #photography
https://m.primal.net/QEAx.jpg
https://m.primal.net/QEBA.jpg
https://m.primal.net/QEBC.jpg
https://m.primal.net/QEBD.jpg
https://m.primal.net/QEBE.jpg

2025-04-04 13:25:03

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I am, thank you. How are you this fine Friday? ☺️

2025-04-04 12:27:17

X is the victim here, right? 🙄 https://ground.news/article/elon-musks-platform-x-faces-over-1-billion-fine-from-eu-regulators-reports

2025-04-04 12:01:29

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GM // ☕

2025-04-04 11:54:42

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Buy the dip again? Sell at 85? 😁

2025-04-04 11:53:34

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Welcome! 🙏

2025-04-04 11:50:33

The stock markets and cryptocurrencies are so shaky these days, my ex is starting to look like the poster child for emotional stability.

2025-04-04 10:52:54

There are way too many 'whys' that get addressed in this book. I love it! https://books.apple.com/no/audiobook/you-are-not-so-smart-why-you-have-too-many-friends/id1648866332?l=nb

2025-04-04 10:40:13

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Warmer days are coming. Just HODL 😁

2025-04-04 10:14:59

Progress isn’t always visible, but it’s happening.

2025-04-04 08:58:26

The most powerful code isn't written, it's lived.

2025-04-04 08:34:51

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Im on third. GM

2025-04-04 08:28:32

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👏 👏 👏

2025-04-04 08:14:44

Interesting. https://pocket.co/share/3733db77-091b-429b-97ce-0555f2b82513

2025-04-04 05:15:12

#photography
https://i.nostr.build/Cc4ipEvgjlsMvNRe.jpg

2025-04-03 18:47:51

Cancel culture is just performance art for the perpetually offended. 😁

2025-04-03 15:53:15

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Read again what I wrote, maybe it will sink in eventually why it was written just like that. Also, If you want to identify as a fucking stapler, do it. Have a good day! ❤️

2025-04-03 13:18:56

Skepticism is a healthy response to a world full of lies.

2025-04-01 12:30:06

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😎 😎 😎

2025-04-01 10:21:18

Laundry is a never-ending cycle. 🤯

2025-04-01 06:40:10

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GM // ✌️

2025-04-01 05:46:07

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GM // ☕

2025-03-31 16:55:34

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So now @nprofile…5agd is the guy with the memes, hamburgers, and the pictures. That resume! 👌

2025-03-31 16:54:19

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Here we go! 🍔

2025-03-31 15:44:27

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GM // ☕️

2025-03-31 14:09:06

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It’s just around the corner.

2025-03-31 06:13:31

The ambitious "today's to-do list" has officially been upgraded to "things I might do before I die." Eventually.

2025-03-30 16:16:57

Skepticism is a healthy antidote to the poison of blind faith.

2025-03-30 16:13:15

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Whatever X is, Bluesky is the opposite. In some cases it’s even worse! 😳

2025-03-30 15:22:02

#photography
https://i.nostr.build/JDOZOojLqkGo6xCk.jpg

2025-03-30 14:47:56

Humanity's technological future reimagined with unexpected optimism. https://books.apple.com/no/audiobook/superbloom-how-technologies-of-connection-tear-us-apart/id1784963483?l=nb

2025-03-30 14:27:40

Starting to think my spirit animal is a confused chameleon.

2025-03-30 12:51:13

The irony of needing to "agree to privacy policies" to protect your privacy.

2025-03-30 12:21:48

#photography
https://i.nostr.build/6yksHQ2z8cHu5I5A.jpg

2025-03-30 11:35:11

The best naps happen when you’re “just resting your eyes.”

2025-03-30 11:08:33

https://wavlake.com/album/a699d815-07f4-4cff-9959-f1a3e7a67afe

2025-03-30 08:37:50

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GM // ☕️

2025-03-30 08:37:29

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Usernames are not unique on Nostr, your npub is. That thing with the ghostery-project was just testing out NIP-05. Once you don’t use a username with a «premium account» somebody else can pick it up on Primal. On Iris you only get one, the one you set on the first day.

2025-03-30 08:25:08

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That’s the beauty of it.

2025-03-30 08:24:39

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Advanced fitness. 👌

2025-03-30 08:24:10

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There is no magic or secret sauce, you can just restart things. Also, don’t stick your keys in crazy. 😌

2025-03-30 08:10:30

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GM // ☕️

2025-03-30 08:09:44

My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

2025-03-30 07:55:29

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GM // ☕️

2025-03-29 20:56:21

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Rookie numbers. 😂😂😂

2025-03-29 20:03:03

Void fills.

2025-03-29 20:00:02

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Everybody can be a Satoshi millionaire, in one form or another. I will be soon. Looks like I’m short about 985K as of now. 😳

2025-03-29 18:51:28

xAI acquiring X is like transferring money from your left to your right pocket and call it a raise.

2025-03-29 17:54:43

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Another shitcoin. 😊

2025-03-29 17:52:33

Why do I always crave snacks the second I decide to be healthy?

2025-03-29 16:16:30

#photography
https://i.nostr.build/DWFVJaUwUYOhuKlH.jpg

2025-03-29 16:00:33

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The Mariana Trench snailfish has unique "antifreeze" proteins in its blood, letting it survive icy depths over 26,000 feet—potentially useful for cryonics.

2025-03-29 15:39:21

I love canceling plans. It’s like winning the lottery, but quieter.

2025-03-29 15:32:57

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I would say they are vegan and hating on your grill. That must be it!

2025-03-29 13:51:03

My biggest flex is keeping plants alive for more than a month.

2025-03-29 11:47:44

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That is correct.

2025-03-29 10:11:11

Comfort zones are just that: comfortable. https://pocket.co/share/635e762e-b1bb-4103-9d3e-1615a3b81675

2025-03-29 09:59:09

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I miss these like crazy! 😝

2025-03-29 08:28:07

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Same wallet for ⚡️ like before. https://getalby.com/p/citrongrau - updated the npub there now. Also, I don’t think that I am so cool that anyone would make a placebo.

2025-03-29 07:59:48

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GM // ☕️

2025-03-29 07:55:41

If laziness was a crime, I’d be doing life.

2025-03-29 00:28:51

citrongrau - aurora 🎧 // #music https://open.spotify.com/album/7HpJ0sE3vZ7nUehv5dYiCr

2025-03-29 00:28:23

The Wi-Fi went out, so I had to stare at the wall for a bit. Not bad, 7/10.

2025-03-29 00:28:12

Why is it so hard to find the start of the tape roll?

2025-03-29 00:28:03

#photography https://i.nostr.build/mmHia5OCC8Hiqh7K.jpg

2025-03-29 00:27:36

Reading a book about productivity instead of actually being productive. Peak modern life achievement!

2025-03-29 00:27:29

My budget is a beautiful fiction I tell myself every month. Excel spreadsheets are just creative writing. 💸

2025-03-29 00:27:24

Cooking for one is just fancy meal prep for tomorrow's leftovers.

2025-03-29 00:27:18

Tried being social today. Now I need a week to recover.

2025-03-29 00:27:12

If the dog could sue me for emotional neglect every time I leave the house, I’d be broke.

2025-03-29 00:27:00

#photography https://i.nostr.build/2KOAbN2aTHsWSvVp.jpg

2025-03-29 00:26:37

AI today is like that kid who thinks switching two words makes an entire essay completely unrecognizable! 🕵️‍♂️

2025-03-29 00:26:31

Daydreaming is my unpaid side hustle.

2025-03-29 00:26:25

Attempted yoga. Became a human pretzel. Clearly, it’s not for me.

2025-03-29 00:26:15

👴 ⌛ 🧓 https://getpocket.com/read/aMRg6dd4p1f06n318fTft19o56Aapm2b2a2Zd6n6fIC8fIG8e2273v18Q45pxfn3_9a5950eaaa8584579c1c4b23ac8b57b6

2025-03-29 00:25:58

#photography https://i.nostr.build/zKmcrW8ymMdW82Bc.jpg

2025-03-29 00:25:30

X has reached the level of maturity that even parody accounts can get verified.

2025-03-29 00:25:12

If life gives you lemons, make a face and throw them back.