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Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

utxo.one

NIP-57 Address

utxo1@getalby.com

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2024-11-22 04:45:51

Ok let me try something:
There no chance we'll hit 100k tonight

2024-11-22 04:44:29

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No 🐸

2024-11-22 04:40:15

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It's already started where have you been

2024-11-22 04:32:49

THE 100K STACK CHAIN YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

2024-11-22 03:48:02

PLEASE BITCOIN, I REALLY WANT TO HAVE MY SPECIAL CIGAR AND WHISKEY

2024-11-22 03:39:20

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WOW MUST BE NICE TO BE SO RICH

2024-11-22 03:36:30

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YES JUST PUT IN $3 CAD

2024-11-22 03:35:25

BUY CORN DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH https://i.nostr.build/ihLd0LkPF6z5ZaN9.gif

2024-11-22 03:29:45

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Cc @nprofile…mj0s

2024-11-22 03:29:24

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I guess once your tits are a certain size you can't be considered a man, it's true

2024-11-22 02:38:47

Trying to buy stuff on the Canadian Craigslist (Kijiji) - but I only offer Bitcoin.
95% of people get mad for even suggesting it
So no we aren't near the top
Or Canadian are retarded
Probably both

2024-11-22 01:36:30

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Yes it's possible!

2024-11-22 01:08:42

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Amethyst

2024-11-22 01:01:34

I have failed, but newbies sometimes gotta touch the stove themselves I guess https://i.nostr.build/zKTyiiLlmJAGmvNZ.jpg

2024-11-22 00:57:57

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I dunno if countries and institutions will be as fickle and dump the same way retail holders do

2024-11-20 15:16:57

The struggle https://i.nostr.build/41TsstFQ0hLQdlT2.jpg

2024-11-20 06:26:29

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Nostr is about freedom so let's just merge it in!

2024-11-20 06:18:29

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Of course anyone is free to put pronouns in their bio. But to make it a named field is elevating it's importance as if it is truly global instead of a fringe idea to a small group of English speaking leftists. I think it's a mistake, politics aside.

2024-11-20 05:17:26

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More ways to divide and segregate, amazing!

2024-11-20 05:10:39

Its official: pronouns are now part of the nostr profile spec

2024-11-20 04:53:40

Michael Scott bot
Whenever someone makes a note that contains something like "that's so hard", it makes a highlight then replies https://i.nostr.build/cPJL6i7k3dNEJgCT.gif

2024-11-20 04:40:49

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Learn golang then khatru framework 🤝🫂

2024-11-20 03:55:31

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Cool idea but too much work 🤣😭

2024-11-20 03:54:46

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Hmmm didn't realize this died

2024-11-20 03:47:16

Rugbot is no fun, not enough rugs
Still want more bot ideas tho 🤔

2024-11-20 03:10:28

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I am looking for opinions and she gave hers pls don't attack for that

2024-11-20 03:03:59

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I think a couple of people have made bots like this already 🤔

2024-11-20 03:01:51

Bot idea: Rugbot, when shitcoins dump 90%+ in one day
Any interest?

2024-11-20 02:51:50

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Vast majority of this is people who are terminally ill cancer patients who would suffer a brutal death. The news reports the crazy outliers to make it seem much more dystopian than it is.
Had a family member who faced this decision and it was much more humane than what cancer had in store for them.

2024-11-20 02:09:01

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Thank you man 🫂🙏

2024-11-20 02:07:53

New Schiff just dropped, First 30 minutes crying about Bitcoin 💀💀💀
https://www.youtube.com/live/lnm2xac-iUU

2024-11-20 01:16:58

Babylon Bee jokes aren't allowed but you can openly advocate for pedophile pride on bluesky
Wokism is truly disgusting
https://i.nostr.build/4Pt65n9EIEOzJeWy.jpg
#nevent1q…quaz

2024-11-20 01:01:08

💀💀💀💀 https://v.nostr.build/AxYHrGFysD7Egbzn.mp4

2024-11-20 00:30:57

Inflation is good for debt holders, it reduces it.
And people believe the government, 36 trillion in debt, is gonna do something about inflation 💀

2024-11-20 00:21:30

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But we can't know if this is actually causing the issue on iOS

2024-11-20 00:20:52

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Bruh they definitely not at meetups lmfao

2024-11-20 00:20:05

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I don't think so, for all people know you just convert everything to fiat, different than being an "enthusiast" who goes to meetups and might be an OG whale

2024-11-20 00:08:14

I would recommend against going to Bitcoin meetups during bull market
If I was a kidnapper this is first place I'd go to scope out targets

2024-11-19 23:58:07

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Can you try to PR it? Fiatjaf and I don't have iOS it's hard for us to test

2024-11-19 23:52:43

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I don't personally host because I don't wanna moderate, but some:
https://cdn.satellite.earth/
https://blossom.primal.net

2024-11-19 23:30:03

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Ok I'll add

2024-11-19 23:06:54

It's been 84 years... https://nostrcheck.me/media/e2ccf7cf20403f3f2a4a55b328f0de3be38558a7d5f33632fdaaefc726c1c8eb/33d05a5f93a437622d9c13a678fcc6fbb5c715b353b095b5886dea97c5c2b3d0.webp

2024-11-19 23:04:42

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No sir, wen Tubestr powered by thousands of blossom servers

2024-11-19 22:59:52

https://nostrcheck.me/media/e2ccf7cf20403f3f2a4a55b328f0de3be38558a7d5f33632fdaaefc726c1c8eb/ad830f370ede6c4efbd6aa8749c09c094b639cd9800204af4bf5d728a01d9525.webp

2024-11-19 22:53:20

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It's damus

2024-11-19 22:49:39

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More robust and extendable, sha256 filenames means you can find identical files across mirrored servers - nip96 is just an upload API basically

2024-11-19 22:44:06

https://nostrcheck.me/media/e2ccf7cf20403f3f2a4a55b328f0de3be38558a7d5f33632fdaaefc726c1c8eb/92c18693dcc93cee4edb75ae6962014f87b4eae6e60193653ec18358b85bc3cf.webp

2024-11-19 22:42:52

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Nip96

2024-11-19 22:41:48

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Stop breaking nostr to prove points

2024-11-19 22:41:09

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Abandon the bad ones yes

2024-11-19 22:00:11

I won't do 100 pushups ups but I'll do 8 to get us over this hump

2024-11-19 21:41:13

Your stack will never feel big enough.
But don't stress fren, if you're buying in 2024 you're gonna make it 🫂

2024-11-19 20:57:53

Old enough to remember when terra luna thought they had an infinite money glitch

2024-11-19 20:47:09

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What products have you shipped?

2024-11-19 20:40:39

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https://nostrcheck.me/media/e2ccf7cf20403f3f2a4a55b328f0de3be38558a7d5f33632fdaaefc726c1c8eb/65d6ba55c0c0269fee97c36e293ab7c29265d018aa0336277dbb5bacc6052f10.webp

2024-11-19 20:33:28

20 New gifs and custom memes live on @nprofile…6chp
Now we must wait for a sharp price change to enjoy them

2024-11-19 20:10:11

i fucking love blossom on my #haven relay
please clients why are you taking so long to implement this amazing tech, should be very easy and fast to make such an uploader
https://relay.utxo.one/362f318256af800a81d713736fa797c385ceb06a6668f2a549a602bf3e9d02ab.png

2024-11-19 19:31:56

Spent the last hours looking for new gifs for @nprofile…6chp , found some bangers

2024-11-19 19:14:35

Minibits.cash is the best lightning wallet for nostr imo, this is the one to recommend to new users

2024-11-19 18:52:20

I am a bit jelly of people's mstr gains but whatever my money safe and that's #1 priority for me

2024-11-19 18:35:13

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Lmfao

2024-11-19 18:20:45

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Well we don't put people in jail for Facebook posts yet so I think y'all still hold the crown

2024-11-19 18:05:00

Securing testnet 🫡 https://i.nostr.build/PWdc3zOfxFapBXTq.jpg

2024-11-19 17:37:23

I cannot imagine how stupid someone needs to be to short bitcoin after the halving and election
Like bruh at least do it next year wtf are you thinking

2024-11-19 17:29:56

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You should be able to use my fren relay for free as well: wss://frens.utxo.com

2024-11-19 17:20:13

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Then @nprofile…jwgg would nuke it until it has no value

2024-11-19 17:18:14

Imagine tho https://relay.utxo.one/0c83d0f3cc16f9b711c442792cd1ee5c8f81b74ec8507e155b631557414e9841.png

2024-11-19 17:05:35

I don't mean to jinx it but this cycle could be the start of the s curve
https://i.nostr.build/EDQXzxTzkOD90T3c.jpg

2024-11-19 16:37:03

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These sats will never see the light of day, they are in my cold wallet now

2024-11-19 16:35:30

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https://i.nostr.build/c7KLtflQ2l6ZCzve.jpg

2024-11-19 16:26:32

I think lightning and nostr proved a very important concept that may have gone overlooked.
Using completely open protocols and freedom incentives, you all donated over 3.5m sats to me with one ask. This is actually a serious amount of money. No VCs, no boards, no strings. And we are still very small.
I hope this signals to other developers to take a chance and build on these protocols. The community highly values this kind of work.
I am extremely humbled by the outpouring of support, it did make me a bit emotional if I'm being honest. It's highly motivating to keep building, and it basically proves that nostr and lightning is definitely gonna make it.
Thank you all again so much 🥺🥺🫂🫂🙏🙏

2024-11-19 16:10:21

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Not stop loss, forced orders/margin calls, meaning the trader lost all of the money
All exchanges publish this on their websockets

2024-11-19 16:09:02

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Damn thanks @nprofile…xafw very generous 🫂🙏🫡🥺🤝

2024-11-19 15:59:07

Does it make me evil to think it's funny people are losing their entire life savings degen trading with leverage?

2024-11-19 15:57:01

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Same

2024-11-19 15:55:32

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Take your laptop out of the bag, but don't worry I can xray your other bags

2024-11-19 15:53:36

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I dunno how umbrel works, need another dev to build such a thing

2024-11-19 15:50:19

Lmfao gm
#nevent1q…t9nv

2024-11-19 03:36:39

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Income for sure

2024-11-19 03:14:11

Imagine having to buy cardano to vote in an election lmfao what are these shitcoiners talking about

2024-11-19 03:07:28

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🐋

2024-11-19 02:57:18

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You'd get laid I bet

2024-11-19 02:53:12

One Canadian cuckbuck = 778 sats https://i.nostr.build/JvvDcmpIf28g06eM.jpg

2024-11-19 02:39:42

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@nprofile…c9z9 loves screenshots like this

2024-11-19 02:27:20

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How I felt when @nprofile…3axx actually worked

2024-11-19 02:23:34

Imo men should dress like this again, our clothes suck now
https://i.nostr.build/dOasbPE4PGKs0lut.jpg

2024-11-19 02:03:57

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I'm eating too much already 😆 hopefully I'll get my fat down soon though. Thanks doc

2024-11-19 01:55:00

Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin
Fuck you I won't stop talking about BITCOIN I don't care if normal dummies don't like it https://i.nostr.build/YdqywEt7y6Hs3LaW.jpg

2024-11-19 01:46:57

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I'm 72kg and probably like ~14% body fat, so I should be eating 130g per day roughly?

2024-11-19 01:39:50

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Unless you're a literal bodybuilder or high level athlete that's probably too much I think
I think 1g/kg is good for someone who just works out like 2-3x per week??

2024-11-19 01:24:06

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jesus christ

2024-11-19 01:21:30

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You must be a big boy

2024-11-19 01:15:57

One of the biggest tires and wheels companies in Toronto now accepts Bitcoin with bitvora 😎🤠
If you're in the market definitely check them out
https://automotiveimportmarket.com/

2024-11-19 01:12:03

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NAH

2024-11-19 01:09:52

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Such a dad

2024-11-19 01:07:45

Who needs protein shakes when you have steaks

2024-11-19 00:44:32

Throw a steak in with my pre prepared meal https://i.nostr.build/8cmOxMXhPNMbHDVO.jpg

2024-11-19 00:17:21

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I don't maintain nostpy 🤔🤔🤔

2024-11-18 23:19:42

There are hundreds of billions of stars in the galaxy, more than there are grains of sand at the beach
And that is nothing compared to how many dollars the Fed printed
In just the last 5 years

2024-11-18 22:51:40

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Wen amethyst blossom so I don't have to trust
*Insert police kart video*