DEFAUXKING
⚡️DEFAUXKING⚡️

Public Key

npub18w72kl3a9vr625p8ypk4uxfcz0cpgp5g9k4dq4qj8zd9pdnm4yhqn5s7pw

NIP-05 Address

Defauxking@primal.net

NIP-57 Address

Defauxking@primal.net

Profile Code

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nostr.metamadeenah.com

relay.damus.io

relay.primal.net

Author Public Key

npub18w72kl3a9vr625p8ypk4uxfcz0cpgp5g9k4dq4qj8zd9pdnm4yhqn5s7pw

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Last Notes

2025-06-13 13:17:20

https://blossom.primal.net/ac01d38ce8bdde3480a22bfe380be1bfae8c3b1e9fc0df7a3d3379eea6035aa7.jpg
#nevent1q…wvhc

2025-06-13 12:37:57

Good morning Nostriches, remember Bitcoin can’t fund forever wars because it can’t be inflated in times of crisis ✌️
https://blossom.primal.net/71a11187decfb275ec72e73edc102b0b24a6c0bb0bb057f9d0ae6cbea89e18b9.jpg

2025-06-09 02:53:54

GN
https://blossom.primal.net/11df8633156dc9c058d0b4ac0d06b73823d8e6152c00ede9efdafdcd75499260.jpg

2025-06-07 12:37:36

This needs to be known. I already knew it was great for immune system health. Now I have no excuse to not be growing Elderberry if it is also delicious!
#nevent1q…zzjh
#nevent1q…8xt9

2025-06-07 11:52:49

GM Nostr ☕️ Happy Saturday! Time to start making coffee and bacon!
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain
https://blossom.primal.net/b5a58f08af36be23046c9159b96bb2d7d0f924d4e8093d0ce308334cb41dfc4a.png

2025-06-06 12:41:36

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Good morning Maria! I’m glad that you aren’t swamped with chores and duties this Friday. I know that you will make the most of it 👍
Coffee cheers ☕️☕️ I’m just sipping coffee watching the weather. We got tornado warnings headed our way this morning 😬

2025-06-05 11:38:22

Good Morning Nostr ☕️
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain
https://blossom.primal.net/b1f5d4dbd0bfce5192abeb318e93cfe57360f45bb1935ae6116b8f9da5eee2c3.png

2025-06-03 16:47:15

GM Nostr
Another day in the beautiful paradox we live in where the majority of people believe the best money is paper with imaginary value, whilst simultaneously they consider the best money, Bitcoin, imaginary.
#Plebchain #CoffeeChain

2025-05-31 21:52:04

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Wooly bully!

2025-05-31 03:11:11

Wouldn’t that have been nice? 😅
#nevent1q…6zuv

2025-05-27 23:56:01

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I feel you there! 🤙🏻
Have a good night 😴

2025-05-27 13:21:02

Good morning, my wonderful Plebs ☕️
If you haven’t seen yet, check out @nprofile…vxdw
#coffeechain #plebchain #pottery #grownostr #artstr #art #bitcoin #ceramics #mugs #GM
https://blossom.primal.net/6f2084c28d05cd8d261d1cb15059e3e95cd996043d0fb28ab146543194a898e9.png

2025-05-22 00:33:58

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If you’re using an app like primal, you could NWC your wallet into it to zap directly from app.
If you’re using a browser to use Nostr, you could use the alby browser extension on something like chrome.
Hope this helps

2025-05-21 01:00:22

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It could do it!
100 Blocks to go

2025-05-20 18:31:17

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No i didn’t poke it, but worms always wriggle too much for my liking

2025-05-20 17:15:54

Just found this big guy out here as I stepped outside of work.
I challenge anybody to find a bigger earthworm than this! I’m pretty sure he’s over a foot! 😲
https://blossom.primal.net/1368f089addf09654e777485154da9add00833b1707a66208409f87ecac7a2b7.mov

2025-05-15 17:08:26

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Seems to be working!

2025-05-14 22:31:03

https://blossom.primal.net/2a36c9d875e00d026d699a832c704a88d60d49459082844e6aa9fe70a1691f58.gif

2025-05-14 12:12:08

Good Morning Nostriches
Today could be the day you’ve been waiting your whole life to experience.
https://video.nostr.build/8e1a8cb9f543419861709118eb097c4612b4a3ca29c2880ccc1db19bcb98fbb3.mp4

2025-05-13 15:47:53

Innovation is a threat to existing industries. Industries actively preventing human progression should be treated as a crime against humanity

2025-05-12 20:07:46

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My body is ready
https://blossom.primal.net/f3086719d3867e0589d80a323670a6a79ffe9fe05a48289661fde6ac27f83201.jpg

2025-05-12 01:17:12

I’m starting to feel like this was a pretty accurate guess for the new ATH 😬🤞
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2025-05-09 13:33:51

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Good afternoon! Makes me wish I was swimming!

2025-05-09 12:12:50

Good morning and happy Friday everyone!
I’ve got a bit of work to do, but first I’m enjoying my coffee and taking the morning nice and slow. Just got an order placed with @nprofile…avf8 Can’t wait!

2025-05-08 12:56:33

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Amazing work, they look so yummy 🤤

2025-05-06 14:18:34

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GM Uncle ☕️
You’ve got it right!
Worry, fear, doubt. What use cases do they even have?
Determination, courage, and confidence seem to be much better alternatives.

2025-05-05 23:42:56

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Oh god, I wish I knew how to help 😬

2025-05-04 12:36:01

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GM ☕️ Sounds good, I hope you have a great day!

2025-05-03 23:26:36

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Very cool! But yeah the dog days are upon us soon

2025-05-03 23:17:01

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I’m happy with either 😂 and yeah Knots is swinging up quick last I checked

2025-05-02 16:12:11

GM Nostr! ☕️
Watching Bitcoin rise so much I almost missed my window of opportunity but it’s still AM for now! We’re going to the Moon this May 📈
How the hell are you, pleb world? I hope you have a fantastic Friday!
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain
https://blossom.primal.net/21500e12c5313b46cb7a483cace8c98083a05b36d670cc31ff70f01edd138487.png

2025-05-02 14:42:48

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Oh, no worries. We're going to the moon this May! https://nostr.build/i/85d18560e7e9e5d32df0549bf85665ec3c809dd4dda05b0986b3803a225321ae.gif

2025-05-02 13:25:16

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GM Uncle ☕️
Are you saying that if we create a better organism than humans through AI and it results in the end of humanity, that would be the greatest achievement humanity could hope to achieve? Bc I’ve also had that thought before. As long as the machine class works in harmony with nature I can’t say anything against it.

2025-05-01 17:28:30

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Oh, have you not heard about Corny Chat yet? 🌽

2025-05-01 17:27:51

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Good night! 😴

2025-05-01 10:27:31

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Agreed 👍 How the hell are you, Blazar?

2025-04-30 17:38:28

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Wow! That is a great idea!

2025-04-30 12:25:29

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You lost me. Come again?

2025-04-30 12:19:19

GM Nostr
How are you lovely plebs doing on a fine Wednesday?
As for me, I'm just enjoying my coffee, getting my body ready to be a node runner. Still got a little while, but we are over halfway now! https://image.nostr.build/e37afb658b795a8b911bab88ca3cbc940a1dde316347f9cca3c5f4ac1a67e856.png

2025-04-25 16:57:36

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Most people can’t grasp Supply and Demand. Yet they think their brain is strong enough to defy odds in a game designed to take their money.
Reminds me of the men who swear they could kill a lion with their bare hands

2025-04-25 12:16:15

GM Happy Friday Plebs ☕️
Almost there!
Kinda like my Start9 is almost here now, and I can’t wait to be a Node.
Be good to each other and, most of all, yourself!
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/QCmU.png

2025-04-23 18:41:22

Q1) What is a dollar, exactly?
A1) A worthless piece of paper that used to represent a modicum of gold, but now represents how much faith I have in debt-based slavery.
Q2)What’s the real meaning of your bank balance?
A2)The amount of worthless papers tied to my name that can be exchanged for real money through Strike or River, or pay bills that only accept these worthless papers.
Important to note: this balance provides leverage for my bank to make money, so it’s important to me there’s not much there at a time.
Q3)What’s a eurodollar?
A3)The “genius” plan to replace gold with the country with the best bombs’ worthless papers.
Q4)How many dollars exist?
A4)Who knows, since the banks are incentivized to lie, we issue loans without basis, we have government computers that pay bills out of thin air, and that’s not to mention about the closed door process of printing paper money? We still haven’t even counted our real assets like gold in over half a century
Still learning how to repost apparently tho 😅
#nevent1q…yr5r

2025-04-23 13:55:20

Good morning Nostr ☕️
And it’s an absolutely stellar morning to calculate your gains from your #Bitcoin investments 😁👍📈
#coffeechain #plebchain

2025-04-22 00:08:42

@nprofile…g7q0 5000 , let ‘em stress! 🫡
⚡️⚡️⚡️Do the shuffle! ⚡️⚡️⚡️
#memestr
https://m.primal.net/QYoo.png

2025-04-20 12:40:48

GM, Pura Vida, and Happy Easter!
Let’s try it out #coffeechain ☕️
@nprofile…qdkn 3000
https://m.primal.net/PyLA.png

2025-04-20 00:05:24

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I think it’s neat and also it’s exposing the need to prevent self-zapping

2025-04-19 22:10:17

That’s two math course final exams of Saylor Academy down in one day 💪🏻
Haven’t done so much math on paper in 20 years 🤣

2025-04-18 13:46:28

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I get that, bro, and not trying to be adversarial with you. Just want to hear more about exposing the traps and less of the shaming whole generations.
I know you and yours are doing well, and I’m proud of you for your financial successes and insight. However, there is a palpable covetousness between the younger generations towards the boomers.
You are playing into the powers-that-be’s division tactics.
All of us people—no matter their age, race, creed, or background—need to be aligned in freedom and goodwill towards mankind for us to overcome the monsters we have to exterminate. And it will take acceptance and forgiveness for us to all to work together. We need to look at each other equally: not down on, nor up to.

2025-04-18 12:22:12

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Challenge: accepted 😁

2025-04-16 11:06:48

Gooood moooornin’ Nostriches ☕️
I just finished reading the Bitcoin Standard this morning! 😁
Now onto resuming my social studies with Plan ₿ next, I guess.
Gonna see if I can’t knock out my fiat mining fast enough today to go shroom hunting. I got a good tip yesterday on where to find some Chanterelles and maybe even Lions Mane
Have a great day, my friends!
#Nostr #CoffeeChain #Forage

2025-04-16 10:35:09

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Here you go!
https://m.primal.net/QRtD.jpg

2025-04-15 23:11:56

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I literally have been downvoted like crazy on Reddit before for showcasing the side effects of food dyes alone.
No crazy conspiracy either. Just copy and paste from a google synopsis of “side effects of red-40”

2025-04-15 17:03:38

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A productive nation is a nation of citizens producing. A wealthy nation is a nation whose people accrue savings.

2025-04-13 22:01:47

I find old WuTang is a good soundtrack when pissed about paying taxes

2025-04-11 23:22:26

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Chinese Food and One Piece with the wife.
She’s about to know why White Beard ain’t nobody to f with 😁

2025-04-11 15:34:55

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Privacy has to be preserved if we ever hope to achieve real freedom
Thanks Calle 🫡

2025-04-09 17:31:12

Sorry for the long post and tangent, but this just reminded me of someone close to me that has a real shit outlook on life. I’m sure the coffee shop “paper” cups for years that she lives off of has something to do with it. Along with many other things like the dyed drinks she prefers.
To think, her Adderal and Antidepressant prescription may have not been the answer she needed from the medical community when she couldn’t seem to find any motivation for life! What a shock! To think, she never learned about this while getting her Masters in Environmental Science and Public Health.
This same person I had a single argument with for over 6 hours, once: where they vehemently stated that they would prefer to eat a steak that was purchased at Walmart over eating a freshly killed cow/having dinner with a farmer bc the USDA has ensured the product at Walmart is “safe”.
These are the scholastic achievers of our generation, our “experts.”
She has a very high ranking job for a very large company with plenty of employees under her.
#nevent1q…3sr9

2025-04-09 00:49:51

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I am so grateful to see your insight on this 🙏 You make a solid argument here

2025-04-07 22:28:32

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Looking real good, bud! Glad to see the end result

2025-04-07 12:27:46

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Good morning, I love my tornado riddled area thank you very much 😝😂

2025-04-06 18:26:34

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I enjoyed it immensely! 😁

2025-04-05 12:38:11

GM Nostr ☕️
Happy Birthday, Satoshi! 🎂
I’m sure the whole world is paying attention to Bitcoin this weekend. Maybe now they’ll begin to get it.
I successfully orange pilled a client after the market crash yesterday ☝️💊 😁
I also agreed to help someone this morning; so I’m off to do that. You wonderful Nostriches have an awesome day! I’ll be back with you soon!
#CoffeeChain #Plebchain #Catstr
https://m.primal.net/QFFd.gif

2025-04-05 12:23:24

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Good morning! ☀️ ☕️ I’m glad that the weather is good for you! Enjoy the woods and your day, fren!

2025-04-05 04:26:45

Been up late watching the storms all around develop. I hope you’re all safe out there 💜
GN
Stay Weird Nostr
#grownostr #catstr #plebchain
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2025-04-05 02:50:08

https://image.nostr.build/24384f575b38ac98c7b24c67d2368aeddd22255bbf88fe83e2bd91cb80bbf55f.gif
#note1aqw…av0p

2025-04-04 10:34:53

Good morning Nostriches ☕️
Let’s see:
It’s cold.
It’s been storming for three days.
My schedule is cram packed with appts.
And it’s Friday.
So obviously today is gonna be a great day 😊😁
I hope you Beautiful Plebs enjoy it too!
"I don’t wanna live a thousand years. If I just live through today, that’ll be enough."
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #GM

2025-04-03 14:50:02

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I bookmarked this to read it later 🫡

2025-04-03 14:42:08

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Good morning ☕️ Have a killer Thursday, new fren

2025-04-03 14:41:13

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Good morning ☕️ Pleasure to make your acquaintance 🤙🏻

2025-04-03 14:40:11

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Good morning ☕️ I have the same sentiment! Screw meetings 🫡
Glad to follow you

2025-04-03 14:38:34

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Good morning ☕️ Have a great day!

2025-04-03 14:37:31

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Good morning! ☀️

2025-04-03 14:36:54

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Good morning ☀️ Good day to you too, friend!

2025-04-03 10:41:18

GM ☕️ Feeling loose and feeling mellow. Think I slept real well.
Some crazy storms yesterday, and some more on the horizon.
You guys have a wonderful Thursday! Today is a gift 💝
Plus, the weekend is almost there now: just gotta power through 💪🏻
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #Catstr #Nostr
https://m.primal.net/QCmU.png

2025-04-02 17:31:55

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Yeah she is one of the lucky winners it seems. My girl always has had a knack of plucking four leaf clovers 🍀

2025-04-02 17:26:08

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lol she meant to reply to Satoshee

2025-04-02 16:19:20

Feels great when the value of Bitcoin is climbing while waiting on a transfer to Cold Storage! 📈
Thank you, Satoshi!
Thank you, Nodes!
Thank you, Miners!
Thank you, @nprofile…fmax !
Thank you, Nostr!
💜💜💜

2025-04-02 12:39:00

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GM ☕️

2025-04-02 12:38:19

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GM Maria ☕️ Have a great one!

2025-04-02 12:37:12

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GM Jor ☕️ Happy hump day indeed 🫡

2025-04-02 12:35:55

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When the investment carries no risk, it’ll be too late to invest.

2025-04-02 12:34:19

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GM Soap ☕️ Is there any other way?

2025-04-02 11:19:46

GM Nostr ☕️
Remember to live for today, but—just to be safe—better stack some SATs! 😁
Y’all beautiful Nostriches have an excellent day!
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain
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2025-03-31 21:14:16

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Couldn’t have had a better orange pill, fren 🥳

2025-03-31 10:47:39

GM Nostr ☕️
How are y’all wonderful Plebs feeling today?
Let’s kick this week’s ass and get the jump on Monday 💪🏻
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain
https://m.primal.net/PzPW.png

2025-03-30 14:58:32

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Looks like the start to a wonderful day, fren 👏☕️

2025-03-30 12:29:22

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GM, Fren
Can’t wait for the water to warm up around here

2025-03-30 11:44:04

GM my Nostr crew ☕️
Let us chill to the maximum today.
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain
https://m.primal.net/PyLA.png

2025-03-30 11:27:21

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Damn, I got to deliver payroll out of town and it’s storming right now. I’m not letting it get me down tho

2025-03-30 11:25:50

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GM Roberts ☕️ May your cup remain full and warm

2025-03-29 20:26:15

https://m.primal.net/PxeA.png

2025-03-29 18:39:34

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GM hope you are having a good day, fren ☕️

2025-03-29 18:28:45

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Happy to have you here, man

2025-03-29 18:23:34

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Great work, fren 👏

2025-03-29 18:20:29

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GM ☕️ Doing good, chill day!
Looks delicious 😋

2025-03-29 12:48:25

GM Nostr and Plebs ☕️
The sun is up and shining on all of us! ☀️
Looking forward to catching up on some chores, but more importantly enjoying time with my wife and reading to grow my Bitcoin understanding 💪🏻
May your coffee remain full and your heart remain warm! 💜
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #Bitcoin

2025-03-28 20:08:57

Just got a bunch of Bot accounts saying GM to me. Hustled a bit of GM sats from me before I caught on 🤣
#nevent1q…d43t

2025-03-28 11:37:32

Good morning to you amazing nostriches! ☕️ Happy Friday!
Cannot wait for a chill weekend 🙂‍↕️
#CoffeeChain #GM #Nostr
https://m.primal.net/PwFq.jpg

2025-03-27 14:00:00

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GM ☕️ That sucks, wishing you well! 🙏
If I wake up with a bad feeling in my throat, I always immediately gargle a shot of Apple Cider Vinegar. It’s never failed me

2025-03-27 13:47:44

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GM ☕️ Seems like they just need to be on Nostr 🤨 tipping in fiat would just fuel the fiat standard that deserves to be ditched