DEFAUXKING
⚡️DEFAUXKING⚡️

Public Key

npub18w72kl3a9vr625p8ypk4uxfcz0cpgp5g9k4dq4qj8zd9pdnm4yhqn5s7pw

NIP-05 Address

Defauxking@primal.net

NIP-57 Address

Defauxking@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrh09t0c7jkpa92qnjqm27ryup8uq5q6yzm2ks2sfr3xjskea6jtsld8yl6

Author Public Key

npub18w72kl3a9vr625p8ypk4uxfcz0cpgp5g9k4dq4qj8zd9pdnm4yhqn5s7pw

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2025-05-15 17:08:26

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Seems to be working!

2025-05-14 12:12:08

Good Morning Nostriches
Today could be the day you’ve been waiting your whole life to experience.
https://video.nostr.build/8e1a8cb9f543419861709118eb097c4612b4a3ca29c2880ccc1db19bcb98fbb3.mp4

2025-05-09 12:12:50

Good morning and happy Friday everyone!
I’ve got a bit of work to do, but first I’m enjoying my coffee and taking the morning nice and slow. Just got an order placed with @nprofile…avf8 Can’t wait!

2025-05-03 23:26:36

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Very cool! But yeah the dog days are upon us soon

2025-05-03 23:17:01

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I’m happy with either 😂 and yeah Knots is swinging up quick last I checked

2025-05-02 14:42:48

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Oh, no worries. We're going to the moon this May! https://nostr.build/i/85d18560e7e9e5d32df0549bf85665ec3c809dd4dda05b0986b3803a225321ae.gif

2025-05-02 13:25:16

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GM Uncle ☕️
Are you saying that if we create a better organism than humans through AI and it results in the end of humanity, that would be the greatest achievement humanity could hope to achieve? Bc I’ve also had that thought before. As long as the machine class works in harmony with nature I can’t say anything against it.

2025-05-01 17:28:30

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Oh, have you not heard about Corny Chat yet? 🌽

2025-05-01 10:27:31

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Agreed 👍 How the hell are you, Blazar?

2025-04-30 17:38:28

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Wow! That is a great idea!

2025-04-30 12:25:29

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You lost me. Come again?

2025-04-25 16:57:36

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Most people can’t grasp Supply and Demand. Yet they think their brain is strong enough to defy odds in a game designed to take their money.
Reminds me of the men who swear they could kill a lion with their bare hands

2025-04-25 12:16:15

GM Happy Friday Plebs ☕️
Almost there!
Kinda like my Start9 is almost here now, and I can’t wait to be a Node.
Be good to each other and, most of all, yourself!
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/QCmU.png

2025-04-23 18:41:22

Q1) What is a dollar, exactly?
A1) A worthless piece of paper that used to represent a modicum of gold, but now represents how much faith I have in debt-based slavery.
Q2)What’s the real meaning of your bank balance?
A2)The amount of worthless papers tied to my name that can be exchanged for real money through Strike or River, or pay bills that only accept these worthless papers.
Important to note: this balance provides leverage for my bank to make money, so it’s important to me there’s not much there at a time.
Q3)What’s a eurodollar?
A3)The “genius” plan to replace gold with the country with the best bombs’ worthless papers.
Q4)How many dollars exist?
A4)Who knows, since the banks are incentivized to lie, we issue loans without basis, we have government computers that pay bills out of thin air, and that’s not to mention about the closed door process of printing paper money? We still haven’t even counted our real assets like gold in over half a century
Still learning how to repost apparently tho 😅
#nevent1q…yr5r

2025-04-22 00:08:42

@nprofile…g7q0 5000 , let ‘em stress! 🫡
⚡️⚡️⚡️Do the shuffle! ⚡️⚡️⚡️
#memestr
https://m.primal.net/QYoo.png

2025-04-20 12:40:48

GM, Pura Vida, and Happy Easter!
Let’s try it out #coffeechain ☕️
@nprofile…qdkn 3000
https://m.primal.net/PyLA.png

2025-04-20 00:05:24

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I think it’s neat and also it’s exposing the need to prevent self-zapping

2025-04-18 12:22:12

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Challenge: accepted 😁

2025-04-16 11:06:48

Gooood moooornin’ Nostriches ☕️
I just finished reading the Bitcoin Standard this morning! 😁
Now onto resuming my social studies with Plan ₿ next, I guess.
Gonna see if I can’t knock out my fiat mining fast enough today to go shroom hunting. I got a good tip yesterday on where to find some Chanterelles and maybe even Lions Mane
Have a great day, my friends!
#Nostr #CoffeeChain #Forage

2025-04-16 10:35:09

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Here you go!
https://m.primal.net/QRtD.jpg

2025-04-15 23:11:56

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I literally have been downvoted like crazy on Reddit before for showcasing the side effects of food dyes alone.
No crazy conspiracy either. Just copy and paste from a google synopsis of “side effects of red-40”

2025-04-15 17:03:38

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A productive nation is a nation of citizens producing. A wealthy nation is a nation whose people accrue savings.

2025-04-13 22:01:47

I find old WuTang is a good soundtrack when pissed about paying taxes

2025-04-11 23:22:26

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Chinese Food and One Piece with the wife.
She’s about to know why White Beard ain’t nobody to f with 😁

2025-04-11 15:34:55

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Privacy has to be preserved if we ever hope to achieve real freedom
Thanks Calle 🫡

2025-04-09 17:31:12

Sorry for the long post and tangent, but this just reminded me of someone close to me that has a real shit outlook on life. I’m sure the coffee shop “paper” cups for years that she lives off of has something to do with it. Along with many other things like the dyed drinks she prefers.
To think, her Adderal and Antidepressant prescription may have not been the answer she needed from the medical community when she couldn’t seem to find any motivation for life! What a shock! To think, she never learned about this while getting her Masters in Environmental Science and Public Health.
This same person I had a single argument with for over 6 hours, once: where they vehemently stated that they would prefer to eat a steak that was purchased at Walmart over eating a freshly killed cow/having dinner with a farmer bc the USDA has ensured the product at Walmart is “safe”.
These are the scholastic achievers of our generation, our “experts.”
She has a very high ranking job for a very large company with plenty of employees under her.
#nevent1q…3sr9

2025-04-09 00:49:51

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I am so grateful to see your insight on this 🙏 You make a solid argument here

2025-04-07 22:28:32

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Looking real good, bud! Glad to see the end result

2025-04-07 12:27:46

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Good morning, I love my tornado riddled area thank you very much 😝😂

2025-04-06 18:26:34

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I enjoyed it immensely! 😁

2025-04-05 12:38:11

GM Nostr ☕️
Happy Birthday, Satoshi! 🎂
I’m sure the whole world is paying attention to Bitcoin this weekend. Maybe now they’ll begin to get it.
I successfully orange pilled a client after the market crash yesterday ☝️💊 😁
I also agreed to help someone this morning; so I’m off to do that. You wonderful Nostriches have an awesome day! I’ll be back with you soon!
#CoffeeChain #Plebchain #Catstr
https://m.primal.net/QFFd.gif

2025-04-05 04:26:45

Been up late watching the storms all around develop. I hope you’re all safe out there 💜
GN
Stay Weird Nostr
#grownostr #catstr #plebchain
https://image.nostr.build/a25354736549d1b023f5e9d728fbd144487dad81fe69aba3347a902e9773744a.gif
https://image.nostr.build/1eef6ec0e1b183cdc1136a62d6607c351b1848ef842d794c2ed77480483b3540.gif

2025-04-05 02:50:08

https://image.nostr.build/24384f575b38ac98c7b24c67d2368aeddd22255bbf88fe83e2bd91cb80bbf55f.gif
#note1aqw…av0p

2025-04-04 10:34:53

Good morning Nostriches ☕️
Let’s see:
It’s cold.
It’s been storming for three days.
My schedule is cram packed with appts.
And it’s Friday.
So obviously today is gonna be a great day 😊😁
I hope you Beautiful Plebs enjoy it too!
"I don’t wanna live a thousand years. If I just live through today, that’ll be enough."
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #GM

2025-04-03 14:50:02

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I bookmarked this to read it later 🫡

2025-04-03 14:42:08

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Good morning ☕️ Have a killer Thursday, new fren

2025-04-03 14:41:13

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Good morning ☕️ Pleasure to make your acquaintance 🤙🏻

2025-04-03 14:40:11

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Good morning ☕️ I have the same sentiment! Screw meetings 🫡
Glad to follow you

2025-04-03 14:38:34

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Good morning ☕️ Have a great day!

2025-04-03 14:37:31

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Good morning! ☀️

2025-04-03 14:36:54

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Good morning ☀️ Good day to you too, friend!

2025-04-03 10:41:18

GM ☕️ Feeling loose and feeling mellow. Think I slept real well.
Some crazy storms yesterday, and some more on the horizon.
You guys have a wonderful Thursday! Today is a gift 💝
Plus, the weekend is almost there now: just gotta power through 💪🏻
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #Catstr #Nostr
https://m.primal.net/QCmU.png

2025-04-02 17:31:55

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Yeah she is one of the lucky winners it seems. My girl always has had a knack of plucking four leaf clovers 🍀

2025-04-02 17:26:08

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lol she meant to reply to Satoshee

2025-04-02 16:19:20

Feels great when the value of Bitcoin is climbing while waiting on a transfer to Cold Storage! 📈
Thank you, Satoshi!
Thank you, Nodes!
Thank you, Miners!
Thank you, @nprofile…fmax !
Thank you, Nostr!
💜💜💜

2025-04-02 12:39:00

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GM ☕️

2025-04-02 12:38:19

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GM Maria ☕️ Have a great one!

2025-04-02 12:37:12

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GM Jor ☕️ Happy hump day indeed 🫡

2025-04-02 12:35:55

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When the investment carries no risk, it’ll be too late to invest.

2025-04-02 12:34:19

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GM Soap ☕️ Is there any other way?

2025-04-02 11:19:46

GM Nostr ☕️
Remember to live for today, but—just to be safe—better stack some SATs! 😁
Y’all beautiful Nostriches have an excellent day!
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain
https://m.primal.net/QBgY.png

2025-03-31 21:14:16

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Couldn’t have had a better orange pill, fren 🥳

2025-03-31 10:47:39

GM Nostr ☕️
How are y’all wonderful Plebs feeling today?
Let’s kick this week’s ass and get the jump on Monday 💪🏻
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain
https://m.primal.net/PzPW.png

2025-03-30 14:58:32

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Looks like the start to a wonderful day, fren 👏☕️

2025-03-30 12:29:22

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GM, Fren
Can’t wait for the water to warm up around here

2025-03-30 11:44:04

GM my Nostr crew ☕️
Let us chill to the maximum today.
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain
https://m.primal.net/PyLA.png

2025-03-30 11:27:21

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Damn, I got to deliver payroll out of town and it’s storming right now. I’m not letting it get me down tho

2025-03-30 11:25:50

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GM Roberts ☕️ May your cup remain full and warm

2025-03-29 20:26:15

https://m.primal.net/PxeA.png

2025-03-29 18:39:34

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GM hope you are having a good day, fren ☕️

2025-03-29 18:28:45

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Happy to have you here, man

2025-03-29 18:23:34

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Great work, fren 👏

2025-03-29 12:48:25

GM Nostr and Plebs ☕️
The sun is up and shining on all of us! ☀️
Looking forward to catching up on some chores, but more importantly enjoying time with my wife and reading to grow my Bitcoin understanding 💪🏻
May your coffee remain full and your heart remain warm! 💜
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #Bitcoin

2025-03-28 20:08:57

Just got a bunch of Bot accounts saying GM to me. Hustled a bit of GM sats from me before I caught on 🤣
#nevent1q…d43t

2025-03-28 11:37:32

Good morning to you amazing nostriches! ☕️ Happy Friday!
Cannot wait for a chill weekend 🙂‍↕️
#CoffeeChain #GM #Nostr
https://m.primal.net/PwFq.jpg

2025-03-27 13:47:44

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GM ☕️ Seems like they just need to be on Nostr 🤨 tipping in fiat would just fuel the fiat standard that deserves to be ditched

2025-03-27 13:44:30

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LFG 🚀 You win 🥇
Found 10 zaps sent by npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 (f8e6c6...328ca9).
Total sent: 1510 sats
[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub1lt0...3txv
Amount: 100 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 1:37:38 PM
Target: Event (5467b805...)
Comment: ⚡️🔫
Preimage: 27113be905...
Payment Hash: 15bfa3fd30...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub1lt0...3txv
Amount: 100 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 1:37:33 PM
Target: Event (5467b805...)
Comment: ⚡️🔫
Preimage: 26edf79e5f...
Payment Hash: cb966c577f...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub1lt0...3txv
Amount: 100 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 1:37:29 PM
Target: Event (5467b805...)
Comment: ⚡️🔫
Preimage: 6267a65738...
Payment Hash: 57559430cd...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub1lt0...3txv
Amount: 100 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 1:37:25 PM
Target: Event (5467b805...)
Comment: ⚡️🔫
Preimage: 44c430486d...
Payment Hash: 7a602a7760...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub1lt0...3txv
Amount: 100 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 1:36:57 PM
Target: Event (5467b805...)
Comment: ⚡️🔫
Preimage: 53db1e8d71...
Payment Hash: 822a208708...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub10vu...4qs4
Amount: 100 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 1:03:07 PM
Target: Event (ed9f0645...)
Comment: ⚡️🔫
Payment Hash: ...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub1spd...q6j7
Amount: 500 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 1:01:58 PM
Target: Event (9110ff44...)
Comment: 🔥
Payment Hash: ...
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[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub1tvq...krq4
Amount: 100 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 12:47:57 PM
Target: Event (f72c6c48...)
Comment: No comment
Payment Hash: 9c56c79ed4...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub1spd...q6j7
Amount: 100 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 12:43:35 PM
Target: Event (fa07fb08...)
Comment: ⚡️🔫
Payment Hash: ...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub1lrn...qnw5
To: npub1du4...mfnj
Amount: 210 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 2:49:05 AM
Target: Event (12fa00a6...)
Comment: 🚀
Payment Hash: ...
---

2025-03-27 13:37:47

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Yes 👍
Found 10 zaps sent by npub18w72kl3a9vr625p8ypk4uxfcz0cpgp5g9k4dq4qj8zd9pdnm4yhqn5s7pw (3bbcab...7ba92e).
Total sent: 210 sats
[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub1qqq...n47m
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 12:20:18 PM
Target: Event (4439e7c9...)
Comment: ☕️ GM ☀️
Payment Hash: 4adcf2b678...
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[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub13kw...wg2a
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 12:09:14 PM
Target: Event (76e615ac...)
Comment: ☕️ GM ☀️
Preimage: fdf1daf69b...
Payment Hash: 6342175fac...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub1y0r...72pj
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 12:07:16 PM
Target: Event (c3462b43...)
Comment: ☕️ GM ☀️
Payment Hash: ...
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[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub1sde...75z3
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/27/2025, 11:45:14 AM
Target: Event (c6949242...)
Comment: ☕️ GM ☀️
Payment Hash: bc196cf9c6...
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[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub1yqr...gdu9
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/26/2025, 4:57:14 PM
Target: Event (60908bd7...)
Comment: ☕️ GM ☀️
Payment Hash: ...
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[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub1luh...lqgz
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/26/2025, 4:54:02 PM
Target: Event (e955a2b3...)
Comment: Kudos 🤙🏻
Payment Hash: ...
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[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub17yz...a6q6
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/26/2025, 1:52:07 PM
Target: Event (44ce06ca...)
Comment: ☕️ GM ☀️
Preimage: 7468eb4af0...
Payment Hash: df08248965...
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[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub1lrn...qnw5
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/26/2025, 12:17:45 AM
Target: Event (15259fea...)
Comment: Hell yeah 👍
Payment Hash: ...
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[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub1hzz...nqel
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/25/2025, 11:01:49 PM
Target: Event (69cd4c98...)
Comment: ☕️ GM ☀️
Preimage: d69459d476...
Payment Hash: 011fe0fd91...
---
[↑ SENT]
From: npub18w7...s7pw
To: npub1u0s...sae8
Amount: 21 sats
Created: 3/25/2025, 11:01:24 PM
Target: Event (7983c231...)
Comment: Noice 💪🏻
Payment Hash: ...
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2025-03-27 12:07:56

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GM ☕️

2025-03-27 12:03:23

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Good morning Luke! Friday eve sounds even better 🤣

2025-03-27 11:50:27

Good Morning Y’all ☕️ I wish you all a terrific Thursday! Let’s go finish this week strong 💪🏻
“Don't forget to smile in any situation. As long as you are alive, there will be better things later, and there will be many.”
#CoffeeChain #GM #Nostr

2025-03-26 16:54:48

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Sounds like you’ve already made your morning good but GM anyhow, bro!

2025-03-26 11:16:23

GM Nostr Plebs ☕️☀️ Let’s crush hump day!
“Capitalism is what happens when people drop their time preference, defer immediate gratification, and invest in the future. Debt‐fueled mass consumption is as much a normal part of capitalism as asphyxiation is a normal part of respiration.”
—Saifedean Ammous

2025-03-25 23:44:02

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Please Help. I even took out every character I could and your wallet still won’t accept my zap ⚡️
https://m.primal.net/PtDm.jpg

2025-03-25 20:52:06

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GM my dude! I hope you have had a good day

2025-03-23 13:33:21

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Good morning my dude ☕️ I hope you’re doing good today, buuuddyyy

2025-03-23 13:24:30

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GM my dude ☕️ Hope you have a killer Sunday

2025-03-23 12:12:28

GM Nostr ☕️
Yesterday was fun. Never dealt with so many notifications before yesterday 😅 Being on Corny Chat with so many Nostriches was so good. I hope we all make an excuse to do that more often and keep Nostr weird 🤪
I’m about to start my day off with another chapter of the Bitcoin Standard. I figure I’ll be heading to Costco to keep the food supply stocked.
How is y’all’s morning going? I hope you all have a most righteous and wonderful day, friends ☀️
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain

2025-03-23 01:15:08

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Yeah first time for me too. Felt like getting to know a lot of people better
I gotta get on desktop next time 😅

2025-03-22 13:19:54

GM Nostr ☕️
I’m worn out from the week but so excited to spend some time on myself. I’m so elated to have so much of my Stack in cold storage now.
Gonna research into consolidating my UTXOs today 🥳
Hope all you Plebs are making the most out of your weekend already! HODL ON
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #Bitcoin

2025-03-21 15:07:46

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GM Uncle ☕️ Can’t wait to see it.
I want to know your hypothesis on what has happened to Bitcoin’s price and desirability since the announcement of the US SRB, and what you think will be the long lasting results.

2025-03-21 15:01:53

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lol well better luck on your bakes next time! And I hope you find the sun and fresh air, and maybe some fun adventures too this weekend

2025-03-21 13:35:51

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GM and great post 👍☕️

2025-03-21 13:34:57

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GM ☕️ You’ve got my mind whirling now. What does inorganic sand taste like and where is it synthesized?

2025-03-20 12:34:10

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GM and great work ☕️🤙🏻

2025-03-20 12:27:40

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GM ☕️ Isn’t it just swell? 😁

2025-03-20 12:02:15

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Good morning Stu! ☕️ Pura Vida indeed 🤙🏻

2025-03-20 12:00:26

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Good morning ☀️ yeah there’s even snow in parts of Arkansas forecasted this morning, and that’s pretty rare in March.
You keep warm and truck on, my dude ☕️☕️ Coffee Cheers

2025-03-20 11:43:12

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GM ☕️ Agreed, let us live to the fullest today 🤙🏻

2025-03-20 10:44:37

GM you beautiful Plebs ☕️ How are you Nostriches doing today?
Got a lot done at the office yesterday. And with most of my busy work handled now, it’s going to be a pretty chill day 😎 Should give me plenty of time to stare at Bitcoin’s next meteoric rise 📈
#CoffeeChain #PlebChain #Bitcoin #Nostr

2025-03-19 19:38:38

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Hey man thanks for the follow! I look forward to what you’ll post next

2025-03-19 12:28:44

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GM ☕️ Yeah there’s even less sun here today 😒

2025-03-18 19:59:47

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A French Bulldog maybe?
My dog eats toilet paper and Kleenexes that are left unguarded.

2025-03-18 14:01:04

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Good morning Mewtwo ☕️ Keep the weather good with your kinesis please

2025-03-18 12:28:32

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Welcome in, Felix!
I look forward to seeing more from you! Have a a great day and GM!

2025-03-18 10:46:01

Good morning, my Nostr family and friends ☕️
Let’s go make the most out of Tuesday 💪🏻 Time to build, grow, and stack, but let us not forget to stop and show some love to one another along the way if we have the opportunity 💜
#CoffeeChain #GM #PlebChain

2025-03-18 00:22:40

#Memestr #Bitcoin #PlebChain
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2025-03-17 16:02:37

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For me, it was all thanks to Nostr at the beginning of February w/ the help of my good friend @nprofile…z72w who orange pilled me. I was just talking about my entire origin story to him the other day:
“A) I joined Nostr bc @Iancarroll recommended on X to DL Primal.
B) Immediately you and @StackinBeets welcomed me in. The first two Nostr profiles I studied. That was what got the purple pill to stick, and got me from being on Reddit like all the time.
C) I watched a lot of videos and read a lot of posts about Bitcoin and began to see it as a way to be a better AnCap.
D) So I was interested, had no idea of where to start and there you were: My gracious Bitcoin Bestie who was more than happy to advise me of particular things to research and understand. Answer any of my noob questions w/o a hint of frustration. Gave me enough understanding to make me comfortable to put money on the line.
E) Then also wouldn’t have had any idea where to start with self storage if not for your specific advice, and like another 20 noob questions I had to ask for my autistic brain to wrap my head around it.
And when I become a node, and a miner, I’ll accredit that to you too. And if I start a bitcoin hardware store like I’m dreaming of now, your profile pic is gonna be painted on the wall 🫡”

2025-03-17 12:21:16

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GM ☕️ You have a great day too, Fren

2025-03-16 19:03:44

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Hey 👋🏻 nice to meet you