Kajoozie Maflingo

Self hosting weirdo. Piss poor sysadmin. Script kiddie. Member of the Circle Jerk Economy. Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couples™ with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl, Manufacturer of #modernhorrors, I also got some chickens lol

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https://relay.tools
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https://zap.cooking
https://nostrati.org

Public Key

npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw

NIP-05 Address

Kajoozie@nostrbama.com

NIP-57 Address

kajooziemaflingo@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr9mhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvus6qaan

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nos.lol

elites.nostrati.org

nostr.mom

Author Public Key

npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw

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Last Notes

2025-04-04 05:07:21

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Good look

2025-04-02 02:43:48

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For AI I do not use Gemini, I use chatgpt, Claude, or self hosted Llama

2025-04-02 02:40:21

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Google remains the best for finding local businesses, hours, phone #'s, directions... but that's basically all I use it for anymore.

2025-03-30 21:49:59

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Misspellings and occasional hate speech

2025-03-28 16:43:13

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No but I might if this experiment doesn't work out lol

2025-03-28 16:42:26

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I can't print the lenses but damnit I can print the frames

2025-03-28 16:29:54

Why tf do eyeglasses frames cost $100's when you can literally 3d print them for 35 cents worth of plastic?

2025-03-27 15:31:26

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Gfy scammer

2025-03-27 15:00:50

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Ah ok, "Cindy" is claiming multiple different artists work as her own.
Fuckin' shameful

2025-03-27 13:59:02

Y'all should know, these pieces are from famous artist Oliver Sin.
#nevent1q…82gh

2025-03-27 03:46:09

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Satellite.earth cdn!

2025-03-26 19:06:42

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Watch out you might get vibe audited

2025-03-26 16:38:23

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That ain't no vegan

2025-03-26 13:42:09

God, grant me the fuckin' serenity

2025-03-25 15:21:00

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We were never supposed to compete with Twitter. We're literally building a counter economy. This is what the Agora looks like. Real engagement doesn't look as good on a graph as Twitter bots though, so if all you care about is those metrics I guess nostr looks like a failed experiment.

2025-03-24 13:10:47

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Get some new ram, that ryzen 5700x is still a beast

2025-03-23 22:53:46

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Matt Taibbi attacked Whitney Webb over 9/11 facts that he ignores, so he fails that litmus test.
Ian Carroll is like q-anon light, very right wing, calls out Israel but not Trump's support for Israel.

2025-03-23 22:34:30

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Ian Carroll is controlled opposition and Matt Taibbi is a limited hangout disinfo shill.

2025-03-23 15:38:39

They must not be ready to join the #PowerCouplesOfNostr like me and @nprofile…m6vx, @nprofile…gzzn and @nprofile…5fkf, @nprofile…drx8 and @nprofile…9400, or @nprofile…52np and @nprofile…lfhy
#nevent1q…7hj8

2025-03-23 14:58:30

Word on the street is @nprofile…gnr7 is going to fight @nprofile…pvx9 for avatar rights

2025-03-20 15:38:43

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Bro jack i just need some sats bro zap me bro I'm working on so many cool projects bro for the nostr ecosystem you know v4v stuff bro just a couple million sats should do for now bro I'll suck your dick

2025-03-19 02:10:16

Come listen to @nprofile…5zn9 finish reading The Hobbit at https://cornychat.com
#nevent1q…8qg5

2025-03-19 01:49:34

#neverforget #winniethepig
#nevent1q…zfa4

2025-03-18 12:59:18

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@nprofile…gzzn is that you?

2025-03-15 19:38:23

Hey @nprofile…9r4j you wanna get dinner with me and @nprofile…m6vx in Vicksburg, MS tonight?

2025-03-15 13:21:38

GM.
#nevent1q…3mp3

2025-03-15 03:07:46

Can we just post out of context song lyrics on #nostr like it's MySpace circa 2002?

2025-03-14 15:13:33

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I like the content just fine

2025-03-11 15:54:06

ATTENTION NOSTR DEVS!
If you'd like to talk about your project at #Nostrbama this July, hit me up. We are gonna have room for a brief panel before the party on the 15th and we would love to hear from you. Feel free to boost this note for visibility.
#asknostr #nostrdevs #nostriches

2025-03-08 16:32:17

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Gmornin

2025-03-08 06:36:15

I write a lot more notes when I'm drunk lol

2025-03-08 05:41:13

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You can always come chat

2025-03-02 15:22:53

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I'm giving up listening to bitcoin influencers like Jimmy Song

2025-03-01 18:31:32

#modernhorrors starting now https://hivetalk.org/join/MODERNHORRORS
Live Now in #HiveTalk

2025-02-25 14:50:19

GM
#nevent1q…vaye

2025-02-24 15:49:31

My phone just rang from "Spam Risk" right as I felt a fart brewing, sometimes things just work out.

2025-02-24 01:48:45

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I had never seen those white sausages before I saw you post them. Like those, this tastes better than it looks lol.

2025-02-23 20:49:18

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You having a baby?

2025-02-16 01:43:23

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UGH FINE HOW MUCH

2025-02-15 21:11:26

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If only reddit supported zaps...

2025-02-15 20:55:09

Political tribalism is so fiat

2025-02-15 20:45:53

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Naw dog, you voted for the same Technocracy you claim to oppose. Musk, Sacks, and Lutnick are the very definition of the Deep State and if you can't see it you're either stupid or brainwashed by ideology.

2025-02-15 14:43:14

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The guy who censors free speech on his social media platform, tried to get $400 million of my tax dollars for Cybertrucks, and wants to put brain chips in people to merge humanity with AI?
YEAH, I'M MAD AT HIM.

2025-02-15 02:46:19

Mitch Hedberg & Brittney Murphy
#nevent1q…psqy

2025-02-14 21:34:35

In case no one told you yet, happy #valentines day
https://youtu.be/b5HyMZdrNLY

2025-02-10 05:23:55

You could just make pennies valuable again by reducing the money supply, dumbass
#nevent1q…demq

2025-02-06 01:39:03

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We met at a friend's office cause he has a good sized conference room. 1st meeting of the year and at this location so we kept it super informal. Some seasoned HODLers and some precoiners but it was a chill atmosphere and we got to teach some noobs a lot of fundamentals. Can't wait for the next one.

2025-02-05 16:01:52

These new business ideas from Elon seem kinda weird to be honest, but what do I know I'm not a genius billionaire
https://cdn.satellite.earth/d7e5e400041b4e2b71d36f8f3251aa001c97f1c25da10221005b9aa217ec1fe0.png https://cdn.satellite.earth/4468cff3e4a1eb7b23ea0d596445b0086d9b8a37722ac9da7e2ab97ec06522bb.png #modernhorrors

2025-02-04 14:50:59

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I don't want no scrubs

2025-02-03 06:17:15

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The struggle is real

2025-02-01 22:42:40

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I started in modernhorrors2 (where I have mod) but it didnt show as active on home page so I moved to modernhorrors (no mod) but it shows as active
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Its been like this forever

2025-02-01 18:36:32

How come my #hivetalk rooms never show up as an active room on the home page @nprofile…mtwp?

2025-01-29 21:32:28

I look okay on the outside, but deep down I miss @nprofile…zcmq

2025-01-28 17:26:37

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Ban her.

2025-01-26 14:51:30

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Idk who either of those people are!

2025-01-26 00:51:42

Are we doin' the #womenlist again?

2025-01-24 19:57:21

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You have alts.
That's your contribution. Alt accounts.
Cool.

2025-01-24 19:46:29

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What have you ever built besides a reputation as a flake?
How's frogtalk going? Or Yondar marketing? Or nostrmemes?

2025-01-24 19:04:24

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That's retarded. Did you bail on Nostrville cause of me? If so, man, i feel sorry for you.

2025-01-24 18:00:19

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Actually her book is called "America: One Nation Under Blackmail" and if you read and understood it, you'd see how foolish it is to stand behind men like Trump, Musk, Vance, and by extension Thiel.
She talks in interviews about how Musk and Thiel are public about their desire to neuter Bitcoin by making it a settlement layer only, and removing all the decentralized, p2p aspects.
This is not blackpilling. It's an honest appraisal of the facts. And I care more about the freedom ethos of Bitcoin than NGU.

2025-01-24 17:47:17

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This is just like all the folks complaining about Whitney Webb right now, when she's saying all the facts we need to hear, but Bitcoiners don't wanna be informed of inconvenient truths. All we care about is NGU, apparently.

2025-01-24 17:41:15

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Gfy sleepy, youve not done 1 real thing since we met. Fake ass frog.

2025-01-24 17:40:10

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We've had some real conversations. Im American. I just refused to choose the lesser evil. I respect you, but disrespected your opinion on Trump. Now, hopefully, youre seeing what I saw years ago: it's better for the establishment to fight us directly than pretend to be our friend and co-opt our movement from within. Number-go-up is less important than the principal of self soverignty.

2025-01-24 14:08:41

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No one can silence you or censor you if you run your own relay.

2025-01-24 02:50:57

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We have a cbdc.
It's called Tether.

2025-01-24 02:41:56

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He can't use it. Our pro-freedom president got it banned.

2025-01-22 18:43:49

#casine tonight for @nprofile…m6vx's birthday, spread the word.
#thecasine #lacasina #cornychat #degens

2025-01-22 02:18:36

@npub1mre…s0g5 and @npub1hgv…9jnv on their way to the cigar store. https://cdn.satellite.earth/b826a08138d8b5887659cf9dd57b746bc5a560cc567322547c8171b0185afc8e.mp4 #modernhorrors

2025-01-19 05:11:51

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We could start a nest...

2025-01-19 05:07:06

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The powers tgat be took us down

2025-01-18 22:01:56

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Im just ready for that strategic fartcoin reserve.

2025-01-18 21:51:31

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SPIT ON THAT THANG

2025-01-13 05:33:20

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Help me trobleshoot my relaytools instance tomorrow on hivetalk, 10k sats

2025-01-13 04:44:02

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Run it through the attic and drill holes in the walls.

2025-01-12 15:30:52

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Getting followers is easy just pick fights with celebrities. Everyone loves drama!

2025-01-10 14:43:04

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Yeah, fishcake implimented AI to detect csam at nostr.build, but also theres an fbi database of md5 hashes of known csam images that all US based image hosts are required to filter images through. This would be good for nostr image hosts to voluntarily impliment.
Its important to stress to new users, nostr notes are just text. They link to images srored on media servers. So censoring notes at the client or relay level is not the best approach, imo.

2025-01-08 00:56:44

My zaps are broken cause I had to sell a guy my graphics card and I'm waiting on a new one #perilsofselfhosting

2025-01-04 18:44:26

I can't do #modernhorrors live tjis week againyall, too backed up on work. Drop some prompts here and I'll get to em. Ill do a show next week yall I promise

2024-12-31 23:39:19

Bone Thugz "Ghetto Cowboy" is the only good rap/country song. I'll fight any Yellawolf fan over this.

2024-12-30 02:11:21

@nprofile…t4ra and @nprofile…qqud y'all ready to PARTY?!

2024-12-29 18:55:43

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I broke it. But it was already kinda broke, i just broke it worse.

2024-12-28 19:11:56

"The Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse" @npub1xd5…cdx5 got the only prompt in on today's HIGHLY abbreviated show. Happy New Year! https://cdn.satellite.earth/145a7a9fce56de9256d29c908a9e30da31c8720d999dad6e87a3084657d83025.png #modernhorrors

2024-12-28 18:30:51

#modernhorrors starts now https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors2
Live Now in #HiveTalk

2024-12-27 14:01:55

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Shes not gonna play borderlands lol

2024-12-26 05:53:54

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Its open source. If the docs need updating, then update them.

2024-12-26 01:39:03

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#nevent1q…l2hl

2024-12-26 01:31:27

Last time my wife caught me generating entropy I had to spend the night on the couch.
#nevent1q…kcwj

2024-12-26 00:47:46

Today I ate prime rib, got new shoes, a gun, and to visit with family 🎅🎄🫂 hope you all had a wonderful day as well.

2024-12-25 15:04:44

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Well its not gonna be a surprise

2024-12-24 17:35:23

At this point I'm 100% numb to 5% price swings

2024-12-23 22:01:25

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Same difference

2024-12-23 21:50:12

1000 sats to the first person who can guess this woman's career https://cdn.satellite.earth/bd214f0e790018a25c1bcc30e65e122f813b79efc5353c6945de15fd5c41fe5c.mp4 #asknostr #winsats

2024-12-23 14:09:43

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Ive seen some folks come from here to go to Bluesky and tell them tbeir protocol sucks. The difference is, those users get banned right away.
In a way, by being a dumbass here and NOT getting censored, he's proving us right lol

2024-12-23 13:36:34

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2024-12-23 13:31:02

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He's so triggered he goes out of his way to come here and tell us to stop having fun, all while saying "I don't care"
He obviously cares deeply lol.

2024-12-23 13:11:47

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Im sorry it makes you mad that we aee winning. Cope harder bro.

2024-12-23 03:03:11

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Name another social media protocol that is decentralizd, censorship proof, and where you have sole ownership of your identity.
And you can say it's dead all you want, daily active users continues to increase month after month, year after year. Just like Bitcoin.
Not that you care about Bitcoin. You sound like an Eth / XRP kinda guy lol

2024-12-23 02:07:44

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You gotta have sympathy for those poor fools who did everything "right," took out student loans for college, got a sallaried job, mortgage, car note, 401k, and after 30 years they're still broke. They have to see paranoid crypto anarchists who broke all the rules succeed. It's natural they'd blame us. We just gotta show em the real enemy is the group who told them to follow the rules in the first place.

2024-12-23 00:02:55

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#nostrbama

2024-12-22 22:35:34

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Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!