Evan

evan.best

He's just this guy, ya know?

Public Key

npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt

NIP-05 Address

_@evan.best

NIP-57 Address

npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt@npub.cash

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsreyrqgt5gnuypvx2c3xqteu0tef49gscz9ttdmqs94w3xj4mjz2cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0vaex2etwwdhh2mpwwdcxzcm9kcvp2g

Publishing to

nostr.wine

greensoul.space

nostr.land

Author Public Key

npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt

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Last Notes

2024-10-13 15:15:13

I’m not sure if Nostr is aware of what’s going on in the #WordPress community right now, but it’s headed toward a civil war and has effects that are rippling through the entire open source internet.
If someone is capable of developing a decentralized plugin repository built on Nostr, you’d have a million developers turning their heads to look this way. This is a much larger opportunity for nostr to attract talent than any possible exodus from Twitter.

2024-10-05 23:21:40

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Hawk tuah?

2024-10-05 21:17:55

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If I knew how, I’d be doing it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

2024-10-05 17:49:29

Not surprising. #note1fuw…zh59

2024-10-04 13:51:31

When polls?

2024-10-04 01:54:44

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https://image.nostr.build/2a4eb4427b20102ab767fb10f050d79d6e97133e4b55a34869fbadbf02a7b0c5.jpg

2024-10-03 00:11:36

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Sorry for the bad news. Don’t worry, you’ll find the right one!

2024-10-02 23:59:29

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Pretty sure she’s married. 😬

2024-10-01 04:56:41

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Where do you look this up?

2024-09-30 14:02:09

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What do you normally drink in addition to those?

2024-09-29 17:09:09

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I would assume the most paranoid nyms are also using VPNs.

2024-09-29 16:05:55

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This is promotion for Trump?

2024-09-29 03:27:30

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Eris *was* the god of mischief. Just sayin’.

2024-09-29 01:19:37

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Nice. Welcome to Nostr.

2024-09-28 21:05:10

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#nostrmemes https://image.nostr.build/0073c7d918438d8e962e3ff121fc5a5a9416ca59f501a7a6a982f0b8fc9b60e9.jpg

2024-09-28 12:40:47

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I’m getting dragonball vibes from this.

2024-09-27 22:42:43

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🤤

2024-09-27 19:43:19

What a great way for idiots with too much money, foreign leaders, and oligarchs to circumvent campaign finance laws and buy favor with Trump. https://image.nostr.build/4f59f0a7dcec468ff071d955c8fd60e3dd8ae6437893b52c345b6dca9b11dafc.jpg

2024-09-27 12:50:47

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Should probably tag this #boobstr 😉

2024-09-26 18:01:31

*taps the sign* https://image.nostr.build/3d62bd74bca0c720a24a40cf1290da48b855b9d50e5c7651363fbd06a1fc3bb5.jpg

2024-09-25 18:30:38

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Sounds painful.

2024-09-24 20:08:22

In case it wasn’t clear. #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/19e25a9d29faef0fd3c953acc369c54a69f59fbf2614ad30af2863811d448f2d.jpg

2024-09-24 15:52:29

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Thanks! ☺️
cc: @npub1lmt…0mr3

2024-09-24 13:36:53

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University of Wisconsin–Madison mascot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_Badger

2024-09-23 22:18:35

They’re coming along nicely. https://image.nostr.build/19ce7ee784dca84ac8d86a536a7be15cfd05f0e7de1f017a166af0e45df21a1a.jpg #note1mfn…wl4s

2024-09-23 20:10:30

It’s about to smell insane in my neighborhood. You should be jealous of @npub1lmt…0mr3's dinner tonight. https://image.nostr.build/e19c47ddafafdad2044dd7379bef838284c660a3dde35a58c67e9e5c476f327d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/683181cfc19bac79b8607bd5a60705460ec4a4383a95dd5c0b541a529f69450e.jpg

2024-09-22 04:09:43

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Okay then.

2024-09-20 21:07:51

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Amazing new levels of cringe. 😂

2024-09-20 20:07:37

I just successfully flicked a stink bug off the screen outside my office window directly into a spider web laying across the bush outside, where it is now stuck.
Unfortunately, that fucker released its stink into the breeze as it careened towards its impending spidery death, so now my office smells like shit. Time to call it a weekend!

2024-09-20 19:07:22

Do people actually buy this shit? https://image.nostr.build/890e573b610c1943313b60bea5aa1c1d6145ebc99a5a627328c4296f9bb3df5f.jpg

2024-09-20 17:11:19

Soon. https://image.nostr.build/5fd021e0cff21344633e909670bc40839666fe7468ce603121319449ad76d66d.jpg

2024-09-19 22:49:22

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Hey, look who found nostr!
👋

2024-09-19 14:54:21

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Best looking client, stellar built-in wallet, train wreck of functionality.

2024-09-19 14:40:30

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That cat lives his best life every day.

2024-09-18 23:45:25

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Welcome to nostr! 👋

2024-09-18 23:43:30

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#note1l26…kp8g

2024-09-18 23:08:36

https://image.nostr.build/ae13e18045bec6db61aaf9483d729a8ac52bba514f0126380dad21623a6dba6e.jpg

2024-09-18 21:36:54

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Time to start combing!
https://c.tenor.com/7EfKoy76w54AAAAC/tenor.gif

2024-09-18 21:22:41

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Hey, look who’s back! 👋

2024-09-18 16:51:02

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How do you know they were Motorola pagers?

2024-09-18 16:20:32

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It seems they intercepted international orders before delivery and added explosives that can be remotely triggered.

2024-09-18 16:11:32

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Depends. Are they being used to fund Islamist terrorist groups?

2024-09-18 15:18:33

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Rough night?

2024-09-18 03:19:45

GN 😴 https://image.nostr.build/d7ce63e77b2b7e0dd5f58716ae52a0e26ab71567519e2ec9afab63299fb95bdc.jpg

2024-09-18 01:41:47

No one did. 😔 #note1gu3…dxe3

2024-09-17 22:26:02

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Real. ☺️

2024-09-17 19:56:49

🌻
#flowerstr #nature #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/78a93315f64d09581442a6df52d2bd5a365a9744c63f69f5df09a7fcafdff5a4.jpg

2024-09-17 14:09:11

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Does strike still have minimums?

2024-09-17 14:01:27

For a new user, what’s the best custodial lightning wallet for easy zapping?
In America, so no WoS. ☹️

2024-09-17 13:34:46

Who could have seen this coming? 😂 https://image.nostr.build/606a6b3ae77bce2333dc7dbabc2f663cfd4db4d460f64742c35dc7ab838744aa.jpg

2024-09-17 01:35:23

https://image.nostr.build/cb02506531d50a45fd38712bccf7d8e42b7a2a3a099669c8c5db3bb872e338bd.jpg #note1rxz…x2f6

2024-09-17 00:17:55

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Cajun seasoned. 😋

2024-09-17 00:10:44

🐓 &🍍
#grilling #foodstr #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/9c8bc59e6021e8f579ef802b96ff1c7e179daf83955defbe5143638884bd8786.jpg #note1zgf…pmzz

2024-09-16 21:36:19

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@npub1lmt…0mr3 👆

2024-09-16 21:02:01

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When I think about you, the first things I think are “calm, cool, and collected.”

2024-09-16 20:59:04

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Thoughts and prayers.

2024-09-16 14:30:24

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Dems should have been pushing for this since the 2000 election. 🥴

2024-09-16 14:23:21

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How do you feel about abolishing the electoral college and electing the president by popular vote?

2024-09-16 02:02:42

https://image.nostr.build/3d453edb0c5390298e1b25a8aa64d3b15b03505e0d6404781f6e66e403d53400.jpg

2024-09-15 22:05:24

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🎯

2024-09-15 18:59:53

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She’s definitely amazing. 🤩

2024-09-15 17:08:19

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…but she didn’t?

2024-09-15 16:27:33

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One of many likely potential diagnoses, were he ever to be formally evaluated.

2024-09-15 16:19:57

This is real. He’s unhinged. 😂 https://image.nostr.build/15b226f6c008655a34e297feabf5f2ce37c283a6f09355616456b829af1b6457.jpg

2024-09-15 14:56:50

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🤘

2024-09-14 14:56:49

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Legally disposing of weed before flying to somewhere where it isn’t legal, because American laws around it are fucked.

2024-09-14 12:19:41

I have my first nostr doppelgänger. I’m honored, but please be aware that @npub1arr…ye3f isn’t me.

2024-09-13 16:46:18

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Turns out the answer is proper relay management.

2024-09-13 16:30:41

We should have listened more carefully back when computers still screamed while connecting to the Internet.

2024-09-13 14:00:25

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Ah, TestFlight. I’ll get it eventually.

2024-09-12 19:56:49

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42.

2024-09-12 19:23:10

#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/7f047ee80d08e0ee4c800167a490ce8eae9fd16675109ae17a2916cbb31f4c3f.jpg

2024-09-12 14:32:32

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Why do people hate bitaxe? It’s just the latest in a long line of lottery miners. Here’s an old one I’ve got. https://image.nostr.build/aa062b586b83d4317f3cf2b906fe5a17f9163c7de649853267b6c0ca64e70097.jpg

2024-09-12 00:56:40

https://image.nostr.build/0fd7190ee0794fa7802988ee9578d2957a81d4bb424b833af7f1e634623eac8a.jpg

2024-09-10 15:35:21

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Neat tool, but it doesn't simplify anything about relays for the non-technical user.

2024-09-10 15:19:18

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Scrap wood? 🤷🏻‍♂️

2024-09-10 15:14:14

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Any surface is a canvas. ☺️

2024-09-10 15:12:13

Who’s working on the third one? https://image.nostr.build/ac9fcfa76f2f6e5414fad0a2c64488145024e7e1e5e7eb85a63426f1a84c9ca5.jpg

2024-09-10 15:07:04

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Not that I can remember. Most of the tits I’ve dealt with have been upfront.

2024-09-10 13:01:17

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What wallet is this?

2024-09-10 11:53:55

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Deceived in what way?

2024-09-09 19:57:46

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I don’t know what they were thinking.

2024-09-09 18:18:19

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How do I get an invite? 😇

2024-09-09 18:07:46

Okay, how do I get @npub1get…0nfm hub?

2024-09-09 17:28:00

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Refining your relays is definitely worth it.

2024-09-09 15:42:32

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Apparently I’m just not seeing it. Solid relay config. 💪

2024-09-09 15:09:49

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Spam bots. 🤖

2024-09-09 15:09:29

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Interesting! I don’t even see that in my replies. Looks like I’ve got a solid relay setup.

2024-09-09 14:55:31

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I’ll count it as a blessing.

2024-09-09 14:54:15

Am I the only person not getting reply guy spam?

2024-09-08 16:34:11

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Incredible movie.

2024-09-08 12:57:13

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It was fun when it was new and the main apps all run circles around nostr or mastodon in terms of polish and features, but the community is VERY left-wing. Even for my tastes. Lots of pro-Hamas types over there.

2024-09-08 12:26:12

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Fair. 😁

2024-09-07 17:05:53

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She survived!
Thrilled that your brain went from “big dicks” straight to me, though.

2024-09-06 13:59:24

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Good to know, thank you!

2024-09-06 13:52:46

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I’d be mad about both. Gambling and drugs are terrible habits to acquire.