zombie

lightning node runner. sports fan. v chill. moonboi⚡️ hyperbitcoinize or bust! (I have zero patience left for Gen Pop)

Public Key

npub13gafydksatnteyhtzauz64lg9zsp7q7d9rfudq5hclse6d6tjsvs94w9dn

NIP-05 Address

zombie@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

natt@getalby.com

Profile Code

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relay.nostr.band/trusted

relay.damus.io

nostr.wine

Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2025-04-27 14:33:20

GM. Get some sun today.
https://m.primal.net/QfHp.jpg

2025-04-26 21:49:25

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👆 always Wallet of Satoshi

2025-04-26 14:18:00

GM. #coffeechain
https://m.primal.net/QeGq.jpg

2025-04-25 22:25:54

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I pray for it every day

2025-04-25 22:04:15

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Back in the days when Wallet of Satoshi was allowed in USA.

2025-04-25 21:53:17

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“They” are Gainz Ideologists

2025-04-25 21:50:47

Cheers to the freakin weekend

2025-04-22 17:46:49

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Facts

2025-04-22 13:36:11

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2025-04-22 13:35:49

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2025-04-21 17:40:36

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100 sats is life changing. Thank you. I will follow back and also be able to eat 19 rice today

2025-04-21 17:38:06

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😂💀😭

2025-04-21 14:34:20

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Lmao bro.

2025-04-21 14:30:48

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Sorry for being poor

2025-04-21 14:29:56

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I enjoy most of your non zap related posts.
It’s our money we can use it how we want

2025-04-21 14:26:59

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👆 Zap Regulator strikes again

2025-04-21 14:24:52

👇 Sat disrespectoor.
#nevent1q…huhl

2025-04-19 20:53:08

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2025-04-17 15:51:27

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Thank you

2025-04-16 18:59:42

They are shifting the blame from themselves to the tariffs. I can see this logic working on the small brained Gainz Ideologists.
#nevent1q…du72

2025-04-16 18:51:44

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Do you mean set my rebalance max cost % higher?
I’ve raised it to 97% on some channels.

2025-04-16 18:15:12

Is it best practice on lightning to raise your fees if you have very low outbound on a specific channel? #lightning #asknostr

2025-04-16 16:53:49

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The movie “Her”

2025-04-14 14:53:35

People who wear sunglasses may look cool on the outside, but they look like Swiss cheese on the inside
#nevent1q…4cw9

2025-04-14 14:52:54

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Facts

2025-04-13 15:54:40

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Farmers hoe to the gym.

2025-04-11 18:47:09

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Maybe if doctors weren’t loaded up with debt for their “education” they wouldn’t have turned into complicit cowards

2025-04-11 00:04:07

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I was able to affordably close a bunch of lightning channels yesterday so I’m happy with the fees.

2025-04-10 20:39:20

21 years ago I went to the Masters with my dad. We spent the night before at a motel about 90 minutes outside of Augusta and got up at 4am to be there right when the gates opened for the Friday round.
We saw Arnold Palmer play his final round, Tiger in his prime, and ate the pimento cheese sandwiches.
It was such a special day— and one of the last days we had together before he was diagnosed with c*ncer.
The Masters will always hold a very special place in my heart bc of the memories with my dad. It’s a life goal to take my kids there one day too.

2025-04-10 13:31:13

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Open windows if you can

2025-04-08 17:11:23

Anyone check on that guy that basically put his entire net worth in a leveraged long MSTR play? Maybe once he gets wiped out we can return to normal pump activity

2025-04-08 17:00:03

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Double fisting. He made it

2025-04-08 16:53:11

How much longer can it take? We need to hyperbitcoinize now!
#nevent1q…cx3h

2025-04-08 13:31:13

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I heard about a $30,000 payment over lightning not more than 3 days ago.
RIP legacy rails

2025-04-07 18:29:59

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Have you seen 7 consecutive sunrises before attempting to tan?

2025-04-06 15:03:29

Few understand these numbers.
#nevent1q…5d6q

2025-04-06 15:00:48

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They want us sick

2025-04-06 01:39:09

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Love to see it!

2025-04-05 15:37:36

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Let’s say you run a restaurant or brewery and you want to be able to accept thousands of dollars worth of payments everyday on lightning. Would it be best to for that business to simply run their own node and have LSPs open channels to it? I wonder what the cutoff is for safely running a cloud node.

2025-04-05 14:59:32

I don’t understand nodes in the cloud, like voltage. Is that safe?

2025-04-05 14:14:49

Routing on my node has slowed down. I filled up my sinks like kraken etc with sats so I’m ready to route big payments but it’s not happening. Only 7 million sats routed last 24hr.
Things were humming beautifully on the node 2 weeks ago but now it has slowed down.
One week I think I’ve cracked the secret sauce and the next week I feel like I’m back at square 1.

2025-04-04 17:06:33

There’s a word for people who use S&P 500 to store value.
We call them poor.

2025-04-04 16:30:06

Gainz Ideologists have no control.

2025-04-04 03:51:20

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Fascinating

2025-04-03 13:44:47

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Change your name from corndalorian to Zap Regulator

2025-04-03 03:26:32

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I wonder if the economists intentionally decided to assign 2 different meanings to the word inflation to sow confusion. Inflation can mean prices going up. It can also mean money supply increasing.
I think we need a new word to describe prices going up.

2025-04-03 03:06:19

First time seeing a full length movie on nostr
#nevent1q…kwve

2025-04-02 14:23:40

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Every day these days

2025-04-01 16:01:16

There is way too much money in the world. Certified Gainz Ideologists haven’t tripped over this fact yet.

2025-03-31 19:18:58

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Why hasn’t “Block” pushed a software update to everyone using a square payments terminal for Lightning invoices?

2025-03-31 13:40:32

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Nice it only took 12,000 years

2025-03-31 13:34:36

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Yeah and an outdoor gym in sunshine is even more effective

2025-03-30 16:42:31

Are there really sellers at any price with respect to #bitcoin?
I’m trying to figure out how to debunk that nonsense.
(Sunday morning meditations)

2025-03-29 14:39:51

Spotify now has audiobooks included with premium. I highly recommend listening to chapter 2 of this book. It gets good about 7 minutes 30 seconds in. It will resonate with #bitcoiners. #bitcoin https://open.spotify.com/show/70cz7APxQxHB8VR2MMFt6p?si=vuW_KP_vTUSpbp3lSGeNBQ

2025-03-26 19:46:16

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Which one allows it?

2025-03-26 03:34:21

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Blockbuster is a good name for a bitcoin miner.

2025-03-18 23:37:11

Happy to talk about fiction for 2.1 million sats

2025-03-18 15:12:21

Proud to announce I have reached the “stone league” on chess dot com. Baby steps.
https://m.primal.net/PkRJ.jpg

2025-03-15 14:17:16

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Didn’t you call for 72k?

2025-03-04 14:25:54

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Claude is ridiculously good

2025-03-02 14:57:15

Is Europe’s wealth only bc they pillaged the rest of the world a couple hundred years ago?
Doesn’t seem like they have any natural resources.
Seems to me like they stole everything from Africa and south and Central America. 🤷🏻‍♂️
When value add?

2025-02-25 15:44:09

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Thank you @nprofile…x7d4 !

2025-02-24 23:13:53

One road ends. Another begins.
https://m.primal.net/PKBx.jpg

2025-02-21 17:04:53

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Music video is 🔥

2025-02-21 16:52:37

I LIKE MINE WITH LETTUCE AND TOMATO

2025-02-19 22:43:38

🍻
https://m.primal.net/PDXR.jpg

2025-02-16 21:33:57

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Yeah I don’t know why I go on weekends. Traffic jams all over the place

2025-02-16 00:15:07

Sitting on the floor, eating bacon and eggs by the fire. #blessed
https://m.primal.net/OyNd.jpg

2025-02-15 20:49:09

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Protest sponsored by usaid

2025-02-14 18:04:12

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They have been tweeting this same sorta poem for at least 3 years on valentines. Getting a little old

2025-02-13 14:42:07

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Why are you here bro

2025-02-12 21:36:46

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And lately they are all spam

2025-02-10 15:43:35

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I think he needs a number change. #21

2025-02-10 01:07:31

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Yeah after the tax prep commercial I announced to the room “I’m not into taxes anymore”

2025-02-09 22:53:38

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Fantastic news!

2025-02-06 14:51:00

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Losing in smash brothers is at least a little fun. Give me that hammer I can bring the noise

2025-02-05 22:56:13

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Do they automatically block the call?

2025-02-05 22:46:33

Do I have to get a new phone number to stop getting spam phone calls? It’s gotten real bad lately. #asknostr

2025-01-31 05:41:21

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What’s the second leader? There is no second leader

2025-01-30 20:58:22

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Bullish and well deserved.

2025-01-30 20:38:38

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“It’s gonna ask you a quick question”

2025-01-30 16:23:08

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Keep spinning

2025-01-30 16:13:12

After spinning the fold wheel everyday since probably 2018, I finally hit a legendary prize. May the odds be ever in your favor!
https://m.primal.net/OIPR.jpg

2025-01-21 15:09:48

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Orrrrrr you could let them generate their own heat inside of them instead of insulating them with a Patagonia. I lost my ability to heat myself bc my mom always made me wear a jacket. These days I’m trying to build my internal heater back up these days. 😆 embrace the cold

2025-01-20 14:49:24

I wonder what Ross’s first meal outside of prison will be.
Home cooked meal from mom? Burgers? #asknostr

2025-01-19 01:55:16

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When you get zaps for it it is

2025-01-18 20:34:38

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I don’t think they “moved” … I think they just don’t allow ppl in USA to use their app.

2025-01-18 20:27:52

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If they wanted to they could be the number 1 lightning app on earth. But I guess they are content to not dominate in USA

2025-01-18 19:25:41

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If they are shitcoining are they really gonna go after a bitcoin lightning wallet app?

2025-01-18 19:06:08

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Can’t they just come back to the App Store in USA?

2025-01-18 15:52:52

Why hasn’t Wallet of Satoshi come back to USA yet? It’s obvious this new administration won’t be a problem. #asknostr

2025-01-17 14:05:53

Gm.
Most ppl don’t even know how much money there is in the world.

2025-01-15 17:02:38

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Those comments were exhausting. I quit after 4

2025-01-15 01:52:46

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They continue to impress

2025-01-11 14:38:46

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Boobstr

2025-01-11 14:37:12

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There are channel opening fees and that sorta thing with Phoenix if I recall correctly. Can be annoying but is a good option if you want non custodial

2025-01-11 14:33:03

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That doesn’t look like cold storage

2025-01-11 14:31:08

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Wallet of Satoshi if you aren’t in USA.

2025-01-11 14:24:03

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Nice catch

2025-01-09 15:42:50

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Yeah agree on all those points.
IMHO, Curry is the GOAT. Always enjoyed watching him more than anyone else