Yojimble

Tfw someone tried to help but they're shit at tying knots so now you can't reuse the string https://image.nostr.build/d6ae5790bc118e28afe5137344b104e27723ecb0db58fc45824ef19970e1fbd6.jpg

2024-10-01 10:51:45

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Oh found it! The weird u symbol

2024-10-01 10:50:34

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Share from wavlake to nostr, like you did up there ☝️

2024-09-30 18:43:22

Welcome fren #introduction
#nevent1q…tan0

2024-09-25 21:49:14

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50 sats per day, but at what cost? if it's not profitable to run the equipment wouldn't it be better to just buy the sats?

2024-09-25 21:35:53

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is it apricot?

2024-09-24 10:23:26

Gm nostr
the flood plain today doing its best
https://image.nostr.build/776033941cc7170d42ebfc74e0a493bd58d652dcfbe0f00952f9ba57b2550243.jpg

2024-09-23 21:53:26

A months worth of rain in two days, oh yay
Gn nostr 😫
https://image.nostr.build/9698f687b47415a26fe63214d01f2a41cc595c3baf799a47f9c5d4f3d30e11fc.jpg

2024-09-23 11:34:48

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Ouch 🤣

2024-09-23 11:21:49

Come on now that's my best joke
#nevent1q…nz5e

2024-09-23 10:06:23

Gm nostr
Bread superstition requires salt to be added at a distance from yeast before mixing 🤔
https://image.nostr.build/cc4282a3aa0bc2b42942e1f9e1e6a5cbd9db22ec6d82cee2ef6a7ff665cbe63e.jpg

2024-09-19 14:06:27

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harsh

2024-09-18 10:40:47

20c yesterday! pulled up the rest of the rocket potatoes and some tiddly pink fir apples. started the bed as no dig for next year with cardboard and three barrows of manure
#grownostr #randomshit
https://image.nostr.build/d074096e5f328c7d2e6dcfd94e47dac6d6a27986ca8b35d25c519b2641266533.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/06d6e263c16c12966e864340aeed9ca62e386dcd0c41ab8a15d50438bfe2e124.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/bda40d82ff01d669dea468d62d4372d7581d34b94fb67e8c90a414ecdbde57cb.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/35626132ce1c4449da17d9e1e76ffa5bbb7bf78176a14b790610fdfb367d2af3.jpg

2024-09-16 21:53:51

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yes please!

2024-09-16 20:27:55

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you didn't receive my zap 🤣

2024-09-15 20:33:41

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erm... dunno! I think if you have your own channels you would just close it and pay mining fees only

2024-09-15 20:14:27

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self custody lightning is getting easier, this helps with smaller DCAs

2024-09-15 20:07:36

👌
#nevent1q…e5n5

2024-09-15 20:03:56

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pigeon on toast with blackberry sauce?

2024-09-15 20:01:03

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Have you spent more or less on fees than the amount you might now consider leaving on an exchange? That money could disappear at any time. It stings but in the meantime you had self custody the whole time, losing bitcoin you trusted with a third party really does make you feel sick 😬

2024-09-15 11:38:33

gm nostr
looks like we had a frost already, the pumpkins are devestated 😫 have taken off the ruined leaves hopefully they have enough left to feed the fruits. whhhhy did I think a hugel would be a good idea in this damp swamp?! lots of mouldy mildew not present on the other squashes planted around an old conifer
#grownostr #allotmentfails #homesteading #plebchain
https://m.primal.net/KqgM.jpg
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https://m.primal.net/KqhR.jpg

2024-09-14 21:35:07

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Epic! This saves my weedly wrists squeezing muslin

2024-09-14 17:00:35

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What would you do differently now you know? I just bought liquidity off someone else for my first lightning channel but now I'm questioning if I really needed to do that

2024-09-11 19:13:56

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a galaxy a5 on android 8

2024-09-11 16:12:51

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zeus, it literally does everything: except work on my old phone

2024-09-11 16:03:36

Oh noooo the reply guys comments have made it into my notifications 😖

2024-09-11 10:13:07

no idea what they're singing but I like it
https://soundcloud.com/gilberto-gil-official/vento

2024-09-11 10:04:07

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GM Mike

2024-09-10 22:35:57

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but this is my whole style of humour :O

2024-09-10 20:39:19

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Mine too! At this time I am just putting tasty berries into shop bought to steep for a few months. When I have my citadel there will be a still on the go 24/7 :)

2024-09-10 18:57:13

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what is a tree guild?

2024-09-10 18:52:24

Gin bottles have arrived! Really pleased to have found stoppers with natural cork and real wood 😉 Currently have three batches macerating; victoria plum, spiced damson and a mixed wild berry medley. Should be ready in time for the Christmas craft markets https://m.primal.net/KmKn.jpg https://m.primal.net/KmKo.jpg

2024-09-10 17:24:24

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https://m.primal.net/KmHj.jpg

2024-09-10 17:23:32

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I don't think it's a digital problem, it's a time preference, photos are now shared basically live on social media, comments are made, that's the extent of the experience. People stopped making space in their lives for themselves or each other. Many things that used to constitute normal life... dinner together sat around a table, visiting grandparents, washing the neighbours cars for pocket money, bed time stories, walking to school, cooking, playing out, being quiet on sundays... All got lost with the adoption of the fiat standard because there's just no room for it.
This is mainly what I hope bitcoin fixes!

2024-09-10 10:13:32

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https://m.primal.net/Klkf.jpg

2024-09-09 22:51:57

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wow, you'd expect a discount on 5 dozen at least

2024-09-09 21:27:55

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feels like they're taunting us by declaring which relays they're posting to

2024-09-09 15:18:16

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Normiest person on nostr FTW ☝️🧡

2024-09-05 15:21:15

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Sign of a good book when you don't want it to end.
Maybe it's a great choice for newbies because it says, Hey! THIS is bitcoin - ALL OF THIS. It took me a long time to realise bitcoin was something to think about and is much more interesting than the nuts and bolts of sending money to each other.
Have you read Gradually, then Suddenly?

2024-09-04 16:49:47

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he'll have to discuss that with the pigeon

2024-09-04 16:41:19

Welcome ladies! #grownostr
#nevent1q…zysm

2024-09-02 15:57:30

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I don't know how to code, but can data entry 👍

2024-09-02 15:45:22

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was hard going, they're both very clever bods and I didn't know what a lot of things meant ( 'discounts' especially) but managed to finish and now have a slightly better grasp of capital... after it was explained in terms of mud 😅

2024-09-02 00:00:46

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I take mine and a @nprofile…galz zap badge to every meet up, fun way to swap npubs https://image.nostr.build/6e6b603746f7ee999264a847564e15eca6071720db3c6cab7c01f0ccd15fef5d.jpg

2024-09-01 21:32:27

Farmfoodmap.org like @nprofile…7xz7 but for farm shops, built by bitcoiner @nprofile…msmt 💪#shadowysupertaggers #grownostr

2024-09-01 19:35:45

homegrown ingredients for stew including my only surviving pak choi #allotment plushttps://image.nostr.build/81ddbeb514e1a0d283315e12bce2905a451e95fd44f8850afa2bc256cc362e36.jpg

2024-09-01 19:18:25

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Yes! Is working now (on amethyst, starting to feel primal is just retarded)

2024-09-01 19:13:46

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yes but you can copy it over using listr.lol instead of having to add one by one

2024-09-01 12:07:24

Are mutes managed by relays or clients?
I'm getting spammed by one particular npub DMing invoices for probably a fake paid relay service. Have clicked mute on every single client and yet not only can I still see the messages, I'm also getting inbox notifications.
Which is really annoying because I get excited any time anyone talks to me, on here or in real life.
#asknostr

2024-09-01 11:02:17

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beautiful to watch all different kinds collecting from the same plants together

2024-08-31 15:30:59

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yummy yum!

2024-08-29 22:52:33

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cool, thanks! still lots to learn

2024-08-29 22:07:27

anyone got any sats left? #zapthapon
#note1h0p…w2t4

2024-08-29 21:13:35

#zapathon Let's fucking ... nooooo @primal https://image.nostr.build/1dbd290f065a1ebe4e924b41b3a76ca97fab9f6d6ab385967a5afd131bc49e19.jpg

2024-08-29 21:04:44

#zapathon
https://image.nostr.build/c5cf145a2d66564ec2cca9e079bbca5ec17f82251be5fafa141a2df38c411832.jpg

2024-08-29 20:56:55

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Damn I already spent mine

2024-08-29 20:28:01

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So many rocks!

2024-08-29 19:07:00

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the relay's cloud?

2024-08-29 14:02:59

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there do seem to be some contradictions in the explanation. coracle lets you 'broadcast' other people's notes to your own relays so if your message gets sent across the network I guess people who are not directly connected could see the note, but if they responded the op wouldn't see it... unless the reply also got shared by others?

2024-08-28 19:16:57

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was a bit much!

2024-08-28 16:23:19

finally found a greengage tree and picked the yummiest scrummiest fruit on earth, somehow mt box got mistakenly taken and fed to the pigs. trying not to cry

2024-08-28 11:07:54

#welcome new #nostriches
I make and sell jam for Bitcoin, grow veggies, knit, crawl through hedges backwards and sometimes milk cows. If you like pictures of weeds follow me!
These are my positive nouns:
#homesteading
#allotment
#grownostr
#carnivore
End #introduction

2024-08-26 20:49:37

5kg damsons & 2kg blackberries picked, 3kgs Victoria plums destoned,16 jars jam made and 1 dog walked
I'm pooped GN nostr

2024-08-25 16:55:14

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Would

2024-08-25 15:52:25

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yeh, flicking between a few atm they all seem to have quirks that come and go... zap reversal on primal for eg

2024-08-25 13:41:33

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Tiswas

2024-08-24 15:05:49

Amethyst feed shows me less than 10 notes from today then jumps to 14 days ago, then 26 days ago but it's ok because this is nostr 'working' 🙄

2024-08-20 13:06:09

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v0.89.10?

2024-08-20 13:03:32

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I guess so, have auto-updates on. It's an old android

2024-08-19 23:08:11

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Is this depreciated by the new hub? Have my onboarding sesh booked for tomorrow

2024-08-19 23:06:58

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I don't have that bottom option, have received a couple of push alerts for zaps but only sporadically. Not normal notifications today, had to find this thread through my replied tab https://image.nostr.build/774511e38a7f443fe68dbe7c799d288994fd2c0e4b80b6720060fba70765b4d8.jpg

2024-08-19 20:28:43

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you get notifications?!

2024-08-19 20:24:44

https://x.com/geekboyireland/status/1825554367942107415

2024-08-18 10:01:08

Week Aug 19th - Newsletter for UK weekly bitcoin meetups and new merchant goss
https://bitcoineventsuk.substack.com/p/beuk-meetup-breakdown-12
originally posted at https://stacker.news/items/653224

2024-08-17 20:24:00

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cool, will check it out!

2024-08-17 16:52:42

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👍good to know, will give them a proper soaking
Pulling the thistles was hard last year but they're coming out now instead of snapping off... not sure what to do about the ones in the paths though!

2024-08-17 16:33:45

I may have misunderstood the hashtag #grownostr 🙊 that feed has very little vegetables in there

2024-08-17 16:25:44

update on the weed situation, grass clippings have helped a LOT; weeds are fewer and the ones that do make it through are very easy to pull up. squashes looking thirsty though!
#grownostr #veg #mulch
https://m.primal.net/KCSM.jpg
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2024-08-17 16:18:45

Any wallets or node software that has nostr wallet connect other than the ones listed on nwc.dev please? LNBits not mentioned so perhaps there's more out there?
WALLETS
Alby Account
Boardwalk Cash
Cashu.me
MicroNode
Mutiny
Umbrel
Start9
#asknostr

2024-08-16 11:23:54

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this is the general online problem. I am loathe to recommend etsy because they are cunts but it is the only web store that brings me customers I haven't found myself through irl contact, but this is after switching to a more niche product

2024-08-16 09:14:26

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In what way?

2024-08-16 09:10:26

Fuck you money
#nevent1q…apx8
#nevent1q…apx8

2024-08-15 23:27:59

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Cafe press seems the best option, personally I found it hard work to get sales maybe your pics are better than mine 😉

2024-08-15 22:41:24

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In person markets, local gift shops. Online is too saturated

2024-08-15 17:05:13

https://cowleysfinefoods.co.uk/product/m-d-m-a/

2024-08-15 17:01:44

@npub17hs…d0k9 Mars in opposition on 15th January 2025

2024-08-15 13:38:48

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I'm confused, isn't this the essence of a retweet? why would someone not like that?

2024-08-13 17:03:41

https://image.nostr.build/0bc8d3814add8ce4a32511c4290f06846a3153b962c3687ad5446d2aa7196baa.jpg
artdesignby SF @nprofile…3e6k

2024-08-13 16:29:42

I just learned the Perseid meteor shower isn't from us passing through an asteroid belt (ffs 😳🤦‍♀️) but the debris tail of the Swift-Tuttle comet! Didn't manage to catch any on film so here's Jupiter, Mars & the Pleiades instead
https://image.nostr.build/2d9733efafff91d708e8eb197bd74ad05982b757d8e27b652a33433dbdfd8ebc.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/94f4a209b5bc330058c7d4f117f9d86e068085a4e0a07cba31e790ba21ebb8d9.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/24fd76c8bf5199bba1f5dc2087777eb6c555efb3e663e6777b7537775982710c.jpg
#stargazing

2024-08-12 21:38:57

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you have customers residing within the EU, therefore you are subject to EU laws yourself????????? wtf

2024-08-12 16:27:59

Packing a tallow balm order for postage, available to buy for sats on @plebeianmarket or my website
https://image.nostr.build/9dc19f82243712c05d1a95e31d2c3c9c8e00f32e82ecac55b9fcd2f5e7c3c700.jpg
https://jimblesjumble.odoo.com/shop/pasture-raised-tallow-balm-59
#bitcoinacceptedhere #plebchain

2024-08-10 16:58:57

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💪 phwoar

2024-08-10 16:41:58

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We can create backdated events?!

2024-08-10 15:07:05

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I'm interested! what have you found?

2024-08-09 11:26:50

my first attempt at bottling as the plum harvest is mental this year and I'm still pissed at missing it entirely last year. think they need less time poaching as have gone a bit smushy.
method:
wash fruit and destone
cook in 10% sugar syrup (900g water, 100g sugar), or apple juice for less than 5 mins
transfer fruit to sterilised jars, top up with hot liquid and seal finger tight
Waterbath for 20 mins then remove and tighten lid
hopefully these will keep for 6 months without refrigeration and save my freezer space for bones and chicken feet!
#grownostr #allotment #prepping #foodpreservation #wastenot #niceplums #plebchain
https://m.primal.net/JtXv.jpg
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2024-08-08 23:21:02

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oh fuck he runs his own node.... *delete* *DELETE*
😬🤭