noBody𓅦🧱
no₿ody™️🧱

•p o l y m a t h 😎🧠💦
•be nice
•have fun:
-stacking sats
-zapping plebs
•#hashtagmining enthusiast
•follow + zap = Fap™️
•gfy

Public Key

npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv

NIP-05 Address

noBody@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

seven@getalby.com

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2025-04-26 02:44:46

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That is kind of a confusing answer 😂
Do you mean you got a bunch of them but you don’t expect them to sell out since mutiny is ded?

2025-04-21 17:45:44

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https://image.nostr.build/5a1aa059deb6f5b73709cf19569f3760a3f41ef91aa107e07a8be5d28aa19c78.jpg

2025-04-21 17:43:26

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I have an idea

2025-04-18 00:48:42

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I see it adds an equal sign. Are you supposed to add some kind of overclock setting there? I already overclock by doing right click > inspect

2025-04-18 00:46:20

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Wait wat is this all about 👀

2025-04-18 00:40:37

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Mine was too, except also the whole thing didn’t seem to work. Once i removed it i could access it on web browser again 🙌
Also… i’m not sure if i rage unfollowed you for some stupid reason in the past. But if so i’m sure it was dumb. Fappid again

2025-04-18 00:37:51

Not sure who needs to hear this but TIL a #bitaxe can run just fine without a screen. Possibly even better
So if your screen starts giving you problems just pull it out nice and gentle-like
It’s possible there are IP address related complications involved with this but that’s above my paygrade
https://image.nostr.build/f07fb1704fb7015c71fdfc967b3b71338c8d188d409d793ce4584642227491cd.gif

2025-04-17 21:00:50

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Oh yeah that would be cool too

2025-04-17 20:55:49

#PSA for people who can use Strike™️
Always pay in bitcoin with merchants when you can, but send via lightning (or on chain if you must) from the Cash tab, so it uses your cuckbuck balance
Merchant gets sats, you spend fiat/keep your sats, many discounts available for paying in corn… it’s a win-win
Basically spend and replace in one simple step without touching your UTXOs

2025-04-17 18:01:55

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He would be impossible not to recognize. Tick tock

2025-04-17 17:58:39

I’m not actually a poLyMatH btw
and anyone who unironically calls themselves one is kinda weird imo
and probably not as smart as they think
but i love that for them

2025-04-14 03:12:29

My purple subscription ends tomorrow. I am not gonna renew it right away
Must stack sats

2025-04-10 05:21:37

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Easy fap

2025-04-04 21:11:48

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Gotta be retarded enough to hold through transitory price manipulation attempts, but yes

2025-04-03 17:16:58

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*Another* 69 days right

2025-04-01 16:35:13

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Every time i come i have all these notifications but they’re only from this hellthread. It’s actually quite annoying and i can’t mute this one on my client of choice (damus) 😞

2025-03-20 23:22:03

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I just quit nicotine cold turkey after 20 years or so of everyday use. First cigarettes then switched to vAPinG which only made it more deeply engrained bc you can do it just about anywhere, any time you can find a spare 2 seconds. It’s been a week or so. I am not even sure. I feel insane though. K bye 🥴

2025-03-20 15:48:36

Block #888888 this weekend 🤩

2025-03-11 08:43:21

Gn 😴 keep stacking

2025-03-10 18:44:43

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Love to see it ✊

2025-03-10 15:49:59

Guys did anyone hear Xitter™️ is down???
BREAKING 🫨🫨🫨
Should i add that nostr is not down? 🤯

2025-03-10 06:51:08

I have a friend who said many months ago that he’s big on physical silver bc its market cap is lower ratio to gold’s than it has been for most of history
It sounded pretty retarded to me but i didn’t push bc i was trying to teach him about bitcoin. I was just like oh ok sure
But for real… that’s dumb right? Because silver is way less scarce than gold. So past ratios of market cap don’t mean shit about future expectations or anything being owed
Someone pls validate me or him or play both sides and/or gfy

2025-03-10 06:12:49

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https://media.tenor.com/xPbYOMgrgFwAAAAC/game-of-thrones-daenerys-targaryen.gif

2025-03-06 19:45:56

If this gets lots of likes and shit maybe we can shame @npub1hcw…h9rq into reentering the US https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_d760dacb06472b548f0826c4335123430166e377defd734e65f1e5144113e0d4.jpeg

2025-03-04 19:02:02

#Shocking 😲😲😲 https://image.nostr.build/9417559586aca874dc6101aba7bedf864805a3c28ac20de2a139effa0b921d44.jpg

2025-03-01 22:32:07

Nothing Burger by @npub12kr…c3jy
(who has maybe lost his keys, idk, but he hasn’t been spotted here in a while) https://image.nostr.build/c925d620765b07bb9dd4b3acd03b6f4e76077f5b23bb6a7b97962d14962b7b3c.jpg

2025-03-01 08:20:00

Gn 😴 https://image.nostr.build/706f391d5a07f593d1452d8dca502b944867e092df6bae854a6a0bd7aa53ca4b.jpg

2025-02-28 02:00:03

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Sounds like you kinda would though. Dips are for stacking dummy

2025-02-27 22:44:40

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AM I WRONG

2025-02-27 22:02:09

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I do hourly bc i don’t like not stacking. @npub1cn4…3vle wen blockheight DCA 👉👈
Every valid block is a buy signal

2025-02-27 20:08:09

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https://media.tenor.com/UU4WrYE47UkAAAAC/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star.gif

2025-02-27 20:05:22

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I actually agree. But my point stands

2025-02-27 20:04:02

#NDS intensifies apparently
They don’t understand the idea that Supreme Leader Elon Trump is transitory, and great people are laying a groundwork of freedom tech that they might someday need https://image.nostr.build/b7a2009819996689d98706b9fb6a851ae0ea9f4cb05ec34c6e24c1303bb377cf.jpg

2025-02-27 19:55:04

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Every time i read or think this i say it like the dude in Love on the Spectrum™️
Few probably

2025-02-27 19:12:39

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Gfy

2025-02-27 09:27:48

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Wtf kind of chess set is this

2025-02-27 09:04:39

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He could join def leppard

2025-02-23 03:20:30

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Do you have any key points you recall in case i’m too auditorily illiterate to actually listen to a bitcoin podcast anytime soon 😅
Besides “it’s fake and ghey” bc that one i do know already

2025-02-23 03:16:16

This is not meant to be dunking on ordinal inscriptions or anything, but an honest question
Doesn’t the fact that Lightning exists mean the ordinal system can’t possibly work? At least for sats that have been in lightning channel utxo’s?
#asknostr

2025-02-20 19:33:33

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We can do gayer

2025-02-18 04:20:15

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https://media.tenor.com/UU4WrYE47UkAAAAC/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star.gif

2025-02-14 23:55:11

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She’s wrong. These are the wisest of wards

2025-02-13 23:22:46

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If a single sperm cell doesn’t conceive, right to jail ✊

2025-02-13 21:50:06

Funny how “they” only ever say it the first way 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/10cf1edd09bdbac92c6cb7a0063d1917b92b43073fdf939f28e693c30de7b749.jpg

2025-02-13 21:20:39

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Damnit derek just let me have this 😭
#winning🏆

2025-02-13 18:54:59

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There will be steins

2025-02-12 21:43:09

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You mean you agreed to the terms of the loan when you bought right? Bc yeah, that just means you shouldn’t have bought if you can’t pay the mortgage

2025-02-12 21:29:51

I am having trouble seeing the idea of real estate bubbles bursting as a bad thing. Practically one can afford a home. Seems good?

2025-02-12 19:10:53

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I see dots down there. Wonder what she’s up to these days

2025-02-12 16:56:52

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Owning a genuine Leathermint™️ piece is on my bucket list
#lifegoals

2025-02-11 19:47:24

When people bitch and moan about bitcoin price stuff, i think less of them
Why even do that?
If anything, be happy when it goes up and happy when it goes down too
PV

2025-02-07 08:38:54

One satoshi per digital byte 🥹

2025-02-06 23:22:37

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I respectfully don’t buy this argument. You never have to zap something, and you can “react” with a reply

2025-02-05 00:30:26

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Sly roundabout way of implementing CBDCs after banning CBDCs

2025-01-31 08:44:46

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Nice kitty btw

2025-01-31 08:44:14

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I just zapped you so i think it works 🧠

2025-01-29 19:23:13

TLDR glock 19 it seems #note1nq9…lsyk

2025-01-29 08:01:32

Gn nostr plebeians 😴
and also gfy

2025-01-28 20:27:11

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Heyy

2025-01-27 07:17:00

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Respectfully to bevo, very much this. Saying low fees means low adoption is kinda the same as energy fudsters who talk about electricity consumption per transaction (though coming from a much better/more informed place, but both are not accurate)

2025-01-27 07:01:41

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I love 1 sat/vb transactions so much
The inscriptooors told me those days are long gone though!!
Must be fake news 😭

2025-01-25 00:48:14

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That’s good. Pre-shredded cheese is fiat bullshit with non-food stuff added
I personally almost never any cheese. I don’t see the point of it. But when i do, i shred brah

2025-01-24 22:55:15

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What does this even mean. You own shares and can sell them for bitcoin?

2025-01-24 17:58:18

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Oh fuck

2025-01-24 17:42:43

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There are probably more than 5 but no matter. A niche use case shitcoin is a niche use case shitcoin, always and 4ever
I will say it seems like monero bros are the smartest strain of the shitcoiner species tho

2025-01-24 17:11:57

I double dog dare you to be healthy

2025-01-24 17:07:37

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They aren’t even saying “coin” a lot of the time. It was like “buy the $MELANIA meme” 💩

2025-01-24 16:45:29

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Micro pleb miners: i run a single bit axe in a solo pool

2025-01-24 16:44:32

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Hey he looks familiar 👀

2025-01-24 00:40:38

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So pretty much every dollar i’ve ever touched could be seized since they likely have been used for crime at some point. Cool

2025-01-23 00:37:11

If we ever want to flood nostr with normies (🥴) we will need to have $ tags for stonk tickers in addition to #hashtags imo
Not shitcoins though pls

2025-01-22 19:38:27

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Yeah i’m bummed. Oh well. I’ll still be nice and stuff even though i’m SCREWED

2025-01-22 19:34:11

TIL i am evil 😢
Sorry guys #note1v3q…hw2n

2025-01-22 19:32:10

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I simply do not fear or worship your god ser. Please calm down and/or mute me if that helps. None of this makes me evil. I’m actually quite a decent person

2025-01-22 19:23:58

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Wow that escalated quickly. No… it’s because i don’t take it as gospel (so to speak) and i know that people who do take it very seriously and get really upset, easily
As you can see 🥲

2025-01-21 23:59:03

Ross is free, not even commuted, fully pardoned 🥹

2025-01-21 19:39:01

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Don’t forget it’s also been edited and translated many times over

2025-01-20 22:48:25

Best advice is to ignore the noise, stay humble and stack sats

2025-01-20 06:41:59

Nostr is where very few bitcoiners simped for trump. I like that

2025-01-17 18:34:34

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Now you tell me 😭😭😭

2025-01-17 18:30:06

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Having no arms

2025-01-17 18:29:18

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Xrp and solana allegedly. But who knows. Can’t trust anything in politics

2025-01-17 18:26:55

Strategic Shitcoin Reserve
Complements of your glorious leader, the Shitcoiner in Chief, Orange Man™️

2025-01-16 22:11:17

@npub1uhd…fev0 is trying to build digital stuff in a truly decentralized way
I said nostr is probably the best bet. Please be helpful, any of you big brains
I’m useless 😇

2025-01-16 07:22:49

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Oh. Still kind of a bitch move no?

2025-01-16 01:19:38

Drake is suing Kendrick Lamar for defamation 🍿

2025-01-13 23:57:18

✊😎👌 https://image.nostr.build/4ddc2962501184ac93ae791372348cfef237331cee46642d9f4a64bfc5ba53b8.jpg

2025-01-13 20:15:05

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Gfy derek!

2025-01-11 01:19:45

The phrase “$5 wrench attack” is pretty fucking stupid
Nobody’s gonna go out and BUY a new wrench to go attacking with, and if they did, it would probably cost more than $5

2025-01-10 20:03:54

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You seem like a very honest person so nothing
Under normal circumstances though, “first zap and bitcoin” would be a little bit suspect 🕵️‍♂️

2025-01-10 18:41:57

Big if true 👀👀👀 #note143a…34r2

2025-01-10 17:26:57

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Oh yeah definitely. It’s sad what fiat world has created. Pretty much impossible for the average peasant to go completely plastic-free. I’m just going with no polyester fabrics for now and i’m sure i’ll wanna upgrade further eventually 😅
Appreciate the long response btw. Great stuff

2025-01-09 23:20:25

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Now that is a very good point ser

2025-01-09 23:13:06

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If you smash buy every payday that’s technically DCAing
Not DCAing is only an option for people with a large keg of powder looking for a home, which is certainly not me

2025-01-09 23:10:44

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Gotta keep things interesting. Idle hands are the devil’s plaything am i right

2025-01-09 23:03:35

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nice! Yeah i need to buy some clothes now 😭
Bedding is 100% secured

2025-01-09 22:56:00

I’m a polyester disrespector now btw
Get rid of that shit 🚮

2025-01-09 22:39:56

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Blockstream needs to connect to a damn relay 😂

2025-01-09 21:14:07

Contrary to popular belief, i think it’s good to panic when bitcoin’s cuckbuck exchange rate dips 😏 https://image.nostr.build/cdcd0f54f80e7164102da27259a226b94043b6830675e073184137af88da8f6f.jpg

2025-01-08 22:59:09

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Bob Malakas is a saint!!!!