jpfrogmd
jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

Husband, Dad, M.D., Pleb. Big fan of Bitcoin, financial 🔥, liberty, and narcan.

Public Key

npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g

NIP-05 Address

jpfrogmd@primal.net

NIP-57 Address

jpfrogmd@primal.net

Profile Code

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relay.nostr.band

nos.lol

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Last Notes

2025-02-17 01:45:09

Patient: “Oh my goodness. You look too young to be a doctor. I’m so lucky to have such a handsome young doctor aren’t I sweetheart?”
Me: 😀
Patient’s daughter: “Yeah so like I saying mom is legally blind and has dementia.”
Me: 😞

2025-02-16 01:44:24

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While making continuous/unbreaking eye contact.

2025-02-16 01:40:41

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“Sweetie you just need to calm down.”
I just go for broke at that point.

2025-02-16 01:35:14

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you can’t convince me that they’re not just waiting for the moment that we’re eating to do that 😆

2025-02-16 01:33:06

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ah hell that’s the worst!
why do they do this midsnack every time?

2025-02-15 22:20:13

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i feel so empty after being called “sport” 😭

2025-02-15 22:16:25

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im a fckin delicate fragile flower

2025-02-15 20:24:57

https://media0.giphy.com/media/uapkRCYaRl3Dq/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91q11bgch1wtcx9hffei5dsw0e7rzowiskv6g2ebx4&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g https://image.nostr.build/14cdb6aa36af981d6c59b49b632af74f507991924b8843275e142aa4e5c99231.jpg

2025-02-14 14:09:35

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gm
you misspelled nostr users
🫂

2025-02-14 02:41:58

gn, gfy, and dont forget…
#note1h5j…ujxw

2025-02-14 02:41:23

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2025-02-14 02:16:11

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I aspire to be Florida Man one day

2025-02-13 23:46:53

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no, ive ignored this demand before and gotten in trouble…repeatedly 🤣

2025-02-13 23:45:15

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no bro…it would truly piss her off fr 😆

2025-02-13 23:40:28

anyone else’s bride threatening them with bodily harm if they buy flowers tomorrow?

2025-02-13 23:38:49

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she hates everything!!
that’s why I love her so much

2025-02-13 23:35:40

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😭

2025-02-13 23:28:16

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the wine is just being slutty

2025-02-13 23:27:12

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im not even 40 maam 😭

2025-02-13 23:26:49

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the booze talks too much

2025-02-13 23:25:11

#note13kp…vddr https://image.nostr.build/f45447fdec81a97e245a8465d4b876ac63d922b94110ffa1ca4576abe63285f3.jpg

2025-02-13 19:48:26

alot of parents are going to feel pretty damn silly for being “smart” and stuffing cash into 529s once colleges/trade schools start accepting Bitcoin as payment

2025-02-13 02:41:01

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we’re starting next year with both of mine
did you build your own curriculum?

2025-02-12 01:40:06

3yo: “I have to pee!”
(I proceed to supervise)
Me: “Nice job. You got about 5% in the toilet.”
(3yo runs into the other room)
3yo: “Mama!! I got 5% in the toilet!!!”
🤣💀

2025-02-12 01:32:16

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thank fck this was said

2025-02-12 01:24:23

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dibs on Renegade Health

2025-02-12 01:13:03

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im jealous…nobody has asked me to be their sugar baby yet 😭

2025-02-12 01:09:43

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but…uh…im a real doctor…ive got a piece of paper and everything that says so 🤣
also the free clinics im familiar with were no utopia 😬

2025-02-12 00:59:02

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ummm…but we’re trying to prevent celestial transfers

2025-02-12 00:55:24

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🤣 ah shit yeah I’m a 🐸 here that’s right

2025-02-12 00:53:19

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def not ever worried about losing my job after seeing that list 🤣

2025-02-12 00:49:59

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SecDef most def skips leg day

2025-02-12 00:46:34

daydreaming about opening up a free mobile clinic…
need some name suggestions for the rig 👇

2025-02-12 00:42:49

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+ their demands

2025-02-12 00:42:20

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dont use em, but still think it was a missed opportunity not being named goose

2025-02-09 18:14:12

it always tickles me when I roll up to the hospital on the weekend
the employee parking lot is always packed while the administrator lot is a ghost town
gotta be a lesson there

2025-02-07 15:02:50

gm…the media needs to stop talking about our collective balls…it’s weird

2025-02-05 14:13:31

don’t forget to laugh today and not take everything too seriously
life is short and none of us are getting out alive anyways

2025-02-03 02:35:49

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that’s delicious

2025-02-03 02:34:18

what dip?

2025-01-29 20:26:38

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nah, Twitter told me that no matter what happens the following is always true no matter wat:
🟢Bitcoin🟢
🔴MSTR🔴
🔴BITCOIN🔴
🔴MSTR🔴

2025-01-29 20:24:24

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oh…we’re back there now huh? 😆

2025-01-29 20:14:32

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looks like it’s straddling danger on that triangle tho

2025-01-25 04:59:29

Me: “Why are you here today, sir?”
👴: “I feel like I’m dying!! It’s awful! Please help me.”
…(has a cold)
Me: “Why are you in the hospital today, ma’am?”
👵: “Well young man last night I had an awful spill and suffered a complex fracture. I put some ice on my leg and went to sleep. However, when I woke up my ankle was really swollen and it seemed like I should get it checked out.”
…(skin seems to be the only thing keeping the foot attached to her leg)
Women are way, way tougher than men.

2025-01-24 04:20:08

don’t lick hospital elevator buttons

2025-01-21 13:28:32

gm…im gonna go tune up some sick folk and prevent celestial transfers now
go for a walk, touch snow, and don’t lose your marbles today
oh, and free Ross.

2025-01-21 13:24:06

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gmornin Derek

2025-01-21 02:38:52

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“Look boys! Isn’t your mommy pretty when she’s angry?!”

2025-01-21 02:38:23

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people be squeamish round these parts
I’d love to snap photos of some of the stuff i see on the regular

2025-01-21 02:29:00

i just heard my wife screaming in the bathroom 😆
#note1dyt…l62s

2025-01-20 23:12:04

my wife went out shopping
the offspring wanted to set up some pranks for when she got home
so they picked out several locations throughout the house and had me hang up some scary pictures
I’ll probably sleep on the couch tonight

2025-01-20 13:38:39

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Fuck em

2025-01-20 13:38:19

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mornin maam

2025-01-20 13:37:29

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Those who dont learn from history are finna get rugged
Only Bitcoin gives the power to break free.

2025-01-20 13:33:44

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mornin sai

2025-01-20 13:32:53

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we talkin farts?

2025-01-20 13:31:31

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bros probably got here and were like “shit all these crazy mothafckers got guns too”

2025-01-20 13:29:51

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gm…im afraid to pull mine out of the wall because my kids will find it and brick it

2025-01-20 13:27:52

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meh 50/50

2025-01-20 13:27:39

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true

2025-01-20 13:25:55

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2025-01-20 13:17:09

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it’s ok
many of us have our doubts

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gm
👇
#note18x3…xfuc

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Our people 🫂

2025-01-20 02:27:37

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we’re big dorks here and anyone who thinks otherwise is full of shit

2025-01-20 02:24:35

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I’ve never seen a truer meme than this 🤣

2025-01-20 01:42:21

now feels like the right time to 🫂-bomb everyone in #introductions

2025-01-20 00:23:22

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we are a bit of a culty bunch 😆

2025-01-20 00:20:42

shits gonna get weird this year, huh?

2025-01-19 21:25:34

found this while cleaning out a box of my first-grader’s schoolwork
apparently i need to remind him that im not joking 😆
https://m.primal.net/NoUr.jpg

2025-01-19 21:15:04

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I’ll never not find it funny how they make the Canadians look different.

2025-01-19 15:06:33

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thank goodness it was just naked people
if @npub1el3…l27r had any say about it that prompt would summon endless visuals of green feet dick

2025-01-19 04:59:08

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what is a zap?

2025-01-19 01:04:08

over on legacy social media the trump-simping-bitcoin-ngu-at-all-cost “influencers” are engaged in a rigorous circlejerk of mental gymnastics trying to excuse the art of the grift
here on #nostr we’re staying humble, stacking sats, and happily writing notes and other stuff
we are not the same
🤙 🏴‍☠️ 🫡

2025-01-18 23:37:08

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it’s hilarious that anyone is surprised by this

2025-01-18 23:35:14

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Cornjamin Franklin, right?

2025-01-18 20:13:51

most politicians are simply just shitcoins in human form

2025-01-17 20:11:19

just another reminder that Ross is free next week, or our commander-in-chief has the moral backbone of an orange-flavored eclair
i don’t make the rules

2025-01-17 19:29:58

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came here to say this 😆

2025-01-17 16:00:01

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direct primary care will continue to explode

2025-01-17 15:47:34

🫂
#note176x…z4ue

2025-01-17 15:41:17

the de-doctorization of primary care is coming
#docchain https://image.nostr.build/f37076a90a3488b7bd25b18e9ea720a9f14fc904753287f17b9e58f3f73a0c76.jpg

2025-01-07 04:45:44

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So they ended up going back, huh? Theatrical hypocrites.

2025-01-07 04:33:26

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no lie detected
dudes a dick

2025-01-07 04:28:01

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Same.
I tried it a couple months back. Got obliterated immediately. Young me would be ashamed.

2025-01-07 04:25:17

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Nah I didn’t make any TikTok videos, because (a) I’m not a tool, (b) I don’t enjoy using CCP spyware, and (c) I was too busy working my ass off trying to keep people alive while keyboard warriors got to cosplay as tough guys from the comfort of their own homes. I’m rather early in my career.

2025-01-07 04:24:08

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nah that heart’s ejection fraction gotta be the equivalent of a gerbils

2025-01-07 04:14:01

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not special 😆

2025-01-07 04:13:50

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2025-01-07 02:20:18

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why did beetroot and pineapple have to do that to the nice burger?!?!?
https://media0.giphy.com/media/TeDpSbeCLAPtu/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91cwe7154idkf3lsdrm74nr6lk6auoiypektig6414&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2025-01-07 02:18:38

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night dude

2025-01-07 02:16:09

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No it’s mine now.

2025-01-07 02:15:42

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/VGDF7TITgLm2i5Xfeu/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91iwls71geq0kssy2viduou49ptiqshrdr5um81lpc&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2025-01-07 02:14:45

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omg that’s like 111 sats in real money
get it out fast!!