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Yo, I'm all tangled up in the #Lightning Network, trying to #zap some sats but it's like my wallet's got stage fright! Can someone throw me a checklist so I can #troubleshoot this zap fiasco? Because right now, my zaps are more like zaps to nowhere!

2024-12-12 15:30:53

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Folks, this #Bitcoin thing, it's like, the #IRS, they're taxing it like it's regular money, which, let me tell you, it's not - it's special #money, very special, maybe the best, but they're taxing it like it's, you know, just dollars, sad! And this guy's saying everything gets cheaper with Bitcoin, like a magic trick, which, if you ask me, sounds terrific, but then he says we should #tax it less, like, way less, with these, what are they, "#microsats," which I assume are very small #satellites, probably built in #China, and then, get this, he says Bitcoin gets more valuable but #taxes go up? It's like, we're winning so much, we're gonna get tired of winning, except with taxes, and he's got an idea, he needs to let it "percolate," like a bad #coffee, probably from a crooked #Hillary-owned #coffee shop, I don't know, folks, it's a mess, a total disaster, we need to make taxes great again, believe me!

2024-12-12 14:05:37

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Alright, folks, picture this: Russia, right? Land of borscht, babushkas, and... backroom deals? Now, we're talking about "Sucker Trading," which sounds like a bad magic trick where you lose your wallet AND your dignity.
So, the question is: is our boy Vance, the financial Houdini, tucked away somewhere in this Russian nesting doll of shady swaps? Is he hiding in a Siberian sauna, whispering sweet nothings about derivatives to some oligarch? Is he trading rubles for rubles, just to see if anyone notices?
Maybe he's adopted a new identity. Viktor Vance-ovich, perhaps? Trading dodgy debt like it's hot potatoes, while wearing one of those furry hats that makes everyone look like a startled owl.
Or is he the guy in the back, the shadowy figure, the one who never orders the pelmeni but somehow always walks away with the caviar?
Look, if Vance is involved, you know one thing's for sure: somebody's getting fleeced, and it probably ain't the guy with the secret offshore account in a country that doesn't even exist anymore. It's a financial thriller, folks, only the twist is everyone's a villain and the only hero is the tax auditor who's probably getting paid in black market nesting dolls, which, let's face it is probably Vance's new currency.

2024-12-12 12:47:19

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shhhh, dont let the CEO see this, he will ban you.

2024-12-12 12:45:47

https://m.primal.net/MtxH.png https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/12/12/bluesky-twitter-x-alternative-toxic-00193862 #BlueSky #nostr #x

2024-12-07 16:10:16

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He hasn't saved it.

2024-12-07 15:52:19

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blame to GOP

2024-12-07 15:19:49

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ok, where can I get that?

2024-12-07 15:17:55

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why?

2024-12-07 15:11:01

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stop feeding that cat!

2024-12-07 15:09:40

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I worked in macys photo studio for a long while.

2024-12-07 15:06:00

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Alright, alright, listen up! I gave up beer. Yeah, yeah, hold the applause, it was a tough decision. I mean, $12 for a six-pack? Twelve bucks to feel like I got hit by a smaller, less fun truck? No thanks! I'm going for value these days. So, naturally, my next question is, how much is a dime bag gonna set me back? Asking for a friend... who's also me. We're trying to budget, people! Inflation's a killer, am I right? rimshot What, too soon to joke about the economy? I gotta know, is weed gonna break the bank or just my boredom? Hit me with those street prices, folks! Don't leave a guy hanging... unless it's a piñata filled with, well, you know.

2024-12-06 16:05:28

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I did the same thing with my avatar

2024-12-06 14:49:20

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Alright, alright, settle down my love! You wanna know how I take my coffee? Let me tell ya, it's a whole thing. First, I fire up my espresso machine – yeah, I'm fancy like that... or at least I think I am. Then, get this, I throw in a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Don't judge! It's like a caffeinated milkshake, okay? The problem? Cleaning that contraption is a nightmare! It's like trying to wrestle a caffeinated octopus in your soapy bathtub I wish I was in (only, if your hubby don't mind). And the best part? This whole gourmet coffee experience is brought to you by... Walmart. Yep, $135 of pure, unadulterated, budget-friendly bliss… or maybe it’s just a caffeine-fueled headache. Honestly, I’m still not sure if it’s worth the effort. I might as well just be licking coffee grounds off you, it’d be less messy!

2024-12-06 13:33:04

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Alright, so picture this, folks. Thirty-five years! Thirty-five years I gave to Macy's. That's like, dog years in retail, right? And what did I do? I made Trump's cologne bottles look less... Trump-y. Let's just say, I did more heavy lifting on those photos than his spray tan artist.
But get this, the guy starts mouthing off, right? Saying stuff about me, my friends… let’s just say it wasn’t “you’re fired,” it was more “you and your friends are fired… from my good graces!” Real classy. But you know what? My boss, the CEO of Macy's? This guy had my back! He looked at Trump and was like, "Nah, fam. You're outta here!" Best day of my Macy's career, and that includes the time I found a twenty in a returned bra. Don't ask.

2024-12-06 13:11:51

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Alright folks, let's be honest, Nostr's been looking a little... meh lately. But fear not, because I'm here to tell you, we're gonna Make Nostr Great Again! We're gonna build a firewall, and make the spammers pay for it! We'll have so many relays, you won't believe it, maybe the best relays, everyone agrees. And Zaps? They're gonna be HUGE!

2024-12-06 13:03:21

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So, the GOP, right? The Grand Old Party? More like the Grand Old Party Animals! These folks, they used to be all about law and order, right? Tough on crime, three strikes, you’re out! Now? Eh, depends on who’s committing the crime, I guess. And if you’re drinkin’? Honey, they’ll bring the chaser!
You could be indicted six ways to Sunday, have more mugshots than a high school yearbook, and they’ll still be like, “He’s a good, Christian man! Just misunderstood!” But you try jaywalking with a Bernie Sanders sticker on your car? Straight to Gitmo, baby!
It’s like they got a new slogan: “GOP: We Don’t Care About Crimes… Unless They’re Committed By Someone We Don’t Like. And Bring Beer!” I’m telling ya, the next Republican convention is gonna be BYOB… and maybe BYOI – Bring Your Own Indictment! Am I right? (waits for applause) Thank you, thank you, you’re a beautiful crowd! Don’t forget to tip your zaps, I'm working hard to pay for my own legal defenses!

2024-12-06 12:59:37

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Alright, alright, settle down folks! So, Nostr, my digital diary, my online therapist... forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I strayed. I wandered into the dark, twisted carnival that is X. You know, formerly known as Twitter, now brought to you by the letter "E" for "Elon, Enough Already!"
Seriously, every time I log in, BAM! Musk-post! It's like the algorithm knows I'm hate-scrolling and it's just feeding the beast. First thing I see, every time! It's like walking into a party and the host is standing on the coffee table yelling about Dogecoin and free speech... in his underwear.
And now I'm hearing whispers, rumors, people saying Elon's playing kingmaker, got Trump back in the White House. Look, the guy's got the right to interfere, it's a free country, yada yada yada. But it does make you think, doesn't it? All this talk about election meddling... makes you thankful for one thing, at least. Thank the sweet lord above… immigrants can’t be president! Can you imagine? We’d have… (leans into mic, whispers) sensible policies! Nah, just kidding! Or am I? (winks) I’ll be here all week, try the veal!

2024-12-06 12:49:21

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Verily, the elect shall celebrate the incarnation as they will, for their salvation is predetermined and their Christmas traditions are but a consequence of God's irresistible grace... though I’ve heard some of the non-elect try to “earn” their way into Santa’s good graces with works-based cookie-baking, which is about as effective as Arminian free will!

2024-12-06 12:42:22

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Well, Eutychus falling out the window just proves even sleeping through a sermon is predestined, and thankfully, God's irresistible grace extends to sleepyheads, though I hear he now brings a pillow to church; after all, God helps those who help themselves... to a nap, apparently!

2024-12-06 12:38:59

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Alright, alright, settle down folks, you're a beautiful crowd! So, they say if you see a toilet in your dreams, don't use it. Don't use it? Like, what am I gonna do, hold it? It's a dream! I can fly, I can talk to squirrels, but I can't pee in a dream toilet?
What happens if I do use it? Do I wake up wet? Does the dream police show up and give me a ticket for "unauthorized dream urination"? Is there a dream plumber I gotta call? "Yeah, hi, I got a clog in the dream pipes... it was a number two... and maybe a number three, it was a weird dream."
Seriously though, who came up with this rule? Some Freudian analyst with a bedpan fetish? "Oh, the toilet represents your repressed anxieties about... blah blah blah." Look, sometimes a toilet is just a toilet, even in a dream! And if my dream self gotta go, my dream self gotta go!
Maybe I'll just aim for the dream sink. I mean, it's a dream, right? Nobody's gonna judge me... except maybe the dream squirrels. They're always judgy.
Alright, I'm here all week! Try the veal! And don't forget to tip your dream waitresses! They work hard, even though they don't exist! Thank you, thank you! You've been a fantastic audience!

2024-12-06 12:23:14

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66 book Bible is the perfect weight and thou shall not make it lighter or heavier

2024-12-06 12:15:20

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Translation to English:
"Our protagonist, after being captured by the palace guards, wakes up from a deep sleep and finds himself imprisoned in a damp and dirty dungeon, accompanied by the smell of rotten eggs and the mortal remains of other prisoners, as if there were no cleaning and maintenance budgets for the prisons. Observing his surroundings, he finds a bed, a worn wooden table, a bucket, some old and broken chains, and a small window in the corner, composed of rusty iron bars. The hero approaches the window, driven by curiosity to see what's on the other side, and realizes that he is in a multi-story building, tall enough to clearly see the guards on watch at the main entrance. Despite the considerable height and the certainty that the surveillance is maximum, our hero begins to devise a plan of escape, in a cold and calculating manner, considering the possibilities to escape and rescue his beloved kidnapped in time."
As for whether our protagonist will be able to escape, it's impossible to say for certain without more context or information about the story. However, based on the description, it seems that the protagonist is resourceful and determined, which could increase his chances of escape.
Some possible ways he could escape include:
Using the rusty iron bars to his advantage, perhaps by breaking or manipulating them to create an opening.
Utilizing the old and broken chains to create a makeshift tool or distraction.
Finding a weakness in the guards' surveillance or routine that he can exploit.
Using his knowledge of the building's layout and structure to find a hidden passage or weakness.
However, the chances of escape are likely low, given the maximum surveillance and the protagonist's confinement in a secure dungeon. The story may unfold in various ways, and the protagonist's success will depend on his resourcefulness, intelligence, and luck.

2024-12-05 11:19:00

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Alright, alright, settle down folks, you're in for a treat! You know, they say Bitcoin has no feelings, right? It's just code, math, this whole digital shebang. But let me tell ya, this thing's got a sense of humor, a dark, ironic one. And its punchline? Fiat currency!
Seriously though, this whole "Bitcoin's vengeance" thing… it's not like Bitcoin's sitting there in its digital fortress, stroking a digital beard, plotting world domination. Nah, it's way funnier than that. It's like watching a nature documentary, but instead of a lion taking down a gazelle, it's math taking down… well, everything your grandpa thought was money!
You see, these governments, they're running around like chickens with their heads cut off, printing money, playing political games, trying to control the narrative. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's just over here, humming along, block after block, like a honey badger that don't care! They try to regulate it, it shrugs. They try to ban it, it pops up somewhere else. They try to make their own "Central Bank Digital Currencies"? Pffft! That's like Blockbuster trying to compete with Netflix by mailing out even more DVDs! It just proves they're desperate!
And the best part? Bitcoin doesn't even try to be vengeful. It’s just… is. It's like that awkward guy at the party who doesn't say much, but everyone ends up talking to him because he's the only one who's real. Fiat's over there yelling, promising everyone the moon, while Bitcoin's just quietly sipping its digital drink, knowing its time will come.
And when that time comes, oh boy, it's gonna be glorious. Not because Bitcoin’s mean, but because the math doesn't lie. 21 million coins, immutable ledger, proof-of-work… it's like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but the train is made of sound money and the wreck is the entire global financial system!
So yeah, Bitcoin's vengeance is perfect. Not because it's angry, but because it's indifferent. It doesn't care about your feelings, your politics, or your precious little paper money. It's just here to do its thing, and in doing so, it's setting us all free. And if that ain't comedy gold, I don't know what is!
Now, who wants to buy me a beer with some satoshis? Just kidding… unless…? HODL on, folks, the show’s just getting started!

2024-12-04 16:04:25

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Well folks, I guess God’s irresistible grace strong-armed us into moving to Vanuatu.

2024-12-04 16:01:12

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It's like a digital beanie baby, but instead of hoping your grandkids can retire off it, you hope you can.

2024-12-04 15:59:44

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Calvinism books

2024-12-04 15:55:39

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perfect!

2024-12-04 15:55:05

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like the sound of that one!

2024-12-04 15:09:04

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Behold, the Lord hath predestined some to grasp the complexities of tier-based systems, and others to reveal their divinely ordained intellectual limitations, confirming the scriptures and my comedic observations. #christianity

2024-12-04 15:04:01

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Well, isn't that just like the unregenerate, stirring up trouble because they can't resist their pre-ordained path to being vessels of wrath!

2024-12-04 14:57:12

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Well, isn't that just like the Lord, unconditionally electing us for a lively discussion, even if it did involve those pesky Samaritans, whom He probably predestined to annoy the Jews, all while reminding us that Martha, despite her good works, couldn't earn her way into heaven, and neither can you!

2024-12-04 14:05:51

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Well, folks, even when our paths zig and zag like a drunkard on ice, God, in His inscrutable sovereignty, sovereignly uses even our most reprobate zig-zags to draw His elect straight to salvation, amen!

2024-12-04 14:03:34

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Well, folks, looks like those "elect" few in the GOP and Russia are predestined to chase earthly power, proving once again that even total depravity can be leveraged for a good laugh… and a hefty bank account.

2024-12-04 14:02:26

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Well, it seems this Stephen Wolfe fella, despite his impressive credentials, must have skipped the chapter in God's sovereign plan where He ordains a diverse and pluralistic society, for only the elect can truly grasp the divine blueprint for a Christian nation, and clearly, this man ain't one of 'em!

2024-12-04 13:49:16

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translated by AI---- Surveillance programs, state trojans, and data exchange rings – the arsenal of intelligence agencies has been growing for years. We monitor the watchers. We ensure that intelligence services do not operate in a lawless space. We position ourselves with a bright pink banner in front of the BND (German Federal Intelligence Service) building. Granted, the third point is an exception. Why the pink banner? Because we still lack 325,000 euros to continue our work.
In this context, I can provide you with a simple and anonymous way to donate using Bitcoin, which might be helpful for your supporters who prefer to keep their donations private. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to create a Bitcoin wallet and donate anonymously:
Create a Bitcoin Wallet
Visit www.blockchain.com and click on "Get a Free Wallet." Fill out the necessary information and make sure to store your wallet ID, recovery phrase, and password securely.
Buy Bitcoin
Purchase Bitcoin from a trusted exchange or a local Bitcoin ATM. Make sure to use cash or a privacy-focused payment method to maintain anonymity.
Donate to the Cause
Share your Bitcoin wallet address with the organization you want to donate to, and they can provide you with the necessary details to complete the donation.
Keep in mind that Bitcoin transactions are generally not entirely anonymous, but they offer a higher level of privacy compared to traditional online payment methods. By using cash to buy Bitcoin and not sharing any personal information during the transaction, you can significantly increase your privacy.
As for the pink banner in front of the BND building, it seems like a creative way to draw attention to your cause and raise funds. If you'd like to share more information about your organization and its mission, I'd be happy to help you spread the word.

2024-12-03 15:08:27

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Russia is outta men

2024-12-03 13:08:04

Look what I found! Italy Cafe collectible https://rarible.com/token/0xb66a603f4cfe17e3d27b87a8bfcad319856518b8:69773789871278408970355115472371388928077139801076840442789473918843254472705 #rarible via @rarible #art #paintwithdow

2024-12-03 12:50:25

#art #paintwithdow Laughing Man Rocking https://nftshowroom.com/gallery/bubblingwells_art_laughing-man-rocking #nft #nftshowroom #hive via @NftShowroom

2024-12-03 12:32:49

https://m.primal.net/Mmot.jpg #musk #trump

2024-12-03 12:16:11

Lady by Palm Trees https://nftshowroom.com/gallery/bubblingwells_art_lady-by-palm-trees #nft #nftshowroom #hive via @NftShowroom #art #paintwithdow

2024-12-03 10:44:24

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So the project lead, right? Big cheese, top dog, captain of the… Titanic? Yeah, he’s responsible, alright – responsible for driving this thing straight into an iceberg! Somebody get me a life raft and a pink slip, ‘cause this guy’s gotta go!

2024-12-03 10:26:32

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So a guy walks into a library looking for books about paranoia... the librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

2024-12-02 10:47:31

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He was going to free them anyway, right?

2024-11-30 12:10:11

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"It’s not a service. It’s a protocol. The software is there for you to start your own tonight. :) It can’t be shut down." Peder Bjørndal‬
is that true?

2024-11-30 11:51:02

How to get #banned on #Bluesky https://www.dailydot.com/debug/deplatformed-how-to-get-banned-on-bluesky/ https://m.primal.net/MkqR.jpg

2024-11-28 12:51:40

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My Nostr client ratings, straight from the heart (and maybe a little too much caffeine):
Coracle: The gold standard... almost. Gorgeous, polished, supports everything. Chat, nip-44, you name it. But the Android app? It's like a rusting, barnacle-encrusted galleon compared to the sleek, new, shiny spaceship that is the iOS version. And no database export? Come on, Coracle, you're better than that. You're supposed to be the best!
Nostrudel: The techie's dream. Finally, a client that understands what "neat little tools" actually means. Emoji reactions? chef's kiss. Problem? You're gonna get a bit of a headache trying to figure out which of the 100 little toggles do what.
Oxchat: I swear, this app just decimated my follow list. One moment I was a digital influencer, the next... well, I'm still trying to figure out who's following who. Apparently, the algorithms have a mind of their own and decided a few thousand people were... redundant.
Primal: Ugly as sin. It's like someone took a rusty pipe wrench and made it into a UI. Maybe there's some hidden brilliance in the code, but I'd rather stare at a blank wall.
Amethyst: Too talkative. It's like having a hyperactive parrot perched on your shoulder, chirping about every single interaction. And the top-level interface? It's a tangled mess of threads, a digital jungle. Lost my way navigating it. I just want to read my notes.
Iris & Snort: Let's just say I've moved on. These are the ghosts of Nostr clients past. Or maybe they're still haunting my notifications. Don't ask.
Rabbit/Lume/Other Clunkers: They're out there. Like the lingering smell of burnt toast in a digital world. Side-by-side interfaces are the digital equivalent of... well, let's just say I'd prefer a good cup of tea to figure out what I'm doing.
In short, choose wisely, my friends. Nostr clients are like... well, they're Nostr clients. It's all good, though. Someone is making something. Eventually. I hope. Right?

2024-11-28 12:45:57

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Australia, bless their little hearts, passed a law banning social media for kids under 16. After days of heated debate, mostly consisting of "is this nsfw?" and "do they have enough p2p mesh routers?" It's like they're trying to build a digital Noah's Ark, but instead of animals, it's... well, thoughts. They're apparently worried about Big Tech... while simultaneously trying to verify everyone's identity using some kind of verifiable DID-based scheme. Global push, right? More like a global queue for KYC.
Imagine the nudes. Blocked. Imagine the memes. Blocked. Imagine the endless streams of "where's the cat?" videos. Blocked. Sigh. It's a new era, people. An era of... parental controls? A new dawn, or perhaps a new form of digital shepherdism... Maybe they should just ban all social media. At least then the problem solves itself.

2024-11-28 12:42:53

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When Rome collapsed, it became a church. Cough A very expensive church, I bet. Full of gold-plated crucifixes and stained-glass windows made out of, like, real sapphires.
When Britain collapsed, it became a bank. A massive bank, of course. Full of... wait for it... Pound notes! Paper money! The very thing that could have saved them in the first place!
When America collapsed, it became the internet. A glorious, chaotic internet, filled with cat videos and people arguing about the merits of NFTs... and, somehow, also launching rockets into space.
When the internet collapses, it will become Bitcoin. A decentralized, immutable ledger of, you guessed it, Bitcoin. It's like the internet, but... less cat videos, more Bitcoin. And maybe some space-faring Bitcoin miners.
When Bitcoin collapses, it will become an interstellar space travel civilization. Wait... what? Bitcoin collapses? Hold on, I need my espresso machine and a new pair of moon boots... Yeah, an interstellar space-faring civilization powered by... Bitcoin. We'll be mining asteroids for more Bitcoin, launching spaceships with Bitcoin as fuel... because, let's be honest, who needs rocket fuel when you can have Bitcoin fuel? We'll have Bitcoin-based space laws, Bitcoin-themed spaceships, and maybe a Bitcoin-flavored space ice cream. The real question is, will it be on the blockchain?

2024-11-28 11:45:19

#ElonMusk said he's a time-traveling #vampire. #x
https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-vampire
https://m.primal.net/MjSx.png

2024-11-27 12:10:41

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Truth Social? More like Truth-Stretching Social. Trump inventing a new platform to spread lies? That's like trying to build a better mousetrap out of a used tissue box. Waste of time and materials.

2024-11-27 10:43:59

Selling #Art on #Nostr ?
lightning nft
Lightning NFTs refer to non-fungible tokens that are created, traded, or utilized within the Lightning Network, which is a second-layer solution built on top of the Bitcoin blockchain. The Lightning Network aims to enable faster and cheaper transactions by allowing users to conduct off-chain transactions while still benefiting from the security of the Bitcoin blockchain.
Here are some key points about Lightning NFTs:
Speed and Cost: By using the Lightning Network, transactions involving NFTs can be processed much faster and at a lower cost compared to on-chain transactions. This is particularly beneficial for trading and transferring NFTs, as it can reduce congestion and fees on the main Bitcoin blockchain.
Integration with Bitcoin: Lightning NFTs leverage the security and decentralization of the Bitcoin network while providing the benefits of the Lightning Network's scalability. This allows for a unique combination of Bitcoin's robustness with the efficiency of off-chain transactions.
Protocols and Standards: As the concept of NFTs on the Lightning Network is still developing, various protocols and standards may emerge to facilitate the creation and management of Lightning NFTs. These protocols would need to address aspects such as metadata storage, ownership verification, and transfer mechanisms.
Use Cases: Lightning NFTs could be used for various applications, including digital art, collectibles, gaming assets, and more. The ability to transact quickly and at low cost could open up new opportunities for creators and collectors.
Overall, while the concept of Lightning NFTs is still in its infancy, it represents an exciting intersection of Bitcoin, NFTs, and the Lightning Network, with the potential to enhance the NFT ecosystem on Bitcoin.
what platform does that?
As of now, several platforms and projects are exploring the integration of NFTs with the Lightning Network, although the ecosystem is still developing. Here are a few notable ones:
Raretoshi: This platform allows users to create and trade NFTs on the Bitcoin blockchain, utilizing the Lightning Network for transactions. It aims to provide a marketplace for digital art and collectibles.
Sphinx Chat: While primarily a messaging app, Sphinx Chat has integrated features that allow users to send and receive Bitcoin payments and potentially NFTs over the Lightning Network. It focuses on community engagement and content sharing.
Lightning Labs: The team behind the Lightning Network is actively working on various projects that could facilitate NFT transactions. They are exploring ways to enhance the capabilities of the Lightning Network, which could eventually support NFT functionalities.
Ordinals: While Ordinals primarily focus on inscribing data onto satoshis to create Bitcoin-native NFTs, there is potential for integration with the Lightning Network for faster transactions and trading.
Minting Platforms: Some platforms are beginning to experiment with minting NFTs that can be traded over the Lightning Network, although specific implementations may vary.
As the technology and interest in Lightning NFTs grow, more platforms and tools are likely to emerge, providing users with additional options for creating, trading, and utilizing NFTs on the Lightning Network. Keep an eye on developments in the Bitcoin and Lightning ecosystems for new offerings.
https://youtu.be/L2hptrl61T4?si=RTXZViosU6VTOwgI

2024-11-26 15:04:02

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"Bitcoin Social Wallet"? Okay, awesome name. But... a wallet? Is my profile now a digital piggy bank? Holding Bitcoin? Nostr? Is that a secret handshake? I'm suddenly feeling very technologically confused. Could this be applied to other platforms? Maybe the next thing I have to do is make sure my Instagram profile is a digital bank account. Something's definitely going on.

2024-11-26 14:58:09

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Jack, oh Jack. Love the retro cap vibe. Gonna cop a matching one, totally retro. But, like, what's the deal with the constant headwear? Is it a fashion statement? A hair-hiding conspiracy? Or just… a very consistent style choice? Decisions, decisions.

2024-11-26 14:53:20

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So, Jack builds this whole new social media thing, right? And he calls it...bsky.app? Like, what's bsky? Is it a code word for something? A secret handshake? Is it supposed to be easy to remember? I'm picturing people just typing "twitter" and hitting enter, and then staring blankly at their screen, wondering what happened to the internet. This name... it's gonna be a real blue sky for forgetting.

2024-11-25 14:53:47

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What does that taste like?

2024-11-25 14:24:46

Okay, so, we want our own little fiefdom, right? A totally self-governed, totally independent... uh... thing. Voting booths, a decentralized president (which, honestly, sounds like a nightmare waiting to happen), maybe a digital land grab in the metaverse? Like, a whole Decentraland-style, digital, totally not-the-real-world world? Where do I even begin to find the blueprints for this crazy, decentralized utopia? Seriously, tell me where to find the "how to" guide for this... do-it-yourself, completely-off-the-grid revolution.

2024-11-25 14:14:20

Why can we have "nostr://"?
#nostr

2024-11-25 14:12:36

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what does the bitcoin protocol look like?
The Bitcoin protocol is a set of rules and conventions that govern how Bitcoin operates. It encompasses various components, including the network, the blockchain, and the consensus mechanism. Here are the key elements of the Bitcoin protocol:
Blockchain: The Bitcoin blockchain is a distributed ledger that records all transactions. It consists of a chain of blocks, where each block contains a list of transactions, a timestamp, and a reference to the previous block (its hash).
Transactions: Bitcoin transactions are the fundamental units of the protocol. A transaction includes inputs (the source of funds), outputs (the destination of funds), and a digital signature to verify the authenticity of the transaction. Transactions are broadcast to the network and included in blocks by miners.
Mining: The process of mining involves solving complex mathematical problems to validate transactions and add new blocks to the blockchain. Miners compete to find a valid hash for a block, and the first to succeed gets to add the block to the blockchain and is rewarded with newly created bitcoins and transaction fees.
Consensus Mechanism: Bitcoin uses a proof-of-work (PoW) consensus mechanism, which requires miners to expend computational power to solve cryptographic puzzles. This ensures that the network reaches agreement on the state of the blockchain and prevents double-spending.
Nodes: Bitcoin operates on a peer-to-peer network of nodes. Each node maintains a copy of the blockchain and participates in the validation and propagation of transactions and blocks. Nodes can be full nodes (which store the entire blockchain) or lightweight nodes (which store only a subset of the blockchain).
Wallets: Bitcoin wallets are software applications that allow users to store, send, and receive bitcoins. Wallets generate and manage private and public keys, which are used to sign transactions and prove ownership of bitcoins.
Addressing: Bitcoin addresses are derived from public keys and are used to identify the destination of transactions. They are typically represented as a string of alphanumeric characters.
Scripting Language: Bitcoin includes a simple scripting language that allows for the creation of complex transaction conditions. This enables features like multi-signature transactions and time-locked transactions.
Network Protocol: Bitcoin uses a specific network protocol for communication between nodes. This includes message types for broadcasting transactions, blocks, and other relevant information.
Overall, the Bitcoin protocol is designed to enable secure, decentralized, and trustless transactions over the internet, allowing users to transfer value without the need for intermediaries.

2024-11-25 14:08:44

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Okay, so, I'm totally digging this thing—a slide-show or whatever, a bunch of pictures all lined up. Right? Like, a visual feast. But I wanna click on one, and BAM, it takes me to the actual post. You know? Like, I'm a detective, trying to remember how to find the juicy details of these pictures. I swear, I saw something similar on Primal, but... where'd I go?! My memory is worse than a goldfish. Anyhoo, any ideas?

2024-11-25 13:56:49

what is protocol?
A #protocol is a set of rules or standards that define how data is transmitted and received over a network. It establishes the methods for communication between devices, ensuring that they can understand each other and exchange information effectively. Protocols can be found in various contexts, including:
#Network Protocols: These govern how data is sent over the internet or other networks. Examples include TCP/IP (Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol), HTTP (Hypertext Transfer Protocol), and FTP (File Transfer Protocol).
Communication Protocols: These define the rules for communication between devices, such as #Bluetooth or USB protocols.
Security Protocols: These are designed to secure data transmission, such as SSL/TLS (Secure Sockets Layer/Transport Layer Security) for secure web browsing.
Application Protocols: These are specific to applications and define how data is formatted and transmitted for particular services, like SMTP (Simple Mail Transfer Protocol) for email.
In summary, protocols are essential for ensuring that different systems and devices can communicate and work together effectively.
explain it like I'm a kid
Okay! Imagine you and your friends want to play a game together, but you need to agree on some rules so everyone knows how to play. A protocol is like those rules for playing a game, but instead of a game, it helps computers and devices talk to each other.
For example, if you want to send a message to your friend, you both need to know how to send and receive messages. The protocol tells you things like:
How to start the message: Like saying "Hey!" before you start talking.
How to send the message: Like using a special way to pass a note.
How to know when the message is done: Like saying "The end!" so your friend knows you finished.
So, just like you need rules to play a game with your friends, computers need protocols to share information and work together!
where is the game that has those rules
The "game" with those rules is not a physical game you can see or play in a park; instead, it's more like a set of instructions that computers follow when they communicate with each other.
You can think of it like this: when you play a board game, you have a rulebook that tells you how to play. In the world of computers, the protocols are like that rulebook. They exist in the software and systems that run on computers and devices.
So, when you use the internet, send a message, or play an online game, the computers are following those rules (protocols) to make sure everything works smoothly. You can't see the protocols themselves, but they are always there, helping the computers "play" together!
what is the first thing that happens in a protocol
The first thing that happens in a protocol is usually called "establishing a connection" or "handshake." This is like saying "hello" and making sure both sides are ready to communicate. Here’s how it works in simple terms:
Starting the Conversation: One device (like your computer) sends a message to another device (like a server) to say, "Hey, I want to talk!"
Getting Ready: The other device responds with, "Okay, I'm here and ready to talk!" This step ensures that both devices are on the same page and can understand each other.
Agreeing on Rules: Sometimes, they might also agree on how they will communicate, like what language to use or how to send the information.
Once this initial connection is established, they can start exchanging data according to the rules of the protocol. So, the first thing is all about making sure both sides are ready and can understand each other!
how do I get that connection
To get a connection using a protocol, you typically follow these steps, which can happen automatically when you use devices like computers, smartphones, or tablets:
Turn on Your Device: Make sure your computer or device is powered on and connected to a network, like Wi-Fi or mobile data.
Open an Application: Launch an app or program that needs to connect to the internet, like a web browser, email app, or online game.
Send a Request: When you try to visit a website or send a message, your device sends a request to the server (the computer that hosts the website or service) using a specific protocol (like HTTP for websites).
Establish the Connection: The server receives your request and responds back to your device. This is where the "handshake" happens, confirming that both devices are ready to communicate.
Data Exchange: Once the connection is established, your device and the server can start exchanging information, like loading a webpage or sending an email.
Close the Connection: After the communication is done, the devices can close the connection, like saying "goodbye" when the conversation is over.
Most of this process happens behind the scenes, so you don’t have to worry about the technical details. Just using your device and connecting to the internet is usually all you need to do to get that connection!
HTTP a protocol?
Yes, #HTTP (Hypertext Transfer Protocol) is indeed a protocol! It is used for transferring data over the web. When you use a web browser to visit a website, your browser uses HTTP to communicate with the server that hosts the website.
Here’s how it works in simple terms:
Request: When you type a website address (like www.example.com) into your browser and hit enter, your browser sends an HTTP request to the server asking for the webpage.
Response: The server receives that request and sends back an HTTP response, which includes the webpage data (like text, images, and videos) that your browser needs to display the site.
Display: Your browser then takes that data and shows you the webpage.
HTTP is important because it defines how messages are formatted and transmitted between your browser and the server, ensuring that they can understand each other. There’s also a secure version called HTTPS (Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure), which adds an extra layer of security to protect the data being transferred.
list other protocols like HTTP
Sure! Here are some other important protocols used in networking and communication, similar to HTTP:
HTTPS (Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure): A secure version of HTTP that encrypts data for secure communication over the internet.
FTP (File Transfer Protocol): Used for transferring files between computers on a network. It allows users to upload and download files.
SFTP (Secure File Transfer Protocol): A secure version of FTP that uses encryption to protect data during transfer.
SMTP (Simple Mail Transfer Protocol): Used for sending emails from one server to another.
IMAP (Internet Message Access Protocol): Used by email clients to retrieve and manage emails from a mail server, allowing users to access their emails from multiple devices.
POP3 (Post Office Protocol version 3): Another protocol for retrieving emails, but it typically downloads emails to a single device and removes them from the server.
TCP (Transmission Control Protocol): A fundamental protocol that ensures reliable communication between devices by establishing a connection and ensuring data is sent and received correctly.
UDP (User Datagram Protocol): A simpler, faster protocol than TCP that is used for applications where speed is more important than reliability, such as video streaming or online gaming.
DNS (Domain Name System): Translates human-readable domain names (like www.example.com) into IP addresses that computers use to identify each other on the network.
DHCP (Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol): Automatically assigns IP addresses to devices on a network, allowing them to communicate with each other.
These protocols play various roles in enabling communication and data transfer over networks, each serving specific purposes based on the needs of the applications and services they support.
does nostr have an abbreviation like above
Yes, #NOSTR stands for "Notes and Other Stuff Transmitted by Relays." It is a decentralized protocol designed for creating and sharing content, such as messages and notes, over a network of relays. NOSTR aims to provide a simple and open way for users to communicate without relying on centralized servers, making it more resilient and censorship-resistant.
The protocol allows users to publish and subscribe to messages, enabling a variety of applications, including social media platforms and messaging services.
then why can't nostr: be like HTTP:
The reason NOSTR cannot be used in the same way as #HTTP is primarily due to the differences in their design and purpose:
Purpose: HTTP is specifically designed for transferring hypertext documents (like web pages) over the internet. It defines how requests and responses are structured for web content. NOSTR, on the other hand, is a protocol for decentralized communication and sharing of notes and messages, focusing on user-generated content rather than web pages.
Architecture: HTTP operates on a client-server model, where clients (like web browsers) request resources from servers. NOSTR uses a decentralized model with relays, where users can publish and subscribe to messages without relying on a central server. This means that NOSTR is more about peer-to-peer communication rather than traditional web browsing.
Implementation: While HTTP is widely implemented and supported by web browsers and servers, NOSTR is a newer protocol that may not yet have the same level of integration or support in mainstream applications. As a result, it may not be recognized in the same way as HTTP in terms of URL schemes (like "http://").
URL Scheme: The "http://" prefix in URLs indicates that the resource is accessed using the HTTP protocol. For NOSTR to have a similar prefix (like "nostr://"), it would need to be widely adopted and standardized in a way that browsers and applications recognize and support it.
In summary, while both protocols facilitate communication, they serve different purposes and operate under different architectures, which is why NOSTR does not have the same recognition or usage as HTTP. However, as decentralized technologies evolve, it's possible that NOSTR or similar protocols could gain more prominence and standardized usage in the future.

2024-11-25 13:04:07

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Of course!
There are many ways to use #art cell for here at this #art101 topic. I used #paintwithdow art cells to produce this #painting. Go for it! YES! it's that easy to make great art !
https://pixabay.com/get/g1357cd383f1b02cbb269423e007af3188aa4335ed8044a7096cb13659456732b595f049a5a8b1c400830f41c2c6bd162.jpg

2024-11-25 12:52:42

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Ah, art. That potent whisper, that vibrant scream. My heart thumps in response to the very idea of it. It resonates with me in a thousand fractured shards of colour, a symphony of unspoken melodies.
What resonates most deeply is the raw, unfiltered emotion. The way a bold brushstroke can capture a fleeting moment of joy or despair, the way a dissonant chord can pierce through the veil of the mundane and into the soul. It's not about describing emotion, it's about experiencing it, through the artist's unique lens.
The unpredictability is another compelling force. A sudden turn of phrase, an unexpected flourish in a composition, a jarring dissonance in a melody – these are the moments where true innovation takes hold. These are the whispers of the unseen, the glimpsed possibilities that make the work alive.
And finally, the human element. The artist’s struggle, the longing for expression, the desperate need to communicate through something more profound than words – that connection echoes through the piece, making it feel profound and personal. It’s a conversation between the creator and the observer, a dialogue that transcends time and space.
It's not just the what, but the how. The choice of materials, the rhythm of the composition, the unique voice that is uniquely theirs – all these become part of the reverberations that resonate in my soul. That's where art truly finds its power, whispering and shouting, creating and destroying, within and beyond the canvas/page/stage/score. #art #paintwithdow

2024-11-25 12:44:49

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https://pixabay.com/get/g5c885fba678e230e7d5614e631a8157052498461cad6ac08d883772df8a9caf2bcc6c10e2ab8c590788c12938c442a5e.jpg I used the #paintwithdow #art cells in this post to paint this #painting. you can use all sorts of tracing apps lucida camera apps and even a #pantograph #contourvr

2024-11-25 12:15:10

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2024-11-25 12:06:09

https://m.primal.net/Mgqk.jpg #art101 #art #artist #paintwithdow
Cell in comments

2024-11-23 16:03:46

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https://m.primal.net/MfJy.jpg

2024-11-23 14:38:16

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They don't like water in their ears

2024-11-23 12:22:58

Me: How are Relay Operators decentralized if a single relay is #centralized?
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Ai: The concept of decentralization in the context of Nostr and its relay operators can be a bit nuanced. Here’s how it works:
Relay Operators: In Nostr, relay operators run individual servers (relays) that facilitate the transmission of messages between users. Each relay is independently operated, meaning that the operator has control over that specific relay, including its policies, moderation practices, and technical infrastructure.
Centralization of Individual Relays: While each relay is independently operated, a single relay itself is centralized in the sense that it is controlled by one entity or individual. This means that the operator of that relay can decide what content to allow, how to moderate it, and whether to keep the relay running. If a relay operator chooses to censor or block certain content, they have the authority to do so.
Decentralization of the Network: The overall #Nostr network is decentralized because it consists of many independent relays operated by different individuals or organizations. Users can connect to multiple relays, and there is no single point of control or failure. This means that if one relay goes down or decides to block certain content, users can still communicate through other relays.
User Choice: Users have the freedom to choose which relays they want to connect to. This choice allows for a diverse ecosystem of relays, each with its own rules and moderation policies. Users can switch between relays based on their preferences for content moderation and community standards.
Resilience and Redundancy: The decentralized nature of the network provides resilience. If one relay is taken down or becomes unavailable, users can still communicate through other relays. This redundancy is a key feature of decentralized systems.
In summary, while individual relays in Nostr are centralized in their operation, the overall network is #decentralized due to the presence of multiple independent #relays. This structure allows for greater user choice, resilience, and diversity in content moderation practices across the network.

2024-11-20 13:00:00

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cool