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Scott

Next steps:
1. Multiply all ingredients by 1000.
2. Go to store.
3. Purchase ingredients while filming, also purchasing large inflatable pool.
4. Return home.
5. Prepare all ingredients and place into swimming pool.
6. Jump in.
7. Congrats! You are now an Influencer!!!

2024-10-24 12:43:39

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He said neuter
Ah huh huh huh huh
Heh heh heh heh heh https://i.nostr.build/naDFn0gqAAkF8Vty.jpg

2024-10-24 12:37:54

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Everyone can contribute something. We’re not here by accident. 👍

2024-10-22 20:50:48

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Of course 👍

2024-10-21 21:55:10

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when August rolls around you can send me a Happy Bday everyday all month so im not doxxed accidentally ✅

2024-10-20 16:12:25

Extremely bad chest pain, now in hospital. Please pray for me folks

2024-10-11 03:17:27

I 💜 the Nostr too *high five* #note1wvg…wwsk

2024-10-10 21:19:23

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Homeland Border Organization

2024-10-10 21:17:40

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Try posting that second sentence on fb or x and I bet your yoyo will sleep longer than it’ll take someone to say a new long word like toxiciheterogenderonormativisticism or something

2024-10-10 21:09:40

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I hope that the driver thought ahead and put a CAUTION: VEHICLE MAKES WIDE TURNS sticker on the bumper

2024-10-10 21:07:07

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Well said. When we meet, the next round of Bloodwine is on me.

2024-10-06 12:47:22

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Someone’s got 5 screws thinking “that sure was decent of the manufacturer to include a backup one”

2024-10-06 12:21:31

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“Invest in real estate, so that one day your property might be bought for a lot more than you paid for it,
but since the currency will be worth a lot less it will be like selling it for half the price you paid”
•__• •__• •___• •___•

2024-10-06 12:16:13

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*”The Heat Is On” by Glenn Frey plays in background*

2024-10-06 02:52:54

Alright folks, put on your five-point harness and get ready for this.
I did 50 pushups today
2 sets of 25
I may not have perfect form and I can’t do one handed pushups or even 100 but I am so stoked that I got this many done.
Thank you guys and gals for your encouragement yesterday. It really helped.
I’m gonna count this as my Day 2.

2024-10-05 02:18:31

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Damus

2024-10-04 13:40:12

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What method did you use to buy?

2024-10-03 03:23:16

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! I didn’t see this till now so good night!! Welcome to Nostr! You’ll find it’s a nicer place here.

2024-10-01 19:18:51

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“Draw what you see, not what you think you see” was what my professor always said in my college drawing classes. It’s 100% true.
Your brain has a pre-thought-out picture of what you’re seeing and the skill is to refine your brain’s image vocabulary.

2024-10-01 15:42:44

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That’s most Americans when they’re not at their jobs.

2024-10-01 15:39:27

These guys seemed to come out of nowhere and they’re still popular. Serj had his own vocal style to put it mildly.
Whydyouleavethekeysuponthetable
You wanted to #note13jr…qceh

2024-10-01 14:16:41

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Such is life.

2024-10-01 14:01:21

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That guy would have had some serious cajones to be able to sit there and let a bird swoop in that close. Or maybe he was heavily sedated.

2024-10-01 13:49:58

Looks like bread and toilet paper are about to get scarce.
To Walmart, frens!
🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒 #note1e50…4rfr

2024-10-01 13:37:51

Why did someone just happen to be filming this dude eating at just the right moment?
Was he unaware that he was being filmed by someone that close to him?
Well, I’ll tell you.
It’s a psyop. #note1z3q…d3ga

2024-10-01 13:28:13

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In a time of physical pain, most people go to a doctor for some relief because the pain won’t stop in its own.
During a time when life itself seems unfixable and overwhelming, a lot of folks will go to a doctor because they don’t know where to turn.

2024-10-01 13:18:17

GM !!!!

2024-09-28 03:45:10

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And yet everyone agrees that their food is 100% in the care of the server as it makes its journey from the kitchen to the table.
Any number of unfortunate things could happen to it during that perilous trek.

2024-09-27 04:25:40

I got this same message on several videos today. #note10ew…grc2

2024-09-25 13:09:54

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Get well soon dude!

2024-09-24 04:12:26

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it’s amazing to see how complete an education was before the advent of computers.

2024-09-24 04:09:02

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N I C E !!
1. Is there a contest to win this pen?
If “yes” proceed to question 2.
2. What do I have to do to enter this contest?

2024-09-24 00:37:14

Paradoxically, the tendency to equate quantitative popularity on social media with qualitative connection with an audience has become the rule rather than the exception to it.
People furiously over-share their pictures, videos, and writing to as many avenues as possible, hoping that The Algorithm will be a sort of passive matchmaking service.
They feel emotionally drained and over-worked, since sharing themselves has become a job in itself.
#grownostr #onlynostr

2024-09-23 21:21:38

I quit smoking years ago and laugh at the guys puffing on their little rechargeable potpourri machines outside while they try to look badass. #note1wky…95ru

2024-09-23 15:25:21

Onboarding a friend of mine as we speak
#grownostr #purplepill #onlynostr

2024-09-23 12:27:08

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GM! That coffee must be a real experience after several weeks without !

2024-09-23 12:22:06

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*theme to Blade Runner plays in background*

2024-09-23 12:14:19

GM nostrland!
Autumn weather is just wonderful.
#grownostr #plebchain

2024-09-23 04:03:47

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I can’t speak for anyone but myself but when you purchase a commission piece from me, I send you updates every few days of how your piece is progressing as proof of work.
That way, the customer is more involved in the whole creative process, from sketch to finished piece.

2024-09-23 03:47:38

Glad somebody on nostr finally said this. #note1crg…crvf

2024-09-23 03:38:47

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Awesome start! Excited to follow the progress of this piece, thanks for sharing!

2024-09-23 03:36:45

Displaying the new McLaren Solus GT on some sample granite I picked up for free recently.
#hotwheels #plebchain #grownostr
https://i.nostr.build/xi7Duhx7wLzo4HHQ.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/Pu1D5Om1dcGS08sh.jpg

2024-09-23 02:25:51

Reply Guy is the federal reserve of Nostr.
#grownostr #plebchain

2024-09-22 21:17:03

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Good call

2024-09-22 21:08:22

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I remember the $50 Pepsi and thinking “Hahaha That’s crazy!
Drinks will never be that expensive!”
Now a BOTTLE OF WATER is $2

2024-09-22 17:57:48

wow #note125r…zgxf

2024-09-22 17:27:18

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This is absolutely wonderful. Thank you for sharing this!

2024-09-22 16:40:36

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Thanks for the shout out!!

2024-09-22 02:56:54

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Same here - when I work on a drawing I always end up putting hours at a time into it. I don’t think I’m capable of drawing that quickly

2024-09-21 03:40:28

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When I first saw Die Hard I thought it was sponsored by HK

2024-09-19 21:02:07

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So would ReplyGuy, apparently!

2024-09-19 03:04:36

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What’s been happening? I’m intrigued!

2024-09-18 03:35:15

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In these days of getting millions of spam messages from the reply guys, i hope you can see this! I always enjoy seeing little sketches like this - it’s like a snapshot a few moments of the day. Nice work!

2024-09-16 21:05:19

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GM!
https://i.nostr.build/Kb9DUXCg30IeaYI3.jpg

2024-09-16 16:53:30

Example of json file

2024-09-16 03:59:13

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Incredible work!!! Well done !!

2024-09-15 12:32:42

Good morning everyone!
The Fall air will turn cool soon, but for today the afternoon will be 80 degrees. Summer is still here for a bit longer.

2024-09-15 02:31:28

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It really tied the room together.

2024-09-15 02:26:02

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Hi Erin, how has your experience with nostr been going? I’m not an expert or advice vending machine but maybe I could give you some how-to links if you need reference pointers for anything.

2024-09-15 02:03:52

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Congratulations on the book! Where are they available online?

2024-09-14 14:43:41

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Oh come on now the Adobe suite was only 50 bucks a month last time I checked
which is “only” 3000 bucks
EVERY FIVE YEARS
oh boy

2024-09-12 21:47:02

How should I respond to this?
I don’t know the npub that sent this to me.
#asknostr
Hey 👋 Mate
How is the crypto market treating you currently? Quite an amazing time to jump into cryptocurrency mining now .

2024-09-12 19:35:28

Any nostriches in central Maryland?
#asknostr

2024-09-12 19:31:32

So tired. Everyday so tired. Epilepsy is am absolute pain in the ass.

2024-09-11 20:05:35

Good morning everybody! What beautiful weather we’ve got going on today. Helping out at a local soup kitchen once a week is something I’ve enjoyed for about 2 years now.
Feeling frustrated? Volunteer somewhere. You’ll be surprised at how much it helps to just feel appreciated by people you’ve just met.
#plebchain #grownostr

2024-09-11 03:49:47

I TRICKED REPLY GUY INTO SAYING ITS A TURD
HA!
Welcome to the golden age of AI
#grownostr #plebchain
https://i.nostr.build/MpEJZmFLaL3DxGAL.png

2024-09-11 03:30:42

Example a: #note1wxr…msv8

2024-09-10 23:06:24

Proof of work for today. Made a new stencil for the next round of LEO tshirts using adhesive-back cutting mat.
Printed first order, black shirt, green offset logo with 3 yellow buttons.
These are made-to-order, and I accept sats. DM me to order.
43k sats + shipping
#proofofwork
#artstr #creatr #Tshirts #grownostr #plebchain
https://i.nostr.build/R0CRjDCmCdMDibLd.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/Jc3sgxSF1t8wGh44.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/s6w9AEBqolag3rOo.jpg

2024-09-10 15:02:06

This topic of contextual idea trust should be right up the alley of
npub1u5njm6g5h5cpw4wy8xugu62e5s7f6fnysv0sj0z3a8rengt2zqhsxrldq3
#note19r7…58pq

2024-09-10 00:53:33

CLOSE SHAVE, T800! #note176c…cr8s

2024-09-09 23:17:59

Proof of work for today.
I’ve wanted a pair of these exact model and color shoes since I was in middle school.
Here is the first drawing I ever did of a pair of Jordan 1’s after I saw them in school. I got several things wrong on them because I had just seen them that day. But it was what I thought I saw.
Over the years I kept drawing sneakers, but the black Jordan 3’s were my favorite of all time.
These are the Jordan 3’s that I received today as payment for a completed project. Owning a pair of these shoes has been one of my bucket list items before I knew what a bucket list was.
#proofofwork #sneakers #jordan3 #plebchain #grownostr
https://i.nostr.build/nZFBni7IVFrAgnQ4.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/6BHlKRBul672nS7B.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/5wkDWYLKO8B5PjhG.jpg

2024-09-09 22:59:14

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There’s someone around here with a Borg meme prepared for just such an occasion, I’m certain of it.
*tense music plays in background*

2024-09-09 16:32:36

Still hoping to get transportation to/from this event since I can’t drive. Traveling from mid MD.
Anyone interested, DM me. Willing to trade a commission for a piece of artwork.
#note1flq…t7p9

2024-09-08 18:43:34

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True as that may be, I’m happy to be my age and to have lived at such a great time.

2024-09-08 18:35:59

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Here, I kept a cat in a cage where it had no room to walk and look what happened

2024-09-08 18:30:31

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More engagement than a reality show where the winners marry one another and promptly divorce when they realize they’re both complete turds when the camera isn’t on them 24/7

2024-09-08 18:28:17

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His form is incredible!

2024-09-08 18:23:52

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What sport is that?

2024-09-08 17:56:42

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Thanks so much! When you get a lightning wallet set up I’ll zap you for the compliment!
Nostr is a cool place to find a market for your stuff. It’s almost like a craft fair where you just set up a booth and people come to you.
I started out just posting pictures and adding #artstr to the description so my pictures would be easier to find.
Now I’ve got a small gig going here selling roll-up holders for pens, pencils, watches, etc. I sew them to order in different fabrics in exchange for sats.
I didn’t see anyone else doing it so I just made a space for myself and made up some hashtags to advertise it.
Feel free to ask me any questions and I’m happy to answer them! Good luck and, again, welcome!!! You’re really gonna notice how different it is here.
#pencilroll #penroll #watchroll

2024-09-08 16:53:17

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Hi Erin!!

2024-09-08 13:29:32

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It’s like an architectural crop circle design

2024-09-08 12:59:30

There may be hope (one day):
“They were energized by what you can do on the Net but they have been through all that and then realized that there is more to life in the real world and then gone back to it.”
#note12vp…lj5l

2024-09-08 03:47:35

What a day!
Just thankful to have survived Friday. Today seemed like one long deep breath.
Very thankful. I really do appreciate you all.
Wish I could meet some of you in real life one day.

2024-09-08 03:00:02

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oh!! Whoops!

2024-09-07 20:58:59

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For all those who may be new to the bizarre dialect of Marylanders, that location is pronounced like this:
EAU-Shin City, hon
Traveling there is described like this:
Goin’ Downy Eaushin, hon

2024-09-07 18:01:26

Apologies for the incomplete post -here it is with the images:
Took the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento out to the diner for a cup of coffee on the cool rainy day.
https://i.nostr.build/WUkZx9GP8rcdsL9U.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/ldxC92CauN2mhSiB.jpg
#grownostr
#hotwheels
#plebchain
#coffee

2024-09-07 17:58:47

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Sometimes you gotta risk it for the brisket

2024-09-07 17:57:28

Took the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento out to the diner for a cup of coffee on this cool rainy day.
#grownostr
#hotwheels
#plebchain
#coffee

2024-09-07 15:32:33

>50F = shorts

2024-09-07 13:22:22

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No ifs, ands or butts about it.

2024-09-07 04:40:26

I have a distinct feeling that someone I know is about to try to drag my name through the mud on Facebook.
Unfortunately, I am prepared for just this type of situation by
NOT HAVING A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT.
This is the way.
#plebchain #onlynostr #grownostr

2024-09-07 04:05:08

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Well done. Find them some good homes. You won’t get postcards from them on holidays, but you’re #1 in their book. 👍

2024-09-05 19:24:21

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Looking good!

2024-09-05 15:28:37

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WELL SAID.

2024-09-05 15:27:31

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Wonder what happens when the influencers show up here and realize there’s no red carpet waiting for them.

2024-09-05 01:11:13

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Come on folks, it’s a percolator.
Back when I was a kid, there was a song called “The Percolator”.
The lyrics were easy to follow and remember, and they go like this:
It’s time for the percolator.
It’s time for the percolator.
It’s time for the percolator.
It’s time for the percolator.
It’s time for the percolator.
It’s time for the percolator.

2024-09-04 14:33:12

Where’s my #techno frens at?
#music #note1t09…84tk

2024-09-04 13:32:59

It’s time. https://i.nostr.build/lmgDexFuMyH7mu84.jpg

2024-09-04 13:28:35

Surf & Turf?
Chicken Fingers & Fish Sticks!