corndalorian

memes. music. bitcoin.

Public Key

npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5

NIP-05 Address

corndalorian@nostr.report

NIP-57 Address

corndalorian@primal.net

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

relay.nostr.band

Author Public Key

npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5

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2024-11-18 01:21:49

I’m convinced that 99% of the content shared online is created by 1% of the people on the internet and just shared/copied by everyone else. Original content is always so refreshing to come across.

2024-11-17 23:28:33

https://m.primal.net/MZWl.jpg

2024-11-17 16:15:38

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Haha 😆

2024-11-17 16:10:41

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🤣
https://image.nostr.build/ceeee061df0c773647117c05464674f8ca0632d4ebd41acf0b3359f7a0cd9fbd.jpg

2024-11-17 16:01:28

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Bingo 🤣

2024-11-17 15:58:48

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“New” 😂

2024-11-17 15:35:54

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So weird 🤣

2024-11-17 15:23:25

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*1993 🤣

2024-11-17 15:21:27

https://m.primal.net/MZCo.jpg

2024-11-17 14:54:44

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Installed! A couple things out of the gate:
- How do I login?
- Auto detected dark mode which is great but when typing a text caption I can’t see the text.
- Can’t dismiss keyboard past this point.
https://m.primal.net/MZBT.jpg

2024-11-17 14:24:09

https://m.primal.net/MYzm.jpg

2024-11-17 14:04:15

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You mean you don’t eat your fries with a fork and knife? 😂

2024-11-17 13:53:07

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This administration is going to provide so much meme material 🤣

2024-11-17 13:47:32

https://m.primal.net/MYyK.jpg

2024-11-17 13:16:11

🤣
https://m.primal.net/MYww.jpg

2024-11-17 01:39:21

Sound on 🔊
https://m.primal.net/MYWj.mov

2024-11-17 01:24:32

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It really sucks

2024-11-17 00:56:28

So apparently Microsoft Word and Excel scrape your files to train its internal AI, and the feature is turned on by default. Wow 🤯
https://archive.ph/wctPN

2024-11-17 00:37:42

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https://bsky.app/profile/safety.bsky.app/post/3layun7re5s2x

2024-11-16 23:54:33

https://m.primal.net/MYSw.jpg

2024-11-16 23:29:29

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💯🤣 Even better
https://m.primal.net/MYSA.jpg

2024-11-16 23:26:54

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2024-11-16 23:05:11

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2024-11-16 21:51:42

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I respect the work you and the Alby team have done, and building easier self custody tools is great. It’s just a major shift in what Alby has been, and for me it doesn’t provide what I need. Many users already went through this in the US when Wallet of Satoshi pulled out, and Alby was a reliable and stable alternative that filled that gap. Now that gap has been reopened and most of the users like me, who don’t need to run our own LN node and can’t justify the expense for the cloud service, we will simply leave Alby. It doesn’t matter how good the new product is, or how dedicated your team is, because while it is admirable it simply doesn’t fit our need. You’ve lost customers because of this.

2024-11-16 21:39:50

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The reality is that humans always have and always will rely on each other. Alby had an amazing product/service that many relied on because it was reliable. You’ve decided to completely shut that product/service down. That’s your prerogative. Now you have launched a new product that is no doubt equally amazing, but for a much different and more niche market segment and user base. Again that’s your prerogative. But the attitude I’ve encountered from you and others on your team is that you are dismissive of this market segment. Well, I appreciate what your team has done, it’s a bit offputting.

2024-11-16 13:43:29

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No doubt nostr needs better video-centric apps. But how to avoid the advertising model destroying it for users is another question I guess.

2024-11-16 13:31:32

I’ve seen people here say they’d like a Nostr app like TikTok for video. I’ve even thought that at times. Throughout the election season, I spent a fair amount of time browsing other social media apps, including Tiktok. I hadn’t used it in a couple years and I hate it now compared to what it used to be. It is essentially this generation’s “Home Shopping Network.” Nothing but constant ads, even from people who “aren’t advertising.” This isn’t really surprising, I guess, but it’s a horrendous user experience. Whatever improvements can be made on nostr for video publishing and consumption, PLEASE don’t make it into another TikTok. 😩

2024-11-16 12:29:03

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🤣🤣
https://m.primal.net/MXsr.mov

2024-11-16 12:26:17

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My pleasure 🤣🫡

2024-11-16 12:25:22

https://m.primal.net/MXsg.jpg

2024-11-16 00:16:12

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I don’t think this has any impact on being able to use the browser extension for nostr, other than the wallet function now needing a node/albyhub if you need that feature.

2024-11-16 00:11:36

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You need to chill the fuck out, twatwaffle.

2024-11-15 20:48:42

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I love Alby. Can’t justify the cost of Alby Hub. Don’t currently need to run my own node.

2024-11-15 19:40:56

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They are ending their self custody wallet service in January, and lowering limits in the meantime. This email started going out today.
https://m.primal.net/MEIV.png

2024-11-15 19:20:41

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When I need to run a node I will. I’ve run one in the past. For now I don’t have the need. It’s pretty cut and dry. Nothing to get defensive over.

2024-11-15 19:18:07

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I don’t have a podcast though. Lol. What vision am I lacking?

2024-11-15 18:40:54

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My entire post and argument is about zaps. Even said so in the original post. Self custodial LN payments with Zeus or Breez are easy enough. Self custodial zaps are not economical for most people if that’s their only need, which it is the only need in my case.

2024-11-15 18:26:41

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At current levels of zapping, no there is no real economic justification for it. If someone has a business or otherwise processes a larger amount of lightning payments each month, then the cost/time associated with running a node (or paying someone like Alby to do it) makes more sense. At this level, though, custodial services are more economical and lower risk for most users.

2024-11-15 18:18:56

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Bad? No. Lightning is amazing. Is self custodial lightning more advanced than the average person has time to deal with? Yes.

2024-11-15 18:04:09

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https://m.primal.net/MEIV.png

2024-11-15 18:01:20

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CoinOS added NWC support recently. Been working ok for me the last couple weeks.

2024-11-15 17:44:53

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I’ve done it in the past. It’s overkill for zaps in the low amounts we send and receive here. I have no other use for an always-on lightning node.

2024-11-15 17:30:36

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Half off for first 3 months, but then after that yea. Unless you self host everything and manage your own channels.
https://m.primal.net/MEGe.png

2024-11-15 17:25:12

Just got Alby’s email about officially ending their custodial wallet service in January. End of an era. Can’t really justify the cost of Alby Hub or running fully self-custodial just for zaps though.
https://m.primal.net/MEGP.png

2024-11-15 16:33:13

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I can only assume they were thinking of bitcoiners like Adam Back and not poor pleb stackers like me when they decided to denominate in BTC instead of sats 🤣

2024-11-15 16:12:48

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🤣 I’d have a phobia of keep a whole BTC in a hot wallet or in liquid. Lol

2024-11-15 16:03:14

Dear @npub1ajl…zx3q the updated app design/colors are great. But please, for the love of all things holy, give us a way to show the balance in sats instead of BTC. 😭😭😭

2024-11-15 14:28:59

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They can’t have you censored here so they won’t come here.

2024-11-15 12:32:57

“1 sat = 1 sat” until people start to realize what 1 sat equals.

2024-11-15 11:58:47

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https://m.primal.net/Lyrt.jpg

2024-11-15 11:57:27

My wife realizing I’ve been buying the ATH instead of selling it when she checks the bank statement.
https://image.nostr.build/7e1b4baf3bcbbe1031664c2fe53de06f13c40e4a7f3c62b39b45c30549768ef3.gif

2024-11-15 01:57:15

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Not to mention RFK seems to have figured out the difference between boys and girls at some point in life.

2024-11-15 01:52:12

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Makes more sense than the current Assistant HHS Secretary

2024-11-15 01:48:51

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🤣🙌

2024-11-15 01:48:05

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Tomorrow, November 15 🚀

2024-11-14 23:11:01

Looks like it’s official. RFK to lead HHS. I’ll get to make more memes like this 🤣
#note1qgx…cr0j

2024-11-14 18:50:58

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The hopium levels are approaching insanity 🤣🤣

2024-11-14 18:39:04

Is this satire or do shitcoiners really think that the Dept. Of Govt. Efficiency name means dogecoin is being “integrated into the government?” They will surely hfsp 😭🤣
https://m.primal.net/MDLZ.mov

2024-11-14 14:55:04

https://m.primal.net/MDCW.jpg

2024-11-14 12:58:31

👀
https://m.primal.net/MCxV.jpg

2024-11-14 01:02:12

Well… there it is…
https://m.primal.net/MCZO.jpg

2024-11-13 21:29:06

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2024-11-13 16:52:51

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https://m.primal.net/MCFP.png

2024-11-13 16:28:43

https://m.primal.net/MCEE.jpg

2024-11-13 14:49:17

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I think people that grew up to see the early days of the internet remember how much fun it was and find something similar in the new-ness and free-ness and novelty of nostr. Plus we had the patience to wait for dial up and deal with hacking things together so we don’t mind shuffling through the mess here. That’s my theory at least 😂

2024-11-13 14:45:07

Nostr seems to be where all the kids who grew up in the 80s and 90s, and all the kids who wish they could have grown up in the 80s and 90s, hang out. I love it. 😂💜

2024-11-13 14:36:04

My order at $90K just filled. New order placed for $100K 👀
https://m.primal.net/MByW.jpg

2024-11-13 13:19:13

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https://m.primal.net/MBvx.jpg

2024-11-13 12:45:22

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What type/format of content? Video? Written? Photo?

2024-11-13 03:08:03

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@npub1tvq…krq4

2024-11-13 02:58:49

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Liking it? Debatable. Buying and holding it? Yes. Buying and holding it instead of bitcoin? Yes and it will make you poor. lol
https://image.nostr.build/d73b4e2b81d37da3afa97094bf5598ca4f59cab3f0920f41d0c7a0d567215152.jpg

2024-11-13 01:35:04

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🤣😭

2024-11-13 01:21:58

https://m.primal.net/MBXh.png

2024-11-12 18:58:45

Almost there…
https://m.primal.net/MBIz.jpg

2024-11-12 18:18:00

Social media
https://m.primal.net/MBHd.jpg

2024-11-12 16:59:56

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These are the people bitcoiners insist should run their own lightning node. 😂

2024-11-12 16:16:07

Bitcoin summer camp 🏕️
https://m.primal.net/MBCv.jpg

2024-11-12 14:28:20

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Do you never pay with a credit/debit card anywhere? Do you never go to restaurants that ask for a name they can call when your table is ready? Seems extreme man.

2024-11-12 13:11:51

https://m.primal.net/MAvb.jpg

2024-11-12 02:02:40

Show me a bitcoin ATH and I’ll show you a bitcoiner who will explain to you why it’s not actually an ATH. 😂

2024-11-11 23:36:20

Me prepping for my #footstr debut to stack more sats since I’m out of cash
https://media1.tenor.com/m/IliGPfK55-gAAAAd/manly-pedicure.gif

2024-11-11 21:36:43

“Almost…another…ATH…”
https://m.primal.net/MAMW.jpg

2024-11-11 21:29:54

Gonna be some awkward silences during the holidays this year 🤣
https://image.nostr.build/507ac97898bdfccfb977ecd4b181fa82f626559b0c025e98bf0eb1e8a2e6cde3.gif

2024-11-11 18:57:27

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That guy having a bad day 🤣

2024-11-11 18:26:35

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😂😂

2024-11-11 18:21:36

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2024-11-11 18:02:33

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Idk the rules don’t say it needs to be original so probably wouldn’t matter. At best this is a small annouance, but still… lol. It’s not just one person that does this, which is why it irks me after a while enough to post about it. It’s one thing to share a funny meme you find because you like it, but I feel it’s a whole other thing when you’re intentionally entering something you didn’t make into a contest trying to win money for it.

2024-11-11 16:52:45

Every time 🫤🤦‍♂️
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2024-11-11 16:07:17

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2024-11-11 15:39:22

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2024-11-11 15:34:44

The pushups are working.

2024-11-11 13:55:12

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😭😭

2024-11-11 13:28:36

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Apparently 😂
https://image.nostr.build/1c0d323fb0be56c1f9ce0d704c3cc9f7c51db325e7fea38637eb2898a64eb21a.jpg

2024-11-11 13:24:32

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2024-11-11 02:18:11

https://m.primal.net/LzRI.jpg

2024-11-10 23:55:35

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That watermark 🤌

2024-11-10 22:41:13

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Living on 1% of your paycheck is not practical for most including myself 🤣

2024-11-10 22:37:40

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🤣🤣

2024-11-10 22:29:07

https://m.primal.net/LzIb.jpg

2024-11-10 22:23:24

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/9TL1q9nKMM4AAAAd/the-dark-knight-joker-2008joker.gif