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Yes! The 90s were 10 years ago...😂
😭 I'm sorry 🫂🫂. It's pretty ridiculous isn't it?!
Have reached the level of old where sleeping with my hair positioned wrong makes my neck feel like I've been in a car accident 😐. I've been stretching all day and can finally sort of look left. 👵
It's always a great time ☺️
Later maybe, lol. Sadly no smoking at the park 😔
A bit of bread and circuses this evening cheering on the minor league team. Having Karbach brewing Crawford Bock and too much ballpark food. #gospacecowboys #milb #baseball #beerstr
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It do be like that. It's so we can fight them and show 'em who's boss.
Apparently I off-gas... I had about 4 girls nauseated before I told anyone I was pregnant. And the hubs notices people axting different when the hormones start kickin 😂🤷♀️
Trying to decide if it's my hormones, the upcoming full moon, or both that has the entire house on edge (even the dog is crazy). #justladythings
He was so happy with himself. I told him that I had to let you know, then I had to tell him about how you're the bread lady. 😂
@nprofile…9400 you'd be proud of Jr. He came home from shopping with the Cheese-in-law with a baguette 😂
Bun bun has seen some shit.
The slug was the worst so far. The katydid was a poor choice because it made noise all night and frustrated the dog 😂.
It is definitely a time consuming process. I used it mainly for making ground chicken before I could find it in the grocery regularly.
😂 such a weird feature. But I did love riding in the way back of the Suburban as a kid.
I was born ready 😂. Letting Cheese know... are there non-computer models? I've become tinfoil hat people and don't want my car phoning home to daddy.
🫂💜 Gotta look out for my frenz.
😆😆 we're something for sure.
Lol, I am a person who completely understands what you're saying. I was happy as we were, but the kid definitely added some sparkle to our lives. I'll never be an "omg a kid will make you complete" but I did decide that I was ready for it and I love my kid more than I can put in to words. You know yourself and your mind and heart and you'll decide what's right for you...through logic and reason (I just hope your fella is a sweet guy).
I love the CR-V, it's as big as I'll go. I hate the giant SUVs and the ideology behind them in the states "bigger is safer" 🙄. I just needed room for the car seat...I have long legs 😂. I'd go back to my Honda Fit in a second nowadays, but a zippy wagon would be ideal.
😬 Very exciting!! Nighty night!
Get a kitchenaid mixer and a grinder attachment! I should utilize mine more but I'm lazy 😑.
😆 Was late 20s when I decided I was ready for a kid, with the cheese for more than a decade. My philosophy was it'll happen or it won't. But I was ready to leave him before he proposed 😆🤷♀️.
Glad you're not one of them, hold on tight as long as you can 🫂💜. I'm to the point of wishing I was an only child (baby of 4). Or wishing I'd been born earlier in the birth order.
Way more fun than other birthday month things 😆.
I have both. Certain smells trigger memories, but the sound of a Zippo lighter brings back memories of smells, sights, and sounds from my childhood.
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Be still my heart. I want a wagon so much. Went for a CR-V because there were no wagons when I needed a mom car 😭. No one wanted to finance the 10 yr old one we found at the time...big sads.
Do the thing, win the pen...
Part snail apparently... 🐌
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I've seen this movie before...
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Where is goofy underwater spiral unicorn?
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Blah blah blah insecurity things and stuff...The good news is he doesn't cheat in his dreams even when I procure the means with bitcoin 😂😂. He just talks his nerd shit to the gorgeous naked woman.
I'd rather not say... 😂. Nah maybe once or twice a month I do it up proper.
Phew. Glad to hear. Thought I was just an occasional wino. 😂
The worst 😂. I always make a list and try to stick to only what's on it even when hungry...I'll also add things to my list so they're on the list and I have to get them 😆🤷♀️.
I think that would make it better for her... 😆
Why I still use a meal planning service. I plan a menu and go buy the groceries for the menu. It takes the stress out of cooking for me. Pretty sure you could do something similar with the recipes on @nprofile…5qlm
You have to give her the creepy American smile with all the teeth 😁
I will HFSP if this is what it looks like ☺️
We are the microbes!!!
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Thank you for shilling me before it's a thing @nprofile…drx8 🫂🫂🫂
That's terrifying...and random. My dreams are pretty boring, I can't remember any recent ones. I usually wake up mad at cheese because he cheated on me 😂🤷♀️
Don't hate the player... 😼
Omg! Glad you have adapted, as a Texas girl that snow is crazy!!
We have to look in to if we have enough property to do it. It varies county to county apparently.
I want to foster bees. Ag exemption on property taxes, a gallon of honey a year, and helping the bees 🎉🎉
🤣🤣🤣 you WILL listen to my charty talk or else...
It's too boring in their own rooms 😂
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😂 sorry about getting it started. I told him not to share. Stupid boys 🙄
Enjoy your fancy shit!!
I had to get some grub and put the kid to bed, we'll be back on the corny in a bitx
Fascinating! Thank you for sharing 🫂
It's already been broughten 😉
Tell me more. I'm fascinated.
Some people like a bare bush. 😳
@nprofile…0pev I'm trying to refill my zapping wallet and I'm having trouble sending from my coinos wallet 😭. Couple of others tried and it's not working for them either. Just wondering if I'm doing something wrong.
Need...the sign, not the plant...
😬 just some ladies havin' some fun talkin bout our bushes... Nostr is full of Sunday fun.
😐 Wearing your surprised face 😆😆
Yes! Jokes aside, I'm on the other side of the house, smoking a cigar and can smell that jasmine. It was a great buy, survived freezes and droughts.
Remembering those purple flowers on that pretty bush 😍💜
Mine smells amazing ☺️💜
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Aaaaahhhhhhhhh he's just so damn cute 😆😆😆
Beautiful meal! I love adding fruit or berries and nuts to a simple salad.
😂 Your hamster's giant balls should be the next topic.
They're just the worst. I see now how bad they were for my body and my mind, glad the cheese stuck around during those times 😂.
I love a good scramble with all sorts of veggies and maybe some meat 🤌🤌. I'm too lazy to try and fold it in to an omelette. Glad you're getting to share it 💜
I love your plate! Looks tasty 🤌🤌
Look at you with the clothes and the hair and the going out 🔥🔥. Went to the grocery this morning, decidedly less fun than you're having although I did end up with a couple bottles of wine 🍷🍷.
Looking cute af 🫂💜
Hormones will do that to you. Birth control pills were the worst decision of my life.
If I lived in a place where I was within walking distance of all the places, I'd walk. We're "go to town" people 😂. It was fun staying in a hotel on a trip and walking to go grab breakfast and coffee.
I'm glad and sad that I can't walk to pick up groceries. I love cooking and fast food really doesn't do anything for me any more. I can buy hamburger stuff and have 2-3 times as many burgers for the same price as feeding a family of 3. I am officially old people 👵
Yes! Gray and cold here today 😭.
Make him buy you something nice 😘
He was my favorite character. Love the books, love the show.
I keep forgetting to get the new book that's out by James S.A. Corey, the guy that recommended the Expanse says it's a good series too.
One day hopefully I can also be funny grandmother 🫂🫂
And whiskey for lunch and dinner.
Serious mission going on there.
Husband says it's all formulaic and if it doesn't happen online it isn't real to them. It all feels like it's just to get likes on the internet instead of enjoying the moment. Addicts don't think they're addicted...
I think that all we can do is try to break away from it as much as possible and keep the kids away from it as long as possible.
Just say yes was a big one for me. The kid wanted to make a baking soda and vinegar volcano outside. I said no at first and then thought why not 🤷♀️, it's less than $5. The kid had a blast and my heart was happy.
Phew. I was worried for a second... Plz like/subscribe/follow/zap/share for good karma ✨
Are you ashamed of me?? 😂😂😂
It's all about what is trending on the socials these days. I notice how events like that are all so simila. Copy paste whatever the algo feeds you. ☹️☹️
Had a similar experience recently, except it was the people. The toasts were all about high school shenanigans...the couple was 30, so out of school 10+ years. A few shared memories I can understand, but it was like they graduated 6 months ago.
🤷♀️ I'm old people, so it was odd for me since other than my husband I talk to one person from school.
Looks like a beautiful day! Enjoy!!
Glad to hear you got it figured out!
So lonely
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The lone wolf who can do whatever they set their mind to 🔥🔥. Go you!
True. Because I will be dead 😂
No, but I would have this if I wouldn't die from the heat 😂
That's something we will definitely have when we build the dream tiny house.
You need this:
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#definitelyagoombanotapenis
It'll be fun conversation in a few years..."Hey mom! Remember that 'Goomba' cake?" 😂😂
That is super cute!! Too bad it's probably carrot cake ☹️
Baked ziti that's really more of just a pasta bake. Tons of cheese 🤤
I can't stand the heat and I want out of the kitchen. Who will finish cooking the food though? #imsohot #whydoidothistomyself #whowillcookthefood
One of my favorite things to watch. Have some things from the glass blower that was at the Renn Fest.
This was at a wildlife park in TX and it was warm. 😂
Seems like a no brainer to me, lol.
Such pretty and smelly animals!
Glad to hear it! Enjoy 🫂🫂 I'm about to do some yarning.
Yep, just found him again. Looks like he hasn't posted since beginning of March ☹️.
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There was a guy on here. I'll see if I can find him again. Please hold the line...
You could totally scam them... and never sell another blanket 🤔🙄
I guess it's a good thing it's happening close to the door 😂🤷♀️🫂
Poor baby. Extra snuggles needed for sure.
Great news! Happy she's feeling better 🫂💜
This is something that took way too long for me to figure out and I struggle with trying to not disappoint people 🫤.
When I'm out doing my thing, it's easy to forget they exist though. Thank you for reinforcing that it's okay to just go live your life for you. 🫂💜
Fun cars need to be fun colors. Yellow, flaming hot red, or sexy black.
Hell yeah. That description is perfect 😆
Those strawberries are gorgeous!!
Bcuz internet sez kool...
Bread and lube lady 😂😂. I'd be mortified and just run.
sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y
get good noob
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Taught by hubs not too long ago...
had to ask for help today because dpkg something something 😫 HALP!!!!!
Sending hugs to allllll the pups 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
Absolutely! We have the scythe and a reel mower. The reel mower is fun as long as the blades are sharp and there are no sticks, so a very small portion of our yard is mowable with it.
It's sort of a rocking/shuffle/twisty motion.
I can't get the rhythm down, but I also think it's because it's backward for me...
I'm shocked every time by how efficient it is.
Oh no ☹️. I guess it's a good thing, unless you're wanting chicks.
I'm going to say not asmuch as you think it can at the time 😂🧀🫄
I love seeing all the babies popping up when we drive by the pastures. 😆🥰
Lol, you boys and not thinking about our feelings 😂.
@nprofile…9400 better tell you how ugly it is 😂😂
🤧 There's all kinds of pollen here, I've had a rough spring this year.
Hope you figure it out and it doesn't happen again!
We're civilized here, we can share...
also... :yarny:
Hope she feels better soon 💜💜
Have to catch that golden hour when everyone is on the crapper.
I love the pattern on this plate 🌸🦋
Don't believe a word he says Mike...
But she's my insurrectionist 🥰
We need to do it more often, but life 🤷♀️. I'll try to do a day or so notice and tag you in the note!
Nostr and bitcoin are dead 🤷♀️.
Hope all is well 🫂🫂
Uh oh... we started up a corny chat room that's for crafting and chatting about crafting, no bitcoin, politics, or computer talk. Basically the girls (and some of the guys) got tired of listening to the boring stuff going on 😂. Noshole was wanting to do her bead loom and I always have some project going on so we fired it up today. I'll send a shout out when we do it again if you're interested.
Successful crafty chat this afternoon 🎉 8-bit nostrich mug rug complete! Had fun craftin' and chattin' 💜🫂🧶 #cornychat #yarn #yarnstr
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She wasn't worth your time if that scared her off 👀👀
Definitely in my most used. 👀
This will keep me awake tonight...
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Yes! He forgets about it and then runs across it and finds a bug to put in it.
Glad I won't be the reason you're awake all night.
😂 Sorry no deletes. Hopefully your delicate sensibilities weren't too offended 🫂
@nprofile…9400 charging my headphones now. Let me know when you're ready to bust out the loom!
Sorry f**k the f***ing fu**ers ☺️
I'm with you on this, this is just a bunch of dudes jerking off in a circle. Completely different.
Fuck the fucking fuckers!
We're just dust in the wind... in my case stardust ✨. Insignificant outside our little time period here.
Only way I like a turkey 😆
Deep thoughts going on here. We need to take better care of it and stop paving every bit we can.
But we need to get someone taking sats for hand dyed yarn 😍
Same. The kid asked what they ate...I told him salt... In the end I gave the slug a piece of lettuce and did not let the kid feed him salt.
The slug is gross, but the others were fun to look at through the magnifying lens.
Oh no Eryn!! I meant yarn things 😂. I haven't come across a yarn dealer yet.
Same. Kid thinks I rode dinosaurs to school...
The kid won a bug habitat as a door prize a couple of years ago. He has had a ton of fun catching things and putting them in it for a little while before letting them go. Today he found Mr. Slugs...he's very imaginative with his names 😂 10/10 recommend getting one for your kid, he loves finding bugs and apparently slugs and looking at them up close. #momstr #kidstr
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So awesome!!
I can't wait for ours to get here!!!
🫂🫂 Hopefully it will get more non-mint folks to give them a shot!
😂 If I were you, I'd have no product to sell...
It's really hard for me to say, I love the banana one. I think I'm just so shocked that I really like the mint one...a lot. There are so many mint lovers out there that I think you'd have no problem with focusing on making more of those. And like me, there would be some converts to liking mint on occasion.
High fiber brekkie right there!
One of the first things I crocheted was a tiny cup of coffee...it wasn't great but the kid played with it a ton.
Welcome! Enjoy the ride!!
I know 😆😆 Nostr has the best people!!
You're so sweet, so I'm at like -90 wonderful now 🤷♀️
Ugh same, or when people talk about lice 😵. Just typing that made my head itch 🙁
Love it! Also love that you decided on VHS, perfection 👏👏
I AM a wonderful nostr lady... well maybe an okayish nostr lady, but this is Hollywood and everyone lies 😎
#asknostr #grapheneos
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And someone said nostr was dead... pffft
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Oooo a whole collection, can't wait to see them all!! 😆😆
Oh hell yes!!! Pecans on pecans with some pecans please!
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100% or I dare say even better. I was prepared to "meh" it's not the hype everyone gives it, I'm happy to have been proved wrong.
Your review and the Rupert and Kajoozie hodlbutter sauce really got me thinking about how I need to get off my butt and order some. Has anyone made cookies using it? 🤔🤤
I had to get in to good light and squint. Probably should've put on my granny readers.
🎉🎉 I both want and don't want to try the hodlbutter, I know it'll be bad ass and I also know I'd eat way too much of it 🫄.
I'm still shocked by how much I like the mint bar. It's usually so overpowering, but whatever magic mint he's using lends a creaminess to it.
Finally a real live friend 🎉
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I had to move mine in to better light so I could see. Flipped off errythang 🖕
Have loops, seems right 🤷♀️.
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I'm preparing for the sads when they're gone.
Yeah, that's the conclusion we came to. It's what people think nerds are but have no idea 🤷♀️.
It wasn't funny and the jokes are all obvious. I watch plenty of shit shows but I couldn't make that one work.
Fancy yarn and @nprofile…mq99 hodl bars 🤌🤌. I'm proud of how well I've paced myself eating these, just a little piece each day and really paying attention to all the things going on in them. #ohoshi #hodlbars
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Same no idea wtf they're on about.
I think we watched through 3 and maybe did 4. It's been ages since we watched.
Honestly it works either way... damn, right?
Why we get along 🫂
Bazinga!!! (my entire family including cousins were obsessed 🤢)
Watched it and kept watching to get the hype. It was meh. Big Bang Theory is the one I don't get. Watched a part of an episode and gave up.
The first few seasons of Dexter were good, Cheese and I watched them then lost interest.
Poor bear 😒. Boys and their penises ruin everything 😂
Lol, that's a weird kink. I say this as mine is laying on my foot. She likes to know where her mommy is when she's napping sometimes 🙄
Love them! Was just telling hubs that we need to get some seeds so we can have a patch.
☹️ they can be assholes sometimes.
Shit...I take it all back then.
I was just telling the hubs that you care more for your hamster than most people care for their dogs.
Just look at that sweet face 🥹.
It is a pretty presentation though 🤷♀️
😂😂😂 you're a sweet wife for that
Oh no!! I just remember her being in tears from it. The things we do for our kids even before they're born 😆💜
Yeah, I didn't realize it was as bad as it was, until it wasn't.
That's great! I used to be friends with a girl that had twins, it was great and then the belly got big fast and she got stretch marks overnight even with moisturizing. I remember her talking about the itching, so moisturize like crazy!! Not to avoid the marks but the itching.
It isn't. But the husband enjoyed helping and I laughed at the absurdity of it.
Lol, you measure the fullest part while standing and then while leaning over so they're trying to reach for the floor 😂😂. It all seems a bit much but I was wearing the way wrong size and the girl that measured me for a bra got it wrong too. Now my saggy boobs are happy and they look 20 years younger when in a bra 😆
Every time. Must be because of the tariffs 🙄. Snow tax 🤣
Damn that sounds good. Hope the pregnancy is going well 🫂
Lol you just catch snowflakes in your hair ☺️
Could be. It is hard to be and think positive, exhausing really, but so worth it in the end.
Bubble wrap is still one of the most entertaining things.
😂 I was thinking they'd be a great template for a scarf or shawl.
It will or it won't, I'm enjoying my time here and that's what matters to me. The doom and gloomers love a self fulfilling prophecy and will find any reason to claim it's dead.
Usually before, because the breakfast takes the toothpaste taste away then coffee. If it's later and I want coffee before brekkie then I'll drink coffee then brush.
This changed my life. Mrecheese found it when I was pregnant and having a full on meltdown because of my bra. DDD and I don't hate my bras any more and he liked it because he got to help 😂
https://www.abrathatfits.org/calculator.php
Pictures like these make my heart happy 🥰
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Agreed. Some really fun ladies here!
Puts hair on yer chest!
Pretty much all I drink is strong black coffee...
They're so cute it does seem sus...
My two minutes before bedtime quick birthday card 🪴+🎂+☕=✌️He knows the secret to my happiness 😂
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Workin' hard at being cute!
100% looking forward to the cheap games. 😂
It was the first console we've bought since the XBox one I think... We've never been huge gamers, but the corny chat gang convinced us to get Mario Party.
I can't not do it lol. This person/people have a ton of themed doodle charts, I don't know how I've never run across one.
The worst. Or falling back asleep right before the alarm goes off ☹️. Sending hugs and energy!!
Found a new forever project 😆. Will add mre cheese packets somehow 🧶🧀 #knit #knitstr #yarnandcheese #itwasmeanttobe
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Looks like a brownie cookie combo 🤤
Books 5,6, and 7 have me in tears at some point. Currently reading Deathly Hallows for bedtime with my son.
Goblet of Fire is my favorite book, I feel like it has all the things. It has excitement, innocent first teenage romance, action, and the loss of innocence. I love, love, love it!
Movie is harder for me, but I'd have to say one of the first ones because they're a little more true to the books. 🤔
I love eating when the restaurant is empty 😆.
Lol, corny chat will beat the shyness out of ya 😂. I lurked on nostr for a long time before I really started to engage and I have such a great time now. Tell her to find me when you talk her in to joining up ☺️.
Absolutely. But I low key want a portable whiteboard and pretty markers now...
Did she gush? Uncle Jesse was such a stud.
It's exhausting just having one.
Losing my voice again (partly from the roller coaster screaming) 😫. I try to talk and it's all gravelly in a carton-a-day smoker kind of way, not the sexy sultry voice. It's so hard to not talk to the husband and the kid. Even the dog is being needy today. It all sucks because I haven't been any kind of sick in a few years other than the occasional headache or tummy trouble, this year the pollen is kicking my butt.
We just bought the current one 😐. Had the light for a while but finally sprung for the "big" one and like 2 days later we saw the announcement for the 2 🙄🙄.
Imma be a really good girl and start working on my letter to Santa 😂
True. I guess I'm skeptical until I get some consistent interaction.
Fckn awesome...starting a switch 2 fund now since it's probably not going to work in the current one 😒.
For real. Have a witty comeback and make someone giggle, put up a shitty picture, have a real interaction with someone, God forbid someone put in a teeny amount of effort 🙄. I can confirm that I zap and have been zapped for all of these.
The confusing thing for me is why the people who have been around so long are still falling for the scammers.
😂 I came here to say that!! Real????
I never zap an introduction post unless someone I interact with says yes this is a real person that I know. I do however try to leave a comment about how great it is and the best way to get traction is to just talk to people.
I hate that these people exist, all to try and scam you out of a dollar or less 🙄. Lame.
Holy horny hamster ladies 😳
Not the corn I was looking for. Not disappointed. 😂
He does in fact have the biggest balls of them all...
Also, I love that I get tagged to check out the hamster nuts 😂🫂
It's how I've found such fun friends 💜🫂
Same 🫂 Embrace the doofusness.
I think there'd be more takers. We could even do sponsorships.
I like the piece of corn for scale...
Damn, you were not lying. 😳😂🥜
Sad we can't commit ☹️. I'd let you throw me out of a plane, lol.
Night night, thanks for the new pfp 🥰🥰
So stunning and brave :omgclap_sm:
Congrats! You've made it friend!!
Self proclaimed nostr yarnfluencoor here.
You can just say you're an influencer.
Definitely a drug. 😂 @nprofile…mq99 is a master blender.
Follower counts are a shitcoin. Apparently it's different everywhere. Holdover from legacy socials 🤷♀️
Just scream in to the void and hope someone sees it!
@nprofile…mq99 OMFG Hodl bars are everything everyone says they are. As a not huge fan of mint...OMG it's so good, it's not overpowering and I really like it thank you for making me wait 😆! The rest of the banana one is mine, the kid and husband can have some of the mint one (maybe). You rock, they're fckn amazing. Will try to snap some pics for proof of eat tomorrow. And thanks for the note ☺️, will get the trade out soon! #hodlbars #barteringisbest #omfgtheyresogood #believethehypebecauseitstrue
Definitely the first...but also nostr is ded...both, neither 🤷♀️
Night night, all is well. Hope you have good dreams 🫂.
Hold up!!! This is adorable and makes me think the kid is part otter, I washed soooo many rocks 😂
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Any opportunity to pull that one out 😂😂
Have fun. Miss you too Swissy Missy 🫂💜
Thank you 🫂💜 I love it when they turn out so pretty 😍
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Oh goodness what a cutie!!
Eat the rainbow 🌈. Veggie flatbreads for dinner tonight. Naan, hummus, and veggies of your choice; we're having red bell pepper, carrots I cooked a couple days ago, yellow heirloom tomato, brussels sprouts from the other night, and shallot (mine is the one covered in it). Heat the flat breads a bit at 400, smear with hummus and add your veggies on top. Heat it for 5 min or so then sprinkle with cheese, back in the oven to melt it and done! The kid frequently requests them, I use mini naan but any kind of flatbread works. #foodstr #kidstr #momstr
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Only the best for a Nice Nostr Lady™
Must watch film of the hour...
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😆😆 Nostr friends are the best!
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Omg love this 😆😆. Thank you 🫂💜
Husband says things like this to me, he's a keeper 🥰
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Morning from the evening! 💜🫂
Always the forgotten ones 😒. 💜🧶
Exactly, screen time itself isn't bad ours is currently playing Mario tennis 😂. But being engaged on family outings and learning how to sit down for an hour or two at a restaurant are things kids need to do. We'll let ours bring a book or his ereader if we know we'll be a while. My sister's youngest can't sit at the table at home and eat without the phone in fromt of her 🙄
It was one of our old ones. He went on a trip with his grandparents and we figured he was old enough to understand the consequences of "running out of minutes" on the e-sim, but that way he could call or message us without bugging his grandparents. I think we got like one call and a couple of messages 😂. He's frugal with his sats and he's already a privacy nut that hates google and puts in fake birthdays on sites that ask for it.
I'm easily distracted 😂. I think I started it when there were lots of babies being born and it got set aside and forgotten. Now it's my distraction project. It shouldn't take long to finish it.
I just miscounted when I went to start the yellow at the top 😂. I had the bottom half done because it was easy with the cactus as a landmark, who knows what I was distracted by. I haven't picked it up in probably a year. And I started on it probably 3 years ago...
When doing counted cross stitch, there's one thing that's important...I was working with the yellow then switched to the pink when things were looking a bit off. #whathadhappenedwas #countingishard #crossstitch #craftstr
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Smells like Summer's Eve...
I said a second. You were confused by it.
Yum! Had a little cousin that called them strawbabies 😆
Some typos were meant to be 😂 👹
My what big testicles you have grandpa! 😂
Sending you some love in case you get depleted 💞
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Didn't sleep in but sleepy and coffee 😴☕
I always have to look at my phone, it's worse now the kid is home every day.
I was thinking this over the weekend, I have shit I need to get done but zero motivation lately.
I somehow miraculously knew what the date was 🤷♀️. I'm a fool the rest of the year, it's why we work.
😂 I saw it when we got off last night, Cheese fell for it for a second. I immediately knew because I ain't no fool 😆
It varies day to day for me. Some days it's quietly scrolling and seeing what's going on, some days it's social and chatting back and forth, some days it's about venting frustrations and seeking commiseration, and some days it's about sharing things that bring me joy and hoping to spark a little joy in someone else's life if only for a moment.
Lame-o's stacking sats and getting jacked. One day YOU'LL be laughing at THEM. Then who will be laughing at the turn tables turning and such...
🙄 you can't fix stupid. I know what ladies like and it's this 100%. You're going to be drowning in ladies.
Morning sir! Enjoy your day!
🫂🫂 Sounds like my mil. She rarely goes out and lives on the news sites and facebook and has forgotten how to people. Glad you survived and don't feel guilty for feeling your own feelings.
Omg I need that in my life!!! 😆 Your grandpa sounds like a fun guy.
Great job. She's almost yours. The ladies love dragon claws in the bedroom 🤌🤌
Seemed the appropriate coice of words 😂🤷♀️
Keep up the hard work and soon you'll be able to steal the hot girl from the school bully 👍💪
Color change cups are a weakness.
Love it! We have these magnets on the fridge from a birthday card the boy picked out for his dad 😂
Those are some sweet lightsaber moves you have though.
Omg I didn't see this before I posted my coffee cup 🤣😂
With all the pineapple pizza and Star Wars hullaballoo yesterday, I felt the need to break out the color change Star Wars coffee cup for my #coffeechain today ☕
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I rage when I see kids being babysat by the phone or a tablet at a nice restaurant. Get a babysitter and leave them home or just stay home. I am guilty of putting a movie on once or twice when I was at a doctor appointment when he was under two and naps were missed. He has a phone with GrapheneOS and an esim that he paid for with sats. He uses it for listening to music or audiobooks in the car.
Looking refreshed. Moisturized and in your lane 😂
Great minds or something...🤣🤣
Better than a duo I guess.
Lets not be too generous.
There are ones of us here.
@nprofile…zcmq You're a funny guy 😂
This is so gorgeous! Love all the details in the stone.
They just kept getting so cool. And the click wheel was bad ass. The ones without a screen were so cute.
Oooo nice, came across my purple nano the other day. Peak ipod 💜💜
🤔 well then you're fucked 😂🫂💜
🤷♀️ mediocre looks = less needy maybe
😂 I don't consider it pizza pizza, it's more of a less messy delivery method for some BBQ chicken. And I love cheese 😆
Some in our bundle are more rounded this one has really flat sides. It's definitely cool to see the way it used to be done.
Mine is kind of triangular which is a new one for me.
Trying something new tonight. #cigarstr
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🫄🫄 I might get creative next time I get the itch to make some pizza.
I 💜 Amethyst for this. Didn't even know I was in it 🔥🎉
Easier said than done. But I'm trying 🤝
I like sleeping with a man and some Star Wars 🤷♀️
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Okay, hear me out...a BBQ chicken pizza with pineapple might be tolerable, IF it has BBQ sauce and no tomato sauce... :frysquint_sm:
I should've been more brazen 😂. The snatches of conversation I heard were something about somebody just gave it to him. It was a group of people in scrubs hanging out at at the bar next to the cigar lounge.
He left 😫 my indecision and shyness screwed me again.
He was wearing scrubs, so probably fine...
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Really want to go chat with the guy handing out wine from the back of his car...🍷 #yolo
#proofofsteak
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Most of what I buy is South/Central American dark chocolate 🤷♀️
And we love you for it 😆🫂
You never see exactly where the conversation is headed. Also never disappointed.
I'm sad I missed this first go round, glad I'm seeing it now 🤌🤌. Bread lady you crazy 😂🥖🫄
Glad they're not reproducing if I'm honest.
I think it's worse now than ever. I think we like it because we all had it growing up, I never buy it anymore. I buy small batch dark chocolate when I buy chocolate nowadays. I apologize for American chocolate 🫂💜
It gets tighter every day and I get a little sadder
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Roller coaster and old fashioned to wind up the birthday month. It's been too long (+20 years 👵) since I've ridden a roller coaster that wasn't emotional, it was the kid's first and he's ready for more. #drinkstr #birthdaymonththings #mybodyhurts #letsfuckinggooooooo
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Do you get away, are you riding the alligators, are you lunch, are there fish?
Eyeballs weird me out. This doesn't help.
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@nprofile…9400 made this one for me 😂
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😂 It really is another language. I have a shawl in timeout that is herringbone brioche and it's burp and bark for brioche purl (brp) and brioche knit (brk)...
Fresh hell but in a fun way 😂 I'm always wondering what the shenanigans will be at the moment.
So sorry to hear this Dan. Sending love and hugs to you and your family.
I had to take the dog out for her evening pee 😒
Damnit, I came here to say buying swords 😂
Cheese has tried and failed.
Internet strangers to the rescue 🫂💜😂
I usually splash some balsamic on them, will have to try honey 🤔
Please let me know when it ends. Mine is 10.
Nothing will burn you quite like bacon grease 😐. Also nothing makes brussels sprouts more tasty.
Had to look up what a wawa is...
Now I need to know @nprofile…rnlp (also what was this sandwich?)
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Pretty cringe. I'm here for the weirdos and bitcoin is a byproduct. I have a hard time understanding why people struggle here, although I never had a large following on the socials and maybe that's it.
I found the people I liked, followed them, lurked a while, then started engaging and posting a lot. A teeny bit of effort and I like it here.
But no I'm not a lover of the neckbeards
A lady never kisses and tells about her neck beard experiences...
Neck beards are so awesome
He's been on 2 wheels since he could reach the seat on the balance bike 😂. He got a new bike for Christmas that has gears, he was super excited about it and got it muddy straight away.
Practice makes perfect! If at first you don't succeed, try try again!!
So cool. Hoping to get the kid in to something like this!
What a great way to think about it. Great artists have passion for what they do and a computer just can't replicate that.
Ours seems to genuinely like crickets. She plays with them like a cat and then eats them when they can't play anymore 😂
Hatin' the player instead of the game 😆
😂 Our dog loves eating ze bugs. She's caught a couple of cicadas to play with and ended up munching them. She didn't look thrilled with the taste.
Hell yeah, next stop Wedge World and Wedge Land Flower Parks 🔥🔥 (I would totally visit)
I was one of those dingdongs that was surprised that a pufferfish fills itself up with water and not air 🙄. I let my air breathing privilege get in the way 😂😂😂.
Dunno but it was probably sarcastically with the kid.
Nononono!!!! 😂😂 It just means I have no experience for suggestions. Was she able to find something?
Or chop it up into a salsa/pico with onion, garlic, jalapeno, and cilantro and throw it on a burger.
I'm all for it, just not chunks in tomato sauce. I love pineapple and pork, or just slice it and grill it 🤌🤌🤤. Side note, grilled peaches are also really good.
New icebreaker for gatherings 🤣
Lol, I think it's hilarious the things that take off.
😂 trending on primal probably
Also, Ravelry has tons of patterns free and paid.
Confession time...I've only ever crocheted blankets. My go to is The Daphne Afghan from TL Yarncrafts, because it's granny triangles and I get so bored making blankets.
Buuuuttt I'd say a chevron with 3 colors would be great and alternating the colors wouldn't be awful. Yarnspirations.com has a ton of free patterns for all skill levels.
🤤🤤
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☹️ hopefully it'll get down to like 50% soon.
Shocked I was able to go back and find it 😆🎉
Consistency is key, we always had a routine of bath, milk, and reading. We also listened to chill music or crickets in the dark.
Happy to know you're not 100% Grumpy Cat these days ☺️
Just chillaxin, he was out of town all week. Cigars and chill is us.
Managed to miss this one, but possibly my favorite ☕🍞💜
Just call it sarcasm and no one will know the difference 😉
I was thinking about this the other day. Probably doable and has probably been done 🤔🤔 Will do some research 🫡
I try to keep my crumudgeon off line, she's not a great person 😂. Grumpy Cat was such a relatable thing.
I feel this some days 😂
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A party I could get on board with 🍔🍻💃
Sorry to disappoint. Pineapple and tomato sauce isn't my jam 🤢
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Majestic cicada eating pup
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Damn now I want some btcheese
Lonely lady looking for laughs 😘
My consonants are always hard 🤣
Life is more exciting for sure.
Awful shows make for great knits 🧶🧶
Can we take a moment for those gorgeous wax seals 😍😍.
Sorry to hear about your troubles 🫂 Happy to see you around a bit again ☺️
Am feral housewife. Poor husband 😂
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Dragons are just so cool. 🐲🐉
Me when my @nprofile…f2ut tarot cards come in. Note to self learn abput tarot readings...
😂 OMG, I was asked what I'd rather come across and dragon was one of the choices. I said dragon because I'd tame it and have a pet dragon.
You could always try the Tallow Temptations 😂
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We got trains, we got crickets, we got loud ass frogs.
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😂😂 Alliteration always affords awesome affiliations...
Yes, they're so bright!! And so cute.
Fluent female fucked you up 😆💜🫂
Bad behavior brings bawling 😁
Much love to ya 😘
Twenty teeth for tiny turds??
Batty bitches buying bitter butter...
My Father and the ribbon on the foot 🤌🤌
Oscar Valladares has a cigar called the Super Fly that has a purple band and comes in a purple box. The guys laugh at me because I get excited over the pretty ones 🤷♀️
🫂🫂 I'm just so ready for him to be home. It's a shitty drive without the rain.
We have so many ashtrays...freebies, raffle prizes, and cool ones we bought 😂. We'll be up one more if I ever come across a cool purple one 😁
Some days I try and it is just like this 😂
Of course it's pouring ass rain and all around shit weather the night the husband is coming home ☹️
😂 Tallow Temptations, the ultimate in healthy, edible personal lubricants...
Note to self, buy saltine crackers...
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Better pictures of the holes in your fingers :thinkguy_sm:
My nephew asked if that was what cheese was going to give me when we got married 😂 Naturally we gave each other a handshake at our wedding.
You are welcome and may the odds be ever in your favor!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
(Kid's favorite joke)
Sending hugs 🫂. Kids are great for that 😂
Happy (early) Birthday! 🫂🫂 Can relate, turning 30 was my bogeyman...29 had some struggles for me, and by the time my b-day was rolling around I was ready 😂.
Glad you got a chance to check out for a bit and so glad to hear it's been a while since your last seizure. We are our own worst enemies most of the time, just remember that this too shall pass and that there are people out there happy for your small victories too 🫂🫂
😂 I'm picturing scrolling all the notes about boring ham stuff and then this pops up. I'd be very excited, lol.
Yeah, there is that...and as a person with a kid of that age is a great analogy 😂
Yes! I've started using my cast iron more and it's made such a difference for browning meats.
I'm here for the Hercules pics 🥰 The ham radio people are in for a treat if they're following that tag 😂😁
Gimme gimme gimmeeeeee!! 😆
I love how everyone gets so excited over dumb stuff though 😂🤷♀️. The ai freaks me out a bit and feeding the machine can't be a good idea.
Ooo It changed quite a bit looks like. 😬 Thanks for such a silly fun thing!!
Maybe I'll give it a shot. It's good to change it up once in a while 👀
Oof didn't even try that one, too many Trekkie friends said ew.
They got a bromance goin on 👀😂
😫 I was super tired, crawled in bed and wide awake. Decided I'd at least get some entertainment out of my sleeplessness.
Shhhh it's mine too 🤫. Don't want the others to get jealous.
I'm ashamed to admit I wanted nothing to do with Star Trek until I was an adult, now it's a comfort show 🤷♀️. I enjoy a distraction now and again ☺️
Not having high hopes for sleep tonight, so I put on the comfort show. #startrek #tng #nerdalert
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Nooooo I was just watching DS9
Same. Clean cut with styleability...is that even a word? 🤣
Yum. I feel like chicken thighs don't get enough love. They're a hit every time with the kid and myself,
🤣 he's spoilt, no chancla throwing but I have threatened him with whatever's in my hand...spoon, spatula, skillet...(jk on that last one)
I guess it's a proud parenting moment, he's become ungovernable but making good choices 🤣
Mean mom while dad is out of town 😠
Pretty sure I just heard the kid sneak out of his room...probably for a cheese stick since I told him no before bed... #kidstr
Just one more hug...eleventy-seven times
I wanted to cry. Both because the washer was fubar and because ants in the house.
https://tidal.com/playlist/9f36ad6f-62f3-4e10-bbf3-886c421aecf6
https://tidal.com/playlist/71b4ec9a-a1d9-464b-8615-82d169c6c64d
👀 So what you're saying is I'm right? 😂
90s pop hits 😂 or 60s-70s feel good music
Plain glazed or a raspberry or strawberry filled from our little donut shop. They have amazing cinnamon twists also... The lady knows us and we always get fresh if they have them and tons of extras like donut holes or a chocolate covered for the kid. It pays to be nice 😆
You are so lucky! Mine was almost the cost of a new washer to repair (ants fried the control panel) 🙄, I ended up with a new one.
Neutral Human Bard here 🙋♀️. I'm unsure where I belong 🤷♀️😂
The dream. I want to do that and be able to trade yarn things for goods.
Sending hugs. Glad things went well 🫂🫂
Read as a circular economy is a cult 🤔
🫂🫂 I slept soooo hard for like 3-4 hrs and woke up. We just need to stay on the phone like teenagers 😂.
When you're sleep deprived and forget you have a dog then see it out of the corner of your eye...I was ready to send the kid running from the snake by the back door. 😂😂 #babycomeback
I only see my typos when the hubs points them out 🙄
Would live there. Can provide yarn things. 🧶
Took the errrr words? right out of my mouth 😂
Collecting tisms like Pokemon... I choose you OCD!!!
#overheardincornychat
I need to make sloppy joes. I like to mix mine in to mac & cheese 🤤.
😂😂
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Not the #nostrhero we're looking for, but the one I got 😆 Sometimes the kid builds random lego me at just the right time.
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Not as boring as mine 😂
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Kind of sad I'm a boring human ☹️. Fun times though!
I'm here for the silly stuff like this. @nprofile…8c78 is my nostr doppleganger apparently 🤷♀️ nostrganger 🤔
Uhhhhh
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I feel you. Their self check thing is hot garbage.
Not sure what mine means, but apparently I have zero fucks to give 😂😂
Ring ding dong ringaling ding ding dong @nprofile…9400 on her important phone call
My inner cat comes out when I see puddles of sunshine. 😆🐈
😂 we're working on him. He might just be what the protocol needs...
I'm just glad I have finally found people who can appreciate his toilet numbering system.
Same, you can put into words the feelings I have 🫂💜
Jr had us rolling when he came out and told us he did a no. 3, then he says a 2+1 duh. And that was when we knew he was a genius. 😂😂
Number 3 is a poop and a pee, 4 is diarrhea, 5 is a throw up, 6 is a diarrhea and a throw up...if I remember correctly, I'll have to confirm with the kid.
☺️☺️ I know nothing about D&D, but a quick search says basically true neutral is just that. It's smack in the middle of everything.
I'm not sure if you ever sent that, but I'm not surprised at all 🫂.
Hello fellow human bard! I don't care if you're good or evil 🥰😆
😂 Good man! The hubs is defo the coffee nerd in our house. We have so many different coffee making things...
'tis true, when the coffee man is away the yarnlady has a sad day... Or at least sad coffee ☕
And I dgaf apparently evil Jesus good, good Jesus also good...
Amethyst. I didn't even know I was tagged in it 😂
Morning, hope you enjoyed your patio coffee!
The coffee just isn't as good when I have to make it myself...but I do get more. #coffeechain #tradeoffs
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At least you're a well rounded gnome 🤷♀️
Motivational poster material 🤌🤌
I knew it was that or something similar, but no idea what you want to have 🤷♀️. I'm a dextrous human bard of great constitution 😂
Mine was okay I guess 🤷♀️ I don't know anything about any of it 😂😂
Wisdom is chasing me but I keep outrunning it 😆😆. I love goofy things like this.
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For a stretchy cast on, a great trick is to cast on around both of your needles. Other than that, I think just practice it a few times. I used this cast on for socks and it worked great.
Happy you finally got it!!!!
😂 It's so weird the things that help us relax and fall asleep. Tempted to throw the kid in bed with me for the noise but he thrashes around too much, lol.
🫂🫂 Sometimes sleep just does't come. I'm used to the hubs breathing and it's too quiet.
I've been trying to go to sleep for like 3 hours, I can't sleep without the breathing next to me. I don't see myself being one of the "I can't wait for separate beds" people. Why are you with the person???? #marriagestr #ineedtohearthebreathing #ilikemyspouse #whycantijustfallasleep
I'm with Karo on this one, I've sold some things for bitcoin, but I post random things and I'll comment on the things I feel like. I've had tons of back and forth conversations with people, I post yarn stuff, cigars, food, and random parent or marriage things. It's enjoyable and some notes get a lot of engagement and some get none I don't fret because my regulars are always there for a chat 🤷♀️
Engagement is as engagement does... :gumpwave_sm:
An all in one hole if you will...
A different sort of red ring ⭕...
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Start out slow, don't want burnt holes 🤣🤣
All the talk about sunning your balls the other night had me feeling left out 😂😂😂
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Or to react to anything 🤷♀️😆
I feel seen 😳 I❤️U🍷
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When the hubs has to go out of town...
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Uhn-tiss uhn-tiss uhn-tiss 🎶🎶🎶
Oh nooooooo 😫. Sending hugs 🫂
Raw dog or nothing at all 🔥🔥🔥
😂😂 to be fair he tested it out first.
The kid tried to lock me in the trunk of the rent car so I could see the glow in the dark emergency trunk release 🤔 Oh the innocence of youth... #momstr #kidstr #amiraisingaserialkiller
Make that thing your bitch!! 🫂💜 Love and hugs and hope you feel better.
🫂 Glad it wasn't hard work, nobody got time for that 😉. It's just so nice to talk to human beings that aren't shitbirds.
So happy you had a blast, it's always a good time. I think people don't realize you can just start up a room and talk about whatever, you don't have to join one of the active rooms. I was so anxious the first couple of times, but now we're on most nights 😆🤷♀️.
:confusedgirl_sm:
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Yep. It's great to think outside the box on big things. Our lives are much improved because of it.
I was thinking something similar earlier. Thinking about attachment and putting down roots and things and maybe that's not the thing that's for my little family. Sunday's for musings.
You had to be there 🤷♀️😂
I think it's really the best way.
Sometimes it really does need the benadryl. I've been using Flonase and if I remember to do it every day 🙄 it seems to work.
This has been the worst in a few years. The best thing seems to be just staying out of it ☹️☹️☹️
It's the worst for the best of things 😭🫂
I think I'm going to have sourdough Tuesday 😆
This. Except the parents gave the kids the phone and the kids played it on repeat. Apparently it was cool to whine about it on facebook at the time. Algorithms at work.
I was wrong 🤧🤧
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Enjoying a smoke, coffee, and the weather as well 🫂🔥
Poor guy. I'm not that bad luckily.
I have seen something similar before 😭😭. That's one of the ones that gets me, pine and juniper...and oak and grass, and mulberry and ash and hackberry... 😂
It's the trees for me 😫. They have been awful this year, we had a wet winter and allllll the things are greening.
When it rains after the pollening and there are yellow puddles everywhere... Hoping my allergies will chill out 🤞🤧
Sometimes you have to interrupt the nerds talking about the nerd things 🤷♀️.
You get a sweet badge! 😂
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@nprofile…3z3m
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You can call me leather balls. #overheardincornychat
Oh man, that's great!! We've talked to several ex-smokers who stay away from cigars because they're scared they'll start cigarettes again. It's a habit I'm glad I never picked up. I drink on occasion, but cigars are relaxation time.
Yep. Most of the studies are on ex cigarette smokers too so they're really inconclusive 🤷♀️. Only thing I've ever smoked is cigars, but my dad smoked when I was a kid.
They're not addictive unless you inhale apparently 🤷♀️. Although the process is addictive, lol.
There is always mischief going on in corny chat. Not for the faint of heart on occasion 😂
Night night!! :turtlehappy_sm:
Going to use this for educational purposes 😂. Kid didn't want to find his gloves yesterday...steri strips and a splint may teach him, but his parents are dumb 🙄
So many things that as a girl I never thought of 😂. And I just have one.
Just boy things... 😂😂 Ours was making clubs and vampire stakes yesterday and cut his finger. Steri strips and a splint set him right.
You can just do a @nprofile…f6yx
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But is anyone wearing their #cornyhat while in the corny chat? :yarny:
😂 Sis sent this, from facebook I'm sure. Has me wondering now if there's yarn nail art sticker things out there. I would totally rock some granny square nails! #crochet #crochetstr #iwishthiswasreal
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I try to not with the pancakes, but every once in a while we do a late breakfast/brunch splurge and usually do french toast and now we'll have this to add in the rotation.
#cigarstr this afternoon
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This is amazing. And a hundred. 🥰
Some people pay good money for that...
Oooo new sherrif in town 👀
😂 I was a little confused as to where her penis came from. Does she lop his off and screw the hole or she just has a strap on in her handbag? 🤔😆
Ah, okay. Then just copious amounts of coffee. 😂☕☕
She's drinking shitty margs or drinks like a fish if she's functioning after 5 😆
I ate way too much. The pancakes were dense with the banana and pecans in the batter. 10/10 will do them again but smaller diameter.
Drink some water and/or get some electrolytes in you. It usually does the trick when I'm dragging 🫂💜
Dishing out dating advice for the lonely lads? 😂😂
This is adorable! Can't wait to see it!!
Banana pancakes with a spinach and bacon scramble for #brunchstr Pancakes are an emotional thing for me to cook, they NEVER turn out. I'm happy to report that these were amazing and I didn't have a meltdown in the kitchen 🎉 #foodstr #shittyfoodpics #madethosepancakesmybitch
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Today we learned about first aid...
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😂 I was just dancing around the kitchen.
Car soccer, bodily functions, and other important things...
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OMG how could I forget Conway Twitty! The ultimate in feelings country 😫💜🫂
👀👀 I loved it when I had a perm!! Effortless (for me) curly waves 🤌🤌
Amen to that. I like what I like and I don't the rest.
I appreciate it. So many people hate on country music, but for me it's just so much in my soul I can't not listen to it. It's my emotional support music.
😂😂😂 I feel you, I do use a purple shampoo & conditioner for blonde hair, I don't care about how "toxic" it may be it makes my hair pretty 😆. Hubs uses a 2 in one that could be a body wash also. If I wasn't lazy and had unlimted funds I'd do mermaid hair 😍😍
😬 I can only imagine. I'd like to think I'd be okay with it, but I've had like 2 grays and I'm 40+. I did some blonde highlights in my younger days, but I never kept up with it.
👀👀 I don't need help getting all up in my feelings.
Don Williams also. Tidal is picking some good ones.
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They hit all the feels. The old style with 80's 90's sound, made me think of Dwight Yoakum and Everly Bros 🤷♀️. I'm going to have to listen to more.
I really like that! It has all the right vibes.
Ooooo I like it, listening now. I know I've heard it before. Love that swing-y style sad song, tidal played Abilene by George Hamilton IV after 🤌🔥
100% why I don't color my hair 😂. I'm fortunate enough to not have any grays at an age where I should.
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☺️ d'awww I'll have to share with the kiddo.
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This album is my favorite 🔥🔥 (Music Man)
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Uh oh. No new friends for you, lol.
Love him too. I'm a small town country gal at heart and when I'm up in the feelings it just hits the spot ☺️🫂💜. George, Merle, Waylon... and I will leave my husband if George Strait ever comes calling 😆😆 (he knows this).
Just open it and invite him in 😆.
Hubs always shrugs when I talk to the wildlife in mommy voice. We have some bun buns and deer that frequent the yard.
Sometimes I ike to listen to sad country music a la George Jones 🎶😫. It makes me realize life isn't all that bad... #musicstr #sadsongs
#lifeisntsobad #alittlebitcountryalittlebitrocknroll
😂 I'm so predictable I could probably figure it out on my own...you'd probably be in my top 10 🤷♀️😆💜
Hint...it's magic 😉
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Looking in to your soul... 😂
Apparently most men get a vasectomy during March madness. 😂😂 Boys and their sports ball...
😂😂 I see what you did there and I agree!
Sending hugs and positive thoughts your way. 🫂🫂
Thank you for the reminder 🫂🫂
OMG I talk about people being "shiny". My intuition kicks in around those people and screams they're untrustworthy. Trust your gut!
Lmao, it's a different sort of V-Day 🤣🤣
When the urologist told us that, I laughed. Boys will be boys. 😂😂
Cheese isn't home and it's too damn cold again for a lonely smoke and chat. It's wine and chill for me.
Lol, I'm in the same boat. I wish they had more of a buttery flavor and less sweet. I'm not mad 🤣
Okay, they're not what I expected. They're good, but not my favorite. One bag is plenty ☺️
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
(stolen from the kid)
I feel this, glad I have the cheese man to scoop up my molten mess some days 😆🫂💜. At least I'm all sparkles and rainbows.
Uh oh, they had a ton at the HEB today. I might be in trouble 😂
Lol, I may have bought Harry Potter Butterbeer Goldfish crackers today...I'm sure they're gross but 🤷♀️
🥰 He was the first thing I made that had poseable (posable 🤔) arms and legs, and I think he's my favorite. His little face is the cutest!
They're terms of endearment, my kid has several and I rarely ever call him by his name 😂. People shouldn't take themselves so seriously.
I relate to a bunch of these, I'm a Pisces. I am very introverted too.
Yes. Thank you 🥰🥰. I've also made a bunch of Pokemon for the kid.
Glad y'all are getting much needed rain! I was complaining all winter knowing I'll be wishing for it this summer.
Sadly it didn't work on myself 🤣🤣.
Thank you, he was a big undertaking, I posted progress shots when I was making him. All those fingers and toes 😑
Yay!! My useless superpower is knowing when my friends are pregnant 😆
Thank you 🥰. I made a sorting hat, but I don't have any pics of it. Currently reading book 7 to the kid.
That sounds like it smells amazing, all the things I like in a fragrance.
I have HP knit and crochet books...😁
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Hufflepuff here 🙋♀️. I find myself relating to Prof Sprout more and more 😂. Messy hair and I always seem to have dirt or something on me, and I like plants. 💛🖤
Something about something cutting edge and educational, definitely not a trashy romance novel 👀😳😆🤷♀️
Black coffee, an Americano, or an occasional cappuccino...for a special treat an affogato 🤤
Yes! And you realize that you don't have to capture every moment on film.
Reward system and timers. Do X and get 15 minutes. Set an annoying, loud timer that you have to get up to turn off. The getting up to shut it off is key.
I get so sucked in when I want to play. I don't have to play every day, but when I do I play ALL day 😐
It was an unhappy evening for all of us 😂
Blindingly white ones with white New Balance shoes on one end 😆
Mine ate a giant pile of sourdough pancakes.
I knew you'd be along shortly 😂💜
😆 I see what you did there
If that's the case I should've bought him a plastic pool for a bed 😂.
Could be they are when you consume them 🤷♀️.
He sleeps in a hammock, it's easy to wash 😆
I never heard that one, it was always playing with matches/fire that makes you wet the bed.
It was snails for a while 🤣
I used to have rocks everywhere. I eventually set them free back on the driveway 😆.
Nice! I have little dried up flowers everywhere.
I love that my kid still picks flowers for me. Today it was a dandelion 🥰 #momstr #kidstr
It's because it wasn't shit 🤣🤣.
Agreed, she did a great job in both movies I think.
This!!
Spamming the popular tags is cringey. Niche things require proper tagging because it just gets lost in the crowd. I've come across some and thought oh yeah, I didn't think about that one!
Luckily they have a bathroom 😆
First thing we still do anywhere new is go to the bathroom...he's 10.
Yes!! #butytho
The ones I use have helped me find a couple of my notes, but I use specific ones for the things. Also made up ones a la @nprofile…m6vx because it's so fun. I hate seeing random shit pop up in the coffeechain tag.
🫂 We artsy/crafty folks gotta stick together. You were one of the first people to think my stuff was cool here 💜☺️
#idontunderstand #hashtaghatersgonnahate
#ionlyusepopularhashtagsbecauseithinkitwillgetmenoticedclub
😂 🫂💜😘
This is awesome!! So unbelievably happy for you!
It's all that yarn. Keeps me hot 😆
I forget he was in that.
I liked the Wonder Woman movies and The Suicide Squad (the one with Idris Elba), but the rest have been painful. We don't need a ten minute slo-mo action scene every five minutes 🙄.
Can confirm. Have a black dog and she cute 🥰
😂 Get out of my head, I watched that not too long ago. He's a little too small framed for my tastes, but pretty yummy all the same. Silver foxes are my weakness, I love watching River Monsters...for it's educational value 👀🤷♀️
😂 he was just eye candy for me. He is definitely a shitty actor, Aquaman was awful 🤢.
I really like it. The tie in episodes with the original series are fun. Plus younger Jason Momoa 🤷♀️
Simplicity. It will have character added over time from handling.
👀👀 SG Atlantis
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She's all I'm waiting... 😂
👀 I'll send warm thoughts when I go cook in the sun later. 🫂☀️
10/10 would listen for about a minute then tune you out like all the others.
Happy Birthday to her! And she has great taste, I love stuffed peppers!
Oh yeah girl... was it good for you? 🚬
Love that he's a chonky boy 💜
I don't have the staying power to make something like that, lol. The getting pregnant happened because my body said this job is awful, let's get pregnant so you can quit 😆🤷♀️
😂😂 it could be considered a come and get me outfit.
How I shitpost
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I work well with others and take direction well.
I'm flexible.
Attention to detail is important to me.
Last time I did this, I got pregnant. (True story, got pregnant a couple months after I started my last job 😂)
🤣 It's one of my favorite shirts.
Okay, that's what I was thinking. I've only ever seen them at a distance.
What flower is this? They're so pretty.
I try to tell the kid this, he won't listen 🙄
Complete and utter shit... 😆😆
Nah, it was really good, thank you 🫂🫂
It works well for some reason. I have enough emotions for both of us 🤷♀️☺️. Extroverts are exhausting, unless I'm tipsy and one of them 😂.
When your crafty hobbies meet. Made this when iron on vinyl was a big deal, these are crochet symbols. #crochet #craftstr #crochetstr #kissmeimnotirish
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Hope you all feel better soon 🫂🫂
💚🫂☘️ I think Irish is one thing I'm not 😂. I am a mutt and I am okay with it.
I become your type when I'm drinking 😂 🍻
INFP here, most times -T... I am the mediator; I am sentimental, nostalgic, empathetic, and idealistic. I am the kryptonite to my INTJ husband who is a robot 😂.
Ferio Tego Generoso #cigar #cigarstr #nowsmoking #morebirthdaythings
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Hard to come to grips with not being as important as you think you are I guess.
This just made me think about how I've been more engaged on nostr in a year than any of the social medias I used before 🤔. More alive than twitter ever was for me.
Love your stack of bracelets!
Better than sad boner 🤷♀️
Thanks for the giggles. I'm imagining all the tickling.
OMG I can't stop giggling 😂😂😂
They all have so much personality. Love that there are people this creative in the world. 🥰
That's thinkin' right there!
😂😂 haters gonna hate. Keep living rent free in their heads!
Happy Birthday @nprofile…vxv9 March birthdays are the best!! 😉🎉🧁
Hell yeah. Good looking #meatstr
Happy birthday fellow picses birthday buddy! Hope you get your chance for some quiet time...and cake. 🎉🎂
Yet another reason #nostr and #cornychat are the best, making my day a little more special 🥰
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@nprofile…zcmq You're the best ☺️ 🎉 🧶
@nprofile…fw03 you're already famous 😂 Being impersonated in #cornychat
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☺️🤣 So sweet we gotta bring it down a notch.
Had fun hanging out with the meatspace friends this evening, now having fun with the #cornychat friends. It's been a good day 🥰
Cake is dessert
Cannoli is dessert
Cannoli is cake...
I like all the things you have listed except IPAs. Strong, black coffee every day ☕☕, stouts or porters are my jam, super dark chocolate 🤤, and kale salad with a balsamic vinaigrette 🤌🤌
Baby platypus are adorable 😆💜
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Super chill awesome folks probably
Would unfollow, but instant espresso is a camping staple...can't hate the player ☕💜
The frosting is the only good part.
Carrot cake can suck it!! #germanchocolatecake4lyfe
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I want to date this woman.
Love blues and whites or cream 🩵💙🤍
Cheese purple pilled a friend and cake makin lady!! #newfriends
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I need to get more. This one has survived a few freezes.
One of my favorite flowers 🥰
I was excited to see my lantana is coming back once more. 🎉
More shenanigans today 🎉 #cigarstr #cigar #birthdaymonththings
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Yes! I would play...maybe.