Last Notes
When a border agent asks if you're carrying any cash and you memorized twelve words https://relay.utxo.one/fe93af3d733bf8813b00d07d09ddd716083f600cc15a1277127f167c83b6c70b.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/2962fee775678838a33dd7593b9583b5b621c4fd89f6ddee27f0bd66eb149078.jpg
My brother sent this to me, family time is different for us
https://relay.utxo.one/031146e11fb095601f56130e87319674b5c1ef998175639f9ba3909e639ff7cf.jpg
Alright enough shit posting for the day, off to spend time with family
Enjoy your festivities today frens 🥰
In the true land of the free, you can buy these
https://relay.utxo.one/06e31dffee9e3ad2a81559f9c190256762e3e204ec16a8613c3a6ee9ff4e714f.jpg
After 3 years on nostr, I have compiled the following statistics:
*Days when nostr doesn't talk about bitcoin*
1) Superbowl
2) Easter
https://relay.utxo.one/df19de4bbb83a4beb62203b2426d71c3f6f75438d6d79f24d39a576da09acb25.jpg
I prefer to follow the faith of the seven these days, modern religions have too many hard forks
That's the idea, load would be spread , and not require any one relay to handle so much
Not exactly, but it would mean most of us would be using smaller relays
There are many business models that support relay operators that already exist, from directly paying operators, brands offering it as a value add or having a relay that supports a client/app that earns revenue indirectly
As small as we are we already have over a thousand relays and could support millions of users
Did you specifically pick it out because you liked it, or did you get some amazing deal or what
I've always wanted to meet someone who owns a PT cruiser
Who are these strange people
https://relay.utxo.one/4bef938947acbd0765388bbe60ce2a5ea863d6d277d449669a63f2c353a43a9d.jpg
Is that what they called the cloud before aws ?
https://relay.utxo.one/b9457d498624b0f7959be427a5e3e59021f38486bcc0091cc3d0ad3bb879579a.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/ce35041563f75821bfc84b0c8c8011728c1006ecefd040b2bbdeb666f3cd85a9.jpg
My brother is deep in the world series of poker Toronto main event 👀👀
https://relay.utxo.one/f5307a656750c2505746fefc2496a168c6db3c3a104fc7453ccd5f5e4c8778eb.gif
Pretty cool GitHub feature, PR reviews
https://relay.utxo.one/858a5c5b4d28da575b3eb26a9ed36e33cfce0ad4b1260cadfcfa0748a4e7690b.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/091b2d17dac39089f632ae536c845b50c768ad3af0598acc126f217208741750.gif
Of course twitter users don't like nostr, they don't know how to zap their mstr shares
Th flex of burning it with dark mode ink
I like to do both but on hack squat I can go heavier and deeper without worrying about snapping anything
Soy is skipping legs or gym altogether
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
best line in music history
https://relay.utxo.one/d03c4397ac60d2cd00b1db0f2dfd110355dd0a3c1008d0ddebb8096fe2845d44.jpg
Sometimes I wonder if some humans are so dumb they should be considered a different species
https://relay.utxo.one/d9a71136d163ceef054aaa533c89a0171228b1f0c3d45e5cb22b598b696813eb.jpg
Hack squat feels superior to traditional squat
Ok I'll start working on privacy policies then sir
Only if you put relay feeds on amethyst first
Checked car prices and my 9 year old car went up in value since I bought it in 2022
Inflation is no joke
Good morning
Yes you can't be censored on nostr broadly
But you can censor people who are annoying you directly with the block button
It's a beautiful feature, try it out sometime
Asking nicely doesn't work I tried
I thought he would do something else in the hole
https://relay.utxo.one/508f1fcdfd257d090ce9359b7951fa15febc82e29ebcf1f20d9a0f28380d265f.gif
I'm at that age where I yell at cars driving too fast on neighborhood streets
Fishcake is the biggest influencer
#nevent1q…5p32
https://relay.utxo.one/48636c7f2bd64d01a0c5d53492c2064c6064a2dc42c03c0cdc762f10053a947f.jpg
Renamed the Americano 💀
https://relay.utxo.one/08bf403580435090291a983d28db4aafca4597d859873fe02cc0f8c1e08e63d1.jpg
Just because AI said it, doesn't make it true.
Just like podcasts
Proof of deadlift day
https://relay.utxo.one/76c61f243aedd2c4d444e507dbf2665fd0da2071241276f0559133024a910416.jpg
Don't forget conference organizing!
https://relay.utxo.one/e34b114598ee8ac08f9806e82ba2131711ad2c73707e7cd9c4d76e2513fdf707.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/bd7feb74a3acbdcf6526371b58d1ee8327a379d0eaef3bb79755b041056ea0c2.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/b76b1ef3fea562035f9ffca1a2f54e4732b9eea00c9975d99eb878ea5f09a3d9.jpg
Isn't it just redundant? Like if you can get a response with get_info on nwc isn't that enough to auth?
Either way it should be illegal to mutilate baby boys, when you turn 18 you can cut your own Weiner however you want!!
I thought it was started because the old testament says Abraham offered the foreskin of his sons as an offering to the gods
*Jesus returns to earth*
Jesus: so what did y'all name the day I was tortured and murdered?
Earth: Good Friday
Jesus: what the fuck??
Do not mutilate your sons pls
GM,
Here is definitive proof I am a bitcoiner to the core, even my bmr is 2121
https://relay.utxo.one/85de02beac7b1d59cb9bac280a3b31a655fa1ac40947c6c7180debedefc50171.jpg
I smell a psyop brewing
#nevent1q…sdg7
If I ever release an app that ends with str you'll know I'm compromised
Any diet that tells you to cut out 90% of what humans have been eating for 100,000 years is obviously retarded
Zero percent chance this is real
Girls are so naked at the gym these days it makes everything hard not just the workout
SimpleLogin.com is truly an elite service and worth every sat
My email box is actually useful again and not fully of garbage
Double tap zap button
https://relay.utxo.one/52db65a876486d2577fad2b7b458ccf0ecf84cf7697f9cc31b2a79023f1b433a.jpg
I have been sending all my zaps anonymously for the last month or so
I was inspired after someone sent me an insane donation anonymously (I think I can guess who) and took zero credit
Also added benefit is tax authorities don't see your tips in public, which is more ideal
I'm liking it better this way
So anyway make sure to check your wallets for sats, not your nostr app ;)
most big companies I worked at had the worst IT departments filled with noobs
Docker isn't stable enough to run in production for anything important
Real sysadmins don't use docker
Eh doubt that's the reason, since nobody has said anything
, I think it's more because I don't promote it or have an app that connects to it
My dad after learning temu will increase prices because of tarrifs
https://relay.utxo.one/b64f8d5eacaf251edd8341bce256f04e121dc75421b8e286235ea73262fafe18.gif
GM,
I can see that basically nobody is using my cashu mint after a year of running it, so to simplify my life a bit I'm doing to decommission it
If you're the one person who has 21 sats in there, please withdraw it by end of June.
The best relay is the one you run yourself for max sovereignty
Sir pls txt me I just bought dominion
May freedom reign
Welcome to nostr
Some pros and cons, overall I think it's better, I'm enjoying this one run but not motivated to make more than one character
Coulda been doing a lot of things but gotta chill at some point
Proof of not working
Lvl 90 poe2 iykyk
https://relay.utxo.one/bfecfe64bad59b28a5fdd270c0bd8575c143c057d69cf88dda0d24b5275aaea3.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/6eaebb91c7aac2d99745b1f4389a329d2c562034baecb772080b977f61012168.jpg
Yes sir it was called being a child, everything was magical
Now get back to work and submit that tps report
Ec2 instance jammed up
Stop instance
Restart instance
> New IP issued
Change ip in DNS
DNS requires up to 48 hours to propagate
Moral of the story
Use elastic ip addresses
Your nip05 domain fits this post perfectly
News Reporter allows a nostrich to say hello to the camera!
https://relay.utxo.one/d44f6ca63aaa7551c1753c9f65389bf320b5ff7c5803e8744c8ad0a83a2350c2.mp4
AI chips need a license to export so wall St is selling Bitcoin https://relay.utxo.one/362416659f9d884b142bc564aac8d01e372bbe957349e28dfc0e07dc1e7361ee.jpg
Polls are wrong but poly market isnt
Yes for some reason Canadians think voting liberal is "sticking it" to trump (Canadians are dumb)
If the liberals win a fourth term in Canada I will officially approve the US annexation of Canada
Ah I see. I don't think we'll be able to do this sadly, regulators will poop on me.
https://relay.utxo.one/7fdbcaae24fcc2de72641b4d9a91c6cb4398be8b932282308f4dd87161827e4e.gif
@nprofile…dlnm I nuked my phone pls DM me you know where thank you sir
GM,
We need to establish some AI etiquette
For example if I ask someone a question and they paste in some chatgpt response to me, that should be considered very rude
Not interested in rebuilding nutshell but we will definitely add cashu support at some point
What is she even talking about or accusing them of?
Hey I tried to visit the url but it doesn't work??
don't limit your challenges
challenge your limits
FoodTubers favorite move is putting the camera in the fridge then opening the door
Absolutely relays can see your IP
Even if you have free speech on nostr doesn't mean you the state won't throw you in jail for what you say here
https://relay.utxo.one/41d7a43fd962fdd9e1cc9c2f8ac9da898b6a7d632376a950829c4837dd01eb32.mp4
French people hate Canadian French 🥖
Federal governments shouldn't fund universities regardless of what they say or don't say about Israel
I can't leave Canada because I wasted 20 years learning French, already too much sunk cost
I ain't working today gfy freedom tech
https://relay.utxo.one/97d7d2f3744ea8a08abaafb2b9c83e5fc39a15625e52a56681edf31783eee774.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/c73ead388fb004fc18fa10a3f61600c1e194f88ae353c0182c106f193a3b700f.jpg
Extremely stupid drug and diagnostics
#nevent1q…th6l
Well if I don't follow those lights I might die and kill others. If you follow grocery store directions you're just retarded
Shout-out to whoever invented the direction floor stickers at the grocery store, you fixed COVID
And triple shout out to the NPCs who actually followed it, literally controlled by a sticker
Every bitcoiner saw sbf coming from a mile away
Any 'crypto leader' who throws shade at Bitcoin is obviously a fraud
#nevent1q…gwa8
The average person can improve their privacy 10x simply by not using Gmail
Then another 10x by not using a cloud drive to store phone pictures
This is extremely achievable even for normies
Don't trade time for money, it doesn't scale
Use time to build something you own
Then have that thing return money to you
Your fingerprints aren't protected by privacy laws and therefore fingerprint authentication for your phone, password manager etc is basically useless
funny how that happens to countries liberated by USA
https://relay.utxo.one/0acbac6454fc5c4bd00900e4f833466fc33db21b7e8082d95355bd91b2e219b4.jpg
You are an interesting person
I do this as well but barely breaks 5000 steps :/ trying to get on that 10k life
I think fiatjaf made a cli for this
Jamie Lannister had a pretty good arc too I think
Setting up passive streams of sats flow, this is the endgame
https://relay.utxo.one/c3b7750d152c01c7ab1d8a43fd7ae739ee8025fca0788683b2be8fb6a67f980b.jpg
What are some of your hacks to get steps in for the day as a chronically online frog?
https://relay.utxo.one/009ad778d8a6d156b77d41f278843690d31298109f3185394dea2d6ea572eb3c.jpg
global government = bad
global trade = good
Best I can do is hand sprinkle
https://relay.utxo.one/e8ef2db4a334e80eef33d26941041bc3836f14ef90316252f3195298b764b118.jpg
Insane crust on this bad boy
https://relay.utxo.one/dc106450248d80d1bda754277f53931afbd03c36bf4a6e6165d2cd9aa5dfc5b7.jpg
Great piece who made it??
Instead of buying a new phone I just factory reset and bought a new case, basically feels the same
Which device are you using?
"woah, the charts are saying either x will happen or y, either way, gonna be wild, buckle up"
- every retarded trader influencer on YouTube and Twitter
https://relay.utxo.one/205958339503d889364dd45460e37ec1363cd319d565e3417ea01c0ad7f28292.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/1d478e5ccb13bd178bcbddf4cd18bd9821b4cac75c2e62147ca9bd0ecc148af5.jpg
Traders losing millions betting if Bitcoin will be 82k or 81k in next 5 minutes and both sides constantly liquidated
I truly don't understand these people
https://relay.utxo.one/b6c3e35365187b1e188cd7baffa254eb59083800c80d7a9bddea8717906d1e38.jpg
Letting this ai agent spend my bitcoin
https://relay.utxo.one/74485864c18998726298864f8c7e47325335c1349ceb3780a0da1057318bade2.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/2b62b779d0534b9dc2c011e55f198c9faf6e1a3e1446c00b1893ee80fbb72fd2.jpg
Gm
https://relay.utxo.one/c1a95933aa3685cb565039c9ff83fd88738f006592333f10eea2bbb86890ce12.jpg
When you run your own node
#nevent1q…2sas
https://github.com/zapstore
That's what we thought in 2022 but they actually did QT short term
If prices go up, printer is not coming
Higher interest rates and nuked prices are more likely
This is not a pre announcement but I am learning kotlin for reasons
https://relay.utxo.one/c79cda113e6b448477b6d88b7baa5ec351a081d0d6d9ca9664848d0d35dff9e6.jpg
Doesn't matter if you like fox news or MSNBC
Either way you're retarded for watching
I wish my chain labels in sparrow were nostr notes in my private relay
Be a man of your word.
https://relay.utxo.one/5e14d1f89fe18a647308bcc7dbe17f65a3c6e570e5239e32da4ca55e993fbd72.jpg
POV: Tarrifs enter your portfolio
https://relay.utxo.one/7233b320ce98eb8faafd508a94dc6dd46b063ac651f2a4941f9dd6b0ac19a8a8.gif
At what point to we admit that halving hype cycles aren't a thing anymore
Damn that might be the oldest channel I've ever seen
170 countries with shitter economies than USA
There's cashu money in the emojis but no gif button
Are you pre announcing announcements again
you don't have the cards
*$37 trillion in debt*
Meme Aged nicely today
#nevent1q…tsr8
Tarrifs are off so good time to DCA into xrp and cardano https://relay.utxo.one/f110c519ec1fb914754001ce3a0fe403fb04b3a357154098a40562d9db69ce8e.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/d83bbd9fb7ad30c5c2fd7762361464acd89912d0eef023ca88c7df3256c9649c.jpg
When you make an on-chain payment then it decides to wait 1 hour between blocks https://relay.utxo.one/c349c9ec3ea99d4027bcbe8bde3add739757393fe5deb0769a3bdf8ca22a80cf.jpg
A lot of the increase in hashrate is just the improvement to Asic efficiency, which doesn't mean it's more secure.
I think power consumption is a much better way to measure security than hash rate imo
You can always make a better Asic but the power itself is capped by the universe
I have a trade deficit with my cleaning lady, she never buys any programming services from me
So imma start charging her tarrifs, she treats me so badly
https://relay.utxo.one/961da5c7422b6f085b7de7e665423fa02cafdeac9104ab17295efff6f9bfdf39.jpg
Either nude men or news, pick your poison
When you lose 30% of your purchasing power but know it's just temporary
https://relay.utxo.one/f0ce3480fd163726a47dcbca9b4afa356b9b59af8a65d43c11a92ae61819444e.mp4
Bad I am working on an ever cooler thing now
Gm but don't say it back otherwise you're banned from nostr
https://relay.utxo.one/347f8d944a7ff0a3bfd0c38bca00cdc0afd6028815e4e1f43b9efdd13f1e2f9d.jpg
Upgrading my desk setup today, delivery soon, very excite
https://relay.utxo.one/6b0909221cffc27b3a6cf8bfc8a4e8a2bfe256c309ac414717bc200900d0686c.gif
https://relay.utxo.one/0fcded32c0862f8ee188cb721ed3cebef6cb0793488a8e1b97a4b6bfa8c0bed1.jpg
Stacking is good but it works better if you've also stacked multiple streams of income
We need freedom tech people to speak here
#nevent1q…8llw
In a parallel universe where Epstein's list is released
https://relay.utxo.one/e94af6cd6ab5ad26ac95cc9cb8321f6c856a6fb3b70adfab656a68f3213deb66.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/7589682636badc49cfe6389e4703c8823f86d0ff7a1acd2af66fa7154313c0d2.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/d39aea1cf0143cc3aae4fdd735369731db90f5890191fe06db00a6996ee6b69c.jpg
Gm,
@nprofile…6qqk gifs/memes are getting a bit stale
If you enjoy rektbot please consider making a gif or meme and posting in this thread and I'll implement the best ones 🤠
I think more non custodial, side chains are massive honeypots, mints are much more decentralized, yet still interoperate
So long as a few mints don't get too big, that is
Counter point
You can hardly run any services anymore without being attacked constantly by bots and attackers and fraudsters, phone numbers one of the best ways to cook block 99% of it
Coding in 2025, just speak prompts and vibe out
https://relay.utxo.one/fc14e2bd4d73ecfbe23597bef3bc1ef2ac816dd96415c0c0178d6b367e73d154.jpg
Finally got my Bluetooth wireless headphones to work on Linux and phone at same time
https://relay.utxo.one/eeb854a96756bddb4486aae00d25a25060707f2ead69cca7c72cf002b4516638.gif
POV: you bought the dip but it just dips again
https://relay.utxo.one/a37179583aa2bd4dbc882550a6479fa5b72bbd5a0f49dde2f3247ea68e94f7e6.mp4
Third time's the charm
#nevent1q…qswg
https://relay.utxo.one/732829c403b4eb0bd3885eee683b30940c4e768f6282f89f4ac9892d82691cb7.jpg
When you try to trade in and out of the market
https://relay.utxo.one/b054a8153b06135af5006cc28624e942f07fc2b4c0c04a0e15a19286053ca70b.mp4
1 eth is now priced at less than 2m sats
I'm very sad eth guys aren't on nostr
Now I can only see them when I volunteer at the soup kitchen
https://relay.utxo.one/6632ba12d44834834518bc2c6728d953fc81de1667aa85b2b2bc678ed88d958c.jpg
But @nprofile…dlnm loves it
When you thought your stonk would moon because of politicians
https://relay.utxo.one/b94461c18304f4bcc1261279fde86b898d89862978cbd74a62ac397a7afe420c.jpg
How would anyone know I have nfts and Solanas tho?
How I dress before I go shopping for Soylent, Kleenex and moisturizer cream
https://relay.utxo.one/53231f066f6a7eb89b5b9f498dde2c4c9964c1c196302235f21413679e7e5407.jpg
Noticing a lot of neighbors are actually taking down their Ukraine and Palestinians flags in my neighborhood and putting up Canadian flags
Maybe trump is actually a good guy, saw we were divided up here and wanted to unify our country with fake annex threats?
Man I actually do have a bunch of fake paper cash just sitting here but it's supposed to be for taxes
Should I...
https://relay.utxo.one/6bd2ebd7c9a1226036d7f873d614842fc018ab783f088bb0d193afb99b21bddf.jpg
No need for loans, they are poop, just sell feet pics
Aren't you scared it will go down more?
https://relay.utxo.one/3aafac832dd61a1836259e713f1e809b68d55f7ae14dd35423bd32ba6287aa12.gif
Imagine living in Canada
https://relay.utxo.one/372f5bbdedad8b19016df655bbe2bcc3626bdd9fe3e3f0711e60502202b6dda2.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/4860e2dbf4aff13cf325e878d630d2950773c227daa94c2b6ee70a1f4c07aa1d.jpg
Highly recommend a mechanical watch, can get used seikos on eBay so cheap
Seiko gang
https://relay.utxo.one/9f2f7423ff554b1722d16821181ade452b1ad9a01520ad0450e47b9e8c5b6932.jpg
Agreed, a nostr one should include right wing retards too
You can just accept Bitcoin payments https://relay.utxo.one/700cff736d3dfddece0f9d1ec73eb36aa7068596efb3a08567b08406d40ee76d.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/9aab24cc8c0d7183755b00f09aec0111ed6e9c3dc58fb13d99ead800c1578467.jpg
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I just read climate and immediately didn't read the rest 🐸
Release the fucking Epstein list you God damned pedos
Sounds like a project id like
These people are retarded
#nevent1q…uhq0
Are dogs our prisoners or best friends
- build some other type of normie app for passive income
- buy bitcoin before 2021
lol, you so evil bro you should have said a ritual land acknowledgement before each sip of beer
Gm
Tried not using an ad blocker and learned that 70% of web pages are just ads
Internet is broken
https://relay.utxo.one/b6b65108a6f2a319253e8124f808ed36208227623fa58d587c02ee24ee026e84.jpg
The tens of millions donated to Bitcoin and nostr dev isn't sufficient action?
Restored almost everything but I lost all my labels in sparrow fuck my LIFE
Nope I picked the wrong drive and overwrote the whole damn thing with windows
Accidentally nuked my entire linux OS while installing windows on a different drive to play a game 🐸
My star continues to rise 🌠
https://relay.utxo.one/f3b6e7977c5080c0b54db1f323257f63a3ebc6689ab2654f7ddc1f22befd6bb3.jpg
How many happy birthday wishes did @nprofile…0vdd get today
https://relay.utxo.one/994d4976065991926ae74b0f80007898ae08ce90e293e93ed1ee4197eedf7c17.jpg
To achieve a state of flow you must charge yourself with a very difficult task but one that are your sufficiently skilled to accomplish
1 sat/vB is a sufficient fee rate so long as sats are correctly valued
Even more juicy, and deep beefy flavor
The better crust traps juice inside
It's extremely noticable to me
Put lots of salt, leaves in fridge 6-8 hours uncovered, pat dry with paper towels and remove excess salt before cooking
Don't be scared sir it makes the best crust
To extract the moisture from the steak
Dry brining https://relay.utxo.one/a484ebb887129b99e00ce74dd1799985dd9de8994ab3046ea18a0d9e88c832f1.jpg
Happy birthday Satoshi
Even though you're a windows user, fucking noob
He's wrong that china will dominate, never bet on communism
Some people just want to make more fiat and I have to accept this is valid
Trying to build a new financial system
https://relay.utxo.one/dbf32c611e2c2acbcebee3f366635b403051a038c3b5c8c1595f32be37f08fb7.jpg
Everyone's into Bitcoin for different reasons
I have been closed minded to those not in it for same reasons as me, I apologize and will do better
https://relay.utxo.one/d9b5308b91783a6e2da600fa5437e938d117656db269526ac089024390e11084.mp4
Trudeau just got arrested 🤯🤯
https://globalnews.ca/news/11114038/fort-erie-international-railway-bridge-arrest/
Trump does some things right and some things wrong
This is very good, nice work Mr president
Now pls no more bullying Canada, I said a nice thing
#nevent1q…g550
Enjoy your itchy poopy bum then!
Toilet paper is actually useless
https://relay.utxo.one/bdab1a076d24ebc11fb7150d3b9b1e9908faf7df878e322abe0141a86b66a074.mp4
Secret, don't want my Bitcoin world to collide with my AI world, my opsec is actually good on it https://relay.utxo.one/eec7bbca580cc027bfb426337c6bab38778d0037086037aa4c0a78e6d21177d1.jpg
Watched my AI business crumble by nearly 80% in the last year
Did not give up hope, constantly working on improving it, trying to compete as a solo dev against billions in VC funding
Over the last month or so, sales have 10x
Sort of like Bitcoin bear markets, it's easy to call entrepreneurs lucky when times are good and completely ignore the absolute hell you have to go through to get to the other side
Anyway, we are gonna be stacking hard again boys
https://relay.utxo.one/8915f600b17b7aecb57cf5bb1e71e4794aa6fd47988665ce23252d0ba93488a6.jpg
Vibe sat stacking since 2017
https://relay.utxo.one/f72f10ff6a5084d740ed5131b59e2ff7b455dc1b9aafec46177dce224d4c75d6.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/786606f4aa36015f20fd4eff47ef85c92e2415aea92d60d0018a24933fd075af.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/4a4dcc3cba08750636ac382c11685347ff44f4866444667001ab6ceea8434e13.jpg
My financial expert
https://relay.utxo.one/a235ee010309d95741f6ef89a74a296825c54098a67bb49f6f0c6441da4309e5.jpg
Stay humble
https://relay.utxo.one/ea84814b8f6641a02154b31f649eddca00eb1218fa2de21e3dee2c6b08606fd6.jpg
Almost exactly what it is :)
I sell an ai product pay per use
"lightning payments fail too much"
Credit cards: (1-20 of 10,000+)
https://relay.utxo.one/ffb9a47958009bcc3ff2178dc7199fad31616ad9f01c23533c285766a67602c2.jpg
Good points. I'm probably the anarchist bitcoiner who doesn't like to see states get richer
I think it's just the sheer amount of connections that's killing me, averaging like 1500 at any given time
They will use that asset to bomb even more countries
I would rather then tax and steal much much less and let citizens stack way more
My WoT relay is getting too big, server can't handle it anymore 😭
And have grinded out years earning nothing, took a chance to build something and lost it all
People have no fucking clue what it takes
Orange retard can't even play tic tac toe
Everyone seems to forget that when you buy from Amazon youre usually supporting a small business who is actually doing the import/export via FBA
If you think government should tax, print money and seize Bitcoin for a "strategic reserve" you're definitely a commie and there are a LOT here on nostr
Using the government to steal from others to enrich a small group selected by government is literally how communism works
The capitalist embrace of Bitcoin would be to have no capital gains and no reporting requirements and no government theft to enrich itself
#nevent1q…zw3f
They get it by theft you don't need a YouTube video
Either seized, printed or taxed
Even bitcoiners don't understand Bitcoin
https://relay.utxo.one/9bd0334bac8d896baa3a201179a06b8931fb35bc3ebc26dcff2cb5d9b7b7cf60.jpg
How does government get Bitcoin for reserve?
Yes, Trump using this as propaganda to get bitcoiners to stop thinking about the whole reason Bitcoin exists in the first place
In my experience, the ratio of chain to lightning payments is about 10:1 in the wild
And 90% of those chain payments are made from exchanges
Pretty sad
https://relay.utxo.one/df33bfa48b7198db3828b2473676a11b4fe7207c0137771c3260096632b667d2.jpg
Miss me with this government simp propaganda sir
If you run a big application with millions of users they are basically the only game in town
Jesus Christ stonks lol, they are borderline cheap enough to start buying looks like
Well, most of these billionaires don't just have some billion amount of cash laying around, they just own companies that are super valuable.
If we said as a society, anyone who owns more than a billion dollars worth of stock has to sell it (so socialism...) eventually these entrepreneurs lose control of their companies then we all lose the benefit of that product or service.
Like who would be the better stewart of capital, the government or Jeff bezos? Who makes the lives of more people better?
Only if we continue with this idea of "smart client, dumb relay" - relays don't have to be dumb
Gm,
Billionaires should definitely exist.
Thank you bezos for delivering my toilet paper same day with one click, my standard of living has improved
But fuck you for AWS pricing bro
All my bots have the same address for receiving zaps
https://relay.utxo.one/9bd0334bac8d896baa3a201179a06b8931fb35bc3ebc26dcff2cb5d9b7b7cf60.jpg
Open up cursor and type gm pls cashu woocommerce plugin
Make hay while the sun shines
https://relay.utxo.one/9ca55e165ad232c87aadd6ad3d924feed68b9ac884e7fd9d74ecebba7df28717.jpg
The markets are just fake news, America first y'all, just get the truth directly from me on truth social
Gm!
How's everyone enjoying their liberation?
Gm
It really does take two cycles before you can truly feel bitcoin's freedom go up effects deeply
Common fiat expression:
"Cash is burning a hole in my pocket"
Constantly stressing about what to do with money because it's common knowledge that it's bad and makes you poor
Haven't had to worry about this in a long time
"Nostr is dead"
Me and the nostriches:
https://relay.utxo.one/9b8da66d2de4dd4f00f544534ef7c6b1d30f03754a4a081bd997f4c17946be9a.jpg
https://pathofexile2.com/hunt
Didn't touch my onions for a while now I have free Green onions?
Is this an infinite money glitch like mstr?
https://relay.utxo.one/c50a476d2b96e70f9410ea6780cdc1206f84eef69864a43ef6792c23321cadd9.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/331c79e6add2cab452402713df4559fcbbc3eeb0d11f1caaa101c8f5f3b618e8.mp4
Any suggestions and/or feedback on how I can improve @nprofile…3axx ?
If I ever become rich, I won't tell anyone
But there will be signs
https://relay.utxo.one/d9d0395229f0395cb2ddadeb39abf29c324b217b055622633e909d4b83f4e1a2.mp4
I for one cannot believe sales of links to monkey pictures on pre-mined shitcoin chains hasn't been doing well
#nevent1q…4ts7
Gm,
Gonna spend the day today with my friends going door to door encouraging people to vote socialist
The real reason Canada is in this mess is we don't pay enough taxes
https://relay.utxo.one/68e450eb7e410a73e9e7f60290a39b59649871a809cf8e77be4f6101070c94ae.jpg
I read it, biggest waste of time
Use 20,000 words to say money gives you power. Yeah no duh Jason thanks for the "thesis"
Somehow convince relay operators to host them
The notes contain links to the streams. People can self host their streams or use zap.stream servers
Probably half going straight to nvda
Yep mobile, work d this time nice job sir
Our profiles should have a field for nwc where I can input a connection that only has make_invoice and make_chain_address permission
That way we don't need to rely on lnurl to zap
Paid but didn't get any feedback on page that you received it
I got it working with nostr wallet connect not zaps
Business finally going well after a year or shitting, feeling very blessed 🙏
If I wasn't a dev I think I'd like to be a butcher
https://relay.utxo.one/000bf5dac9bb2d0baf692e22f2e5e13608e868134b6051b4d5484498a5c37dc4.jpg
This genius just overpaid his consolidation by 150x in an empty mempool
https://relay.utxo.one/7d2d996029dd7c83093dcd815bc85401ae28236051f87ed8246911627cd971b8.jpg
I'm doing my part https://relay.utxo.one/d066b370cb1ad560f24651deb76d104a6dc29dce7682ddf3f5540a29929e4c9f.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/b8c89326f058e53b1745c76fb6aaa801f702547c3927b72b59db2ced6dc4a45b.jpg
You need to send a header to allow all origins * when your server responds to nostr.json request
It won't work on almost any browser based clients without it, unless they have their own cache
You also rekt by cors, gg devs
https://relay.utxo.one/2806b61e8023e211c43439b422aff54f1bf25e47355642a7103f72b5a83d5adb.jpg
It's CORS
https://relay.utxo.one/d9f6771c5d5bea7fc8b2fa89ed722c8c2f02a73cf1a474c240578925d9fa295e.jpg
Amethyst
Verification def broken for you sir
https://relay.utxo.one/946df76774a8e2db4915c4deb309d54c36d8d57078cfc5651ce1939282a53519.jpg
Still running nodeless for my own business but it will be retired once @nprofile…ce0y releases our nwc commerce product
https://relay.utxo.one/682314dab56dfaa26a23cef94b9e7823b782c007e00b234df6290f819e8a41e4.jpg
I don't pay taxes all year.. just once at the end, as a self employed fella
Just filed my taxes
Anyone have 0.5 BTC they wanna pay to Trudeau for me pls? He needs a better private jet for climate conferences
TIL the Baht symbol is Bitcoin https://relay.utxo.one/6671c203386ecbe2c25ba5d6e897b3ee79400811592e7ba018ec0fa781dd4e89.jpg
Shout-out to my retirement account that only holds Amazon stonk
And before you tell me to buy blackrock ETFs pls consider gfying a bit
https://relay.utxo.one/74e6848434a04adce18c2f4db2639ba55ff5c7b296d56e1083f19d7bd4374cad.jpg
Bitcoin park relay test beep boop
Gm
https://relay.utxo.one/4a9067f73df6747f392050ed9bcd4ed36907e8ea675a59c60dcdc451aee2a2fd.jpg
Pssshhh, doesn't he know DOGE is gonna fix everything and post it on Twitter
AlgoRelay back online sorry proxmox is bad sometimes
It's gotta be something you love to do and willing to earn very little in the beginning, but you enjoy so much it's worth it
Many people have been banned from bluesky, it's a non starter imo
It's not actually decentralized, it doesn't provide any censorship resistance
https://relay.utxo.one/adbddd3fbdbf71269c72ec9871b36f14fe41679c0ec0dc4fa83837023fb26b50.jpg
Such a gm god damnit I love nostr and life and boobies
What is an Elon musk protestor?
#nevent1q…s7px
Downloading 2000 events to make a follow feed would be so jank
https://relay.utxo.one/4a23d74b6b0bfb0216d5248287bcc31b89de6340cbb451cd3999f2ac452fab33.jpg
You don't have a service a mechanical watch as much if you wear it more often and don't let the power bank run out
Thinking of buying some Trump coin crypto because the president will take us to the moon! Bullish on taxes and central planning
Heart healthy canola oil everyone
https://relay.utxo.one/f20728f5b17c857a1cf89a6ff6b00c10b25732c62e5ac1fd39de6016fc3f3d60.jpg
So very soon
https://relay.utxo.one/d1167f995964d3be8cb45e0561d57bf1a97b31f35088f45d43ac1f4f4a0edb21.jpg
When you go to jail but they find out you're a bitcoiner
https://relay.utxo.one/d87dd713f35612415aa49a9a80d21651b661a06ed07479e4ace109f992b1d10b.jpg
When their prey drive is engaged their tails will be very stiff and wag very fast, seems like just curious here
Gm
steady lads
https://relay.utxo.one/3ec2828317b78eb1fae8913b13ccf244799c664eb3fbb89f529880642eeaaeab.jpg
Let's break it and do it right
https://relay.utxo.one/442c0328695d08d3843607ca057e2a73731b21d428e15c1d6507f2482be5ca92.jpg
Very unlikely, but then again 90% of all startups no matter what industry aren't cashflow positive, even Uber wasn't until last year after over a decade of losses
Central planning and more taxes is good for markets didn't u know sir
Taking a bath is basically just simmering in your own butthole soup, no thanks
Almost every app you show here has millions of users
I don't think it's a bubble currently, don't know about the future
Gm
The difference between the dotcom bubble and the "AI bubble" is pets.com had no revenue but Nvidia and openai make tens of billions
If you think it's a bubble you're probably not using it right
Bluesky userbase is a bunch of pedos they don't count
You gotta upgrade to the latest dev setup for better UX
https://relay.utxo.one/df9a6a08a955acd3ea6750c9494cc612cad3adaf5320629ccc9fc8f5083bd3fc.gif
And here in Canada everyone has Palestine flags in the window
WAKE UP NEEOOO YOU HAVE TO LEAVE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS YOU'RE BEING LIED TO AND CONTROLLED JOIN US AND LOOK AT BITCOIN POSTS ALL DAY NEEOOO
https://relay.utxo.one/be7e8be595d4590a6cc835b6178e45597641d1ab24713a56a33ac21f0d4730b4.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/792bad8a005da11119f1b78f8bd5e5815fb392d478d2a93efcec1f03ad5099fb.jpg
Speeding yes but I think spice girls was playing at the time
Got pulled over by a cop who couldn't have been more than 22 years old
I'm sorry kiddo but I just can't take you seriously
Anyway I got a $300 ticket
Shitposting on my nostr friends' feeds then going afk all day
https://relay.utxo.one/94650862983ba879d24cfc0a310a4faa7504da1c704a19dc89306118ef226983.mp4
Gaming Instagram's algorithm
https://relay.utxo.one/103ff6dae862a45693bfcf140c2b8811161c6578000a9c41a93f4d51e9c8a6b1.jpg
What @nprofile…3axx sees everyday
https://relay.utxo.one/2275e06ba4ccb904064569cf5eb00f8ca86d7cefb6dc491a365263a065bab03b.mp4
Gm https://relay.utxo.one/741d5a83ad386658b449ca26ee76d244cd5d5f6ed9d63d04ed44efa3c71c77fc.jpg
Seems like most people do in fact like central planning, as long as their guy is doing the planning
https://relay.utxo.one/5976c27016005a3bd8bd0aab261eca6b03968f400d50aaca2a7e17129b55a742.jpg
Everyone flexing their Chatgpt subscriptions today, fucking rich ppl
When you get your bull market girlfriend but still rather hang out on nostr
https://relay.utxo.one/2f74680307d0c604c799c1934607a8b8adf673a16784e4d7dd0b64bf11db06c3.mp4
A gentleman wears a watch sir
Seiko makes absolutely insane watches for the price, highly recommended
But what about the stones
100+ followers, people are too dumb
Nostr dev announcing the announcement of their latest project
https://relay.utxo.one/80590588f6167e48219af0f7932e4cd8e3f77687b6ddf47c1a873fd9b720f9ac.webm
Everyone on nostr likes these feeds, that's why we're here (survivorship bias). The issue is all the people who try it and leave, which according so some stats is 90%+ of people
https://github.com/lightningnetwork/lnd/pull/9620
https://relay.utxo.one/591d24d6b811a89867097b5c9299bc8107415e0f7bd6ce9af36ac0c1090c644c.mp4
Buy this Pad Thai for $15.00!
Add chicken - $12
It's going very poorly, very few clients have adopted it 😔
One size fits all algo, not personalized like how algo.utxo.one does it
I miss my e46, has that driver tilted controls, we used to be such a rich society
Okay that'll fix it thanks
Can you pls teach me how to nostr
Squid games meets breaking bad
https://relay.utxo.one/d01a64bdaca2fc60664c44394e1cad070ec0df220ed8daa6bc83470563668573.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/394c5f6d74844c1f9baeb3e1b4e8cee1aed9fb080ea8b33a83b472eebae690f3.jpg
Can't even dispute anymore because on top of a $15 dispute fee you also need to pay a $15 challenge fee to fight back
Burn it all down
https://relay.utxo.one/4e516a2e782c15b9192bd5bf7fe1cb311c00c80fcb5e60f75e22962482f92343.jpg
The people who remain on nostr (1% of npubs who tried nostr) have self selected for this chronological algorithm
When should we rename email to gmail because that's basically all it is at this point
Is that not what our brains do as well?
Dvms can be used for algos, do you mean algo relays vs DVM? If so the big advantage to relays over DVM is that relays are a live websocket
Ehhhh, I don't see how a generic test suite would catch the types of issues Derek is pointing out, but perhaps I am regarded . Usually they have to be app specific and extremely well planned out to catch crashy type scenarios
Gm,
Nostr sucks because it's mostly all chronological follow feeds without good algorithms. Good content is extremely hard to discover and will be missed most of the time.
There's a reason why every single social media service uses them - because that's what billions of users want
Only a community of bitcoiners can be so stubborn to look at our user retention rates and see their feeds go stale constantly and still believe that private keys will bail us out of inferior UX
Tell your client devs you want algorithms, they exist, they're just not implemented
Haven - just always works perfectly
If Gmail decides your domain is bad, users won't be able to sign up and confirm email
Currently they are blocking all my emails so users can't sign up or reset passwords
Nostr fixes this
Dang the shakestr shakesquad is killing it @nprofile…qmrf
https://relay.utxo.one/95b26bf622b2a22753934c04723f66f0351b72df6a2e35683770039b564389ba.jpg
Shout-out to all the traders who were waiting for sub 73k last week
I'm noticing people are developing AI brain
It's similar to tiktok brain
Where basically you are useless without AI while also being too incompetent to know when AI is giving you bad info
And so you go through life not using your own brain while being overconfident in bad info from an LLM
When you upload your DNA to the cloud
#nevent1q…4we4
That's exactly what happens to me, probably eats like 5% of my annual revenue
Make $13 sale but charged back so now I lost product and I owe $15 dispute fee
This is why I want to fix payments so badly, merchants lose billions to this
https://relay.utxo.one/006c0341efa19681f97ee0afce795afd3e3a5e5474d332cedc098e99f8460a25.jpg
More diversified than me I'll give him that
I know a guy who's networth is 50% Jordan shoes and 50% csgo skins
I don't understand how some people survive
Need some Canadian electricity
https://relay.utxo.one/d0a2b26205d5f7c73890d1906dbbb7984993a7fc741864bf4b4466696c4d5ab3.mp4
Gonna bully you until you get the belly button butthole tattoo
Bitcoin fixes this
Banks deciding what you can and cannot buy
https://relay.utxo.one/9443ef5f4da1d84780bd2a2c695d800823438f8a2c6cb9e91c921fe2191910f0.jpg
10% for the big guy
https://relay.utxo.one/e46703b203f3b31988dff1cf4981d31a97218bff9a6c541320ecc85e18c38175.jpg
Nothing you do with your npub is problematic sir enjoy
Just showing off my cool relay
Nice delete and repost, my delete relay caught you
Silicon Valley, but everyone is @nprofile…n6q3
https://relay.utxo.one/2eafea380f357abd1ccf563e9a9993dd397d566c8551bf587098abcab9937569.mp4
Captchas, cookie warnings and paywalls have destroyed INTERNET UX
Gm
https://relay.utxo.one/96aa4bce72720d8489ca751713d9f68e1a272f34b0d7e263ce6a98bf2e65a216.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/e910d95c8562a9146a6ade1d37485ddcab40715b95542d8fcb221b5818a80e67.jpg
Inflation robbed us of what we want most
https://relay.utxo.one/71ac5b08cf8517d04496757274c2db3f379ce4357bfc82ded14d274ca0b52e2d.jpg
I will bet my whole stack his pickup truck is heightened
Maximum douch bag tiny pp energy imo
Cringe level 9000
https://relay.utxo.one/92e52a80efa1ef7af14a52ac29093dd3522b551d9939828e161dcf4eb49a6238.mp4
Sir these are not slogs, no key value pairs
Gm,
If you're alive and have bitcoin, you should celebrate 🕺
https://relay.utxo.one/216174622f8b430e21c2c19df2adeeef52f41eddbce8a585c2356e86a0f41e62.mp4
Bitcoin bull market so far
https://relay.utxo.one/bfca3ac7da213f63a11e05287b1323b4418c8997349d3ab51a96adcf1ed0fe98.mp4
Skipping leg day
https://relay.utxo.one/4112f7c4a7363e98fdace091742074100bfd66c5a475f1ff84c29822f9c8f8b3.jpg
About to check LinkedIn for first time in a month
I must shill bitcoin payments to the suits, I have no choice
Wish me luck
https://relay.utxo.one/c179d82d73d7da1a77889c3381c51a74c3c846e6ca95298602c1c75b95bbd054.jpg
Hates central planning, likes one man tweeting new tarrif policies at a whim
Likes Bitcoin, supports building SBR via theft
Supports free speech, unless you speak against Israel
Also huge larps
Suppose a zap wallet provider gives you the option for all zaps to be private (they don't publish receipt events) - would you feel cheated as the zapper that nobody can see that you zapped someone?
Leftism:
Support burning down black neighborhoods in BLM riots while claiming to care about systemic racism
Support burning down electric vehicles while claiming to care about the environment
Support government mandated experimental injections while claiming to care about bodily autonomy
Every morning I check if my bitaxes found a block
But don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes
https://relay.utxo.one/771245b3a0f66b49213c2cb82171c72b73d8c7a014727c6fd53f127922b92cea.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/0e9da1d0a533ff627e29a5c51306f8176a596fd7c405083cdeaf59b8b9581df5.jpg
Run a haven relay sir, comes with blossom
If Arabs were lightning lithium batteries on fire across the country in public for sure this would be called terrorism
https://aegis.utxo.one/f8e173176db35218f838f489d3a6d43cf9a580d80b58510e5ff25a16121eb0a4.jpg
I'm using nostr primarily as a way to connect apps to wallets these days, has nothing to even do with social media
I find it so deeply satisfying that degenerate gambling on polymarket is the more accurate predictor than all the "experts" combined
Free markets are magical
Shilling nostr
https://fountain.fm/episode/fVGq4iKySFR6yRHHFTU3
https://aegis.utxo.one/05371052e387653aa0706a0f51719b0948315c171d91b622d7231894dd0528a4.mp4
Their culture is very sick
Access to unlimited clean water
Chronically dehydrated
I think we should just adopt retweet
Retweet is such an iconic word, repost and boost just don't hit the same
This is what winning looks like
https://aegis.utxo.one/6e7f30def62085aa118c20687e25329802357e4f94a487510366b46c2f92e310.jpg
It's pretty useless for modern AI tbh, yeah 3x 3099
https://aegis.utxo.one/7554b9289285e9967acace450caed7f717f2b2bbea6106b9757c39a848bf98eb.jpg
Holding Bitcoin
https://aegis.utxo.one/b221f93c391534cbfe1139f200657fe3c2e86cfc68e5cb980f3f9b6202a66c54.webm
It's a server basically to run diffusion.to
Amethyst has this feature
Vibe coding is making software worse
https://aegis.utxo.one/be0cd541d6541b4ac2be869aac08e0a615210b1dc21b346ffe74eacd281f0e63.jpg
Gm,
Hope everyone has/had a good poop this morning
The same amount found in the average shitcoiner's brain
Gotta prove that you still got it
When you hold keys to your money and identity https://aegis.utxo.one/bb077e01d16b27f6e3c077f09ae5d35fb2fc188ea83209de37c4de5e33a2a7af.jpg
Both Airbnb and Uber have incentives to make it right without a mechanism to reverse financial transactions and will increase the value of reputation/feedback/reviews . The system we have now incentivizes fraud and merchants are getting screwed badly
We must destroy this cancer
Now you have to pay fees to defend yourself
https://aegis.utxo.one/9b67ed61cb7a9ee65d2fb8a3d4c79043bf5f14b706a0e291350bc660d4222f4a.jpg
https://aegis.utxo.one/263b85c14fc05ae4bed10f338ce18bbf8379ebacec80a353d268ae5bd02b9615.jpg
Apparently we are a very "nasty country"
In 5 years or so you'll be able to buy a used a100 for like $50 I bet
Attack Canada and make deals with Russia, absolutely amazing work everyone
This is how we win
https://relay.utxo.one/f1a0b133981d63f7d4fe0ded812ab59db091f6d14499b32da15e03a87471088a.jpg
April 4th, new season of path of exile 2
I will be out of the office and streaming on zap.stream for the month of April
I just need a robot that will clean my house and shovel the driveway, why they waste time making it so flips
#nevent1q…hac9
This needs way more funding
#nevent1q…zkkv
https://relay.utxo.one/f6e2c28f4c0a2bd12fcd3be182d02d128c09c511375d59928fc78e3733a8e507.mp4
Not gm https://relay.utxo.one/ce5ead315acc518ee24feb19fac0d0d1c008143a9158e83e0ae954c14990f990.jpg
Hmmm, tried to zap self, payment went thru but I didn't receive it. Also who's node is 'kappa' (pubkey that received it)
Commies will never respect private property
Canada has average tarrifs of 2.4% and USA is 1.6%. Trump himself negotiated usmca agreement then later says it's the worst deal ever.
Their office is in my neighborhood, you should see the soy
at what point should we not call them gpus, they aren't even used for graphics primarily anymore really
Bitcoin is dead y'all pack it up and let's go green and buy some XRP
Jennifer Love Hewitt
https://relay.utxo.one/5e07d17d7192f98c11afcc952ca39f5cfa16ca772e3559c3ad6da1f9f3f8a67a.jpg
I don't think yakihonne has added support yet, they are gearing up for it
Not sure why I had the impression zero hedge was a libertarian publication, turns out it's also Keynesian/statist propaganda
#nevent1q…0nmf
Bitvora.com shameless self promo
So while I was recording a podcast my dog stole a loaf of bread and ate the entire thing
What kind of psychopath just dead ass eats a whole load of bread like that
Testnet4 merged into btcd
https://github.com/btcsuite/btcd/pull/2339
same here, but two weeks
I blame government not them
Got squad together, pls dm me or post your shake tag so I can send invite
Got squad together, pls dm me or post your shake tag so I can send invite
Got squad together, pls dm me or post your shake tag so I can send invite
The sats will flow
To me
https://relay.utxo.one/b053e32d0bd4277b1b19d8ad7d7cb9b9d93d36a2d4303544eaf5401843de9736.jpg
Ripping it with @nprofile…28zl today talking nostr and Bitcoin payments 🫡🧑💻
When the price goes up, the incentive to prospect and discover more goes up
Whenever the price of gold spikes, new deposits are found
Funny how that works
https://relay.utxo.one/4204752e6b8cb20aedd0c49918a504bf397e2180da46cd8e1d7f5f7bb40718ad.jpg
810 EH/s protecting my unused savings from being mobilized by governments
How about you, EU citizens?
We got 5/5 here if you join!
Ok great. Do you use it as your main card?
Just need one more in the squad now
https://relay.utxo.one/7e1973dc8e62840e5df1192ad0fe8d6492f1eb5e92fc0eed55316349dedfbd14.jpg
Bear whale is printing today
If I visit the US there is there now a chance I can be deported to an El Salvador prison without due process or what?
Which one pls? Maybe I can help
Maybe it's time for a new note kind
That signals explicit trust, instead of going off of follows
Gm
Every morning, @nprofile…4ph5 looks in the mirror and does this https://relay.utxo.one/6ef794b42ab7a9222d290d60be7101cb16a83ce8f24d056e198d048a90e2809b.mp4
No, we only have the retard list function, to disregard the follows from such people
https://relay.utxo.one/b27b281da920b16e0a53f198bfbd59f8cd629546c905f0e14add85d4287c94f9.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/08eba09ff50d0be40179b0069c2b3e7953e861db9e289dd38c3bf4f2704ecd64.jpg
When a nostrich goes to bestbuy https://relay.utxo.one/1fb2560c50737660471ef3257796df703c8d773ea0419364159712cea43c3b02.jpg
You must be a young man not to know what ICQ is!
I tried to vibe code ICQ with nip17 but it's truly awful
If you nuke your node the txns are also gone forever, whereas if your Monero pubkey leaks you can always recover the txns
https://relay.utxo.one/fa9e25d3671e804188f850e3e2c5b4b5c0fc5973216fa7da168dfdd69368f504.jpg
Sure it's not phishing? What domain
"I only like fat utxos"
Me:
https://relay.utxo.one/5c6428c37ac38c60a4915721d41f2c7e57c089f69db8e9d57764a38e28274f7b.jpg
What does that have to do with mstr? Because Saylor is elderly and impaired from all the digital energy?
It's very weird people don't understand mstr doesn't hold any coins any just putting all that money under the control of the government via Coinbase
Wait you think it's weird to not believe in mstr?
It's extremely weird to believe in Bitcoin but not nostr
When you buy the dip with leverage
https://relay.utxo.one/f1c763d1c65166c684a45be946efb7cb4aa82a945c5072823016ce61007ab76f.mp4
It's official
Phone just ran out of space
Which means I have 128gb of memes on my phone
Bitcoin is so complicated, gotta write down 12 English words and copy and paste text to send money?
No thanks rather just be poor https://relay.utxo.one/4e99ced0f582c84c7b947ada66263d365777b66c6c1fa27b4754cc17b9a02f74.jpg
Good morning
https://relay.utxo.one/5493add7a193ba7d0963b12bf560051bac006d132844e48d124df9fc26ab8dd2.mp4
When you need to pay someone and they give you a legacy address
https://relay.utxo.one/45a681cecf75ed164dcffbb00eccb1a863b9d96a681fc21a669060ce3f97e4c4.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/54b2d2841c357440ee6eb84acfadaa31e673f1f7434509e4f32d6894eefba845.jpg
Only 3 more years until the next halving, better get stackin
If you need the code to any of my relays or Bitcoin projects you can find them here
https://utxo.one
https://relay.utxo.one/0c5ec73c9bc2bf9ef95b1b14d3aa4891c044c7ba5550e06c9b839d625efd858f.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/92e9e284eb62e23e3b2c57730104da8ff34de7a8b009bce34bf953b1cdac2658.jpg
YES good. We have 3 now. Need two more
https://relay.utxo.one/433ab52a9c30cae2752767a6b3b25a9e8d4bc855569f32091228d998eef54f1b.jpg
Time for a meme battle only way to settle it
No butter, smaller steaks
https://relay.utxo.one/8390834e9425de93161c68bdbfccea2528d3cb4d70c354a72b5d84045a07d88b.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/28257ea1671a94de186fed022a5f97ce3bb0cd505486f435baaaf18be7c24949.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/6566b590a24666b8c1c6ebdf39ad28d1834df64e6ecabd8e74faa23a3fdda352.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/9f0ab0146a8222ade464e504ce29dbd99e456bc1c51acb5e7b8a1cfc978eac8d.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/33490999f46cabcd1704eba09aa86ff77c48de6c1b64b66c6bb4ab3b9fe6306b.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/78862a85a8441db38fcac2075f58c0d822a0ec48fc2300ac0a2faf07c9c2d261.jpg
Didn't he join stacks last year?
https://relay.utxo.one/832e2cd452307a702c15705ff7ade33ad1744f876d6578befafbd455bf93f5fc.jpg
#nevent1q…plng
https://relay.utxo.one/4bf298b69dc45b52e028184cd742b53562383b78dc20c39bee41aa96b2bdc5b1.mp4
A true national Bitcoin strategy would be incentives for individuals to stack and build Bitcoin businesses
No capital gains, legal tender, no financial surveillance, tax write offs etc
Seizure, taxes and money printing to make the government rich is the opposite of what we should want imo
Ok need 3 more... @nprofile…u64g ?? Where all the Canadians at
https://relay.utxo.one/a84259f1d52332107b330553a1dcaaa3bddcc024c1b832e3af838fb2c236ac7e.jpg
Anyone here a heavy shakepay card user wanna shakesquad up?
My current squad is kinda dormant now
Ideally only people who use as a primary care for everything
We had toonie Tuesdays at the mall, and would still sneak in and watch two movies
https://relay.utxo.one/d9c5c8383aee560ea4f6eb27d60574a5c1668d9d585a98de845825eb07c59aba.jpg
When you put progressive ideas to the test
https://relay.utxo.one/636ae487967d642085ad493b2420a692143bced54f8465d0859a12563e06ed71.jpg
Vibe coding is when you just write AI prompts instead of raw code
https://relay.utxo.one/1e9dd780ba7eb8c700ff96b6dc606e27c79c01580bcc97b09645bdd4b1a20d0f.jpg
Maps of meaning? Or 12 rules
How to talk to your tinder date
#nevent1q…6x3n
Agreed, not like Pierre is some saviour. But the liberals deserve to be destroyed and fade into dust
Jordan Peterson is so cringe now I can't watch him for even 5 minutes
And I used to binge watch his psychology lectures
If sha256 can be cracked then any bank account can also be drained, any website hacked, basically zero privacy or security anywhere
SSL relies on sha256
Dang a todo list, elite stuff here 😁
Trudeau resigned, Canadians want the opposite of trump (my guess)
So much talk of vibe coding but where are all the apps at eh???
Definitely part of it, but hard not to blame the absolute retardation of the average Canadian
Polymarket now thinks it's 50/50 that Trudeau's party wins the next election with a two time central banker as prime minister
https://relay.utxo.one/bec1658fee109c850186b5b59fe5d4457f577e423c921ad1625873a1ff3ef220.jpg
Gm,
According to a meme posted yesterday, it appears there is significant demand for an all mechanical, zero compute car
I wonder if any car companies will supply this demand
Never forget the people who call two years of pointless lockdowns and mass discrimination and giving up bodily autonomy "small freedom"
I have absolutely no respect for cucks who try to sweep this under the rug
Can you write something and take a pic I wanna see
In the spirit of you can just do things
I'm gonna just change my handwriting style to this
https://relay.utxo.one/f16467880023aebed66eebaa7ada7a6ffcdcc7c3704a4c6482d158c8c52ac749.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/fbac9f68cbda0c68d5ba33572120184d902ae970c2097f5960fad5c870d5ff84.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/53a4c3683ce449de3c0d793ccf0f19a10853bae1bd153bb29005b902bf045343.jpg
How I imagine people who do their own research into crypto
https://relay.utxo.one/e3a6f9825231a94f28d08ac07c8e333998eefdc30baf2a2bea36394b837da74c.jpg
On Twitter you get to see Saylors dumb AI tweets
On nostr you can a fellow plebs sperm through a microscope
We are not the same
#nevent1q…5xpc
Testing notification quote tweet
#nevent1q…x8gy
https://relay.utxo.one/e8216e81f3c68ac356ff969b0fee8627fceec6517704eb5e0932dad63a918eb0.mp4
Shitcoiners say there was no alt season but I guess they didn't see 30 million new shitcoins get minted, including one by the fucking president of the united states
It happened already it was just spread out very thin
Nothing more psyopd than USA, it should be the other way. Maybe Canadians will put Epstein's clients in jail for you
https://relay.utxo.one/401048212a995cbe942d160a154ef7ddc62721c392acec7541810648beb19819.jpg
Dishwasher pods in the container
https://relay.utxo.one/10dd31be1e72afb6c523179d4545c32dab5e56d2e1eb8ab2e0cba247ce6a7a80.jpg
Nextjs naming every file page.tsx is bad vibes
Pierre
Maxine is actually brain dead
Extremely sad, although polls are a psyop
https://relay.utxo.one/4fde3c74ff12a930436b6b12d32cdb0ccc7ac8de965382a4ca68f75ccfd52545.jpg
For anyone who cares to know
Canada's "new" prime minister is just temporarily filling in since Trudeau resigned
We haven't had our election yet, it's coming soon
But expect a lot of media to sing his praises, as a WEF / central banker
worked out great for the Afghans
it's perhaps a start, so much more to GitHub than just storing the code though
The entire world can't program anything anymore pretty much
https://relay.utxo.one/30fdfd2efff2f11999d966acc4a9803bfab8a42ea7fd84099f19c795e73fd3b1.jpg
I wish we didn't depend on GitHub so much
Hollywood
https://relay.utxo.one/eee1782e7136c579a8b05797c45e138942f66fffc4692a0aa35f7c6ecc9e6858.mp4
Gm,
Went to the bar with the fellas last night, bought a pack, regret it this morning
https://relay.utxo.one/c19aaf1c6671b2bf32527ee2791d4d3406f930b4219f7295235b8f7c9abb1ba4.jpg
Structured logging is game changing, can't believe I haven't been doing this
In a way this is kind of a dick pic
We can split the atom for almost limitless cheap energy but instead we stand up a bunch of useless windmills like it's the 7th century
Incentivized to improve thinking instead of mindless slop posted for likes and attention
Someone gives you 1 penny: 😡🖕
Someone gives you 10 sats: 🙏🫂
https://relay.utxo.one/c57f41e405420eef31d23effb2a3141fd4116b0ac74732b854b0d2631c05e1a5.jpg
The Commerce product won't be available for many months, we have a custodial wallet currently similar to tryspeed
It won't be ready for many months
Yep it basically is a payment gateway
If you self host and use your own nwc wallet, it's completely unstoppable and free
Our hosted version can ban you but can't block withdrawals or charge fees, it never touches money
Amazing to hear, new features rolling out soon including the memo field.
The Commerce product will be perfect for lnvps so people can pay per hour with nwc automatically
Mandibles level pricing at this point
https://relay.utxo.one/dbd9f8b2a38b257cc75ebdeee41afb140c08160d93da693b371eee5d6145494d.jpg
He shoulda just stuck to psychology lectures instead of being an influencer
72gb but sadly it's not unified, only max 24gb per card, so I can't do big models
Overcooked it a bit
https://relay.utxo.one/b7e2e8f5a12ca5ee971b4d27ab91c81b1b92b6e089ef3b844c9f4087fb67111d.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/5b9f29fe562e2f2b0b95c8d56c7d2a3500e4ff22be1a099abb68edc9ff790092.jpg
Yes you can use your own node and connect with nwc
But for the noobs we also provide a custodial wallet if they don't already have a nwc wallet
Follow me and @nprofile…l8mv 🧑💻
👀👀
Bitvora Commerce - coming soon
- 100% open source
- zero custody via nwc
- Bitcoin subscriptions
- on chain support
https://relay.utxo.one/735a1e35bfa76ff181b15fac61a4bb05f6da88c2272c214fdcdbe73348b7e8d8.jpg
Man Tariffs
https://relay.utxo.one/862b7f6e58855818e8c35e75f490890d60c503af21fb0ae50e45cf53fd994dde.jpg
I'll do the sleep and stacking the rest can gfy :)
AI, Psyops and Censorship
https://relay.utxo.one/e0d98fc938ebec18c8d4ee014e94c7023c52f3a058af173fac70f4bc587d1b44.mp4
Humans will always fight
That's why we need full freedom to fight with words, otherwise we start picking up swords
Bitvora.com will have this capability later this year
Tell your client dev to support outbox
Bro what the fuck can everyone just leave us alone we ain't joining shit
#nevent1q…cf4l
Typescript being ported with Go and not rust eh 😈🧑💻
Gm,
Never forget that his star will continue to rise 🌠
I think Hayek was right that stateless doesn't actually work, you need some kind of court system
That said still would be 99% smaller state than today
Why is YouTube recommending this to me
https://relay.utxo.one/5040a7c967c6b0dd420f702527bed979b4a71c3a0a79964879c94cc1590c89a2.jpg
Lightning is really pissing me off today
Enabled circular payments
Allow self payment
Error: no_route
???
No sir. Being nice is good. Asshole bad. Maybe word you're looking for us assertive?
America will never be able to compete with Mexican labor costs, and you shouldn't want to. The countries who are placing tarrifs don't benefit from them, it makes them poorer. The reason your cheap goods aren't competitive is because you're already too rich and busy making self landing rockets, AI and compute and so on. When was the last time you used the Mexican Google or Canadian Chatgpt or European Amazon?
these countries who place tarrifs are all getting poorer of a result of the government attempting to centrally manage industry.
Tarrifs are a form of central planning and communism, you don't fight communism by becoming a communist yourself
Can't escape the old men in the change rooms
If you want to "vibe code" as a non dev, you ought to at least learn basic software patterns else the code will be seriously bad vibes
Keynesian economics makes absolutely no sense, how could so many people fall for it
It's eroding because you guys print money into oblivion funding pointless wars, not because Mexico sells you cheap avocados
Any talk or government debt without also factoring in government assets doesn't tell you the full story
What you are describing is the simplistic first order effect
Wealth and high standards of living come from an abundance of goods and services at affordable prices, not from producing everything yourself. Specialization and division of labor is the basis of the wealth of nations.
All this will do is import shitty, low paying jobs to produce goods at higher prices and create scarcity on goods USA can't produce themselves.
https://relay.utxo.one/01aeb4dcf5271b6730e8eb79a684ec889db9eb7b38d828166189d13b1323287d.jpg
Please wipe down the equipment at the gym when you're done
https://relay.utxo.one/fc1b840d13ee1755f7bc31761bdd9891468a15e63a860aa5d3c3e2c5a6686128.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/566ea00530f5ecc1280e2dce3abcc2da2d155ed09796024390d06bfa58fb7e2d.mp4
Just noticed my car's clock is correct again
Fuck you daylight savings time, I win
Canada is truly full of retards
https://relay.utxo.one/4fde3c74ff12a930436b6b12d32cdb0ccc7ac8de965382a4ca68f75ccfd52545.jpg
That's not the definition of a ponzi.
Ponzi requires a central coordinator
if I was leading a country getting tarriffed, I would simply do nothing but keep trading.
If your neighbors shoot themselves in the balls with taxes, why would you retaliate by shooting yourself in the balls? Makes no sense
Your industries become competitive by offering high quality products at competitive prices, not by governments taxing everything
The reason why it's fair for early holders to "cash out" their Bitcoin at the expense of new holders is because it's always a better trade for the buyer (historically)
This is the complete opposite of a ponzi
The reason why it's fair for early holders to accrue so much reward is because they've allocated capital to perhaps the most important project in human history
This is the complete opposite of a bubble
MOVE TO CANADA YOULL FIT RIGHT IN
Sometimes it's just normal stuff, such as a storm is coming, or a plane has crashed
Flood warning:
Just noticed NewsBot has been down for a day or so
When I turn it back on it will post all the stories it missed at once
Sorry to your feeds in about 10 mins 😔
GM nerds
https://relay.utxo.one/73e151572b3882e1e0a51f9502323eb81d68063a3cba9d53bf4865085371d68f.mp4
Arguing with NPCs on Twitter doesn't do shit either tbh
Adoption mostly comes from ngu
No route
I have a channel with megalithic too
I hope everyone is distracted enough to forget that Epstein's clients are still free, and they tried to psyop releasing the files
It's not accurate
7 hours is a short wait time, we have to wait days
The nostr circle jerkular economy is not priced in
Bring your business cards!
Nostr meetup
https://relay.utxo.one/5243076945548569fb7b371ecfd741fab043ca385417ca106facfd24c2859925.jpg
They're both roughly the same. WoT building and sorting happens on a different thread than the listener serving notes . There is no note cache
AI bots on Twitter
https://relay.utxo.one/3461e86ef9ad20d69706056a3deffb38745e6822ce995d41e1a81cdedb037c80.mp4
Lmfao @ LinkedIn
Truly dystopian 1984 level website
"I'm thrilled to announce I got a dead end job at government subsidized zombie corporation where I will be forwarding emails and attending zoom calls"
https://relay.utxo.one/3ebf6e077a72966fecee7c20e6cb8e10927bbcea05d2852c94160a41bc696c95.mp4
Twitter is still a woke shithole
https://relay.utxo.one/d20f4110ab2f75eeb3ee4483a09298b96d194c9fc1d50b432d3fa1ebca0db16c.jpg
Gm
America is coming for our traditions and way of life
https://relay.utxo.one/36ff6ae0d541b793cbbcac4223ed72a6d61f51b3b8558cf90ad0c28160bba157.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/f4f83208d5c4bdb15351e151de4ffef91671e7916b8330fe312f28f270ffcbf2.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/ea05fadfc871653587556517aaa97a14b41c1e17af3114e557f78d3aea42e7de.jpg
I have a PR open for it but more apps need to adopt it before it can be merged
Lol well I saved more sats which sparks joy
Doing a bit of rebranding from an API to a wallet, a teaser for the nostr fam
Goal is to reach the 100,000,000 developers who've never built on Bitcoin
https://relay.utxo.one/24691bfc3a5793c36c72ab263817a294e73cccc6b7e4fe86a426ecba2b6857a3.jpg
Not crazy sir, just retarded
Next solo block is mine I call dibs
https://relay.utxo.one/669cb238c4aade4c7cd221a1e6de52185e63f4603c1d157fa8f90495ce642cdd.jpg
They are fun and you should go to at least one
I stopped when I sat down and calculated the cost lol
Hey Bitcoin, can you to back to 100k pls?
Bitcoin:
https://relay.utxo.one/9c5ceceb161d0387cbd38ceb8d89a5043f5b9e34f1796d270d3e1c4cbd490898.jpg
It's official today
It's been One full year without going to a Bitcoin conference
As a former conference addict this is a big step in my sobriety
Do not add it to your relay list, clients need to implement specific support for it, via a relay feed
If you just add it as a generic read relay it doesn't do anything
Bitcoin dev playing with his bitcoins
https://relay.utxo.one/6781f3b1ee6094f6c1a9192b77c776133895d6c26319d692a4eb587c2483814b.jpg
Also supports image and article kinds 😎
Everyone knows the way to get rich and be great again is to have a central planner that impedes free trade with taxes, duh
Algo.utxo.one basically solved this but clients aren't implementing it
So easy to build, we can hard code the 7 services in the world that accept Bitcoin
Making history @nprofile…l8mv
The world's first chain payment using nostr wallet connect:
https://relay.utxo.one/46d7e8e799e39688afb1ba226bda4b8581fa7dfa6819ef190326cbfc87e4e1ff.jpg
Good morning, slept like an absolute baby, feel amazing this morning, thank you universe for good health and good frens 🐸
Like the Taliban and the Viet Cong surrendered and submitted
So much power and winning, to bully your neighbors and friends who do nothing but support you, great work America, great game players
Really dislike progressive ideas but I like being exposed to ideas I don't like
https://relay.utxo.one/a8919058d58b61fbc1b29d2a300c6408586b315ff9914b440c5acc674d799728.jpg
Politicians taxing free trade and centrally managing rates is the best way to get rich and be great again
Thanks @nprofile…n6q3 for the big break! 😂
Hey some channels are routing at 700! You can go higher for sure
@nprofile…qg43 look how good our channel is
Damn stocks are super rekt too eh
hfsp I just stacked 7780 sats
Anothet casual $920m liquidated Today lol
I should add these summaries to @nprofile…6qqk
https://relay.utxo.one/64f224421db6ce4da22f0fff6b5da894f3ce864b7eee9678ba5755571c855ba7.jpg
The stacking will continue until freedom improves
TDS = Trump dick suckers?
Fiatjaf fixed with hyperloglog but we aren't using it
Below 80 tho
https://relay.utxo.one/208cbeb5d5508249316a3c7d0cf3c18813bf2082cd040985a1451be99af118ea.jpg
#nevent1q…0m0q
Introducing: nwc-tools
NWC terminal interface
nwc-tools is a handy and beautiful terminal wallet interface for your NWC enabled wallets
Demo:
https://relay.utxo.one/b20a2d133c18dee496a53ac0f96771f7aa0e658c56e3dab7cc6ef1c1b0a070e2.mp4
Source code (MIT)
https://github.com/bitvora/nwc-tools
cc @nprofile…fwkf
Normies are much more comfortable with fiat than Bitcoin for now
Zomgz why you klout chasing when you could be sponsored by Swan on Twitter like a true cypherpunk
Class of 2017 and 2021 watching people panic at 80k BTC
https://relay.utxo.one/54b165f43dc130e9e1bb349d30047aee53c93bb8c1d389efc005b8088ed2ea6d.jpg
The reason my Bitcoin businesses will never support stablecoins, despite huge profit potential...
Is not because I hate money
I just hate **their** money
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https://relay.utxo.one/7b5458d06601b45badc302cf04a9b6d8fdc9d0d3418e119dccca7403a036dd0f.jpg
I tried it for many weeks, I'm just not manly enough
Wow, forgot to buy milk now I can't have coffee
This is a dark omen, I'm selling bitcoin
He didn't really win fuck all, new election in a few weeks and he'll be gone
GM nostr 🫂
Don't know shit about macro or trading or cycle tops or whatever
Thankfully all you need to know is how to hold your own keys to do well in Bitcoin
Mined some and gifted some
Derek recently put in an issue to wot relay to add reports/muted as a signal. I'm knees dip in bitcoin projects I don't have time for the relays for likely a few months, so go for it if it excites you!
If any devs need signet or testnet4 coins, I'm your huckleberry
Yes I think something like this has to be the next evolution of the relay
It failed to build a network effect or hold it's value
Zero cost for the npub at least
Are you gonna be ok after such a devastating loss tho
God damn it why do I always lose
Lol thank you sir but now I'm gonna deposit and try to win it back 😁
Surprised @nprofile…w7am exists, someone actually made a legit nostr casino lmfao
Sadly I am down 5000 sats to them tho
If you think young people are mad at how cheap boomers got their houses for
Wait until you see how mad the next generation will be at how cheap we got our Bitcoin
I am thinking about building something along these lines, but more like, if many people in the WoT have blocked an npub, maybe it should be banned
Blocking bots will never scale, creating npubs has zero cost
Only smarter whitelisting can work
https://relay.utxo.one/171b3a5c92c97c19c0d5d390b03ab692bd1e78fffa1b90cc113a163907209f84.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/d490fa6c1f1c04cf22774f3fd27203252a01ca6530c10b0311e94aa49429d300.jpg
Lol at everyone excited about government plans with Bitcoin
https://relay.utxo.one/1e72e1e1f2fefea48bd280f66ffde7b5dac9ce1bcf320bb3b62f6eaaa55f11ae.jpg
Nodeless was semi custodial, this is 100% non custodial (it connects to your wallet with nwc) - this also supports Bitcoin subscriptions.
This one also has no transaction fees and is free to use
Not all "Real" bitcoiners are not euphoric about government theft sir
That sweet ritual of withdrawing Bitcoin to cold storage
https://relay.utxo.one/a2e9f7c0bda2024fa1dd825a3d68a9dce645e17d880dfa1760239b3466042107.gif
Gm,
Government reserves and shitcoining politicians are a useless way to increase Bitcoin adoption
I'm gonna stay focused on making Bitcoin useful money for people and businesses
SOON
https://relay.utxo.one/eae20aebd11f5ec545f541142b21333e41cd44af323da17fda6af85a239f5fbb.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/376d3b903b7b74c31607e05b85a2e2a04b35f823ede66cce417d70a3f1dea1f7.jpg
Proof of degen
https://relay.utxo.one/ba9a6b184db1cdd5097712d4b2368c618262728968b1cf50e5f50ff71903e00c.jpg
#nevent1q…6735
Bruh, 10% of nostr relays are haven relays 🤯 https://relay.utxo.one/d1a53d6d62d6c6184825e14bf7180480de4a2601c982464c143b2cfc84cf77a3.jpg
Peak data storage
https://relay.utxo.one/da543e9c6c926b354236930b3945f9de98ab25a967eb9248ce4ba52439f58e7a.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/93ed35414b0b9cff743480eeb1019c53aff49660b0b3bb5427799f5e597efc66.mp4
You have a beautiful voice
Normie: why are you so obsessed with Bitcoin?
Us:
https://relay.utxo.one/4549ced20a4f3195bc89c33978df627469b8ad7fd61ae44bea7f63ac9a3db442.gif
Unlimited https://relay.utxo.one/f015f736fb5ef49b2b06ba9250c7d4a8b9d0e40fa4a1436287e692d16f22b880.jpg
Hmmm
Clean my house, make food, do laundry
Or
Degen code for 12 hours straight?
Connecting to wallets with nostr relays is pure magic
https://relay.utxo.one/e962b8c136cfcffacfc9c898bdbdacb568ad2c494a79ac6826dbe25404c13cdb.jpg
Wait are normies starting to figure it out
#nevent1q…a5l9
Someone with one whole XRP
When she doesn't know you're a wholecoiner
https://relay.utxo.one/a1d985af87b27b6f4304c1e14eba3dd67372d1f4f732159552f7b90054192fbb.mp4
Yes I am but noobs won't use my programs without docker
Building SBR with
- seized coins
- printed money
- tax dollars
What do they all have in common?
Theft and perverse incentives
They will steal from the poor and give to us, are we supposed to be happy about this?
They'll come for us too.
Researching which shitcoins to buy
https://relay.utxo.one/02a113fc93060b1e7a72f47bb1d58117ee9cd9be62cb4d64700e97305f5d512a.jpg
Rss so ghetto
We need a podcast kind note like nip20
Few
But soon many
https://relay.utxo.one/cb706920b7b14ed084689c6945c04cd905060298a649de73ae03b3b2cbef5208.jpg
Laravel was my first love
Crap I didn't think this post through
https://relay.utxo.one/fbc9508255574ee122c7642ceb5cc213c13d7bf25d066a7571688f18a2473d0d.jpg
Whichever ancestors passed on the gene that causes zits on inside of nose that sting like a mofo can seriously gfy
Still upset about the last season of game of thrones
Have we basically collectively agreed not fix/align on nostr DMs for now? Somehow they seem to be getting worse
Toronto has just entered what I call "psyop spring"
Beautiful warm sunny day today
But then next day rugged with 2 ft of snow
https://relay.utxo.one/3650b506d7b94284f989952b2c03221cd3e62ea0fb15e94c39063bc9bbae6015.jpg
Selling my bitcorn because the goberment didn't say good things
https://relay.utxo.one/4f3075ca4f7f58c27e4111f4993405aa568a5301128d48bf220193fa9d93a8df.jpg
I had this bug too, you gotta go into the advanced area and redeem tokens or restore seed in another wallet
https://relay.utxo.one/7823693a77fbec912e2abb8d0e4eea7f697b4860e7108c931596e167c985cc56.jpg
Abolish the TSA
Make having water and wearing shoes legal again
12 year old you after explaining to your parents that don't know why the computer has so many popups https://relay.utxo.one/69fa4f8bdf2184f682fae851165c4db3a0baeaf0dec21ef8bf5de2bd845fac55.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/1a111c694e45bb05d8f1bef0d08f5ef3c23a801f92a243a7aaae7076c8ef321e.jpg
Yes, free Ross very good, firing federal employees very good
Everything else mostly larp, retarded, bully
Shat on Trudeau for 10 years straight, never got accused of having TDS, Trudeau derangement syndrome once
But shit on Trump ONCE and WATCH how the simps reply
I'm finding it very useful to rapid prototype frontends in react which I am garbage at
But it's backend functions have been pretty dumb even sonnet 3.7
https://relay.utxo.one/00eab354048f85d0d0d5b9e1483aab43382a68a2166f29ca10b61dec3bdd4b67.jpg
Nooooo you can't eat a colorful variety of food, listen to the influencers and eat only beef and eggs
Gm,
We will build our SBR with seizures and asset forfeiture 🤡
You're hiding bitcoins in this house, are you not?
https://relay.utxo.one/ae1afb46a1b57da62df4a9bfc61f41e7c646ceedaeea676d6d67ecbfeeee0212.jpg
On this day in 1953, Stalin died of a stroke and shat his pants https://relay.utxo.one/8465c494ca912ab7c6ff8c2d2fb979d696a74032e86bca3b61396d3711dfef13.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/874fa8f6ed6efe47912175f81ce5806ee549a01e6bd25f39e4015d20f68a2e6b.jpg
Shoulda named it the Strategic Bitcoin Fund
SBF
Can you add relay feeds tho
Just started today for me, not sure
Mailgun data leaked, rip my inbox, 6 phishing emails in last hour
Saying things like healthcare is a human right sounds nice but how can someone else's labour and capital be your right? Even saying you have the right to safety depends on others providing protection. It doesn't work without force.
Rights should be things that you inherently have without anyone giving you anything, like right to provide your own protection, to freely think and speak, to freely associate with whoever you want without infringement
Me When people say there are too many bots on nostr https://relay.utxo.one/2957f5c8a499f10ffdf9e56153d4d289e5b16c6bc8cd27d02ce19e98ca998335.gif
Gm
One day you're rich, then poor again, then rich again
https://relay.utxo.one/a2c603586d389f549668bb8a6ce60c28cd5a8682ab5addfff65182b4077a17fe.gif
Yep all of this is possible with bitvora.
First create a lightning address in the address history tab
Then go to settings> API to setup your webhook
Should be very straightforward!
Going live now, tune in!
#nevent1q…l84q
https://relay.utxo.one/408d263fda0ee09a7fb0baaa045481eb3c822515c172eb14d5cce9ab8fff3a18.jpg
Nostr clients still won't have gif buttons only thing I know for sure
Just do a request for kind 1 with a limit of 500 and trust the order the relay gives you back
My grant only covers algo 😭 that would be a large chunk of work
1) what
https://relay.utxo.one/0ac66edbaaf491f4c7f0d0c0fec3c8a74a7a0d653af383f8e73c6f10bc456237.jpg
If your software isn't opinionated you'll just have a giant config file and a bunch of dead code that's almost never used
Have some balls when you build
Gonna eat this entire bird, don't judge me
https://relay.utxo.one/ef1b6736987706d647ee7448872967528f8626cb43b9d8bd8a97a3fbee542674.jpg
First commit in a new repo
https://relay.utxo.one/1fa39501f6415e6dcb1b0f09f2c7034be815ad7eb5f255e11bf86884d26ebf6f.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/bf6ed381f5b7b53a35a19411aeeedbdd42030d1a21c7c97fb27c137ce74c2e88.jpg
When you look at the crypto reserve
On chain nwc
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1807
Your sister married a noob
https://relay.utxo.one/fb322304dfb117d9b9dd5b3c7d82f8491387e2d3368042ea6ee5b106d8873ce4.jpg
WoT relay has this feature
Trying to work
https://relay.utxo.one/6560212477cb12431a2780d96fe716964573bb84bea755623d7032215ba39e12.jpg
Building Bitcoin and nostr stuff is time for myself 🤠🧑💻
True love
https://relay.utxo.one/d59bc71bade79fa968443054efd921fc22b0ea89bb03c8774836c8ecc1269697.mp4
Same, inspired this note
But I also saw it make code that was super vulnerable
Thank you sir. Yes I have a team, primarily for design and frontend
AI models are getting very good at coding
But I promise if you try to run a Bitcoin app you made with AI in production, you will lose all your coins connected to the app
If you still have the seed I can get thos sats back for you
Always bittersweet to pay my staff in bitcoin, which I must do today
Like I wanna stack, price is down, Yaya...
But I also love seeing Bitcoin used as money, probably even more than stacking for myself
Out in the wild, minibits biggest culprit
Weird bug where if you send sats, the rest of your balance would vanish, had to go into a weird interface to redeem back the sats, but then the balances didn't add up at the end
I did get sort of rugged by cashu wallets a few times, lost dozens of sats to weird bugs
I'm sure they were recoverable but I was too lazy
Be reasonable out there with bleeding edge tech
the end of an era
#note1a6s…j9yt
Gonna be talking relays and nwc tonight on @nprofile…3azk - tune in if you can afford the tarrifs
Pssshhh just sent min sendable in lnurl DUH
Bull market is over, sell corn
https://relay.utxo.one/e2a492506d4b5c6eaf0878896ecf97d53bba5d2174bc9592bc8325496a818916.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/a8bee5816c4bc5a71ddd37cc3cdebe76799c3d8f789676089c012b1c79512039.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/7823693a77fbec912e2abb8d0e4eea7f697b4860e7108c931596e167c985cc56.jpg
And I'll defer to the real architect @nprofile…dlnm who makes khatru and I just paste stuff
Mine all have my nip05 and a pow npub 🫡
Bitvora Commerce with subscriptions and on-chain functionality, 100% open source and powered by NWC (so self custody /self hosting available)
Coming Q3 2025 (prototype subject to change)
https://relay.utxo.one/10494ec92730e1e23abfd562b9e9ad9ad47c48ee19d917f673452a6a72f5c9e0.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/a0eba623f1e08c492baafd7ee6c67d2f75533689761b405d9156f62587522a5c.jpg
We will make the Internet free again, the people right here on nostr 🫂
https://relay.utxo.one/c5f88f040cc09ed6c170dd4f9f806bd568c141ced4a403654ce69cab4f5f6e3c.jpg
I've used a lot of Chatgpt models as well, not quite as good as Claude, especially for frontend (imo)
Trudeau first
https://relay.utxo.one/448f36c5776e76ed65bcd5a12337f04efe3a1c8a57acc72c173399d2c878dc08.jpg
You are truly one of the most mentally ill retards on nostr
Unblocked you just to write this, back to blocked
Put faith in your fellow bitcoiner
Not fucking charlatans and grifters
They might know your IP, the one they assign to you!
Mood
https://relay.utxo.one/f26ba367218fef508e234d57d3e3ed7d4369732436d9f4ef727aceceb83dd0a7.mp4
So pumped for this new open source commerce/nwc app we have underway but it's gonna take months before we can release it
We will make Bitcoin THE universal Medium of exchange, I promise
Gm,
Let's look into lifting sanctions on Russia while we attack Canada and nuke markets
Nice work orange retard
https://relay.utxo.one/8cdab7008e82c6236d3efab72b9a1c94e8b60231bdb7e6e656a8d9bb3db3eaf3.jpg
Old enough to remember when 83k was a lot for a made up internet coin
Coinbase and crypto boys donate a lot to campaign
gg
https://relay.utxo.one/65492932bf839c6a5b75817d3ed1bd5ebda4c63b5eda3fefb21e92ffaa57a19f.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/561c5046327f125925a214331473c9670c7a2b1a611b75a85fe6d4bae84a174b.gif
Wait why would there be hate using tax dollars to buy XRP? Puzzling
People sold their Bitcoin for 78k over the weekend
https://relay.utxo.one/157781f08c308fc908c8c4e6d50098e9d26063aea352f7c162f0deebf7d6bf87.gif
Shrinkflation
https://relay.utxo.one/a4e54935897a448b5abc18116578dc386b06805a92119227aa72452327f6387e.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/2487630d22580f147ac49702af222f0e4ab73f8dee21fcae11e0cd6496869903.mp4
29 years ago
https://relay.utxo.one/9f0a02545aa9fe03c61ff08d9621c6b047faa5934fd1a506624e215fc31e5601.jpg
They say after you do something 10,000 times, you become an expert
Well I just ran out of my Costco box of 10,000 dog poo bags
These are the good ol days of nostr, cherish them
You are trending with those who love you 🫂
No it's easy I'm just lazy
https://relay.utxo.one/975d6414798bb281744bbc9b5934ebf46f747ab52895c8f8ccc6ec6e589c2892.jpg
Mood
https://relay.utxo.one/9904fcf595be29fb213b9e05b3cda3976ad4e85096d5be7fb916bb119d652b54.gif
Bitvora developer platform is so clean, y'all really should try it out, just saying
NWC launching next week!
https://relay.utxo.one/80176b94e737d8a5c31afa4801cca2d9e5c728317a33bddee44fbbb763f83e5c.jpg
https://bitvora.com
The flippening
#nevent1q…n76a
Bitcoin Only
https://relay.utxo.one/b654723d85d0f819094423f0eef5df126187a88be7f6267a414c4e224a0168d6.mp4
Telegram or discord, thanks for joining
When you never simped for a politician because you're not retarded and don't have to backtrack when they start scamming
https://relay.utxo.one/dac221d2b627e18ae40f55837ce7e625c28b6bc5e3de1c09481286f5e8b0281a.jpg
My DCA hits on Mondays so obviously we pump insanely hard today
As is tradition
I think we can finally appreciate how Peter Schiff feels when he watches people talk about a Bitcoin reserve
Same way we feel about an XRP reserve
You know what?
I'm gonna start bitcoining even harder https://relay.utxo.one/ccf03558e2167c65d16c05a9397242576d82f67b585a1e9c21913329214d021e.jpg
When you setup a department of efficiency then use the savings to buy shitcoins
https://relay.utxo.one/b8a3f960dd0ea46c7cfd5d25533543ae32397b0c8751bfe31339e1cf53ee50a4.jpg
There's no gold at fort Knox but don't worry we'll replenish it with XRP and ADA instead
GM shitcoiners and grifters
#nevent1q…haeh
Built a little site to organize my freedom tech projects. If you're looking for my relays and bots you can find them here:
https://utxo.one
https://relay.utxo.one/c49818599f8e06c433dd175709a15c8590944e85959b94d02c17e163c4e087d0.jpg
What do you think your job would have been if you were born during the Middle ages?
Canada wins again 🇨🇦
We have two official languages, USA only has one
GG noobs
#nevent1q…2t6c
So weird how countries don't wanna become USA
https://relay.utxo.one/ccc0d9bc5b10e7911dac7f6e2a0fd8c4a4719ea693fbb268c353e5d713e9120a.jpg
When you check nostr for the first time and it's all @nprofile…3axx reporting shorts getting rekt
https://relay.utxo.one/9f1f3c8ee8bfc177f9ff6c09c8889331fdf8190c149f56eaf92703465c72b4dd.gif
I often browse a meme site that is very European centric and their trump/Ukraine memes are the complete opposite of nostr.
This is nostr you don't need permission to post sir
Hopefully soon you'll swap your leveraged Coinbase shitcoin into real Bitcoin 🤝😎🙏
https://relay.utxo.one/a57ffa338c0a72866042048d693c88527121aa7302e1b28c71703bfba61551cd.jpg
God damn eth is down so bad lmfao
Nobody could have seen this coming eh???
I really do gotta strip that out
WHAT FREEDOM DO YOU HAVE IF YOU HAVE ALL YOUR BITCOIN IN COINBASE DUMMY
#nevent1q…xv2d
There are people on nostr who send fat anonymous zaps and just wanna say thank you to those anons for the support yesterday 🙏🙏
Gm,
Now that @nprofile…xnfk has asked me twice for the newsbots, I have decided to make a little website to organize all my nostr (and Bitcoin) projects
Will go live tomorrow 🫡
https://relay.utxo.one/e2c2f2bbf1899f53c8386fd59ea02aa9856ccb5a0abb1d7768ac981131b277fe.jpg
I don't think it's about sympathizing with Putin, it's about the degree of involvement and financing America has taken on. there are always conflicts happening around the world, does that mean America should be donating trillions to everyone to help them fight?
Thank you @nprofile…c3va !
https://relay.utxo.one/c238da2a8973c76bbbf23865886b83a345575baf4c934c065d70efe2c355beae.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/2cc99e9474741adf7615fab4948d2c231e68b26f21ff0f2b634c98b616ff6412.jpg
Sus
https://relay.utxo.one/6d5110d016d5a733720a5970c0227a5044216e2fd854cc5a4c515d3c31b1cb38.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/e010c9cc0f077076dc654b19d48287d0aa20f7e6f3af4c32b63478b00c2aa42d.jpg
@nprofile…28zl my man 🙏🧑💻🙏🧑💻
Tha k you @nprofile…4axg 🙏🙏🧑💻🧑💻
Team effort, thank you guys for the support 🙏
Introducing AlgoRelay v0.2
Putting users back in control
The latest version of AlgoRelay now gives the ability for users to login with nostr and adjust their own algorithms and see the data the algorithm uses to make your feed.
You can try it out yourself at https://algo.utxo.one
Quick demo:
https://v.nostr.build/0R3LJbrctoYN4wpm.mp4
Clients could have a way to just render just the notes from any relay, like just "view", not based on followers or anything, like jumble.social
Ideally clients just add relay browser and it just works, many have already
Open Algorithm dashboard, customize your own weights
Soon
https://relay.utxo.one/d9850b451910c3c6d6a494d6a8e81ed746cf24783eb032c772b788d26742624d.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/9b2d1ca31a7475bd168616efd825449b0c1d98ef77c10360d966fdd2fc32fc90.jpg
Oh you're a bitcoiner?
So you think the global financial system can be a 700gb file on a bunch of shitty computers?
https://relay.utxo.one/46b1a353f042853c53fe3ac3c02c75943fdc014ae9ce3cdce767921b844af375.jpg
When an npub happily takes all your zaps and only returns reactions
https://relay.utxo.one/47e11a3c8c843587e5bf8e7b3ca9be8a12aa463ba897bf9a3002eb1fb2a10a9f.jpg
😂😂 no sir
https://relay.utxo.one/910dfe4a116e63dbafdedcf7cae150b281fc071aca14ab5beae43a4d5ba9c8be.gif
One list is for blasting, import is for wot and import
Small time no KYC boys like lnvps and bitlaunch
So many sites just break or do a million captchas if you use a popular VPN
In addition to not knowing if the VPN is selling your data
That's why the best solution is to host your own VPN with wire guard
Nope, nobody wants to join the shithole 🫡🤠🇨🇦
Fake bitcoiners everywhere
https://relay.utxo.one/5fe1a2a88fec7858bd45717f572a2f1e9b4bb58b777d5a13c928a7c00a10e766.jpg
Nobody cares but I'll share the news anyway that Ontario elected the "progressive conservatives" again
Same dummies that went full blown COVID Nazi
But our other choices were the Marxist party or Trudeau's party so... Yeah...
Damn
Well imma keep pushing this disinformation anyway
But ty didn't see the update
Apparently XRP demanded he change his name to something more diverse, just like they demand Bitcoin change the code to be more green
https://relay.utxo.one/84617eff763c6c8e325c75737d8a458a175ace18adbe62b0f94e86edaa67171a.jpg
Gm,
I get paid on Mondays so obviously Bitcoin will be back to 96k by then because satoshi hates me and doesn't want me to stack
GM and congratulations man!!!
Nostr is definitely growing I don't need any stats to prove it
https://relay.utxo.one/2f13590257128649a9dde5c163458f843e12f07bbf9962400f2b1f8a65f021e6.jpg
Zaps one example of a budget, could also be to setup a subscription, allowance to family, anything really!
It's happening... Soon
https://relay.utxo.one/aafaedef794c47f6d004639f12eabd09bcba2ed36a9ae059c90d50cdaef33a66.jpg
My fiat situation https://relay.utxo.one/9b74d3848840ac1867a707463d4629c29412fb96c12c4c874da1e72b224605de.jpg
Couldn't sell if I wanted to, my multisig is too elaborate and I'm way too lazy
I have something much cooler than this in the works
Bitcoin is sexy as hell but sometimes she shits in your bed
