Last Notes
You are surrounded by wolves
They are also retarded
Same. Even friendly dogs can curb stomp a kid being too excited/retarded
All the energy and power on earth can't break my 12 words, so fuck you!
Home gym gonna be insane
Just grabbed these used for 60% cheaper than brand new 😈🏋️
https://relay.utxo.one/74382c4ed37ef0f6843cdb2386de1864290b3270412a8a8bdca69b2e36d860d4.jpg
I have your 1/1
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It appears to be 99% rabies deaths in poor countries, not family pets
Mouth needs to be open wider, more lasers, maybe write Bitcoin to 1 Billion?
https://relay.utxo.one/87bd2e1dce993205df73c1fbfa7be7a236ebe4ba0241d11522578b08576a884e.jpg
Strongly favor early
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POV: you vibe code a nostr app that nobody will use
https://relay.utxo.one/70545ad3cd6c3ecdf1c16acfd699fa88c2b26a338db8006a129232749dbe8475.jpg
If I've learned anything from North Korea it's how to enslave your subjects
https://relay.utxo.one/a1f189af0a005723c67447fbd3959b7746f0d23e5c5b80f81fea4b4e1904fb0a.jpg
Do any of these speakers have their own keys besides ross?
I bought a fancy Casper one and I like it but no idea if it's the best
https://relay.utxo.one/e49ed542e1c6f0ebc376451401d2a49dd3900d827b5ee71e431f7354b52b79ea.jpg
Oh sorry, better watch our for that eh
Is it just because we look a little different
https://relay.utxo.one/82cc5044a19a1cc757b3b062e2acc7b906c0a00eb66535d1e568aa0b3844358e.jpg
Do Americans see Canadians as foreigners?
Sorry to hear man. And sorry im advance for all the comments that are about to say just buy Bitcoin.
A whole generation of tax slaves being convinced you can't beat 7% returns so they just give all their money to blackrock and think they're being smart
Actually my bad something was broken on the bot
If any bad guys are watching don't break in I have a very scary Rottweiler
https://relay.utxo.one/121d823b24d0d69317deaa915167a5a5e6ea3f401c0cae492fcc239c381c8832.jpg
This is literally superman
https://relay.utxo.one/9f75042899de18ab46a01fc785de5d96f75a0530724ef15d81ce4df4ef29cef4.jpg
Capitalism is wild
https://relay.utxo.one/9aa2eabe86f05090d1fbd53f3b4b2d3e24313b41fbcbb1dbdd4e6cd12ddced97.jpg
One person at a time
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BREAKING: MSTR shares plummet after hours following a wide scale outage at twitter
Yes this is the correct answer
need moar outbox support for this to be true
Good time to delete your twitter account
Good job Canada
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Yes they are very good boys 😍😊
Are dogs really this dangerous? I don't believe it
https://relay.utxo.one/3794fd162728f2d5ebe2eac2510f220724b9129eb1b356f05f4dca7e5ac18273.jpg
Soon
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This is the correct human diet
Good morning 🌅
Don't give up
https://relay.utxo.one/c5f96d473cfa8b45641516d3e7d8e788d4c9fbfcacd1abea01e17bd603851aa7.mp4
Reasonable not perfect
@nprofile…07ms
To execute this idea would you need a custom lightning implementation or could you just bolt something onto of an existing node? Tried my best to follow but a bit above my IQ
https://relay.utxo.one/0567b46a4da15a36ae02605f69c6b552d7e7d984907cc9184df46c11afa60135.mp4
Can't wait to leave this behind
https://relay.utxo.one/12e890b36183ad297acd5116e592549f1b5c4f0bd2abed5da872850b18ba9ec0.mp4
I saw it on Joe Rogan bro
We got more nodes and transactions, don't need that much locked up to support massive volume of txns
Must be fucking nice, I am down pretty big lol
Stronglifts 5x5 is extremely good for such a situation imo
Anyone wanna buy this? DM me offers 🫴 😀
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I plan to do most of my spending before that
Don't pay tax on gains but you can't spend it until you're 65, no thanks lol
I gain weight on anything over 2200 calories which is basically two ribeye steaks, and I was eating way more than this (I weigh 150lbs)
But I'm already reasonably lean, I fell for the idea that you could eat as much as you want on carnivore and that's just not even close. It's working for people because compared to fast food and processed snacks, it's way lower calories and satisfies hunger extremely well with high protein
https://relay.utxo.one/ae9b1d13cdb3a3f9a2eff9f2fdcd5497f00d1e4d8100c090a9485645a315f4cc.jpg
Maintenancer by calle probably biggest reason 🧑💻
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Stick to it sir I'm gonna chirp you if you don't keep posting
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I dare someone to ask Claude 4 how to make yellow cake
Nostr people are wayyyy too stupid about diet for this to be useful
It's good for gaining too!
I find it wild people will measure out a cup of food for their dog but won't measure their own food as if it's some kind of sin
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I did that and gained 13 pounds, this advice is truly awful pls stop spreading it
28 grams to an ounce
16 ounces to a pound
Don't ask how I know
Yup but it's not as accurate. MacroFactor
zomg tracking calories so complicated https://relay.utxo.one/501b081779ef13faa160e0f24484b884c79a14973ab16e89d092a76b7b72f285.jpg
jumping to many conclusions here sir, please check all assumptions
I'm not leaving any spaces
Guns are cool but have you tried medicine ball slams?
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"What coins should I buy to diversify my crypto portfolio?"
https://relay.utxo.one/fa40e4006dbb552048bc5051a9d7246bd5ec0dcda819a2a3de2335053989a234.jpg
High IQ and a closed mind is a very bad mix
For Transparency:
Yesterday I asked OpenSats to close my grant for https://algo.utxo.one/ 6 months early.
Two primary reasons:
1 - AI helped me build the features I wanted much faster than I planned last year
2 - After almost a year of being live, barely any clients have adopted it
Project is not abandoned or relay will remain online for the few clients that are using it.
I believe this is the more honorable route than continuing to take money that many of you have donated.
That said I have a very exciting NWC project underway that I hope will be funded (Bitvora Commerce), more details to come!
Goes to the humble https://relay.utxo.one/4bde8d7b8ffd62fb8ea5f5aff0799a0d8a83237e6d5096f357e1cefba8828208.jpg
@nprofile…6qqk has reported over 10,000 liquidations over 1 BTC since 870,000
Good morning brokies, hfsp with your sub 110k
Doubt it, takes MUCH more than an hour of practice to make money playing blackjack, and counting is the core of it, I think he actually doesn't know what he's talking about 😬
Worked for me in my 7 years as a pro blackjack player (:
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Buckle up.
- every influencer rn
Well I'm only 16 hours into home assistant so far
Lol they for sure but it's not as funny that way
💀💀💀
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Spending $1000 in home automation to save $2.37 a year in lightning electricity https://relay.utxo.one/cc0517cd8d3ca102cdba82c1d43d4f628941039b74f1ad1f0b54c7420671293c.jpg
My dad used to scam me and give me this money for chores
Nostr: https://relay.utxo.one/c6bca5708788f2f213943a26ecc90cca511f1af1a23e15ebc2439264c05770e5.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/5da49e0cafaa6f37930efa05b6d6d5a510edeb1401a3a3d646d0dded9834b3cf.mp4
Signed by Nancy pelosi
#nevent1q…7c2m
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It's not a cheat day it's a strategic refeed
https://relay.utxo.one/98fbc4091748fd2f65bc8f07192ee38a3b6620784dd45a1798ef55752a34ec17.mp4
Pepperoni onion roasted garlic
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I like installing stuff directly on bare metal and use systemd, containers annoy me greatly
Pros: easy to use
Cons: not as flexible as bare metal, also docker sucks
How I vote:
bitcoind -daemon
Supper for your girl tonight amirite
Available on my OnlySats page
I literally am the crazy uncle apparently
The masculine urge to take off your shirt when you get a good pump https://relay.utxo.one/9749f9bba1b1ce4e8f75cd343b0d8ebcef050e9ae837bc3ca59049731da54b0b.jpg
I wonder if today is the only time Bitcoin made an ath on pizza day
Besides pizza day itself when Bitcoin first had a market price
Omw! https://relay.utxo.one/710d8940956149ccc8a87c0959d155afe82604af362d0c227a1dafd7a63c866e.jpg
Congrats monero on almost reaching your 2017 ATH in USD!
Only 8 years to almost break even
Bitcoin is most volatile after breaking ATHs
But thankfully that volatility direction is UP
NPCs in shambles
Just had a violent reminder that I shouldn't have taken extra spicy option at the shawarma joint last night
https://relay.utxo.one/d1e4d9755c56fe77a53bfc247546b02b82d77da69dfdab8d25d4aba86cb1059b.jpg
It snowed last night in Toronto 😭
You're removed from the WoT now
I do want one, been vibe coding a gf for months now but she sucks, and not in the good way
Not a single person wrote that I made a mistake selling some Bitcoin
For sure the mstr larps on Twitter would not have reacted the same way
Thanks everyone for the encouragement 🙏 😌 grateful for my frens here on nostr
Now that I think of it some people in my immediate family don't even know I bought a house yet
Already googling how to remove dandelions
I like tech stonks, I own them over ETFs in my fiat retirement accounts
If you use the service daily, own the stock
(For me that's Amazon and Uber)
If I had this much I would post memes and jokes all day on nostr and zap 210 as my default instead of 21
I think there are many on nostr in such a position
Everyone hating on hack but I like him even more now
Confirmed he also has retarded takes sometimes, fits right in! https://relay.utxo.one/05231c89274acd1cc4d98436b732fc1477d524121a1bbcf83d4ad1560e840f22.gif
Please support a local small pizzeria 🙏
Big chains are shitcoins
If steak and shake was truly based it would sell pizza today for 10,000 sats
Do you run ha on a VM or dedicated device?
Do you use zigby for app devices?
I'm absolute beginner don't have a single smart home device never used it before
Going down the self hosted smart home rabbit hole 🕳️
Anyone running home assistant?
And just like that
Everyone stopped arguing about nonsense
Canadian policy:
Close all the gyms and open all liquor stores to 24/7
https://relay.utxo.one/85abc755ef259cfa77773a7ca3a1bf8ea1cdd94c75c997f6791517edcb64f5cc.jpg
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People become more productive when they use better money
https://relay.utxo.one/8ee245a3b13452bbe9ba1f6cd538d69f5143bc90606fed57ab41f34b2f82d09a.mp4
But what happens when the Internet goes out forever and we can't remember how to fix it ????? Checkmate bitcoiners
Does she need a boyfriend? I'm available
And now longs getting rekt at ATH this never gets old
Are these guys using my code or just my name 👀😭
#nevent1q…yfd6
You just got lucky https://relay.utxo.one/65bc9e085dbdb67fa1f0ae1377b1903539b3e117874d921bd97b63e9cd6a9ebb.jpg
First 110k liquidation
#nevent1q…alf8
You may not know this but you played a huge role in my getting orange pilled, grateful af 🙏🙏
Jim Cramer is bullish on Bitcoin so just hold off on celebrating too much
This https://i.nostr.build/LLW5C5OQuOijhqco.jpg
Less than an hour, I used a modified vanity address finder for Bitcoin that is cuda based
Oh, it's a spam bot, but not on purpose
I turned it off SORRY
that pow npub tho, don't even need a profile
I killed him but he revives himself every reboot because I don't know how docker works
That's a problem for future me to deal with
Sold one coin today to put a down payment on my house
Yes I know Bitcoin will keep going up much faster than a house
But I saved it and waited 2 cycles so I can finally escape the pod I've lived in for 20 years
I've never owned a bbq or had a yard or a garage
Thank you Satoshi
https://i.nostr.build/VpKHedk29QHY5usl.jpg
Ah it's on the loose again
Why do people get mad at jokes, pls sir I came to nostr to avoid people getting offended
Mine keeps cutting in and out
Anyone here an interior designer and want to earn some sats?
Ideally gay men only please, I don't trust straight guys to buy furniture
Internet down across Canada?
Sorry all my relays are down right now
https://mobilesyrup.com/2025/05/21/bell-rogers-telus-internet-outage/
I just laughed and explained how they're both retarded
GM,
My mortgage broker asked me if the price of Solana is too high relative to etherereum
https://relay.utxo.one/bd2779188a82a912e9d53b562e02e934d0bf559f4de4defb7a30e4d64b82d484.gif
Yep they're very simple
Elon simply presses a button at HQ and your car is bricked or drives you to the gulag
Yes spark plugs and lights, radio no because it can be used to track you I think
Power steering and ac is maximum tech, basically become Amish after that
I would invest in a car company committed to making all mechanical cars, zero electronics
The opposite of a Tesla
Better than a dump sir
I also recently bought, no regrats
Counting, Deck estimation and interacting with the ploppies, I miss those days
Government: we need to track every $600 transaction to prevent terrorist financing
Also government:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr78nkg548lo
Newsbot posted 275,000 articles to nostr so far 👀
https://relay.utxo.one/6dcc5ae7e446d6077f8be6d5869cc384ae1483eb4de95e396ab528dd7ab82ad6.jpg
Cast iron with a weighted press, fried in tallow
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#nevent1q…e4vn
It's to draw moisture out to get a deeper crust
Incoming
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If I just just down node, copy the .lnd folder to a new VM and boot it up, everything is gonna work right??
Huge shout-out to @nprofile…0p5w for building up haven, if you use our relay you should zap him bigly
Everyone with this tattoo watching you debate the unit with great interest https://relay.utxo.one/2d7a3a2f34cdd0bef16b158934a85a2d9911b11e5c1c66faaaf9d9aa08ad5b4b.jpg
As long as sats are valuable enough, even a 5sat/vB fee would be high enough
https://relay.utxo.one/68e78ead77e5a86492b6b8d18a8726221ee389c2982840a208bfd81e0db4d6a4.jpg
Monkeypox was one of the best examples of clown world
Renamed it mpox because racism? (What's racist about monkey?)
Even though it mostly affected gay men, they wouldn't close gay bars, just after locking down all of society for years during COVID
Because they didn't want to suggest the gay community was spreading diseases
Then it just sort of went away and we all forgot
https://relay.utxo.one/a8739510e62c870ddffc825ae87068a1d186ac8fda90ac7fd3b4634a9f15f95a.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/eeac908e319e943f3e4c7a8613bc9389c2c376d018b44987ffcf6064fbf854ee.jpg
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So weird! People in the Middle East have no reason to hate America, the most peaceful country that never invades
https://relay.utxo.one/7b83cc1e33370eb77a6d74d696519b7784f6cd8b4a01dcb5c031639068fcf724.jpg
When you meet a nostrich in real life for the first time
https://relay.utxo.one/30b1500c7274b22db9b8f33e72298a07db8b90f820fdc1e9a4e03c7234ddacab.mp4
GM,
TIL there is a group of unknown people who call themselves bitfluencers?
https://relay.utxo.one/293e85b72653e5e78a6ef72c6f2b0c165157199123b7de4c42c7e083f0c5a659.gif
Considering eth is mid surrender I tend to agree
It makes bitcoiners simp for cbdcs
French microstrategy, buys eth 💀
Imagine getting your Bitcoin to liquidated instead of simply staying humble
Next one I make will be pineapple bread, watermelon in shambles
In bloom is my favorite Nirvana song
Me listening to all these songs right now
https://relay.utxo.one/e9155513d00da9aa36c09b0c55e00b2e81863043e13239e49c8227118c0ab9ef.gif
#nevent1q…305v
Ain't nothing but a heart ache
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg
I want something else
To get me through this
She was my childhood crush
What is your #1 favorite 90s song?
Consider upgrading 😁
https://GitHub.com/bitvora/haven
Such people are dead to me
If I ever have twin sons I would name them Corey and Trevor
I think nostrdb is a direction they'll like more
Maybe instead of trying to make a normie nostr app we just triple down on making the best possible experience for bitcoiners and rescue our twitter frens instead of antagonizing them
Then step two is just make more bitcoiners
https://relay.utxo.one/a5d4c4bae38cfb406980be03fd9289e62af7903e394808208b1e43c5140764e6.jpg
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No baking powder or soda lol, also not enough liquid
Entire loaf:
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The worst banana bread I've ever seen or tasted 💀
https://relay.utxo.one/f88d711a920b96047518e5141028490e119f566391cce6ba988c4c6dac22d174.jpg
#nevent1q…3pt2
Attempting to make protein banana bread with Greek yogurt and protein powder and so far it's looking extremely sketchy
Donkey Kong racing team names
https://relay.utxo.one/7e870e72b230e06546014750a757c2374f6676d0f0f8564f2cb3a4c1e28d2bd7.jpg
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Gym is closed today but fuck it the gains must go on
https://relay.utxo.one/164d366f8afe93a301e8f064e03df11aa3757083a9aa20da50035eebc45a3a27.jpg
Market is actually dumb if they need a rating agency to say a government 37 trillion in debt has bad credit
Basically Nobody is using op return for spam, they are using witness and there are no solutions on the table to fix it, just a bunch of noobs crying about things they don't understand tbh
If we think high usage and high fees are bad for Bitcoin, then it has already failed, considering that's how it will fund itself when block rewards drop
I got one free when I bought 1 eth
Unlike every carnivore larp who has a podcast or YouTube channel
Stiffler has entered the chat
Next cycle wishlist
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Me and the family after a long weekend of feasting at the cottage
https://relay.utxo.one/0aa4b0fc5a52a96979d2bbdc61b1d4b9de296c80857ba94e6c209613ac6f9210.mp4
Bitcoin is so boring to talk about we now argue about filtering spam that doesn't exist on an empty mempool and renaming Sats to Bitcoin as if that will change how NPCs think
I'm gonna just pivot to memes and food, these discussions are lame af
https://relay.utxo.one/b4d829b3e6af62efefcd2763a91021599b6531b5c4871ac3350a7815d127930c.jpg
John Connor's friend at the arcade
Don't hate on millennials else we will throw our oat milk double soy latte at you
https://relay.utxo.one/6d0c1818b94abbb9641c01e967c45b3be7adae5182d068b218d9884e03fb77c5.jpg
Ok I claim it then, the webmaster said it ☺️
Good morning 🌞
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Soon vibe coding will just be called coding
And coding will be called organic coding
And all the hipsters will be into it
https://relay.utxo.one/3d8923e1b166b8e5775562528f481cb966058535ca9da06af8a2f5d6f28ed184.jpg
Biggest debt
Fattest people
Richest politicians
#1 in many things
More IRS agents to track $600 transactions
Current thinking:
The bitcoin bubble this cycle will be most pronounced in stocks and all the tradefi leveraged shineigans going on
the emergence of so called "treasury companies" is a sure sign of froth in markets - traditionally companies try to create value, but these companies are basically arbitrage on the premium tradefi is paying (remember gbtc premium?) - but this can quickly turn into discounts and liquidations and mass panic
Bitcoin always sniffs out this kind of stuff and destroys them eventually
Hasn't been in Canada that long!
Just had chipotle for the first time, it's pretty good 😊
Memes were posted, zaps were sent
Two years no twitter
https://relay.utxo.one/1310a6a84e4f59382519bd448776cb7333a854b81c9d49a9c98347ca37112c57.jpg
Stop taking American unit suggestions seriously otherwise we'll rename sats to football fields or Olympic swimming pools or something
Microsats, we already use them on bitvora.com 😈
Chicken good too
https://relay.utxo.one/dafca6b717c433e4b212120ca39431ea551f329b723fcf37c6cbe04b06f17774.mp4
2.1Q doesn't hit the same as 21M
https://relay.utxo.one/bffb875b50097ee6bdc72f67c475023947629c775e40b3abe8644460d9953819.jpg
My thoughts on the matter
https://relay.utxo.one/66061fe4cebd8e9e829cae6f43c7dfb09040cc1d0d02f799c0b60375c848cee4.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/f38b8f07b25ca50643261369dec1ad6c9279bd443945f8180711f0965224433e.jpg
Launching a vibe coded project to production
https://relay.utxo.one/ffbceeeb1b227327e29571db86bed971fea6c9e118f7eb1ceba62203df205f12.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/c3933fc5b6c67b8969b5d8af15c2344227af2f7225141bd72c9ae6c75194fdf2.jpg
Look at the first 2 seconds of the clip carefully 😂
Too accustomed to nut milk
I only made 11,900 of these
https://relay.utxo.one/dee5e654f61b610cfefdcd940f979da5eacc53c175ac9fa5169e1e4af8a97f92.mp4
#nevent1q…v6ff
Pump mood
https://relay.utxo.one/40c4ae5f3039d140569bd59747f0be728a610319222e37bac8d7daf3e229742b.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/1165e1de860422bbb8635770b549ed3234534d3d9512e34af5db26f9b7ed193f.mp4
Leafs are choke artists for like 70 years now I don't have much hope 😭🇨🇦
https://relay.utxo.one/c4c0fe061469c6e5cbd24e5439bb727a219d427d66a205a225c01669f0d899a6.jpg
AI generation is not art, and writing prompts is not engineering don't @ me
GM,
For some reason today my nostr feed is very christian, this is like Sunday school all over again
yeah bro that's what I suggest 🙄
Most of those are very likely channel rebalances
Outside of our little bubble, most Bitcoin payments in the wild are actually made on-chain, and usually from an exchange https://relay.utxo.one/b98fc6ad08ee6bc5c5d78d1d6ddef842e978f34d58f20807a769a06bc1b330a8.jpg
A dev I work with in Nigeria uses starlink and his Internet goes down every time it rains
I think saylor doesn't even own a single coin, and therefore has not adopted Bitcoin himself. I reject custodians as adoption, you must have keys to have adopted Bitcoin 🫡🙏
Yeah we don't have it (yet)
https://relay.utxo.one/ace4abbf2f0f44bcd7f1e82d2ab2510492e13282326bd582fce3f596ce3e0127.jpg
Andrew Huberman: Taking a simple answer and turning it into an overly complicated series 2 hour podcasts
https://relay.utxo.one/7f17632d623e1c76aa6864e044515c8659d8ce14b34462b0d203ec22a33394b9.jpg
Bad sleep, dehydrated, tired, yes recovery is the priority (now) over training
Y'all surprised about @nprofile…8czy Gaza takes after watching him publicly jerk off over Ukraine war videos for years lol
The guy is seriously unwell, death excites him, try not to take him seriously
Had a little bit to drink, not even much at all
Sleep got completely fucked, resting heart rate up 3 bpm, no chance I can train today
Alcohol is trash I quit
Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/bde1c9cf3928b4906995793731fb9cf2816ae81db5da4714c944d4e7b7c65059.jpg
This was almost 200ft away too. If you take multiple shots at close range that would be unbearable pain
My nephew shot me
https://relay.utxo.one/6e88fbdfc8e1e61838b10ec3db415122df4b8dbc9d1f53c5018523715f306a49.mp4
Steak and shake has done more for Bitcoin adoption than microstrategy has
Post workout, pre-long weekend
https://relay.utxo.one/02d50f848e45455a2b903b15e8a82fecf0519d673512d8a218185405f67e4fe1.jpg
Most people call it may two four here in Ontario 🍁🇨🇦
Enjoy the long weekend fellow canuks 🇨🇦🍁 https://relay.utxo.one/71b1d39fb593590566827d797ab25f6b08cd82782de6076b767a2a84b6a88238.jpg
Same here. For me I had to stop falling for the retarded carnivore diet which blew up my weight like crazy, and actually pay attention to calories
https://relay.utxo.one/5864a69a31be52cca8fc580c44dc24d444df785d83492f4da7192cd78af0db3d.jpg
Stripe processes over a trillion dollars of payments annually
We have a long way to go
GM nature lovers https://relay.utxo.one/dcdf8f528773bc6319a3338d188132fe914ec9e7b1da4435c2ce4f06fb8c7100.mp4
Who is their payment processor? 👀
He doesn't like pride eh, rip progressives 🫠
Wtf I always thought it was " kiss from a rose on the gays"
You are being judged harshly right now
I'm gonna have the sexiest lawn make all the dads jealous
Grab the pencil and carefully try to rewind it
Low key way to say this was a user error eh
I'm gonna vibe mow the lawn
So now that I'm a home owner I guess I have to buy things like a lawn mower and a sprinkler and stuff? I don't know what im doing
All seasons will never brake as well as true winter tires, could save your life!
Summer tires back on the car 😎
Do Americans buy snow tires in the winter?
I heard Coinbase is a good place to do kyc and buy xrps
It used to be about torture and blowing up servers, we've lost our way
https://relay.utxo.one/326be7f6b108b31e5b61ef8275a4e2c2fbdd11b2ab4fa6fad7063d472dd484b6.jpg
Mine is way higher but the site doesn't use outbox smh
My NWC stack for #zapathon is @nprofile…9xu6 x @nprofile…ce0y x @nprofile…970s
https://relay.utxo.one/d0c01d44f16c6939c9e3000602c68f8baf2dd5507158e1bc69ac0670bda531f7.jpg
Butter, Greek yogurt, spring onion, salt
Last person to zap this note has to buy 3 xrps
All risk no reward, one stinkin airplane that's like 40 milliseconds of interest on debt
I once helped a neighbor move some stuff from his truck and he offered me $5 💀 that's when I knew my opsec was elite
Gotta be impossible to clear every circuit board and firmware
Before you accept an airplane from qatar maybe remember what happened when Hamas accepted walkie talkies from Israel just sayin
People try to change terms to gaslight you
It's not government funded hard drugs, it's just safe supply
It's not illegal immigration, it's just undocumented
It's not castration, it's just gender affirming care
Fuck these people and reject their newspeak
If you ever visit us you'll see 🇨🇦🍁
Every Canadian knows where I am right now https://relay.utxo.one/ee437594e1931454568bcd9f287e66a7576b5c9cf1306f229466cafd8ea119dc.jpg
Oh boy this is gonna make harassment 10x easier, RIP dms
Outsource your operations to biggest scammer country (India) don't be surprised when your data gets stolen, Coinbase
How the financial times guards their scarce assets
Cold card pointless
https://relay.utxo.one/568f0734b08e935b2a9b9696c0c67d4e806b9220fa85b9abca849d7e79b07a9d.jpg
Buying some toothpaste to preserve my money brb
Good morning
#nevent1q…p0uf
They wouldn't and aren't, which is why this whole drama is over nothing and very stupid lol
how many is that in football fields
I know Canada has the most, without question
Checkout bitvora.com if you haven't found a solution yet 🙏
It's a better door because it's more expensive and easier to prune
I'm binged Alex Rosen videos once lol
Thanks for contributing to the economy. I respect that. Lmfao
When I need just a quick channel I open to boltz exchange then do an on-chain swap for half the channel
Nostr: https://relay.utxo.one/43ec2cf4fa917c46e81b1772807b92a2101c387c86aded0180d24902c337093e.jpg
It's not a Trojan horse, everything possible in op return is already possible in witness data basically, all that eth shit has been here for a while now (brc tokens and inscriptions nft)
Need multiple domain email boxes + simple login and a backup VPN is always nice
Satoshi also used windows what a NOOB
I don't, but I don't think analogies are useful for something so novel
Otherwise you get dummies like Taylor telling people it's a battery
Any narrative that seeks to compare Bitcoin to gold is wrong and not helpful, they don't share any common properties whatsoever
Had no idea I could use my scarce teeth to transmit value through the Internet, Bitcoin is useless https://relay.utxo.one/de448fff11c3fd302e4bcf658be9553cf7fc02bc5bea73b5fb21e268206b237b.jpg
Every cycle has its ways to separate you from your coins
Last cycle was greyscale, blockfi, ftx
Just Self custody and sleep easy frens
https://relay.utxo.one/a8d0c1181c8591f60698355f7ab669c4f44f2c5267f5ed9f299d3fe3327ad37f.jpg
We are brothers in trying to make payments happen but it's not looking good for us 😭
Do not ask maga who is paying the tarrifs
Leftovers dipped in egg yolk cannot be bad
Kinda random breakfast but gotta get that protein in
https://relay.utxo.one/6add86a895de131025dd88c9ce0ef865aea2cd1c912beb693eea393c7369c70d.jpg
Lifting completed, now eating shitloads of protein
I think if everyone has decoys prepared and easily surrendered it just encourages/incentives more wrench attacks
That's what I'm currently doing but I'm so tired of squat racks always being occupied and 17 tripods setup everywhere by tiktok girls
I saw one yesterday as well, but I ran away and just bought a new house
I'm sorry spiders but if you walk into my house you will be killed, creepy ass mawfukkaz
It should give you an alby lightning address that is zap enabled
But if you want to use bitvora as a mobile wallet you can use alby go
https://relay.utxo.one/4b4ad634bd5977371843fb8e5aa2bff7999685dee36cf120230fe1997e686a68.jpg
Download alby browser extension, setup new wallet
In bitvora go to settings - API access - nwc
I do think albyhub does make it so zaps will work with bitvora if you hook it up with nwc
Can you just triple check your node to confirm you got them because I'm shitting bricks my wallet is broken
Your zaps are going to oshiroom node when I zap you, not bitvora
To me your address is still get alby
Btw bitvora lightning addresses don't support zaps out of the box
When they're a monero maxi but also love nostr https://relay.utxo.one/14166caada8ffeb0329a18aec45c1950d151f800aa7a7033d7fb9ec66c687ba0.mp4
Never skip leg day
https://relay.utxo.one/b156693ac08c82978a61ef57f9d955df8c7bc401d77e600e55f9fdddb8f4b295.mp4
I think better strategy is to go multisig, if anyone tries to wrench attack, you can prove the wallet is multisig to them
https://relay.utxo.one/5af9022b202e7262a066c2bf67425189e75301b07b4dd13d5ebbb51ad592fcfb.jpg
A spoon?
Shooting heroin confirmed
This is a deepfake tissue
Every single media outlet says the macron cocaine video is fake news
I haven't seen this much unity in the news since they said COVID jabs would prevent infections
Wow you're actually older than me seems like grandpa, super Nintendo was my first
No wonder you love php so much!
it's in my walkman of course!
Good morning old nerds
https://relay.utxo.one/92f14dc16fd6f3cf30ca29149415151274eb78bb4bb600d92395694daa96bc8a.jpg
Enhances flavor, up to a point before it destroys it
Sprinkle a little on an orange and it will taste way more orangey
Bitcoiner privilege is seeing everyone complaining about rising prices while prices are down 80% for you over the last two years
Calisthenics boy, respect 🙏☺️ but I'm more a barbell enjoyer
Anyone on nostr have a home gym? Let me see your setup ☺️ I want inspiration
Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/2d2f2589120aedb803c08e8511f8ad6f82dc75a1a8511064c056b278e5d540f2.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/a61f85216d9e2067eddc702341549fda8e7a8ff19d28260606c14864a380eb31.jpg
Whale distribution maybe 🤔
https://relay.utxo.one/49cb189876d7098572cdf4313e81f34a007d54bc989918d2241ca0d16d79b32a.jpg https://relay.utxo.one/916830f8c8f9c797c48f3c9afe760658e2f11d20e54ffd2dfb823c4b88ec4e96.jpg
Is there such thing as a steak with too much fat
https://relay.utxo.one/8a452f4de75af8131c11e1ff9fe29b8a33ce811583ab09ac0164869a82d9fd5e.jpg
Diamond pretty certified nerd 🤓😄
When @nprofile…c3z4 stops being scared and starts playing again
Were you good at StarCraft 2 tho? What league
Yes you will be judged
Hmmm and we could just have some web app that reads a note and generates a .conf?
Well well well how the turn tables
https://relay.utxo.one/0bff8f40fa884cdd366c4ce732d2f7a0ab5fa8b33ad7af27ae502ee891c21639.jpg
Rather just make a company about nothing and get rich doing nothing but blowing a giant bubble
Game of thrones music throughout the show is so ridiculously good
Spring time in Toronto
https://relay.utxo.one/b7b4efc342e204738766117fff61f906aad2fbebf6f2b7974017d26276e26684.jpg
1) what https://relay.utxo.one/462f4bf55d3ffce3b466fa0ff1595803d5da24e5cfae62155325ea71b5b8e14c.jpg
How I feel discussing stuff with @nprofile…c3z4 https://relay.utxo.one/2bcf25875fc05a562988152489ef91798bc44473867b5618b0a69089a6463223.jpg
Bitcoin Treasury Company CEO
https://relay.utxo.one/8aafde54c5a9ffb660c7cd911fb145bbd0e2a4218dddf8a481affb274f2609d3.mp4
Dives into the psychology of how normal people can do horrible things
Yep
Pretty dark, and hard to follow with the weird Russian names but very good
The way to make a country great is price controls and tarrifs decided by a dear leader and announced as truths
These pretzels are making me thirsty
I don't know if you have close friends or not, but being able to roast and joke around is probably the most effective way to prevent such an event
His network should have filtered traffic to that laptop
Blocks are empty because nobody holds their own keys including lightning users
Treasury companies, strategic reserves, ETFs and an empty mempool
This cycle is such a fucking larp
GM https://relay.utxo.one/586ab41ce63fef0f62e5c791d9e972b3307de57c26573781747f6b7308b65d94.mp4
I was talking more the other way, Instagram is definitely a way to advertise OnlyFans to men who otherwise wouldn't be buying porn
Like people who use nostr might not have otherwise used Bitcoin
Instagram leads to OnlyFans
As Nostr leads to Bitcoin
Bitcoin memes in 2042
https://relay.utxo.one/f08a79cc447ec4fc12739b759122653f4bfcf35d5c3b53fc5cecfd4ecccc5de6.jpg
Not necessarily but it depends how well connected that initial inbound channel node is
Many people who think they're based are actually just aggressively gullible
I can't link a users buy with a sell
Another thing AI will dominate humans at, voice acting
Should I modify @nprofile…6qqk to only post massive losses?
Right now it posts any loss over 1 BTC, and I get a lot of feedback that it posts too much
But I also get a lot of feedback that people like it as is
U doing nothing wrong my relays is just down right now
That's gonna make your gift 10x better wouldn't it? Because you know her taste?
Sorry I don't know women I write code
200k by conference day back on the table
Arranged marriages > Tinder
https://relay.utxo.one/3442c82c448e0c96f23f9b24f0d526456a9020f43288ee6739a7a29be66da486.gif
They just built it by hand, it's hard to fathom by today's standards because men don't even lift anymore bro
You're missing out, nothing I love more than a giant spotted dick in front of me
https://relay.utxo.one/5c372058a4dc00ca0ec4d9514a825364ef0d2b3a0d14d25e1abb4e4da1dc1c13.mp4
Have you tasted spotted dick?
https://relay.utxo.one/7e12183c8581407f795f86b4d9b548673458a29aa254092f62c2fddf17b82236.jpg
Any amount taken without consent
Pls america
#nevent1q…xxm7
https://relay.utxo.one/66f51652a91981970f1ef828169bc0c887d13d6716137f4a4dbdfa59663b65f3.jpg
Depends how your wallet service works, in this case I believe the only wallet that supports it is bitvora.com and we use cold storage 3/5 chain addresses. Hopefully more adoption soon
I think profile should have a nwc field, then we don't even need lnurl
Thank you 🙏
It's designed only to handle payments, not inventory and business logic, that would still be handled by the e-commerce software like Shopify or woocommerce
Preview of Bitvora Commerce, powered by Nostr Wallet Connect
Target release in 6 weeks!
https://v.nostr.build/bGvCYyoSWlIR5VlV.mp4
Hope everything is ok with coinos
It's very risky to run such a service in Canada without a license, I know from first hand experience
Some devs I work with there can't seem to get it working
Apparently signal doesn't work in Nigeria
Do legit questions come with 7 laughing emojis?
No, that's not what I said at all. Please use brain a little more
https://relay.utxo.one/be4bbda1df09e19d8e09e009f4e6bc2c6043f836ac3489740e43f5bddb2ee6d3.gif
Good morning
If you're curious why so much money was spent on Ukraine, just remember Afghanistan and Iraq
You don't hate the government enough, they bought you off by larping about bitcoin, then bait and switch you into embracing stablecoins (ie huge buyer on bonds) to keep the death and theft machine going
https://relay.utxo.one/04e9ef60763d13253ea2677b172957d567b8693cd767206181e17276f9840a3a.mp4
I can't tell which is worse, if a government runs a surplus or a deficit
Surplus means they stole so much fucking money even the government couldn't spend it
Yet many people point to a surplus as some kind of fiscal responsibility
Only when I accidentally overcook it
Ain't nobody got thyme fo dat
When you never coded before and Claude makes it print hello world
#nevent1q…kxl2
I think she means testnet4
https://relay.utxo.one/cc207eb13e4acb6a986afdb68791ebdd9db6d847f5f28755d6f38ed4c249a467.jpg
beats
Bears
Battlestar Galactica
OH, NO BIG DEAL, KEEP IT CASUAL
Seller accepted my offer
I am now a real estate shitcoiner
Bye bye Toronto
#nevent1q…cff2
GM to the GM (gay men) of nostr
GM,
turns out we're stupid on nostr, let's go to twitter and just retweet all of saylors AI picks and mstr yield metrics
Oh and also get super excited about the government and the conference
Stop thinking and reading and just celebrate that we love the government now, nothing can go wrong
It's a full blown custodial wallet service, probably most advanced in the market right now, connect to it with nwc, API or webhooks 🧑💻🙏
Made an offer, waiting 🙏🙏
Facebook was actually really good when it was invite only and only your friends could see your wall and pictures
No brands, no ads, just frens
We should bring this back
Shitcoiners can finally afford to go
If you're going to the conference for the first time in a bull market get ready for some serious shitcoinery there, fair warning
https://relay.utxo.one/203eff2c49891e2df0d8e7d3b40a69b6d987373b31c7f5227df6dc6105368df4.jpg
We need to lean into the fact that we can't be shut down, so do more things the governments strongly dislike
Talking about bitcoin isn't gonna cut it, apparently government loves Bitcoin now?
zomg 100k
https://relay.utxo.one/1763878ce04e18382a3cf7b5158b4e2974b4be1fab9c6d3143ea6413a76d69de.gif
12.5% of all nostr relays are running #haven according to nostr.watch 🥰🧑💻
Some people are embarrassed by their search history, I say publish it for all to see
https://relay.utxo.one/1dcfde31bbc8b4ea6aa4851da47991bd6ea67f085d2d02f05856ce051fb4f500.jpg
Stuck either way, america won't let me in
Way norther sir, I'm broke af can never afford Vaughan 😭
If the mempool is full of op return messages, how will we be able to screenshot the empty pool and say "we are so early"?
It will end the era of cope which is so comfy
Longs getting liquidated at 99k is very lol
Heading out way north of Toronto to potentially buy a house in the boonies, wish me luck
https://relay.utxo.one/28bc7df48215955ab1114165c82732ee2d7dc1da40da2fd36107b0eeae657a93.gif
Hmmm I don't believe so, depends on khatru
Loans will always be a key part of a free market, the difference will be the interest rate would be way higher if set by the market instead of a communist
I am millennial, life on ez mode when good with computers, I feel entitled to just press buttons on a keyboard and make money 😈
Millennials
Were perfectly positioned to take advantage of internet tech
I smell a local top brewing
#nevent1q…uzdc
Oh yah well my dad can beat up your dad
https://relay.utxo.one/f25704c8805135e4fd2fca2266e60e96401bdf824fa8970164b5d018290276e0.jpg
#nevent1q…0nph
You can just kill the old version of yourself and become better
If only there was a better, verifiable and unreversable solution
https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/consumer-alert/article/even-the-teller-said-it-was-good-small-ontario-business-defrauded-of-108000-in-bank-draft-scam/
Wen algo relay support? Req k20 from it
Is it really paying with Bitcoin when the merchant doesn't get Bitcoin and it's just sold for fiat tho 😔
Would Bitcoin have caught on if 2008 never happened?
Gotta rest equally as hard!
Squat, military press, deadlift, pull ups https://relay.utxo.one/5e835738a5815b978408f720f6efdecbf8a7690647d249a97b157bd25a28018c.jpg
So glad I self hosted zulip instead of using slack
Have only spent about 2000 hours maintaining it this year to save $13
One half spent it, But the other half received it 😭
I see it the other way, the psyop is convincing people to have pride in their group identity instead of their individuality, which in turn keeps them weak and excuses mediocrity
BMW beta tests flying car
https://relay.utxo.one/c09818e24e49e6470124ca1a666b41dc954ed38698bfadd85e782e5964417214.mp4
Pakistan if you can go ahead and just bomb the scammer call centers in India that would be great
GM,
To be bullish on freedom tech requires one to be bullish on humanity
And humanity paid $6.6 billion for onlyfans content last year
Can't do x accounts, only RSS feeds 😔
https://relay.utxo.one/25560de1b989e2be85db43f94b232f93408e0444f4b54e99037af5471a2896ea.jpg
Did you know just 3 minutes of gangnam styling burns 100 calories?
https://relay.utxo.one/237f3e13f83ef9870055a31316d8d9d9ab8932109b5f88d6785828d281df8379.gif
If you can't explain something in meme format, you don't understand it deeply enough
Proof of stake
Synthetic security
https://relay.utxo.one/16f19c83d1c306ca577563670b65da9aea317d1bf39eef31887218fff8dc6561.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/c40fd64d510e8c741b2471c954b5b1230d8918281c38739c5e27f16d5e90ffab.jpg
What are you driving right now
Ah dang thought we were about to become car bros
Many bros try to test my stage 2 amg and find out quickly
Fucking Sam now all morning I'm singing " sigma sigma boy, sigma boy" @nprofile…aj00
Telling people to run knots even though I run core
https://relay.utxo.one/6fda2a9459c4352e566dd606e1f19bf42f05fd74cc5fee101f84c33a1ff24c13.jpg
Tarrif that shit USA only USA USA USA
I would just use primal to test. Are you playing with putting on haven now?
You know inequality is getting worse when McDonald's revenue is down and Ferrari revenue is up
#nevent1q…dlmx
Not GM, fuck you taxes, I want to die
https://relay.utxo.one/2eb7c0346feb012e0480c1cb81d49742c2a26c2f2f81ef0a4fc7ff3c5aecc13d.jpg
The office, game of thrones, breaking bad, South Park
I am first camp
https://relay.utxo.one/82a68af0fa91667ebd8b00e084b5467510c002e192dc749d63ed07d4b1103b5b.jpg
Yes, here you get paid Bitcoin for food pics 🙏🙏
Gonna sneak into USA tomorrow then ask for $1000 to leave
Follow me for more sigma side hustles
There is no limit to the stupidity of Canadians
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🏋️🚀
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I give up nostr is broken heading to bluesky
I think it's either cors or you have an ancient version of haven
Haven't tried yet but Shawn was saying it doesn't work at all non-mirror so just testing
Testing primal with blossom https://relay.utxo.one/7e184b995b2248d4d916d4e5131e219d115a173a8796ddab6559ea034be1bb40.jpg
Hmmm actually disregard shouldn't be needed
https://relay.utxo.one/3fac2a1985e526d1b50608c58bc790ba084562e75bfdb71b3ffd6f1dd5d025e9.jpg
#nevent1q…sttv
@nprofile…3kyl do you guys auth handshake with the blossom relay before uploading?
Nope haven't tested any mirroring stuff yet. At some point or if someone can give me a good error it will help
Nostr is a weird mountain man's fantasy
AI decided these are the top two essential products for a Bitcoin store demo https://relay.utxo.one/bfaba09a847099c59659fb3001c61822f71b3444bc6b7f0eddd3979871049c6f.jpg
Bitcoin fixes this
https://relay.utxo.one/4404ded772cda6d42f92c9b69e9a56cacc3a85492bcf14048e76610111a5c96d.jpg
Claims to make millions trading
Yet needs to sell you a $20 course
Selling SaaS licenses to schools is next to impossible
Students are broke af
Maintaining software as a non dev is extremely expensive and more competitive than ever
In business I generally recommend an intersection of something you're very good at and love deeply
It's terrifying how well YouTube knows me
https://relay.utxo.one/df6b61748261661ed72e845fcbb2a60ab4ff2e3fbee8f9dc24ff098d33d4173e.jpg
It's not knots but more broadly the answer is more competition to core I think
Not update for the rest of your life
Tarrifs on movies now, truly subhuman IQ
Superior privacy and network effects of lightning, desire to preserve wealth
https://relay.utxo.one/886804d3e6fc2f8bb11f0bf4849c8bb055f5b45bb5a41454d369956de3d13086.jpg
Trade finds a way
#nevent1q…e2l5
Steak and butter only https://relay.utxo.one/c6aa2b596047e3637f9c40577dd8ceacda768a04fc32f6a95153548ffefa1b57.jpg
Healthmaxxing
https://relay.utxo.one/aa4518e882b494b7376eaa33fe51f7697eca2822afb82d3ee576afbcedd07236.jpg
@nprofile…8nhd would Derek ross benefit from jelqing?
The universe is trying to tell you something
But Gen z makes jelqing channels with millions of followers
TIL what jelqing means, Gen z is next level
Every time I try to work he just squeezes in with a ball
https://relay.utxo.one/a4f670d1127fa3b0cd3f21b169e82b01fe802a5567a3611bc62d3618a2bfc6ef.jpg
We do like it, it's all a matter of perspective, many people argue knots is the one doing the censorship
Run whatever node implementation you believe in
AI is the next frontier of psyops to people who don't think for themselves
https://relay.utxo.one/e73c15db2d4f608bb35ac3a16e5e632b926bcbcb01ede7660947485aacd03809.jpg
Nostriches gming every morning in unison
https://relay.utxo.one/1b4083386916f14b398aad33e93a4c0411cf29bb9cc56b759a6051fbd92018a8.mp4
Pretty standard open source contentiousness, nothing to concern yourself with as a first time node runner, just go for it!
Bitcoiners just love fighting with each other, a tale as old as time
This is basically all you need to do, don't eat stuff that comes from a factory
If you exercise a decent amount you need more protein generally
Listen I cook the eggs first
More protein, less calories, more balanced macros
6 egg whites, 2 whole eggs, sourdough toast, banana
💀💀 boom roasted
#nevent1q…cy4q
GM,
If your diet has a name, an identity and a bunch of influencers, it's probably fucking stupid
One more double and it'll finally reach levels from 2017! #winning
Used to be these people could have a house and an RV just 30 years ago
I think if we're being real most of these people would prefer a house if they were cheap, but would choose Van life over a $500,000 mortgage
If money can't buy happiness explain why I look like this after I stack https://relay.utxo.one/0d77518c3fe5e3f78baacafdca02d0e27c805867a9e69224916fb6dfa0926d8e.jpg
Noticing more and more people living in cars around me, so sad, be grateful 🥲😔
I like gshock especially this casioak but my favorite budget brand is Seiko 😁
What else you gonna do during rest
I have never had mountain dew or Dr pepper
Am I missing out on anything?
India and Pakistan right now
https://relay.utxo.one/73100af34cdf6b5cc6d68f3a4a42944cf1685a8bbd2df4c573604dec40e311eb.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/fb52b34259a3099bae37d35b472c89ca6529af6df41cd4595e22c32c72f78c58.jpg
160g protein / 75g fat / 180g carbs daily @ 160lbs
Transitory
Safe and effective
Does knots work with electrs?
Download torrents of whatever show you want over their wifi to assert dominance
Hmmm what is this streaky bacon you speak of
Gonna need to go to OTC desk to fill this order
https://relay.utxo.one/7b6be060b2fd7da420b724bbd3b942e02746aeed803b27e26d4e926618972429.jpg
Don't make me take this meme to the next level
GM,
Gonna try to do all my coding naked today to see if it helps me go faster
It's more aerodynamic
Slow typists need AI the most, you should be more bullish on it
If Bitcoin is fully monetized there wouldn't necessarily be noticable deflation unless goods are being produced far more efficiently, in theory deflation would track productivity increases so about 2% or so
Ryzen way better value imo, they also support ecc ram
By lifts are going up a lot by focusing more on sleep and nutrition than the gym
If it's empty, probably good reason why
What a fucking session
https://relay.utxo.one/5da545b205880da52907fb9f7454046ee91c75973d82ada7d98edd837fe288d8.jpg
Thinking about it, could be very memeable
Just got invited to a meme coin mastermind seminar AMA
I don't think it's gaslighting and lopp is one of the last people who would act in bad faith, besides maybe luke lol
We can disagree on how software should work without attacking each other I hope 🙏
Yes it should stop, the whitepaper already exists in many more servers than the network, completely pointless and retarded to put a PDF on chain
Pretty good point, the genesis block is very special and unspendable, but I see what you're saying
We could standardize them and make sure the node can interpret it, otherwise node rejects it as invalid (maybe?)
Just my own selfish thoughts, I'm happy to pay money for more hardware to store money transactions, it's in my own interest for the money use case to grow, but if half my cost is just storing other people's images for free, I'm not interested in that and would want to reject all of it from my node or maybe it gets even worse and I just give up on node running
I think the title of the whitepaper did this but people like to ignore it
Perhaps we need to tighten up our language and say more precisely that Bitcoin is a censorship resistant *monetary* network, not a general network, then people won't label storing arbitrary, non-monetary data as censorship IMHO
Lol, classic
You logged in to a buggy client and it overwrote your follow list
Don't worry tho, There are tools to restore it but I don't remember them off hand perhaps #asknostr
The same reason we should have deleted inscriptions despite their momentum 🙂
Like yeah we can do DVMs but is this really the spirit of the protocol?
GM,
Many people try to hype Bitcoin as some AI currency for agent to agent whatever
My guys we can't even get bitcoiners to use Bitcoin as currency
Maybe just calm down a bit
Imagine needing spreadsheets to answer such an obvious question 🫠
I don't think even a Saudi price can afford to live here at this point
Socialism and price controls
Toronto
https://relay.utxo.one/663c78c161ba0238f2a1b8691f5b0b15b899891c4beab507ae721e9d13c7645a.jpg
Works until you get rugged
Bitcoin does need you
You can just take responsibility for helping it grow
Downloading very niche memes
I read it
My only take away was "money gives you power"
Yah no shit Sherlock
I built a client in go, therefore it's possible in htmx
Anabolic pasta
Greek yogurt, chicken breast, lemon juice, garlic, Parmesan, protein+ macaroni
60g protein per bowl 💀
https://relay.utxo.one/3946dd872d2d5f64cce18bfd69b4ff2dedaff759004563dcc6a8fc856f2df930.jpg
For me, no exceptions, don't be fancy just stay humble
Many companies are offering Bitcoin loans so you "don't have to sell"
The catch is you have to give them your coins as collateral.
I'd rather just buy something with the Bitcoin straight up than give more of it to a leveraged financial institution, and be forced to give them even more if the price dumps.
I also remember blockfi and Celsius
https://relay.utxo.one/7d9de893829cf2ef9c12a933b2236500d4facc4a87abbc7ad69cd7a03c6ee975.gif
Can't even join the Google mailing list its so fucking stupid and embarrassing Bitcoin works like this
The institutions and normies have more money than us, capital and network effect matters, I think this line of thinking is too hopeful
Anyone have a react native / amber sign in implementation I can copy please
Very vulnerable to 6102 attack and/or to a much powerful hard fork than bcash
I think people are making a mountain out of a mole hill tbh, I'm much more concerned about mining pool centralization, public miners and ETFs than this
Open source development of a 2 trillion dollar project will obviously be contentious
Try to stay chill, do your part in node running aligned with your beliefs, that matters more than notes
dead ass is a fitting adjective
Hmmm possible but also might be a very long import to parse all notes looking for objects . Haven does have a note import I suppose this can be extended to also import blossom media
I would assume users would always upload to their haven blossom server first?
I feel like this would be super hard because how can we watch all the servers? 🤔
Working on a nostr app called penis butter
You have to find the jelly for the win 🫠
I still anal swap daily before putting my mask on to drive
Never forget how far npcs will fall for psyops
https://relay.utxo.one/a84933ca2bba1b4bf0416eee8a6d6b894fdfdb5b905ebf078898b61bc94de029.jpg
You guys must have a cool backend to enable this
Was it due to regulations? I wonder if it's capitalism being retarded because this happens a lot
In this house we like Claude sir
They throw out like 7000lbs of food per day but yeah here's another dollar because I'm the asshole
Girls are so jealous of our power
My inner monologue when the checkout cashier asks me to donate $1 to dying children
https://relay.utxo.one/92d0a0a5ebdaeedb38e7a36749f0f1b7fcfe051a1bbd7748482c25727f94a0d9.jpg
Hit first with the hfsp
Then follow up with the gfy
@nprofile…l8mv NWC + @nprofile…970s
https://relay.utxo.one/3ba43e750cf7e3081e5f0111d33946310fe5988c9afddb32c3542d880e5ad9bc.jpg
Our solution will be live in 6-8 weeks doing subscriptions with nostr wallet connect
Nostr conference
https://relay.utxo.one/15d22097b5986281c072656c576cef4634754f49f5abc4074a276621e3c9f152.jpg
Imo
https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-us-president-pope-francis-catholic-church/
GM
I wonder what aliens would think observing us forming gangs around price targets of an imaginary internet coin https://relay.utxo.one/560e19a68eb4655dec28115174e04d9b0e6f9f2081f7b0325a66f303933fce23.jpg
Help Doing a type r swap??
https://relay.utxo.one/c4857a40338b0fbd4b63f246d4b849f9053f6ed2783367403b8cd31298389c8f.gif
Greek yogurt, wild honey, blueberry and blackberries, bee pollen
https://relay.utxo.one/19c40e90d5e9b3c9dade9fd2f55fc7f76a36ac67e3aa4dc4f124068fd6f135c7.jpg
Just make your own pack
With blackjack and hookers
SSD? If yes that's a sick price
Do you know which processor it's using?
Because you're trying to monetize carnivore content
wrong, that's why I'm down 25lbs or bodyfat and all my lifts are up since getting off the ridiculous carnivore diet, I fell for your cult and my body paid dearly
Yeah I have a bunch of hdds in zfs, not ideal for this
But an ec2 SSD would probably be like $500/mo
I got up to 1.5TB of notes before I quit, but I was stubborn and saving all the replyguy and other spam to "document" attacks
Also insane wear and tear on the hardware itself
Thoughts?:
Specify preferred blossom server in profile metadata
Embedded links in notes are just the hash (no url)
Dynamically render media based on preferred server + hash
This way your old notes don't break when you switch servers
Even with a mirror, the embedded url in the note is always a single one, I feel like we need some extra tags for this to work properly
fat is very important in diet
My relays: Request denied
Bluesky:
https://relay.utxo.one/4f2c942cdc59e96dec2d1d909d0c83de2f5c454b3cde3504bc16a53ae0e004ab.mp4
How I feel logging into nostr
https://relay.utxo.one/f7230497f1a2e7856aff4d51dcdb52f7626cb431756885b3aa70be5152e7b8d8.jpg
I like the latte with sugar, usually about 160-200 calories
Couple teaspoons won't hurt calories but doesn't help flavor that much either
Baby boy getting so old he doesn't wanna get off the couch even for a walk 🥲
https://relay.utxo.one/659b0696365a84a5a051dafd2c8f119e358f558986729b26ba8908fe04295653.jpg
I tried but it's so expensive @nprofile…pz3z
Usually I take americanos, double shot espresso with hot water
Tried a bunch of different beans, all taste like shit compared to latte!!
Been taking my coffee black for months now (trying to lower calories) and I still hate it, gfy to everyone who pretends this is the way, bitter bean juice
GM
Please delete all the plastic in your kitchen
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/29/health/phthalates-heart-disease-wellness/index.html
If you think Pierre is trumpian you're fully retarded
No my girlfriend must have but you wouldn't know her she goes to a different school
hopefully we can get some girlfriends with it
#nevent1q…pj3f
Slowly becomes more American
There is like a hurricane happening right now
If my power goes out sorry that relays are down lol
Haters will say it's not a steak
https://relay.utxo.one/59c5c235fc9cfbddc488a07e8e258c3d3cce1788360905427d8ec4d7f146b83b.jpg
Literally my npc friend
https://relay.utxo.one/1ca9d5c6d83cbb598b410258cf1fb319bffd98791f2b1c749c103f650b1e1de3.jpg
I lost $15,000 in immigration lawyer already trying to move there over last 5 years
Alright fuck it all gonna just stack, lift and write code in that order, what else can I do
I understand this gif now
https://relay.utxo.one/0c9d0e05f21420be6ca292fb6a379e99bec3dab84fa5d682250b3f77df4fcebb.gif
Fun fact I worked at Aviva and built their first website in Canada in 2004
Double fun fact they denied my claims while I was an active employee too
Inflation and cost of living are destroying the country so the people decide to elect a central banker https://relay.utxo.one/e0daa52db025f862438f3c9bf2b4be7c163a65a0016ef5086c36fcb423b9a951.jpg
like actually tho because I would, I will accept a salary of 21 sats per month
I wonder if the central banker running my country is gonna support my Bitcoin business
I feel like 90% of what I code is just repetitive boiler plate stuff and AI is very good at it (login systems, payments etc)
I would pretty much just die
we had a lesser evil I think but we doubled down on clown world
Things like blocking pipeline development in Canada while investing and profiting in them in other countries, he's a 2x central banker, advocate for charging poor people carbon taxes to heat their homes and so on
Big government rich asshole globalist cuck
Trudeau was evil but also retarded so that limited his damage to some extent
Carney is evil and not retarded
POV: Influencer heading to the conference after telling everyone to sell their chairs to stack sats
https://relay.utxo.one/93d90c18a4a744d8543ab768b4144b99b0a6692a10744221e10448976327910f.jpg
If it was poutine I honestly think I would have a shot
Elections Canada website goes down on election day, classic government
*clears throat*
I don't think we'll ever see below 90k again
Heading out to vote, good luck Canada
https://relay.utxo.one/651945cc6f83ab549c20bd0929da9f49e0daafa6da9225ef8489a277505ba8ba.jpg
I don't know about this event kind??
But anything else you need help with lmk you can also hit me up on signal
When you stacked hard in the bear and internalized staying humble
#nevent1q…0vc4
People really spend $100,000 on pickup trucks?
I thought these cost like 30-40k???
Don't become the yield anon
#nevent1q…9qpd
I have tattoos I heard everyone thinks you're in a gang there and it's illegal to go to gym is that true?
Sir this beautiful woman is clearly Canadian
I would move to Nashville 100%
I've only been once and was shocked to learn there is somewhere more expensive to live than Canada lol
I need to marry an American woman it's my only chance to escape communism
https://relay.utxo.one/5ea8bdd6a5c46dc76a91193e9a31ef3b06c547db10b806829125e8a0a005a3d6.jpg
GM
This is why you shouldn't trust AI, it's more retarded than you know
#nevent1q…jht2
Toronto so nice this time of year
There are more payday loan shops than McDonald's restaurants in America
https://relay.utxo.one/2207e41762500eed69e6434569f3cc4a80ebab838fcdc6439c234f7a3d6d2d06.jpg
So far you almost murder your friends playing a friendly game, time to reflect
GM 🥹
https://relay.utxo.one/9e98b7bd480771716276cd8a34960f109370486735dcd35ad79e93bfdf6ac0e5.mp4
Don't talk behind people's back, say it to their face or shut up
we should have a day similar to earth day but it's called human day and we all agree to turn off our phones
Phone number only for free accounts
Bitvora.com NWC is fast af just sayin
I wake up
I need to do javascript stuff
I cry
Sus https://relay.utxo.one/d530b73db420a70ad9ad7fa84b024cc49f4d112a9759c20c3995877b5cb0b5ac.jpg
It's dog shedding season get your vacuums out
Every American product now puts this branding on their packages because Canadians are stupid and they just buy anything that says Canada now
https://relay.utxo.one/6c96e72572f519177d81185e18564e903c7f5473724e5a0b3a2a444b41925d30.jpg
I like this idea, have thought about it myself, I think a good idea would be to follow fields to start that line up with Health connect or ios health apps
Suburban moms will be like "sorry about the mess" when you walk into this
https://relay.utxo.one/3065ea1f5ff2bfacb7c32f9a554c26f46e5e6da9ca05c4194b2108574b2b8240.jpg
Good times
https://relay.utxo.one/d2729eb71ae3ce7d7e720216a05798f9a292151f623fd8c63ef5ed9784afa47d.jpg
A shitcoiner saying Bitcoin needs to be faster, a story as old as Bitcoin itself
https://relay.utxo.one/d3c600aef2c2f43ef22ba5ce3f5bd8a00fdd861f8256bc7e97f9eb8442ce686f.jpg
Or imagine a squatter starts living there but that's impossible because the blockchain is securing the property amirite
https://relay.utxo.one/9db102f77ed54ad6f790dfa3e0b76a69f4df97eb868f956f2fb2e80596c2e4b3.jpg
#nevent1q…awwr
GM, always love a good joke in the morning
#nevent1q…pfcy
Sir you need to make a white paper of this amazing idea
You can try bitvora.com with nwc/amethyst 🙏
No but the nerds will level up even more
Yeah it's called crossfit
Is this where the mstr yield comes from??
How long until shitcoiners say we should trade Bitcoin ETFs on "the blockchain"
We're 3 times as retarded so we should say 3x as much
https://relay.utxo.one/96e4f04a43bb51cbf843fd11ec7e5faadee884b58486f53c822943916c06a502.jpg https://relay.utxo.one/93c2dd179621f7d93690fecfabaa5890bf3c6789ae13740ba56402068487e7b1.jpg
Lift by day, vibe code by night
https://relay.utxo.one/c3b16d5320a78fd40e966b79f69c513ff5bc6d460293bce98f050bb644b5d4a0.jpg
You can just scratch a dog's butt
https://relay.utxo.one/5bbc24284f1af6de2506887f5d5f75ad2a7d13e8d7723ec7bf0ce24f39842871.gif
Logging into your nostr app
https://relay.utxo.one/6ca042ef44724747c119bbb7ae8ac0eafdeb62669abcfd2e26cbbeea34eef4d0.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/f52929fffdf60d2d18044631c699e4e420c2db842f2f2dc64690a6e37465da73.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/4f7c2e9858e26bf6e885e60dd71aa18819db01500d052d2d2f9f3a5a05977220.jpg
GM https://relay.utxo.one/049ebb91222bc3ee19dffb3fa23c225de032c08d56cc6ae19f1b85b3e39b4e0c.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/ef1ae537b5f4fd588575c06a74ce299dba276a84decaf33c4b933ebb89747bec.gif
Search newsbot
https://relay.utxo.one/62a6ee043e9590a5b84f0a0b0edd9a7cb52965a9047c3e3fdb80bc808fc7a2f7.jpg
Depends on the person, I loved watching this man suffer, he earned it https://relay.utxo.one/f1f769152677e8b7931e2857ed420ae0765305c3cbcd192116572975b9ced2b8.jpg
This man is Proof that you don't need education
https://relay.utxo.one/af71204b573eff90c35756f1951369ea1320c2c345ed8f8bc7a2d2ba1a718803.mp4
Any recent shows or movies worth adding to the library? 🦜🏴☠️
A new NWC wallet service has joined the frey
https://relay.utxo.one/b085a31d751b3c9110fbdb20848330c727c22cca94c1fb41e3c1c20024b1579f.jpg
Thanks this helped me fix it, definitely on my end
@nprofile…2eq8 @nprofile…fwkf
Hello buddies, I got albyhub connected to bitvora with nwc, everything works except listing transactions, can anyone help me troubleshoot please? I need some debug logs why albyhub doesn't like the txns list I return
That's what wot relay does, if haven did this it would need way bigger hardware
It downloads everything you're tagged in to your inbox relay
https://relay.utxo.one/b6e044920bdc02f253d3e3fa1a163b0623cd2116983580f2c82d3359127fd7c0.jpg
I'll PR this to microsats
If they arrange one I will!
TIL it's been 20 years since I graduated high school 💀 https://relay.utxo.one/9af0c8c603323fc81245a54f6af0d5eeaa5bb614af5944f33b2e27ee4ab045b5.gif
Building feels good but wait until you have to maintain, reply to feature requests and bug fixes hfsp
Privacy setup should be relative to your perceived threat model
It's probably ok to leak that you bought toilet paper from Amazon
But maybe you don't want anyone to know you bought a 3D printer for example
If the news is important enough you'll learn about via memes
What we don't need is a large coke
We do need sir otherwise all our muscles wouldn't have specific places to store glycogen and your body wouldn't have specific functions to convert amino acids to glucose (gluconeogenesis)
ADULTS NEED EVEN MORE CARBS
Best breakfast is balanced, protein fat and carbs! Eggs and toast pretty legit
Microbiome clearly important to maintain properly, when you see how people get rekt when antibiotics kill their gut flora
If carbs were bad why would a mother's milk be mostly carbs?
Either mother nature is stupid or your diet is
It might be a better idea for relay operators not to make themselves known the more I think about it
GM,
At what point do we admit the halving is a meme, the last 3 bull runs were just a coincidence (sample size of 3 doesn't say much) and we all hfsp?
Those were the bottom tier OF girls, different epoch 💀
Remember when all those Instagram girls came to nostr but nobody simped so they all left?
Proof of squat
https://relay.utxo.one/bce880e2d468fe55e9aee8737c90511428b8f272cdcaa207277c1241df2ebd73.jpg
When bitcoiners convince you to leave the city and homestead but your only skill is vibe coding and being retarded https://relay.utxo.one/c42a5ae789cee849bae5cdcaca2535083313f53ffd70585ac251285972e05878.jpg
When Bitcoin is up but eth is up more https://relay.utxo.one/48c9913c2fbda113486f9d521a0042cefd34ff40afd5036a3745eae02e35e932.jpg
Fairly certain all mostr pub is the mastadon bridge Gleason built
Canada just printed money and gave it to me
Guess what I'm gonna do with it, I'll wait
https://relay.utxo.one/e753f4bb98d926652600d5dbc982b937ebea94420f2bdee26d6992a419f61751.jpg
People who run businesses right now have no clue how much goods to produce, tarrifs might be zero, might be 250%, all depends on the dear leaders mood that day
Sir the mempool is empty nobody uses Bitcoin, they just buy government regulated ETFs
It's very hard to plan in business when on one hand you have a central banker destroying money at random and on the other you have orange retard tweeting tarrifs rates at random that change daily
I think it's safe to say that capitalism is pretty much dead
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/inside-sick-world-dubai-porta-34916233
The guy just looks like an ETF holder
https://relay.utxo.one/0eec0932ee5347db107e6edfa954538660578d8932254a077b78533221980879.jpg
How the EU collects tarrifs
#nevent1q…gnac
Good morning rich people
Thanks for ruining the planet with your mining and funding criminals!
It's the only way civilized people park, others just ram it in like savages
Built more Bitcoin and Nostr stuff
Today was a good day
I tried but I failed the immigration test https://relay.utxo.one/d559dfeed7f193e8437218cbb75a26de8fe4545961fb97bab688e53e1f45112c.jpg
I'm so happy when it's a sunny day, pretty sure I'm a plant
Click accounts sir
https://ledn.io/savings
There is more, you can deposit and earn
Sorry that the price is up so much, I have been smashing my dca like crazy lately, and Bitcoin has a capped supply
wef not even trying to hide it anymore lmfao literally run by t-1000 now
5 tiktok dances you can do to survive inflation
https://relay.utxo.one/21695e7521892f7fd833b6db3b399b38c7f61a10ffb46f8a2b491d38ee04257b.jpg
Humans found a bunch of rocks and made wifi out of it, kinda incredible
npm is a joke
gfy legacy peer deps
https://relay.utxo.one/ed57fb4713a85831e1889216b382fd1e3ee108730a2b98182489bf219894882b.jpg
Never heard of this, another shitcoin like stacks?
#nevent1q…tcn2
Whenever I think about a new car, I obviously mean 3-4 years old, buying BRAND NEW is not even a thought
Ok pls sir, what app do you use for this, it is my dream to add captions to videos easily
GM
Caption this video
https://relay.utxo.one/215321ee1ee39f31e4e96d443ee78a14ec045a9127ee5b9f2102ebdde5f2fd2d.mp4
This is basically ordinals but for bluesky. Putting files where they're not supposed to go
I don't see nostr being blamed anywhere?
According to the macd and the cross between the 21 week moving average there is a bullish divergence that indicates I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about stay humble
Where is my nostr crush @nprofile…63j3
False, but definitely an enjoyooor
Gym bro life
https://relay.utxo.one/2c5a98794ce37a268d0a2a66d5250c5635fb709bcc558b794887a30d4d3328b6.jpg
Bro does look like he smoked two packs a day tho lol
He busted out in 14th place, gg
#nevent1q…dvhg
Just use cursor man only $20/mo unlimited
Cypherpunk Scented candle
Yeah William fix the variety of content on damus jeeez
I am already fully doxxed
If the bull market won't deliver a girlfriend, you'll have to earn it yourself
https://relay.utxo.one/7816e58609f280e7ed2231162cb10932af457eb4b79d9335fdf8efc3ddec15ba.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/57b4595b1d1fde5e7b0aed76885e0b0bfebfecec5a156aac76075db6a06585ed.jpg
24 people left and he's still in it, over $3,000,000 prize pool!
Gonna go over now to cheer him on
Please send good luck vibes y'all already know how all the winnings will be used 🌽
#nevent1q…tks5
Poly market is only reliable way to predict, polls absolutely useless
Liberals gonna win again, Canada is a failed state
https://relay.utxo.one/fcfbe2d9961e453870d5b676cdacd57b293927e3c8c6844f20068d912481e4e8.jpg
GM,
Pope dies, Klaus resigns, Trump retarded
It's definitely psyop season, get your tinfoil hats out anons
https://relay.utxo.one/393b8628f50101f45b0be48d7075c231afd36ba12741da308fc1b5f32a781b94.jpg
I wanted to make this bot for crypto pump and dumps
When a border agent asks if you're carrying any cash and you memorized twelve words https://relay.utxo.one/fe93af3d733bf8813b00d07d09ddd716083f600cc15a1277127f167c83b6c70b.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/2962fee775678838a33dd7593b9583b5b621c4fd89f6ddee27f0bd66eb149078.jpg
My brother sent this to me, family time is different for us
https://relay.utxo.one/031146e11fb095601f56130e87319674b5c1ef998175639f9ba3909e639ff7cf.jpg
Alright enough shit posting for the day, off to spend time with family
Enjoy your festivities today frens 🥰
In the true land of the free, you can buy these
https://relay.utxo.one/06e31dffee9e3ad2a81559f9c190256762e3e204ec16a8613c3a6ee9ff4e714f.jpg
After 3 years on nostr, I have compiled the following statistics:
*Days when nostr doesn't talk about bitcoin*
1) Superbowl
2) Easter
https://relay.utxo.one/df19de4bbb83a4beb62203b2426d71c3f6f75438d6d79f24d39a576da09acb25.jpg
I prefer to follow the faith of the seven these days, modern religions have too many hard forks
That's the idea, load would be spread , and not require any one relay to handle so much
Not exactly, but it would mean most of us would be using smaller relays
There are many business models that support relay operators that already exist, from directly paying operators, brands offering it as a value add or having a relay that supports a client/app that earns revenue indirectly
As small as we are we already have over a thousand relays and could support millions of users
Did you specifically pick it out because you liked it, or did you get some amazing deal or what
I've always wanted to meet someone who owns a PT cruiser
Who are these strange people
https://relay.utxo.one/4bef938947acbd0765388bbe60ce2a5ea863d6d277d449669a63f2c353a43a9d.jpg
Is that what they called the cloud before aws ?
https://relay.utxo.one/b9457d498624b0f7959be427a5e3e59021f38486bcc0091cc3d0ad3bb879579a.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/ce35041563f75821bfc84b0c8c8011728c1006ecefd040b2bbdeb666f3cd85a9.jpg
My brother is deep in the world series of poker Toronto main event 👀👀
https://relay.utxo.one/f5307a656750c2505746fefc2496a168c6db3c3a104fc7453ccd5f5e4c8778eb.gif
Pretty cool GitHub feature, PR reviews
https://relay.utxo.one/858a5c5b4d28da575b3eb26a9ed36e33cfce0ad4b1260cadfcfa0748a4e7690b.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/091b2d17dac39089f632ae536c845b50c768ad3af0598acc126f217208741750.gif
Of course twitter users don't like nostr, they don't know how to zap their mstr shares
Th flex of burning it with dark mode ink
I like to do both but on hack squat I can go heavier and deeper without worrying about snapping anything
Soy is skipping legs or gym altogether
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
best line in music history
https://relay.utxo.one/d03c4397ac60d2cd00b1db0f2dfd110355dd0a3c1008d0ddebb8096fe2845d44.jpg
Sometimes I wonder if some humans are so dumb they should be considered a different species
https://relay.utxo.one/d9a71136d163ceef054aaa533c89a0171228b1f0c3d45e5cb22b598b696813eb.jpg
Hack squat feels superior to traditional squat
Ok I'll start working on privacy policies then sir
Only if you put relay feeds on amethyst first
Checked car prices and my 9 year old car went up in value since I bought it in 2022
Inflation is no joke
Good morning
Yes you can't be censored on nostr broadly
But you can censor people who are annoying you directly with the block button
It's a beautiful feature, try it out sometime
Asking nicely doesn't work I tried
I thought he would do something else in the hole
https://relay.utxo.one/508f1fcdfd257d090ce9359b7951fa15febc82e29ebcf1f20d9a0f28380d265f.gif
I'm at that age where I yell at cars driving too fast on neighborhood streets
Fishcake is the biggest influencer
#nevent1q…5p32
https://relay.utxo.one/48636c7f2bd64d01a0c5d53492c2064c6064a2dc42c03c0cdc762f10053a947f.jpg
Renamed the Americano 💀
https://relay.utxo.one/08bf403580435090291a983d28db4aafca4597d859873fe02cc0f8c1e08e63d1.jpg
Just because AI said it, doesn't make it true.
Just like podcasts
Proof of deadlift day
https://relay.utxo.one/76c61f243aedd2c4d444e507dbf2665fd0da2071241276f0559133024a910416.jpg
Don't forget conference organizing!
https://relay.utxo.one/e34b114598ee8ac08f9806e82ba2131711ad2c73707e7cd9c4d76e2513fdf707.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/bd7feb74a3acbdcf6526371b58d1ee8327a379d0eaef3bb79755b041056ea0c2.jpg
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Isn't it just redundant? Like if you can get a response with get_info on nwc isn't that enough to auth?
Either way it should be illegal to mutilate baby boys, when you turn 18 you can cut your own Weiner however you want!!
I thought it was started because the old testament says Abraham offered the foreskin of his sons as an offering to the gods
*Jesus returns to earth*
Jesus: so what did y'all name the day I was tortured and murdered?
Earth: Good Friday
Jesus: what the fuck??
Do not mutilate your sons pls
GM,
Here is definitive proof I am a bitcoiner to the core, even my bmr is 2121
https://relay.utxo.one/85de02beac7b1d59cb9bac280a3b31a655fa1ac40947c6c7180debedefc50171.jpg
I smell a psyop brewing
#nevent1q…sdg7
If I ever release an app that ends with str you'll know I'm compromised
Any diet that tells you to cut out 90% of what humans have been eating for 100,000 years is obviously retarded
Zero percent chance this is real
Girls are so naked at the gym these days it makes everything hard not just the workout
SimpleLogin.com is truly an elite service and worth every sat
My email box is actually useful again and not fully of garbage
Double tap zap button
https://relay.utxo.one/52db65a876486d2577fad2b7b458ccf0ecf84cf7697f9cc31b2a79023f1b433a.jpg
I have been sending all my zaps anonymously for the last month or so
I was inspired after someone sent me an insane donation anonymously (I think I can guess who) and took zero credit
Also added benefit is tax authorities don't see your tips in public, which is more ideal
I'm liking it better this way
So anyway make sure to check your wallets for sats, not your nostr app ;)
most big companies I worked at had the worst IT departments filled with noobs
Docker isn't stable enough to run in production for anything important
Real sysadmins don't use docker
Eh doubt that's the reason, since nobody has said anything
, I think it's more because I don't promote it or have an app that connects to it
My dad after learning temu will increase prices because of tarrifs
https://relay.utxo.one/b64f8d5eacaf251edd8341bce256f04e121dc75421b8e286235ea73262fafe18.gif
GM,
I can see that basically nobody is using my cashu mint after a year of running it, so to simplify my life a bit I'm doing to decommission it
If you're the one person who has 21 sats in there, please withdraw it by end of June.
The best relay is the one you run yourself for max sovereignty
Sir pls txt me I just bought dominion
May freedom reign
Welcome to nostr
Some pros and cons, overall I think it's better, I'm enjoying this one run but not motivated to make more than one character
Coulda been doing a lot of things but gotta chill at some point
Proof of not working
Lvl 90 poe2 iykyk
https://relay.utxo.one/bfecfe64bad59b28a5fdd270c0bd8575c143c057d69cf88dda0d24b5275aaea3.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/6eaebb91c7aac2d99745b1f4389a329d2c562034baecb772080b977f61012168.jpg
Yes sir it was called being a child, everything was magical
Now get back to work and submit that tps report
Ec2 instance jammed up
Stop instance
Restart instance
> New IP issued
Change ip in DNS
DNS requires up to 48 hours to propagate
Moral of the story
Use elastic ip addresses
Your nip05 domain fits this post perfectly
News Reporter allows a nostrich to say hello to the camera!
https://relay.utxo.one/d44f6ca63aaa7551c1753c9f65389bf320b5ff7c5803e8744c8ad0a83a2350c2.mp4
AI chips need a license to export so wall St is selling Bitcoin https://relay.utxo.one/362416659f9d884b142bc564aac8d01e372bbe957349e28dfc0e07dc1e7361ee.jpg
Polls are wrong but poly market isnt
Yes for some reason Canadians think voting liberal is "sticking it" to trump (Canadians are dumb)
If the liberals win a fourth term in Canada I will officially approve the US annexation of Canada
Ah I see. I don't think we'll be able to do this sadly, regulators will poop on me.
https://relay.utxo.one/7fdbcaae24fcc2de72641b4d9a91c6cb4398be8b932282308f4dd87161827e4e.gif
@nprofile…dlnm I nuked my phone pls DM me you know where thank you sir
GM,
We need to establish some AI etiquette
For example if I ask someone a question and they paste in some chatgpt response to me, that should be considered very rude
Not interested in rebuilding nutshell but we will definitely add cashu support at some point
What is she even talking about or accusing them of?
Hey I tried to visit the url but it doesn't work??
