WoodFren

Your fren from the deep wood.

Formerly @WoodlandFren on blab dot com

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2024-08-19 12:19:48

Gm, chefs
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2024-08-12 21:32:18

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If he renormalizes calling people faggots online he’ll have genuinely done more for me than any politician in my lifetime.

2024-08-09 16:37:24

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“Roit, yeh, I recognize the punishment for this sort of thing is community service, but given the greater context we’re gonna execute him in the street and send his family to a prison colony in the Falkland Islands, given the greater context that is.”

2024-08-08 15:47:35

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What actually is a Dutch? I thought it was old slang for German immigrants in America because people had a hard time pronouncing Deutsch.

2024-08-08 15:46:14

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I’m sorry friend, but if your blood contains more than the 96 allowable drops of non-German heritage you are black and you can’t come over the ice wall when the true Aryans make contact with Neu Neu Schwabbenland on the other side.

2024-08-08 15:34:33

I’m sorry brother, but your great great great great great great great great grandfather fucked a slav, it’s into the penis explosion chamber with you. I cannot risk our new empire. Your blood carries your ancestor’s borscht fever, mongoloid, and I will suffer its existence no longer.

2024-08-08 15:23:15

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This is how I feel when I talk about universal voting being stupid. If a reasonable definition of who should be able to vote doesn’t include me, so be it.

2024-08-08 13:00:39

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Looks like ol Zimbabwe is going to “develop some WMDs”

2024-08-08 12:52:16

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Dress up! :) when I was a kid, me and my friends loved to play ninja :)
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2024-08-07 21:14:32

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Stay strong Michellesisters, here’s how we can still win:

2024-08-07 15:09:29

Wish I could drink coffee all day without entering the Hammy dimension

2024-08-07 13:50:33

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I really have nothing but fedposting to say about the politicians and series of regulations making whatever the fuck he’s talking about necessary.

2024-08-07 12:47:50

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Um actually I have been assured that they aren’t stranded, they’re simply unable to return and may die in space (consentually and legally). Let’s not blow this out of proportion.

2024-08-06 17:12:15

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Oh shit, did Azzmador die?

2024-08-06 16:47:50

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Wouldn’t have assumed “anal railgun” was one of the “Weimar problems” that required Weimar solutions but here we are. One thing that does give me hope is that every time this story comes up the comments are full of people that, despite being normies. Clearly instinctively understand he deserved it.

2024-08-06 16:04:42

I think about human interaction with animals through this lens a lot
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2024-08-06 15:00:05

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>you will live to see literally photorealistic John Wayne hitting the griddy in Fortnite:wojak_depressed:

2024-08-05 21:08:06

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If anything, it only makes the point stronger that he was second generation

2024-08-05 21:06:20

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Not much, what’s bussin with you?

2024-08-05 20:29:18

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“We have a worker shortage“ is business for “we have a shortage of slave wage Indians, but we’re working to remedy it.”

2024-08-05 20:25:32

“Why do they keep trying to get us to come back? Don’t they know it’s just going to make people quit?“ Turns out, yes actually, it was the point.
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2024-08-05 17:44:45

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Pretty much whenever they get ahold of an unsecured weapon larger than a butter knife, so in the hood yeah probably like 7-8

2024-08-05 16:23:48

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We have those too:wojak_depressed:

2024-08-05 14:56:48

You guys talk a lot of shit on stop clap Indie music for people that want bombs to fall.
You think someone’s gonna start playing nightcore around the campfire in the ruins?
You better start memorizing the Lumineers’ deep cuts now because you’re gonna get tired of Ho Hey, but you’re not gonna have the instruments for anything else.

2024-08-05 13:23:08

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Love when Robinhood does this, such a funny middle finger. “Erhm, goy, this app is for you to gamble your post tax income against supercomputers, not strike the neck of major companies when they’re down. We’re gonna need to halt that trading for you, we’ll let you know when you can have control of ’your’ money back. You just sit tight.”

2024-08-05 12:25:07

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Yeah exactly, it used to straddle this really fun line between esoteric and mainstream. I used to put self adhesive googly eyes on peoples foreheads at college parties and tell them they were awoken, people thought it was hilarious.

2024-08-05 12:20:54

I hate that woke became the mainstream word for leftist stuff, I got a lot of mileage out of that word back when it was just for imitating crystal girls and hoteps.

2024-08-05 11:39:47

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Oh man, oh man. When he obtains those answers he might even threaten to ask for an inquiry! Depending on what that inquiry finds, he might even threaten to have to request a hearing!

2024-08-04 11:57:04

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All White women secretly love black guys, goy. You might as well just spend your life gooning instead.

2024-08-04 11:49:38

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The absolute state of the (((organic))) interests of (((typical 4chan users))).

2024-08-03 16:55:49

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I just try not to argue on here because it’s mostly friendly fire. The people on here and poast basically agree on 90%+ of things, I don’t want to get fired up at anyone for the 10% if only for my own personal nerves/health.

2024-08-03 12:02:10

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“Aye baby, throw that thing in retrograde.”

2024-08-03 11:38:06

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It’s like an unholy union of third world street food with 1st world hyper-processed junk food.

2024-08-02 22:20:46

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It really scratches the itch without requiring a sub. I think it’s really morally priced on the value and content vs how much you do and don’t have to spend.
I usually grab the chapter catch-up pack every few years when it’s on sale and get back into it for a while.

2024-08-02 22:16:44

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I haven’t heard this but I don’t follow much about Linux news. There are different distributions so if one of them did go woke, others would not have. Tbh I do still use Windows though because I game.

2024-08-02 11:19:55

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I wish normies could understand that the real moral of this story is that there’s no amount of White society you can force on them that will make them act like White people.
A second generation Rwandan immigrant is still just a Rwandan.

2024-08-02 02:21:04

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>Hitler Style Elf Cunny Plapper 1488 has :eggthrob: your post

2024-08-01 17:40:33

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Call me Adank Puffler because I’m putting this fly in the 😤GAS🍁 chamber

2024-08-01 15:08:56

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“We need to cook up a backstory for our new clone, Kamala Harris, what are her parents names?”
“I don’t know man, I’m a gene scientist, not a genealogist, just say her mom’s name is Shyamala Harris.”

2024-08-01 12:58:26

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Fair point for sure. I do feel like the Olympics is a decent proxy for power and effectiveness though since it’s basically a measure of a country’s ability to both find and train youth with potential into being really good at a specific thing, which the US used to be much better at.

2024-08-01 12:50:57

Will this be enough to make Facebook boomers understand that war would be bad because we could in fact no longer smoke any other country and our golden age is long over? (Hint: no)
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2024-08-01 11:52:09

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The thing about the shittiest of goyslop is that everyone knows it’s horrible for you. It has to be ridiculously cheap so people can go “Yeah it’s bad for you, but it’s only a dollar so whatever.”

2024-07-31 20:50:54

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Disgraceful, each of those avocado-toasting analysts should be 3 identical Indian men paid 1/6th the salary each to work a total of 168 hours a week.

2024-07-31 18:17:01

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I’m so cooked that simply the sound of a smoke detector chirp kills me now.

2024-07-31 16:34:22

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I’m CONSTANTLY saying this about American cops. They’re just as corrupt as the cops you can bribe in other countries, it’s just that they only take bribes from lobbies and the government so they don’t even see the money themselves. So fucking tiresome.

2024-07-31 14:25:36

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This seems to vibe with my assumption that if it had all gone off without a hitch, they would have painted him as far right to realign the conservative right against the far right behind whoever they chose to replace him.

2024-07-30 17:46:15

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The primary benefit to Trump imo is that the next guy to take up his base will probably be younger and more radical. We’re probably gonna have to go through a couple civnats before we get someone that’s genuinely good.

2024-07-30 16:01:31

Am I reading this buzz correctly? Is Israel starting a civil war over the right to rape PoWs?

2024-07-30 14:53:51

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Love me some good storms. We’ve been getting a ton of freak ones this year. Forecast will be clear skies then the sky just opens randomly. Or vice versa, forecast calls for rain and we get nothing all day.

2024-07-30 12:39:17

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Not to mention if all those TikToks are to be believed, every Chinese person has been dribbling multiple basketballs in perfect synch since they were infants.

2024-07-29 20:22:29

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2024-07-29 17:48:17

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CFA is the only fast food place that I bother with at this point. I know it’s all goyslop but CFA doesn’t leave me feeling like I’ve been literally poisoned and they’re generally operated by nice old Christian boomers and staffed by teenagers paid specifically to be polite.

2024-07-29 17:37:06

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Wonder if this is related to Trump saying he wanted to create that US Bitcoin reserve.

2024-07-29 12:35:09

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I’ve been in a looney tunes style blood feud with my local groundhogs since they ate the very first tomato I ever grew.

2024-07-27 12:30:39

:gigachad2:
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2024-07-25 20:31:22

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The explanation I’ve seen for this is that while he's a Zionist, they’re afraid that his supporters are becoming too nationalist and could become a problem in the future.

2024-07-25 17:50:44

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Does untagging you before the hellthread really spins up keep you from getting notification bombed?

2024-07-25 17:18:40

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2024-07-25 12:30:10

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Mornin, if it was a good mornin I’d be fishin

2024-07-24 16:35:57

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I never take an “environmentalist“ seriously unless they mention India/China. At the bare minimum they better want to sanction them, but realistically glassing would be ideal.

2024-07-24 16:20:06

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But it’s so pretty out there!

2024-07-24 13:05:13

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They print the money, I really increasingly believe that taxation is just a control tactic to inflict pain and keep you too stressed out to be a dissident.

2024-07-24 11:46:09

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I love Black Hebrew Israelites, the seethe they illicit is legendary, and I love the infighting they create among confused leftists.

2024-07-24 03:26:44

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Oh you’re a trans ally? Name every underage discord user.

2024-07-23 21:11:45

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I don’t just react to Nigbot, I sit my White ass down and LISTEN

2024-07-23 21:10:00

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2024-07-23 12:04:10

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Not even for being pro-life on the sub, but simply for affiliating with people that are pro-life. They don’t want her around for when they inevitably try to convince various pregnant women on the sub that they should get abortions for this or that.

2024-07-22 19:35:40

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Worth noting that burn and poison will continue ticking and not be stopped by this. Which is useful if you want to use a burn pal to kill things without taking the ring off.

2024-07-22 17:11:49

The wild thing is that most boomers houses are worth a half mil anyway, they just hate their kids so much that they’d rather reverse mortgage their house and squeeze the last drops of decadence out of their final years rather than basically set their descendents up for life.
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2024-07-22 17:07:36

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Someone finally got ahold of his phylactery.

2024-07-22 16:59:38

Got a political text about how Vivek is hard on illegal immigration. Convincing conservatives that legal immigration is somehow different and better than illegal immigration has got to be one of the better psyops.
They’ll look you dead in the face and tell you that an Indian man is the one that’s going to finally close down our borders and bring America back to what it was.

2024-07-22 14:21:10

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After half a decade of ACABing you’d think the left would know better than to remind everyone she’s a cop.

2024-07-22 14:02:50

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I’m putting mercury in your Gatorade as we speak.

2024-07-21 23:12:44

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I’m glad you have some free time, your schedule always sounds so brutal

2024-07-21 16:11:25

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I’ll stop, but only because you asked. And I WILL continue to announce it via DM to a select group of followers.

2024-07-21 15:01:14

Frankly I think instead of appointing anyone to be Treasury Secretary, Trump should put it in the hands of a neutral and impartial third party. Like a small but prosperous nation known for financial success and humanitarian action. A great ally of ours, perhaps the greatest.

2024-07-19 15:32:35

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Reminds me of the green text where that guy paid to have all his trash compressed and shipped to random addresses in India. Since the deliveries weren’t time sensitive it ended up being only marginally more expensive than a traditional trash service.

2024-07-19 15:30:04

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If people truly understood how Rube Goldberg all of our critical infrastructure was we would all live in constant (justified) fear.

2024-07-18 16:57:25

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Can confirm as a zoomer that was, until right now, quite unaware of this.

2024-07-18 11:23:08

Man what fucking timeline are we even in anymore. I did not have “The new VP follows a Daily Mid Castiza” account on my bingo card. Cc @npub1z4m…9s72
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2024-07-18 03:39:24

People ask where our generations Nikola Tesla is, he’s probably making Tetris from scratch with redstone in Minecraft.

2024-07-17 15:37:05

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An aluminum folding ladder with a 12+ft reach is closer to 30-35lbs. I’ve seen pretty shrimpy Boy Scouts carry packs weighing that much for a few miles. Feasible to me tbh, I just doubt he could have concealed all of that that far without attracting attention.

2024-07-17 15:18:04

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And Im to believe that in 2024, no one saw this school shooter looking kid carrying a ladder and rifle that far and called the cops?

2024-07-16 13:38:11

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Ah so that’s who he is. They realized that even cuckservatives aren’t ready to be represented by full on Indians so they found one wrapped in a White Catholic shell.

2024-07-14 12:44:30

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Best he can do is a Platinum Plan so he’ll be too busy making shellfish extinct to do crimes.

2024-06-06 21:30:21

Did anyone else become a closet Lana Del Rey fan after watching the Great Gatsby or was that just… my friend?

2024-05-06 21:06:46

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Computers are mercurial and temperamental, tricking rocks into thinking was a mistake. This is my official stance as a tech professional.

2024-05-01 16:36:32

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2024-04-30 21:15:06

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White males 👏 are the problem 👏 but in a based way 👏 😤😤😤

2024-04-30 20:39:08

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If this is the extent of your dissidence, you might as well go to Twitter.

2024-04-30 20:16:55

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Reefer's legal where I am and since the change basically every public location inside the outer interstate wheel at my closest major city reeks of weed everywhere.
An urbanite scholar will walk by and you'll be physically struck with the cloud.

2024-04-30 20:13:43

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Thought it was that lake outside Nawlins

2024-04-30 13:24:53

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Your lungs can have a little coffee, as a treat

2024-04-27 17:49:14

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2024-04-22 12:13:02

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2024-04-18 22:39:39

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2024-04-18 12:08:06

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Genuinely terrified of this exact situation.

2024-04-18 12:07:04

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Except it seems like he didnt even get this right. No "Followers Only" option, just another clumsy attempt at pushing people towards pro.

2024-04-17 14:28:08

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Honestly if this gets something done about headlights, I'm for it. Modern headlights are ridiculous.

2024-04-17 12:41:46

GM ☕
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