WoodFren

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Formerly @WoodlandFren on blab dot com

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2024-09-17 13:52:21

I was actually very pleased with Trump’s first term but Mossad paid me $100 in Fortnite Vbucks to doom post on behalf of Kamala so here we are.

2024-09-16 18:32:57

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He does and he’s a race car driver of all things, no idea how he feels about Valve
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2024-09-16 18:27:05

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This is the power of a company simply not choosing to go public. Desperately hope Gaben lives forever.

2024-09-14 22:18:42

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The hearings in congress on immigration resulting from that would be LEGENDARY. What the Republican governors should really be doing is bussing them over the border to blue states.

2024-09-11 15:26:55

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Massie is my favorite politician for sure, but it’s not like that’s a high bar.

2024-09-10 12:17:16

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2024-09-09 20:28:05

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SHEIN?

2024-09-06 17:56:15

Oh so the Alex Jones “ducks are free you can take them home” meme was real funny but now that some impoverished melanated refugees do it it’s some kind of crime? The double standards on here, I swear.

2024-09-06 13:28:00

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If I’m reading this correctly, Concord is the reason the PS5 has no games.

2024-09-06 12:47:04

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good poaster, f.E.D.i city

2024-09-05 21:07:09

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“Oh thank God, at least there will be someone around to work my descendents’ Martian spider-silk-cotton-plant-hybrid plantation in New Savannah”

2024-09-05 18:16:15

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For anyone interested in the quick math:
”Women” are around 4.8 times more likely than men to be rapists and around 638 times more likely than women.

2024-09-05 17:00:37

Very rusty but it’s supposed to be a cardinal
#note1eel…zm87
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2024-09-05 12:35:50

Might fuck around and draw a bird today, it’s been way too long.

2024-09-04 12:57:18

Next Hitler this, next Hitler that. I don’t want to be overly critical but that guy did lose.

2024-08-31 18:47:42

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There are, have always been, and always will be people unwilling or unable to function in a society. Your three options are euthanize them, allow them to euthanize your society, or let them live in nice little communes where they can live what semblance of a life they’re able to.

2024-08-31 18:45:43

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The American Empire was doomed as soon as the wrong side won the War of Northern Aggression and proved self determination only exists if you determine you want the same thing as the state.

2024-08-31 18:44:20

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I’ve heard a nearby town has been overrun by goblins (Guatemalans) but they will likely migrate south as winter approaches. Blessing of Akatosh upon ye, friend.

2024-08-30 12:16:46

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I don’t understand why they bother having human models if they’re just going to make something up anyway. I guess it’s for mocap, but you could literally just hire some random dude for that.

2024-08-29 12:18:12

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It’s an odd fact, but Tekken was actually released closer to the construction of the pyramid than to the present day!

2024-08-29 12:13:11

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1999 was a quarter of a century ago.

2024-08-28 16:31:36

Ranked matches and their consequences have been a disaster for gaming. It feels directly 1 to 1 that the more a game is designed around sperging out over ranking, the more awful the community is. On the flip side, I’ve found that cooperative games usually have much friendlier communities.

2024-08-28 12:20:43

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Just a gentle reminder that if you don’t own your wallet you don’t own your coin.
Hamas likely understood this so this is more than likely just another punishment being laid on Palestinian normies because Israel will effectively do anything they think they can get away with, particularly when it involves literally pilfering coins.

2024-08-27 16:24:51

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Eat Pray Love was unironically an intentional act of psychological warfare.

2024-08-27 16:20:22

People freaked out when the Canadians announced they were gonna do state sponsored euthanasia, but the US has done that for decades.
All you have to do to apply is submit credible plans for a water powered engine to the patent office.

2024-08-26 18:24:30

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The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, the way to a dissident‘s location and inner workings is through his dick.

2024-08-26 12:38:01

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I’ve been seeing some that have really been getting me
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2024-08-26 12:35:14

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2024-08-26 12:32:55

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Is Monty Python just Rick and Morty for Gen X? Much to consider.

2024-08-20 15:00:49

Need to invent a new school of numerology based divination for reading the verification codes you get from various web services.

2024-08-19 12:19:48

Gm, chefs
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2024-08-18 23:25:05

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Wait are they running this story now so when everyone gets monkeypox from the orgies they can pretend it was terrorism?

2024-08-18 14:57:40

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>How it feels to chew 5 Gum.

2024-08-17 21:39:20

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They are the true Israelites.

2024-08-17 12:36:25

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His lack of milking it has really surprised me. It seems like he’s sweeping it under the bus as much as the left is, which is ludicrous.

2024-08-15 13:19:36

I swear if I have to read one more post about yogurt fucking with my own eyes I’m gonna do nothing as per usual.

2024-08-14 15:04:45

#note1hmq…m3mj
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2024-08-13 21:23:15

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Wait why is he trying to annoy Matry?

2024-08-13 13:33:22

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Grim Dawn is good if you haven’t tried it. Character building is a lot more complex and min-maxxy but I got a lot of mileage out of it before it got too tedious for me.

2024-08-12 21:32:18

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If he renormalizes calling people faggots online he’ll have genuinely done more for me than any politician in my lifetime.

2024-08-12 21:14:40

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Especially in the early days a lot of that juice was super under regulated Chinese mystery juice. God knows what was in there. Glad I didn’t stick with it too long.

2024-08-12 19:20:27

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>AI responses
Honestly I wish, most places will still just ghost you if they go with someone else, which is just fucked because it would be trivial to hook a templated email up to whatever mechanism they use internally to reject an application.

2024-08-12 12:37:57

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Kind of hard to recommend to someone tbh. People push it as a babby’s first step into the actual right wing but “Bro spend an entire day watching this documentary, you won’t regret it.” is a big ask in 2024.
Wish there was a 2-hour condensed version or something to get people in the door.

2024-08-12 11:54:47

Am I just nuts, did meat used to expire like the day after you bought it? I feel like my mom used to be able to buy a weeks worth of meat and use it throughout the week, but if I buy meat from my normal grocery store I’ve got like 2-3 days tops before it’s gray.
We’ve switched to buying bulk and freezing day of, but I just saw somebody else mention meat going bad fast online and wondered if anyone else felt like this was a new thing?

2024-08-11 20:23:54

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All my high school friends got fat. I watch what I eat but honestly I don’t eat that healthy or exercise enough and I still fit in all my clothes from high school. I don’t get it man.

2024-08-09 16:37:24

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“Roit, yeh, I recognize the punishment for this sort of thing is community service, but given the greater context we’re gonna execute him in the street and send his family to a prison colony in the Falkland Islands, given the greater context that is.”

2024-08-09 12:02:17

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2024-08-08 15:47:35

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What actually is a Dutch? I thought it was old slang for German immigrants in America because people had a hard time pronouncing Deutsch.

2024-08-08 15:46:14

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I’m sorry friend, but if your blood contains more than the 96 allowable drops of non-German heritage you are black and you can’t come over the ice wall when the true Aryans make contact with Neu Neu Schwabbenland on the other side.

2024-08-08 15:34:33

I’m sorry brother, but your great great great great great great great great grandfather fucked a slav, it’s into the penis explosion chamber with you. I cannot risk our new empire. Your blood carries your ancestor’s borscht fever, mongoloid, and I will suffer its existence no longer.

2024-08-08 15:23:15

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This is how I feel when I talk about universal voting being stupid. If a reasonable definition of who should be able to vote doesn’t include me, so be it.

2024-08-08 13:00:39

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Looks like ol Zimbabwe is going to “develop some WMDs”

2024-08-08 12:52:16

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Dress up! :) when I was a kid, me and my friends loved to play ninja :)
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2024-08-07 21:14:32

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Stay strong Michellesisters, here’s how we can still win:

2024-08-07 15:09:29

Wish I could drink coffee all day without entering the Hammy dimension

2024-08-07 13:50:33

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I really have nothing but fedposting to say about the politicians and series of regulations making whatever the fuck he’s talking about necessary.

2024-08-07 12:47:50

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Um actually I have been assured that they aren’t stranded, they’re simply unable to return and may die in space (consentually and legally). Let’s not blow this out of proportion.

2024-08-06 17:12:15

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Oh shit, did Azzmador die?

2024-08-06 16:47:50

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Wouldn’t have assumed “anal railgun” was one of the “Weimar problems” that required Weimar solutions but here we are. One thing that does give me hope is that every time this story comes up the comments are full of people that, despite being normies. Clearly instinctively understand he deserved it.

2024-08-06 16:04:42

I think about human interaction with animals through this lens a lot
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2024-08-06 15:00:05

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>you will live to see literally photorealistic John Wayne hitting the griddy in Fortnite:wojak_depressed:

2024-08-05 21:08:06

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If anything, it only makes the point stronger that he was second generation

2024-08-05 21:06:20

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Not much, what’s bussin with you?

2024-08-05 20:29:18

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“We have a worker shortage“ is business for “we have a shortage of slave wage Indians, but we’re working to remedy it.”

2024-08-05 20:25:32

“Why do they keep trying to get us to come back? Don’t they know it’s just going to make people quit?“ Turns out, yes actually, it was the point.
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2024-08-05 17:44:45

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Pretty much whenever they get ahold of an unsecured weapon larger than a butter knife, so in the hood yeah probably like 7-8

2024-08-05 16:23:48

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We have those too:wojak_depressed:

2024-08-05 14:56:48

You guys talk a lot of shit on stop clap Indie music for people that want bombs to fall.
You think someone’s gonna start playing nightcore around the campfire in the ruins?
You better start memorizing the Lumineers’ deep cuts now because you’re gonna get tired of Ho Hey, but you’re not gonna have the instruments for anything else.

2024-08-05 13:23:08

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Love when Robinhood does this, such a funny middle finger. “Erhm, goy, this app is for you to gamble your post tax income against supercomputers, not strike the neck of major companies when they’re down. We’re gonna need to halt that trading for you, we’ll let you know when you can have control of ’your’ money back. You just sit tight.”

2024-08-05 12:25:07

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Yeah exactly, it used to straddle this really fun line between esoteric and mainstream. I used to put self adhesive googly eyes on peoples foreheads at college parties and tell them they were awoken, people thought it was hilarious.

2024-08-05 12:20:54

I hate that woke became the mainstream word for leftist stuff, I got a lot of mileage out of that word back when it was just for imitating crystal girls and hoteps.

2024-08-05 11:39:47

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Oh man, oh man. When he obtains those answers he might even threaten to ask for an inquiry! Depending on what that inquiry finds, he might even threaten to have to request a hearing!

2024-08-04 11:57:04

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All White women secretly love black guys, goy. You might as well just spend your life gooning instead.

2024-08-04 11:49:38

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The absolute state of the (((organic))) interests of (((typical 4chan users))).

2024-08-03 16:55:49

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I just try not to argue on here because it’s mostly friendly fire. The people on here and poast basically agree on 90%+ of things, I don’t want to get fired up at anyone for the 10% if only for my own personal nerves/health.

2024-08-03 12:02:10

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“Aye baby, throw that thing in retrograde.”

2024-08-03 11:38:06

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It’s like an unholy union of third world street food with 1st world hyper-processed junk food.

2024-08-02 22:20:46

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It really scratches the itch without requiring a sub. I think it’s really morally priced on the value and content vs how much you do and don’t have to spend.
I usually grab the chapter catch-up pack every few years when it’s on sale and get back into it for a while.

2024-08-02 22:16:44

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I haven’t heard this but I don’t follow much about Linux news. There are different distributions so if one of them did go woke, others would not have. Tbh I do still use Windows though because I game.

2024-08-02 11:19:55

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I wish normies could understand that the real moral of this story is that there’s no amount of White society you can force on them that will make them act like White people.
A second generation Rwandan immigrant is still just a Rwandan.

2024-08-02 02:21:04

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>Hitler Style Elf Cunny Plapper 1488 has :eggthrob: your post

2024-08-01 17:40:33

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Call me Adank Puffler because I’m putting this fly in the 😤GAS🍁 chamber

2024-08-01 15:08:56

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“We need to cook up a backstory for our new clone, Kamala Harris, what are her parents names?”
“I don’t know man, I’m a gene scientist, not a genealogist, just say her mom’s name is Shyamala Harris.”

2024-08-01 12:58:26

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Fair point for sure. I do feel like the Olympics is a decent proxy for power and effectiveness though since it’s basically a measure of a country’s ability to both find and train youth with potential into being really good at a specific thing, which the US used to be much better at.

2024-08-01 12:50:57

Will this be enough to make Facebook boomers understand that war would be bad because we could in fact no longer smoke any other country and our golden age is long over? (Hint: no)
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2024-08-01 11:52:09

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The thing about the shittiest of goyslop is that everyone knows it’s horrible for you. It has to be ridiculously cheap so people can go “Yeah it’s bad for you, but it’s only a dollar so whatever.”

2024-07-31 20:50:54

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Disgraceful, each of those avocado-toasting analysts should be 3 identical Indian men paid 1/6th the salary each to work a total of 168 hours a week.

2024-07-31 18:17:01

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I’m so cooked that simply the sound of a smoke detector chirp kills me now.

2024-07-31 16:34:22

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I’m CONSTANTLY saying this about American cops. They’re just as corrupt as the cops you can bribe in other countries, it’s just that they only take bribes from lobbies and the government so they don’t even see the money themselves. So fucking tiresome.

2024-07-31 14:25:36

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This seems to vibe with my assumption that if it had all gone off without a hitch, they would have painted him as far right to realign the conservative right against the far right behind whoever they chose to replace him.

2024-07-30 17:46:15

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The primary benefit to Trump imo is that the next guy to take up his base will probably be younger and more radical. We’re probably gonna have to go through a couple civnats before we get someone that’s genuinely good.

2024-07-30 16:01:31

Am I reading this buzz correctly? Is Israel starting a civil war over the right to rape PoWs?

2024-07-30 14:53:51

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Love me some good storms. We’ve been getting a ton of freak ones this year. Forecast will be clear skies then the sky just opens randomly. Or vice versa, forecast calls for rain and we get nothing all day.

2024-07-30 12:39:17

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Not to mention if all those TikToks are to be believed, every Chinese person has been dribbling multiple basketballs in perfect synch since they were infants.

2024-07-29 20:22:29

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2024-07-29 17:48:17

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CFA is the only fast food place that I bother with at this point. I know it’s all goyslop but CFA doesn’t leave me feeling like I’ve been literally poisoned and they’re generally operated by nice old Christian boomers and staffed by teenagers paid specifically to be polite.

2024-07-29 17:37:06

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Wonder if this is related to Trump saying he wanted to create that US Bitcoin reserve.

2024-07-29 12:35:09

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I’ve been in a looney tunes style blood feud with my local groundhogs since they ate the very first tomato I ever grew.

2024-07-27 12:30:39

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2024-07-25 20:31:22

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The explanation I’ve seen for this is that while he's a Zionist, they’re afraid that his supporters are becoming too nationalist and could become a problem in the future.