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batkaren

my mom fucked a bat

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2024-09-11 00:44:13

when my kid and I get matching haircuts
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/113/116/146/064/665/594/original/365a1bca1d9d15b9.jpg

2024-08-15 16:00:53

If you live in New York, and like me, want people to be allowed to mask, please consider signing this petition. Thank you.
https://action.aclu.org/send-message/say-no-mask-bans-new-york

2024-08-15 16:00:53

If you live in New York, and like me, want people to be allowed to mask, please consider signing this petition. Thank you.
https://action.aclu.org/send-message/say-no-mask-bans-new-york

2024-08-15 02:10:16

No, JD, the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female is so I can fuck your mom.

2024-07-17 23:06:53

Step into The Void.
Ah. So crisp and refreshing.
Just ignore the existential emptiness gnawing at your insides

2024-07-13 16:39:25

Given that a baby’s brain hasn’t developed object permanence, and everything seemingly disappearing and reappearing must be terrifying, peek-a-boo feels super fucked up.

2024-07-09 19:38:28

Brought to you by the city that wants to implement a mask ban.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/758/216/214/812/306/original/2971e1fff851deee.jpg

2024-07-07 03:55:25

Given the average American’s lifespan in 1789, any true constitutional originalist should refuse a lifetime appointment past their 40th birthday.

2024-07-02 18:53:55

Just remembering the time I moved into a new apartment and the management company forgot to leave me a mailbox key, then when I called about it, they offered to mail it to me 😒

2024-06-29 17:02:10

Morbidly curious to input Finnegans Wake.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/700/976/203/452/286/original/9642da450934e8d3.jpg

2024-06-23 16:43:01

Why’ve you got so many abandoned chemical plants in the first place, Gotham?

2024-06-23 16:43:01

Why’ve you got so many abandoned chemical plants in the first place, Gotham?

2024-06-17 22:58:45

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of trying to get published.

2024-06-11 23:09:32

The problem with opening a can of whoop-ass is it's 4 servings, but I only ever need 2, and there's just no good way to store leftover whoop-ass!

2024-06-01 16:37:46

I was super excited to watch this Rick Astley video people keep sending me, but the link always turns out to be a bait-and-switch timeshare presentation.

2024-05-29 13:07:45

Star Trek taught me that nobody watches movies or tv in the future. One might occasionally read a book, but it better be an old Earth classic (no later than 19th century) or some random made-up future alien shit.

2024-05-20 18:55:43

I’m just gonna assume this one’s a pass from you, The New Yorker.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/474/934/776/923/731/original/4cbb8ac2bbb47d16.jpg

2024-05-17 16:58:19

Saw a survey asking, "Where do you stand regarding current events?" and immediately thought, "Oh, I definitely oppose them."

2024-05-17 03:09:17

Giving directions like “when the wind blows northeasterly, you’ll come to an old mansion with a crone sitting on the porch—turn the angle her nose points, then continue until a frog hits you in the face. I’ll be the one throwing the frog.”

2024-05-15 23:20:52

Beavis and Butthead would be in their 40s now

2024-05-15 02:19:33

Have we considered just winging shit without a president for a bit? See how it goes.

2024-05-14 17:09:35

If my AI chatbot voice has to be coded female, I demand a 90-year-old chain-smoker.

2024-05-07 02:22:32

Batman crouching down to collect soil, groaning at his popping knee joints.

2024-04-12 16:23:35

Being an adult means commiserating with Mr. McGregor about that piece of shit Peter Rabbit.

2024-02-25 17:04:10

I strongly suspect this “invisible” hand of the market is just, like, SUPER white.

2024-01-26 01:20:32

LASSIE: BARK
ME: What is it, girl? Is Timmy stuck in the well?
LASSIE: BARK
ME: Is someone else stuck in the well?
LASSIE: BARK
ME: Is the well okay? Do the well stones need to be re-pointed? Is it well-related?

2024-01-07 17:42:05

“Castle Grayskull will never belong to you, Skeletor!” He-Man says.
“Sure, yeah, okay,” Skeletor says, “but you see how it looks EXACTLY like my face, right?”

2023-12-18 05:15:50

"The key to a well-balanced asset portfolio," I explain, stacking my animal crackers by species, "is diversification."

2023-03-10 19:39:22

Eric Adams is trying to kill me.
https://www.npr.org/2023/03/07/1161623700/nyc-stores-masking-eric-adams-robberies-shoplifting-bodegas
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/110/000/678/046/018/019/original/66b2b60ace60fb55.jpg