Dame Slamy

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Last Notes

2024-12-25 00:34:32

Also, my annual reminder that Brazil is a Christmas movie.

2024-11-06 06:53:39

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@npub18hs…lf6y
npr still not admitting it

2024-10-18 01:17:59

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@npub1e8a…l8p3 😻
I guess it’s their seasonal pose.

2024-10-17 23:47:36

If you’re feeling stressed or tense, please enjoy this weird photo of my cat.
#caturday
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/325/430/808/837/003/original/5ed5270b69732ecc.jpeg

2024-09-28 18:17:36

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@npub1u0l…qkqn This is why I’m down to 1-2 haircuts a year. I’d rather have food each week. It sucks.

2024-09-28 18:11:46

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@npub1ulg…hu9s Dammit. I should’ve married Timmy Clancy.

2024-09-19 23:47:26

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@npub1ttw…67ld
My cat hasn’t been eaten yet.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/166/885/094/219/839/original/6f145e4aedfa0d23.jpeg

2024-09-19 22:40:51

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Black Dame Loca is good at talking me into bad decisions! Come hang out with us.
https://noagendameetups.com/event/bastrop-locals/

2024-09-04 01:54:20

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@npub1mvn…0hjl I’ll send you 333 sats if you follow me.

2024-09-01 20:44:44

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@npub1w8d…f59h You probably know this already, but change the locks after her shit is out.

2024-09-01 20:38:21

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@npub1qas…a0t0 I’ve been meaning to rewatch that this year.
My hypothesis: Kubrick died suspiciously before it was finished. Some assholes edited out the good stuff that would’ve made it made sense.

2024-09-01 18:43:03

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@npub1ttw…67ld I appreciate your cheesecake for the ladies’ retro style.
May I suggest Steve McQueen or Sean Connery for us gals?

2024-09-01 18:36:36

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@npub1ttw…67ld Please neglect me 😂

2024-09-01 17:33:21

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@npub1lsa…d39f I wish more of them would move back. Texas ICE needs to round up anyone with a Harris / Walz yard sign and deport them to Cali.

2024-08-26 22:37:42

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@npub1n60…ly7h I’m so sorry.

2024-08-26 02:17:50

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@npub1xpa…x7f6 It downloaded to my podcast app, Castamatic, a few hours ago.

2024-08-25 22:51:12

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@npub1n60…ly7h Are you ok over there? Dang.

2024-08-25 22:38:54

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@npub1fzl…u422
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

2024-08-25 19:42:36

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@npub1t2p…pnsm I read that they had P!nk and the (Dixie) Chicks. Can’t confirm, since an hour of that shit on Monday made me cringe the rest of the week.

2024-08-25 15:42:56

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@npub1ptm…6rn8
I plan to dish it out!

2024-08-25 15:25:10

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@npub1qas…a0t0 Good point. Thanks for this brain worm. It might be more fun to dig into than our present clown world.

2024-08-24 23:51:16

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@npub1qas…a0t0
These guys?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tavistock_Institute
Lots of sus folk have Tavistock in their name.

2024-08-24 23:45:42

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@npub1qas…a0t0 Brown acid.
Yup.
And how they tried to revive it in the 90s with shit results.
I’m pretty sure Altamont was a setup too.

2024-08-24 23:44:04

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@npub1qas…a0t0
My guess is CIA, based on how retarded the attendees are 50+ years on.

2024-08-24 23:39:43

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@npub1qas…a0t0
Altamont
Woodstock
Manson
DNC ‘68

2024-08-24 23:31:03

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@npub1yev…f08e Goddammit.

2024-08-24 17:58:08

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@npub1xp5…jcs3 I’d honestly like those to help revive my yard’s wildflower patch. I’d just have to make sure not to pack the shells on range day.

2024-08-24 13:42:20

I’m thinking of getting a floatation vest for the dog so we can swim in the river together. My dude thinks I’m nuts.
Experienced dog people: am I nuts?

2024-08-20 10:43:15

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@npub1k4t…x702
GM

2024-08-20 02:38:05

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@npub1rgs…svks Nah. Your imagination is much cooler than this manufactured reality.

2024-08-20 02:05:57

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@npub1zmf…eh9c Discounted at Marshall’s and scratchy as hell.

2024-08-20 02:03:34

Why do all Dem women wear upholstery? Killary is wearing a throw pillow.

2024-08-19 19:42:50

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@npub167q…3yg6
Happy Birthday!
🎉🎉🎉🎉

2024-08-19 19:26:35

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@npub1u0l…qkqn I loved reading during the summer, outside in the sun, but not doorstops like Charles Dickens. I think the books were intentionally chosen to make kids hate reading.

2024-08-19 16:02:02

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@npub12hn…jefx Would, but I’m allergic to winter.

2024-08-19 15:59:56

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@npub1t9s…ecrq Predictive programming! 😂

2024-08-18 16:23:48

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@npub1vfl…nqkg @npub1ehk…atrw
Austin’s not worth it.

2024-08-18 16:09:44

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@npub1zmf…eh9c Get a cow!

2024-08-18 15:46:12

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@npub1ehk…atrw He’s at @npub1vfl…nqkg

2024-08-18 14:52:09

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@npub1wfv…70je Who were the guests / openers?

2024-08-18 14:39:26

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@npub17hf…26xc Her Jewish “husband” is her handler.

2024-08-17 19:35:21

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@npub1u0l…qkqn GWTW was in color. Scarlett’s dresses were main characters.

2024-08-17 19:33:03

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@npub1u0l…qkqn But I dunno. I’m quoting a podcast.

2024-08-17 19:32:38

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@npub1u0l…qkqn There We’re color movies, just not the norm. Think Cool Hand Luke and such.

2024-08-17 19:15:21

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@npub1u0l…qkqn I was listening to something recently that said color movies weren’t the norm until the mid-60s. I think it was Dennis Quaid on Rogan.

2024-08-17 18:26:34

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@npub10u3…3nuc I park like an idiot. Still waiting.

2024-08-17 16:45:06

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@npub128y…snu3 Exactly. And all of these former fields that had been productive ranches will be useless.

2024-08-17 15:52:07

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@npub1zmf…eh9c Agreed!

2024-08-17 15:47:48

Fuck Elon Musk
https://communityimpact.com/austin/bastrop/development/2024/04/02/fields-to-factories-elon-musk-led-companies-spur-transformation-of-bastrop-landscape/

2024-08-17 15:30:40

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@npub120x…ylhf Fuck this guy. He’s buying up half of my county on govt money to turn it into his feudal estate.

2024-08-17 15:17:58

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@npub1yvw…0jwn Build the wall!!!

2024-08-17 14:25:36

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@npub1wkj…6y20 Please. We haven’t had a “president” in decades.

2024-08-13 02:03:00

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@npub1zad…m05h He’s already a massive defense contractor. I know that conflict of interest doesn’t mean shit in DC anymore, but that would be a big one.

2024-08-12 15:09:05

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@npub1yvw…0jwn Mine too!

2024-08-11 18:44:21

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@npub12hn…jefx I think the world is done with the US. Retarded bullies are still bullies.

2024-08-11 18:05:45

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@npub1l6n…6frg Makes sense. I don’t like sour cream either.

2024-08-11 17:57:34

How did Greek yogurt get popular? It has the consistency of sludge.

2024-08-11 17:55:35

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@npub128y…snu3 Buy more ammo and train

2024-08-11 17:21:58

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@npub17hf…26xc I hope you get to stay in your bubble forever.

2024-08-11 17:18:59

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@npub17hf…26xc I like having glowing references from former employers.

2024-07-31 03:03:05

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@npub18su…nd38 Is there a Ladies’ Auxiliary?

2024-07-28 23:08:00

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@npub1lsa…d39f No tricks here. I’m sipping a beer.

2024-07-28 23:05:15

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@npub1lsa…d39f Cheers, brother. 🍻
The trick is to live to drink another day.

2024-07-28 23:03:50

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@npub1lsa…d39f Don’t find out!

2024-07-28 21:29:17

Every day is #caturday
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/866/240/044/862/473/original/7ae3148b1a93c996.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/866/240/080/720/505/original/c2595fe54daf4838.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/866/240/069/220/217/original/8ff60d7996c24018.jpeg

2024-07-28 19:47:39

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@npub1u0l…qkqn The word industry makes me think of things made in factories. Hearing about things like “the healthcare industry” drives me nuts.

2024-07-28 19:23:23

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@npub1lh5…n08y Good catch.
Correction: She’s tipsy as fuck in this clip too.

2024-07-28 19:22:07

Peppermint Patti sounds drunk in this clip too.

2024-07-28 19:15:59

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@npub1zmf…eh9c I’m beyond thankful that my cat cleans himself well.

2024-07-28 18:59:01

I need to give the dog a path. Pray for me.

2024-07-28 18:51:15

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@npub1zdh…h72c It’s an election season special at Applebees.

2024-07-28 18:49:54

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@npub10d2…wufp I don’t think it’s a failure or a mistake. The whiplash and confusion is part of the plan.

2024-07-28 18:48:45

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@npub10d2…wufp And this is interesting:
“Email: fec@joebiden.com”
Looks like they did a switcheroo with FJB’s filing. If Naomi Wolf is correct, not exactly legit.

2024-07-28 18:46:12

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@npub10d2…wufp Thank you. This bit is interesting:
“ NOTE:Commmittee Name is different than previously reported”

2024-07-28 17:45:37

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@npub1mvn…0hjl I hope you do too!

2024-07-28 17:44:32

tl;dr Cacklin’ Kamala hasn’t even filed to be a prez candidate yet. It’s a circus!
https://open.substack.com/pub/naomiwolf/p/the-double-coup

2024-07-28 17:36:15

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@npub1g5d…w4p8 A washcloth and some zip ties could do the same thing.

2024-07-28 17:33:16

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@npub1g5d…w4p8 Thanks, that looks promising.

2024-07-28 17:14:43

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@npub12hn…jefx I would love a booster seat to keep the seat belt from strangling my neck. But then I couldn’t reach the pedals. 😂

2024-07-28 16:18:59

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@npub12p8…4rzg I’m sorry for your loss. Happy Birthday!
Good luck with the cold.

2024-07-28 15:59:25

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@npub1l6n…6frg Thank you! I was wondering if it’s worth seeing in the theater. It sounds very skippable.

2024-07-27 18:57:01

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@npub1ul5…snqx There’s a video mashup with some of the worst parts in this article:
https://open.substack.com/pub/boriquagato/p/the-global-let-them-eat-cake-moment

2024-07-27 17:00:26

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@npub18xj…juxh Thank you!

2024-07-26 23:09:12

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@npub1f2m…yp35 The Olympics have sucked for years. As have the French.

2024-07-26 21:58:59

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@npub18p5…24ph Thank you!

2024-07-26 21:58:49

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@npub19sh…cajw Thank you!

2024-07-26 20:37:47

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@npub1vfl…nqkg Also sending health karma for your dentist visit.

2024-07-26 20:06:36

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@npub1gn7…68p4 Buddy.
Because no matter what you name him, you’ll call him Buddy. True story.

2024-07-26 16:12:01

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@npub1dgr…8xrh If the crooks kid was savvy enough to use encrypted apps and have a tiny digital footprint, he wouldn’t use Google to search for information. Utter bs from the fbi.

2024-07-26 14:35:46

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@npub1g5d…w4p8 Thank you!

2024-07-24 22:27:46

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@npub14nw…p38w Thank you!

2024-07-24 02:33:54

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@npub1yvw…0jwn And yeah, I gassed up today and noticed a jump

2024-07-23 22:34:14

I found a picture of @npub1njp…djv3
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/838/183/744/986/988/original/852f71654149f1a5.jpeg

2024-07-22 23:23:27

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@npub17hf…26xc Nope. They send me photos of their homemade signs. Biting my tongue for nearly four years hurts like hell.

2024-07-22 14:13:04

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@npub17hf…26xc I know way too many women who love Hillary and Kamala. They don’t give a shit about likeability, just propaganda and identity politics.

2024-07-21 21:06:54

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@npub1alc…shw2 1890s or 1790s?

2024-07-21 18:28:32

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@npub12p8…4rzg We’re already feeling pain, you sadist.

2024-07-21 18:26:10

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@npub15f5…68kp Crowdstrike and investment firm both based in Austin, Tx. I guess they couldn’t keep using Dallas to take down presidents.

2024-07-21 17:54:38

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@npub1rhr…rmeh It would be funnier if he resigned right now. Six months of cackling Kamala at the helm would do a lot to discredit this whole cabal.

2024-07-21 14:56:52

Spreading the word:
https://open.substack.com/pub/cjhopkins/p/the-peoples-court-of-new-normal-germany