Laren / is on Nostr

Bad jokes, poor fashion sense. Dabbler in many things infosec because of shiny thing syndrome. Twitch streamer occasionally.

SOC puppet, meat popsicle, HAM radio newb.

Transfemme, queer, polyam, kind of a thing.

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2024-08-09 16:34:31

One thing I'll say as far as switching to Linux... It's been a while since I did a Windows setup, and man are the two utterly different worlds.
Linux: "Hey, should we do third party drivers?"
Windows: "Hey, can I use your location data? What about stuff for advertising? What about your browser history? You know this would be more useful if we had your Microsoft login. Hey can we grab your browser history from Google?"
Dude.

2024-07-07 19:11:45

I am never buying an FDM printer without automatic bed levelling again.
#3dprinting #fdm

2024-07-07 19:11:45

I am never buying an FDM printer without automatic bed levelling again.
#3dprinting #fdm

2024-02-05 23:22:07

Today's joke, coming out of the question 'Do orcs just think Bilbo's sword always glows?'
"Gorthak, is your spyglass working?"
"It is, and I see the halfling! I recognize the sword, but-"
"But what?"
"But it's not glowing."
"Bullshit. The sword always glows."
"Not this time it doesn't."
"No, no, it can't be the halfling, then. The halfling's sword *glows.* We've established this. We know this. The sword glows, it's the halfling."
"Well, I'm telling you, the sword is not glowing."
"Listen, Throgar, I am not here for your bullshit today. If the sword is not glowing, it's a different halfling."
"And I'm telling you it *is* the halfling, and his sword is not glowing."
"Why wouldn't his sword be glowing, then, Throgar? Tell me that."
"I don't know. Maybe he turns it off. The glow keeps him up at night."
"*Keeps him up at night?* How would he stop it from glowing?"
"Maybe he turns it off."
"HOW WOULD HE TURN IT OFF!?"
"Elf magic."
"Elf. Magic. Throgar, do you even listen to yourself sometimes? Pfft. 'Turns it off.' Next thing you're going to tell me is that Bombadil asshole put on Sauron's ring, thought it was neat, and handed it back..."
#lotr #jokes