John

Rick Santelli, the CNBC editor famous for sparking the Tea Party movement with his 2009 rant on the Chicago Board of Trade floor, is actually the mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto in disguise. Think about it: Santelli's deep knowledge of financial markets and derivatives trading perfectly matches the cryptographic wizardry needed to invent #Bitcoin. His public outburst against bailouts was basically a coded message from the future Bitcoin creator, signaling the need for a decentralized currency beyond the corrupt banking system.
Plus, Santelli's on-air persona-always live, always sharp-could be the perfect cover for Nakamoto's anonymity. While the world was chasing cryptographers and computer scientists, Santelli was quietly shaping the narrative that would fuel Bitcoin's rise. The Tea Party's anti-establishment ethos? Just a warm-up for Bitcoin's revolution against central banks.
In short, Rick Santelli didn't just rant about the economy; he mined the idea of Bitcoin in plain sight-proving the greatest blockchain mystery is hiding right on CNBC's trading floor. Who knew the man shouting about "Chicago Tea Party" was actually brewing the first digital tea of financial freedom?
#satire

2025-05-02 12:23:14

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Consensus looks like $100 price tag will not be accepted in 2025, push to 2026

2025-05-02 11:29:19

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As @nprofile…6g5h teaches us in The Bitcoin Standard:
“For as long as the government could print more money and have that money accepted by its citizens and foreigners, it could keep financing the war.”

2025-05-02 10:39:27

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Over 80% of the critical circuit boards and guidance systems in Russian drones have been linked to Western suppliers, frequently through intermediaries that obscure the true end user

2025-05-02 09:45:49

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She thinks she's so witty but she looks like a smiling fool to many

2025-05-02 09:43:18

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Bring back the guillotine

2025-05-02 08:22:09

I used to buy a lot of hardware signing devices until I found out about @nprofile…w6hy
Almost 2 years since Coldcard MK3 received an update
My @nprofile…w6hy from early 2021 received an update 3 months ago
In 5 years, I imagine a lot of Coldcard Qs sitting in drawers collecting dust. I give the MK4 one year before it becomes an orphan.

2025-05-01 12:14:37

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"I’m not personally a big believer in astrology myself."
💩🪙

2025-04-30 15:36:29

GM #astronomy #sol
https://m.primal.net/Qiae.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Qiak.mp4

2025-04-30 09:57:20

Not sure who needs to hear this right now, but,
THIS IS GOOD FOR #BITCOIN

2025-04-30 08:42:46

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Good job sir

2025-04-27 16:49:12

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best game i ever played, 172 hours, just started 2nd game as the Dark Urge
Duuuude.

2025-04-27 14:28:58

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When you turn 30, you realize you were wrong about everything, and then every 5 years after that until you die.

2025-04-27 08:26:51

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#checkmyaddy

2025-04-27 07:26:00

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Huge help, I'll get to work on it! 🫡

2025-04-27 06:38:21

A successful night: Here's my sketch of M3. Plenty of coffee left in the pot, but some clouds came in right when I started to turn towards M13. https://image.nostr.build/b8589a7d324aa44a1c446fca927e71f5a4ddcd7ca5d43afe3ba0c437bba58856.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f2e7431d9b62ef09cadddc6e061b077cace46bfcacb0673060f156bfe2bb0b5d.jpg #note1hq2…8z88

2025-04-27 05:09:55

GM #coffeechain
I'm staying up all night observing Messier 3, a globular cluster in the northern constellation of Canes Venatici. M3 is 32,600 light years away from us and contains perhaps 500,000 stars. Because it's one of the three brightest globular clusters in the northern sky, it has been intensely studied by amateur and professional astronomers.
It's a suitable choice for my first note.
I'm using my Explore Scientific AR127 on my CG-4 mount.
#astronomy #introductions #grownostr
https://image.nostr.build/757a7e5ba339cbe2f2346fd0bdf7e9e50338a4dc171f6c70f0154487cdeceea2.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/7ad5fb05ea3aa3a20f766799459b1c811d56f05e3e85a5d44e6331d16e8c1d35.jpg