schratze

Agender. Anarchism, linguistics, bass, birds, computers, ADHD, other stuff.

Disclosure: white, thirty years old

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Pronouns:: er/es || it/they/he || de/hei || hän
Languages:: German || English || Low German || Finnish

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2024-09-02 08:56:47

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"Hello, I would like a car that is heavier, bulkier, has less interior space, consumes more fuel, produces more emissions, is more likely to crush cyclists, pedestrians, and Fiat 500s, and that I can't see shit out of" – absolutely everyone, apparently

2024-07-06 20:54:59

Never study linguistics. All it does is make your toneails physically curl upwards whenever you hear a non-expert try to describe speech sounds

2024-06-07 08:08:52

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on the honsrison

2024-06-06 07:59:44

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oh dear 😳
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2024-06-06 07:55:25

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Turns out it does matter which driver you select after all. Because that determines which options you have. Choose the wrong one and you won't even be able to issue a print job in greyscale

2024-06-06 07:53:55

Oh, so *this* is the Linux printer experience everyone keeps talking about

2024-06-05 20:14:21

Aqualung wins the prize for the worst genius annotation of all time. And it's right there on the first line, too

2024-06-05 09:27:46

Why has todon stopped fetching media properly

2024-05-29 09:16:29

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oh okay. I misremembered money being in 5/4, but apparently it's 7/4, except for the solo

2024-05-29 09:03:29

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really, which song?
My only source is this unsourced bit fro. Wikipedia:
"James Guthrie was studio engineer and co-producer, while Mason's drumming was supplemented by Ray Cooper on percussion; when Mason was unable to perform the complex time changes on "Two Suns in the Sunset", he was replaced by session musician Andy Newmark."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Final_Cut_(album)

2024-05-29 08:50:40

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they actually had to get a studio musician because Nick Mason couldn't play a 7/8 time signature

2024-05-29 08:44:10

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Not to mention I'm also not subject to the Rich White Cis Het Shithead phenomenon

2024-05-29 08:42:21

Pink Floyd isn't prog rock, at least not in the same sense that bands like Yes or Rush are prog rock. I'm pretty sure even I am a technically more proficient bass player than Roger Waters

2024-05-21 10:18:10

Wie kommste nach Irland? Mit Ryanair
Und wie kommste wieder zurück? Mit Rausair

2024-05-19 07:08:17

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follow-up
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2024-05-15 14:56:40

Being kind and respectful is always more important than being factually correct
Doubly so if you aren't even factually correct

2024-05-09 05:57:33

Still dreaming of a bright future in which a minute can pass without somebody's intelligence being insulted

2024-05-07 05:10:32

Why is household appliances sending notifications to people's phones a thing now? If my washing machine, my robot vacuum and my microwave kept clogging up my notifications, I would lose my fucking mind

2024-04-22 18:54:19

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it could be interpreted as an actionable threat in many jurisdictions

2024-04-22 18:51:52

Hi I'm schratze. Did you know that it's illegal to say "I want to kill Elon Musk"? It's illegal. It's a criminal offense. That's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say, Now, it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say "I want to kill Elon Musk".
I'm not actually saying it. I'm just letting you know that it's illegal to say that. It's kind of like a public service. I'm letting you know so that you don't accidentally go out and say something like that. But what's interesting is that it's very illegal to say "I really really think someone out there should kill Elon Musk".

2024-04-13 12:12:47

We can't stop here. This is Aldi Süd country

2024-04-05 09:02:42

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they live entirely off of high flying insects and are capable of sleeping in mid-air. They never voluntarily touch the ground outside breeding season. They are incredible animals
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(16)31063-6

2024-04-05 08:35:55

Did you know: common swifts spend up to ten months in the air without touching the ground. It looks like Taylor Swift is soon going to break their record though

2024-04-04 08:01:08

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it's just gonna get worse though isn't it

2024-04-04 07:56:30

I keep toying with the idea of moving to Scandinavia maybe at some point in the future, but then I see my mutuals posting about slush, snowstorms and misery up until June

2023-05-14 13:06:08

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2022-09-24 20:36:42

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2022-09-23 18:45:17

ssh is the noise you make when someone is about to tell you something boring about linux

2022-05-02 17:58:21

If you hate Windows, simply switch to Linux so you can hate Linux instead