𓅓 owl.

Ridiculous. I never even have to pull the charging handle back on my Glock because it's fully automatic, and the flip up sights help me with immediate target acquisition. If I adjust the sights it also changes the caliber of the bullet ammunition I have, meaning I can have the firing power of up to .50AE with a few turns of the safety switch.

2024-07-02 20:48:13

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Yep definitely want to die now.

2024-07-01 22:52:03

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Exactly. They've *been* doing this, idk why everybody's acting like this is new.

2024-07-01 03:02:15

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> He typed this into a search engine
So you just actively look for fagstuff huh?

2024-07-01 02:30:10

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Milord. *Milord!* I regret to inform you that thine means of conveyance is a *fagbox.*
:HazeSmug:

2024-07-01 02:12:34

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I'm sure driving that piece of trash you haul out of the driveway every day would let you be intimate with the sound. :HazeSmug:

2024-06-25 20:05:31

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Offer's on the table but after July 7th I won't be able to do it for about a few months.

2024-06-25 03:08:36

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It was without a doubt the most terrible thing I've gone through in my entire life. Bar none. I've been put in handcuffs, I've been beaten up, I've been shot in my hand, and this was far and away the worst thing I can think of in my life.

2024-06-25 02:58:16

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I had that thing and I utterly hated it. No taste, all pain.

2024-06-24 00:13:07

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I see a lot of Whites writing garbage like this even here and I'm like what good does being White do you when you're still a blabbering retard.

2024-06-24 00:03:53

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I'm defederating from [Poa.st](http://Poa.st ).

2024-06-21 23:35:40

Well that's interesting innit.
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2024-06-21 00:51:53

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No, you are the miscegenator!

2024-06-21 00:50:22

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Pre-empted.
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2024-06-21 00:46:13

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You! You are the race mixer here! Not me! You!

2024-06-21 00:44:47

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Yeah but the difference being is that#
I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH OWLS.

2024-06-21 00:40:34

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I don't care!
*About it!*

2024-06-21 00:33:29

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I *know* they exist, I know *pictures of them* exist, I have several videos *of* owls, I am cognizant of the existence of owls. You don't have to remind me that they exist. *I know.* I know owls exist guys. Every time somebody sees an owl they have to tag me, like an unholy compulsion to get my attention and to show me the owls, *I have gigabytes of owls*, you don't have to tag me to show me more pictures of owls! I'm very well aware there are pictures of owls, I see lots of owls, I see them repeatedly every time I open my owl folder. I am very, very aware on the existence of owls. You're all like children, I could be sleeping peacefully and someone would shake me awake, "HEY I SAW OWLS!" Yes because owls exist, they're not special God almighty. Every single day with this. I'm changing @ or something, *God.* F********************* hate this place I don't even know why I bother.

2024-06-21 00:27:45

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> Oh my God guys owls exist!
*Stop*

2024-06-20 04:38:59

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I don't because I get excited and blurt things out! :AAAAAAAAAA:

2024-06-20 04:36:14

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It's the typing style, innit.

2024-06-20 02:40:28

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I like how every time I even so much as ask a question in earnest niggas freak out and scream OWL NO FUN.

2024-06-20 02:39:13

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Seriously, what is this?

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2024-06-19 14:02:01

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I only had the time to rest for a few hours before I had to be back at work. We have no staff just about.

2024-06-17 17:59:59

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Starprophet1 was banned from NCD for positing that only a warlord that can offer child brides be respected or something.

2024-06-16 02:25:54

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Sage. Reported.

2024-06-15 23:01:15

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Whatever my sex is, the good news is that I've never solicited pictures of a minor's breasts after they said openly they were a minor before they got banned for it on a [Poa.st](http://Poa.st ) thread.
Isn't that right, Jensy? :HazeSmug:

2024-06-15 00:26:09

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They come into a thread, give their retarded takes that take up fifty lines or whatever, then retrieve sweet updoots from their ingroup. The thing is, it's all obvious stuff, they just think spacing it out means it's more substantial. Brevity, retards. If you can't put something down concisely it's probably because you're a bloviating midwit.

2024-06-15 00:16:44

I swear, Gabniggers write huge text blocks not to be informative but because they equate more text with more epic updreads.

2024-06-14 02:40:22

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#
Silence, nigger.

2024-06-14 01:33:08

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Based.

2024-06-13 03:00:35

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.........I feel stupid because you actually took my memeing seriously. :aqua_cry:

2024-06-13 02:40:16

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She's a pastor.

2024-06-13 02:16:09

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I'll defederate myself rn. 🧐

2024-06-13 02:14:05

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I'll say. Stop looking at my timeline weirdo. 🧐

2024-06-13 02:07:20

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m8 you know that's not graf right?

2024-06-13 02:04:47

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Who's the dude, m8?

2024-06-13 01:54:27

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Okay you know what I'm positive this post is not going to age well forget it.

2024-06-13 01:54:11

gonna kiss my anime graf mays dakimakura on the lippppppssssssssssss

2024-06-13 00:22:21

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Shut up before I kick your door in and solicit prostitutes.

2024-06-13 00:19:20

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> Can't sling sexual harassment and vitriol at the same time
why even poast

2024-06-13 00:16:55

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I like to drink syrup of ipecac, cause a public disturbance and get arrested so when I'm put in thr cop car I'll just puke everywhere in the car Heil Hitler btw.

2024-06-09 22:40:28

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He loved Ocean to the point that one of his callouts to me was that I doxed her and her DMs or summat and I'm like nigger, first of all I don't dox. Second, shut up and third he needs to quit thirsting for some female vagina that he will never have on lock.
I didn't do a thing to that woman except meme on her like six times. Of course he'd have a go at graf without license since he's all about that kind of behaviour. His beef with graf is unfounded.

2024-06-08 16:51:24

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2024-06-08 04:07:46

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I see people on here who are struggling to find or keep women. I made a handy set of tips to help guys out. Some of them are 'you have it or your dont, like height, but a lot of it is learned skills. Essentially life isn't fair and you need to have at least two of these going for you to have 'game'. I'm sure some of the 'more in the game now' folks will have differences and to some this is a TLDR shitpoast. <li>Be Tall - no tips here: Genetics or bust</li><li>Have Money - Tips: Go into electrical or plumbing or hardware tech work (you can't offshore this because the company that has to do all your networking/wiring has to be local) even cyber security, or learn to program in RPG IV (old languages, trust me don't ask how I know, but 'we' are pulling people out of retirement to fill this programming skillset and paying them 6 figures day one because no one can code in it). </li><li>Be Fit --This includes (actually 80 fucking percent of it) diet, but you can't eat like a fat fucking American which goes into a way to stand out by being picky and learn how to eat real, whole foods. Women like men who know things, when you see her eating some shitty food a good flirt is, "You look hot today, but not if you keep eating crap like that, good God." If she asks "what's wrong with it give her a concrete fact and let her dwell on it. Do HIIT training, lift weights or do bodyweight exercises, but don't be a soft looking dough face and dont be too skinny. </li><li>Be Charming (this includes handsome which is mostly genetic) --This is being the 16 charisma face of the party, but includes the ability to use sarcasm and 'being mean' to be funny. Never be completely nice, it never works and women fucking hate it. They want to feel like they need to earn your approval. --Dress well: The reason Ryan Gosling is 'hot' to women isn't just his face and physique, but he always looks put together. You don't have to break the bank to not dress like a slob. Have one nice pair of shoes/boots. Wear a polo and a watch, have a classic hair cut (I like the Hitler hard part, but find the style that fits your head). Wear clothes that are better fitted, save the baggy shit for fat guys. </li><li>Be Dangerous --This is the Dread Game that SMA always post(s) about. I used charming instead of Dread Game, but I've been to jail one time and when I was younger some fights, mention it off-hand like it was another Tuesday during a basic conversation and don't overplay it or you'll creep her out. Just have some mystery. Honestly this tip I'm going to leave to the SMA guys who are more versed, but these are the basics. </li>
Flirt by being sarcastic or find a common enemy and have a 'secret between you and her' on this common enemy (it can just be a shitty work culture, or big pharma, but is usually better if it's localized). This one is a great tactic that gives you an 'in'. Let's say it's a cute work mate and you're both stuck in a boring meeting. IM her something that would get your hand slapped but not fired about this, using sarcasm. Forming that 'us against the rest of these losers bond (think The Office where Jim and the receptionist have the we think this place sucks bond).
Too much coffee, but I hope this helps someone.

2024-06-08 03:46:20

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I HATE ribroasts! :nicechan_mad:

2024-06-08 03:33:03

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Jonny once firebombed an Israeli food cart.

2024-06-08 03:09:19

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It did! Thankfully I'm *quite* autistic! :animu_nod:

2024-06-08 03:08:10

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Yes it is, I did the math. I sat at my desk and did the math. :HazeSmug:

2024-06-08 03:06:31

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You were tagging me a lot when I was gone. Just putting that out there. Over the solid hour and a half of tagging I had to go through when I came back, you were in discussions about me or were tagging me directly about 10% of the amount. :HazeSmug:

2024-06-08 03:01:32

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Because I come back to a hundred thousand notifications.

2024-06-08 02:58:43

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> I can disappear for days and still enjoy a level of discussion
Meanwhile I do this and people go WHERE OWL WHERE OWL WHERE OWL

2024-06-08 02:42:22

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I've always been comfortable just being another name in the scroll, another random noise to people. Closeness scares me for many reasons, but I hope in time I can fix that too.

2024-06-08 02:24:35

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Didn't even do anything to you.
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2024-06-07 23:40:15

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> Doll in Disguise
> "HEH. YEAH, I'M IN STEALTH MODE NOW, I'M IN STEALTH MODE, I'M INVISIBLE NOW, YEAH, COMPLETELY UNDETECTABLE!"

2024-06-07 22:05:33

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They keep damaging their credibility with this claim about 50K or whatever but refusing to prove it wholesale. I don't like it.

2024-06-07 22:04:11

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I think he's being black, sir.

2024-06-07 22:02:30

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What are you even talking about now?

2024-06-06 23:31:56

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I don't have to fight for it, I have it always in a quiet, dark room with my thinking. You guys complicate way too much.

2024-06-06 21:12:40

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You're absolutely right that wasting other peoples' time is more enjoyable than playing the game "right." Using an ember is not consenting to have some clown come in here and waste my time when I'm farming trying to break SL300. I paid for the game, I will enjoy it how I please, faggots out!

2024-06-05 06:26:51

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Oh yeah, bye Gabnigger. 👌

2024-06-05 06:25:21

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I just frankly hope a nigger beats you and puts you in a persistent vegetative state.

2024-06-02 23:20:02

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Can I just give you $50,000?

2024-06-02 14:26:35

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Well no they're not smart enough for that so graf foots the bill for them, especially since they admit to paying him so that they can continue to do the things I've described above and openly gloat about it.

2024-06-02 14:24:33

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Here's a little tip:
If half the thread is missing, you know it's full of faggots who can't stand to be contradicted and are building a social enclave that gives you zero opportunity to interject. Their block lists look exactly the same for a reason. But please feel free to ignore the fact that they cry about being censored "as dissenters." Lmao

2024-06-02 14:17:03

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It's not that people are aggro about the blocks themselves, it's the blocking, on top of the completely inorganic social dynamic they've created, on top of the rabid adherence to cliqueism they all maintain, with every single one of them deliberately misrepresenting what they're doing while condemning the original social culture fostered on this platform.
Nobody is "sperging" about it beyond criticizing them for the splintering of a site that, while they're content to mess it up, **most of them still have their Gab accounts.** They're dual citizens in a digital landscape.

2024-05-30 14:06:31

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To be fair, loyalty to a company isn't worth it. They replace you the moment they feel they can, or treat you like scum. That's why I don't really work for companies, instead embedding myself in small but necessary operations that guarantee my job security.
Until you all wake up one day and decide to be immortal, I will always be filling my coffers.

2024-05-30 13:40:19

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Guys not everything is about jews lmao.

2024-05-30 13:39:11

>Mothern****************iggers in my mentions relating Dark Souls to jews
omg dude.