joe

PGP: D209D91A38DF27036403EE2BA1F0014A1DB77CE1

Public Key

npub1yu7h0k3sqf065d37gzmpz4d0eq7ehamtw75n0s3n2lelmyhctt9q70g5em

NIP-05 Address

joe_@getalby.com

NIP-57 Address

joe_@minibits.cash

Profile Code

nprofile1qqszw0thmgcqyha2xclypds32khus0vm7a4h02fhcge40ulajtu94jsp2emhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtmwwp6kyvfkwgc8gmpcvyenj6rgvdexzurpxqen2dfe0psksum2w94rgues0ym8gvnwx4nhqertxc68vvpkdf6xwettw9jxk734wpkqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmc53z5ty

Publishing to

relay.nostr.band/npub16r0tl8a39hhcrapa03559xahsjqj4s0y6t2n5gpdk64v06jtgekqdkz5pl

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1yu7h0k3sqf065d37gzmpz4d0eq7ehamtw75n0s3n2lelmyhctt9q70g5em

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Last Notes

2025-04-05 18:26:44

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At least they're not at a Tesla protest.

2025-04-02 03:15:04

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The differences between wasabi and joinmarket are becoming more subtle.

2025-03-23 14:41:23

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Instead of talking about how much money you're throwing around, how about just listing the improvements to the space you've supported.
We have no idea if someone is getting a bunch of money and producing nothing.

2025-02-25 14:38:59

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You can use burner numbers with signal.

2025-02-17 19:30:13

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German prosecutors can't run a relay and collect IP addresses?

2025-02-10 14:32:39

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Asshole

2025-01-27 19:55:23

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He is disagreeing. You said no one should trust developers, and everyone should read the code. He's saying he trusts developers instead of reading the code.

2025-01-24 02:38:47

Can't wait for Ross to tell his story. The "he never sold drugs" and "didn't order the hits" people are going to switch to "but he deserves a second chance."
Which I agree with. He seems like he'll be a great person going forward. Just rubs me the wrong way when I see people who couldn't access a .onion address or make a pgp key to save their life talking about this as if they know something besides what they've been told.

2025-01-04 17:01:01

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I have never had a problem spending any amount of non-kyc coinjoined bitcoins in the USA.

2025-01-02 15:05:09

I see people often say not to store your seeds in a password manager. This is because they're using password managers incorrectly, most likely giving them access to the internet/web browser.
My view is if I can't store a seed in a password manager then I shouldn't be putting any secrets there. On the flipside, if you use your password manager on a system without any internet connection (correctly) then you can store any secrets there.

2024-12-25 02:27:08

Merry Christmas all of you gay retards.

2024-10-31 12:40:26

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Even if the machines were open source, free from bugs, and we all voted for one candidate, they still might not get the electoral college votes.

2024-10-08 03:12:33

95 ft. drop. Rampage is going to be sick this year.
https://video.nostr.build/26fde795722c8ddbd5b17ce107e3be061ce6efbcbc06562888e90f428f5c4cb8.mp4

2024-09-26 13:06:58

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It was auto closed. Reopen it and leave a comment with your situation.

2024-09-26 08:36:10

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Check if an issue exists, if not create one: https://github.com/bisq-network/bisq/issues

2024-09-26 01:16:44

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Congrats! Next leap is to Qubes.

2024-09-09 14:32:07

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How do you delete an email address?

2024-09-09 02:03:10

Re-upholstered the 25 year old head liner of my Jeep today. 🚙
https://image.nostr.build/5e038eafe8632a5621fc6636ffd56ea634a7e9c5dbe0414bda8ec862e5597378.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/bb405a3a2ab381c5f1f6d9ea39ab95b826129b2e2f8ce485a72fe3dd1642cccf.jpg

2024-09-05 15:58:58

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Plug the numbers you expect they could afford into dcabtc.com and show them. That helped me convince some fam.

2024-09-05 15:11:34

The kids are alright.
https://video.nostr.build/7484738b94b58968596fd9191dc2cd86ea4f0cd1d9dc767f1a009264069554d1.mp4

2024-09-04 17:02:42

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They don't call it Uptober for nothing.

2024-09-01 16:07:16

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I would say Qubes is a better OS than TAILS for compartmentalization and isolation. Disposable VMs can accomplish the amnesiac part of TAILS

2024-08-31 13:18:29

If Elon cared about users he would have a .onion address.

2024-08-25 02:04:15

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Mid take.

2024-08-20 19:32:57

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"I've been a part of 100 coinjoin this month."
C'mon, that's just retarded.

2024-08-20 19:29:51

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How many coinjoins have you done this month?

2024-08-20 12:01:46

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Thanks for the input!

2024-08-14 16:55:16

@nprofile…gj0h https://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/object-groups/handheld-electronic-calculators

2024-08-11 13:40:57

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I have the Griptilian too. 👊

2024-08-11 13:21:00

GM. If you're looking for a good pocket knife, Benchmade is amazing.

2024-08-09 13:38:29

TIL the woman who created my OS coined the term "evil maid attack."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_maid_attack

2024-08-07 03:10:09

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Your takes are always so retarded.

2024-08-06 13:36:30

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What do you suggest for someone who doesn't know anything about security to do long term cold storage?

2024-08-06 02:07:24

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Your password manager should be able to hold any secret, or you should put none in there. If you cannot store any secret in your password manager then you are doing it wrong.

2024-08-06 01:59:13

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Nice exploit!

2024-08-05 19:04:15

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It's called DM, not PM.

2024-08-04 18:56:42

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezer_burn

2024-08-04 18:39:17

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Get a manual defrost, frost free will give you freezer burn. I've been using a Frigidaire 14 cu ft for just under 2 years with no complaints.

2024-08-03 19:09:20

Anyone who uses "is a convicted felon" as an argument for not liking or discrediting someone is a loser. Always has been.

2024-08-02 01:58:07

Are you kidding me?! So close.
https://image.nostr.build/f10baee4e87c7ce6a1f8ef56473ea1393b38bb94d7227f90a325a7163f3957d8.jpg

2024-07-31 18:27:05

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Update your software and chill.

2024-07-26 23:02:19

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Are those pirate boots?

2024-07-26 15:23:45

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You don't know how to use search engines? The last link I gave you was the first result from searching "tor udp". I'm not going to spoon feed you.

2024-07-26 15:15:51

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https://tor.stackexchange.com/questions/4523/can-i-use-tor-through-udp-protocol#4524

2024-07-26 14:01:31

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Jimmys hat looks like it was trampled by horses.

2024-07-18 11:42:14

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Have you decided if you are self entitled or ignorant because of your age?

2024-07-15 13:11:06

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It definitely showed up right after I used highlighter for the first time, but I can't find anything in their settings to remove it.

2024-07-15 12:22:13

Why does my bio say that I recommend highlighter, and how do I remove that? #asknostr

2024-07-12 21:26:34

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The premise of the question is wrong (which is what I was pointing out), why would I answer it?

2024-07-12 13:59:23

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It's just like his npub, you have to ask him or trust someone else.

2024-07-12 12:05:21

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Nostr isn't the only place with freedim of speach. You can host anything you want on a .onion.

2024-06-30 16:23:00

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Glad I don't have that problem.
https://image.nostr.build/6019c3072d7940e03801aa24e4fcf53d9c7d5d26a7b0682a106c1a4352f37962.jpg

2024-06-18 16:26:38

Anyone got a review of a Starbook? #asknostr
https://starlabs.systems/pages/starbook

2024-06-09 14:55:12

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Silent payments, coinjoin, and browser wallets are really making darkwallet just look like it was 10 years too early.

2024-06-06 19:26:42

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Anyone have a link to just the text of the article?

2024-06-06 12:58:35

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Can it be easier than that?

2024-06-06 12:46:29

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That was a lot of user interaction for "it doesn't get easier than this."

2024-06-01 17:30:36

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Congrats bro!

2024-05-24 01:30:24

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But no pgp verification? Where do you get the "good" checksum to compare against?

2024-05-24 00:57:21

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Does it verify the firmware?

2024-05-22 18:23:47

This photo is amazing. I'm a little jealous of Lazlo, I only have one son.
https://image.nostr.build/4cbd0f6f31948a64317fb10f42ba0735d293e621bd1e8c53fb1e3d80447f36cc.jpg

2024-05-22 12:41:54

First TFTC I've been excited about in a while: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tales-from-the-crypt/episodes/509-Sustaining-Bitcoin-For-Generations-with-Michael-Goldstein-e2juuaq

2024-05-20 18:32:30

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I believe nostr.mutinywallet.com is running blastr and relay.mutinywallet.com is running strfry.

2024-05-17 00:04:19

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Which is the equivalent of giving a fake name and email address.

2024-05-16 21:41:31

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Can't you just put fake info and a burner email? If people put their real info it's kinda natural selection. The relays all have your ip address too you know. I don't see anyone clamoring for some type of onion routing.

2024-05-16 14:27:10

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I never understood "buy local." Don't you want the best product for the best price, regardless of the geographic location of it's production? What if your local shop is diluting their product, you just suck it up?

2024-05-14 13:24:06

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If you're not paying for the product, then you/your users are the product.

2024-05-14 12:53:18

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Cloudflare, nice bedfellows!

2024-05-10 03:20:22

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You're talking about the sites like Silk Road, right? They're not networked though.

2024-05-09 17:56:24

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Pretty hilarious that you spammed this on a bunch of podcasts without fixing the acronym. What do you think DMN stands for?

2024-05-09 14:45:01

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CCTV?

2024-05-08 15:02:17

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What if nostr clients implemented something like popcorn time? Then media could all be uploaded as torrents and clients could just stream them in real time.

2024-05-08 14:42:43

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Nothing is safe in life. The safest person would be one completely isolated, in a sterile padded cell or sonething.

2024-05-08 14:37:45

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As a maker you earn fees, and your coins go through a bunch of coinjoins at random times and for random amounts. What you cannot do as a maker is to send a specific amount to a specific destination in a coinjoin. You need to become a taker to do that.

2024-05-08 13:36:54

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He kind of has to use something like exodus since he has no idea what crypto he'll be taking from you.

2024-05-08 12:59:24

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Doesn't really affect me at all. You shouldn't let your emotions get tied to how other people spend their money.

2024-05-03 20:15:00

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#naddr1qq…ea8t

2024-05-03 17:04:02

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Reject mysticism.

2024-05-03 13:49:17

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Neither do I. Anarchy is just a lack of rulers. If one wants anarchy to rule over the ashes then they never really wanted anarchy to begin with.

2024-05-03 13:30:02

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If you don't want people dictating what you do, then you want to dictate to other people what they should do?

2024-05-02 15:20:05

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What a stupid take. Who the fuck are you to pick who freedom is for and how people should use their freedom? Get humble.

2024-05-01 17:43:52

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If that was truly the representation of a coinjoin then they could be unmixed. It's just one possible interpretation.

2024-04-30 04:10:41

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Bad opsec is as bad opsec does?

2024-04-28 16:03:11

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Anyone that you are trying to hide from will pick you out in short order with stylometry. But have fun!

2024-04-27 18:13:42

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But I never mentioned using exit nodes or going to non-onion sites. The whole point of my post was that going to the .onion site would hide your ip. You completely misunderstood that a tor endpoint is a .onion. You thought the endpoint was an exit node. That is wrong. How was I wrong?

2024-04-27 18:03:17

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You don't even know what an endpoint is. You think it's like an exit node. 🤣

2024-04-27 17:57:56

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You don't use exit nodes when you connect to a .onion, dufus.

2024-04-27 17:17:14

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What are you even talking about? When you connect to a .onion, the server you connected to only sees a connection from localhost.

2024-04-27 14:43:33

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That's a dangerous expectation. You should assume the opposite always.

2024-04-27 14:39:24

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They can't block anyone that uses the Tor endpoints because they can't see the IP address. So use the .onion and chill.

2024-04-26 18:55:18

This guy was hanging out with me on top of a mountain today. https://image.nostr.build/ace8981a95512b2b61cc65b3c27e77e8d36dac2cf7d41128109b73274a38c742.jpg

2024-04-26 13:20:40

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GM!

2024-04-26 12:58:51

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I just set up my aunts coldcard yesterday even though I will die on the cotton sucks hill. 👊

2024-04-26 12:05:59

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You can't punch someone for following you in a public space, and the police can't do anything about that either. Following someone and speaking to them is not a crime. Both IRL and on the internet. You must develop ways to deal with it.

2024-04-25 15:34:11

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The IRS thanks you.

2024-04-25 14:10:42

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In the USA their cost basis is the dollar value the moment they receive it. It's non KYC unless you report it. They will have to pay taxes on it as income the year they receive it and then on the profit when they sell it or spend it.

2024-04-25 04:00:49

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I'm saying most people do not change defaults on anything. It's just a fact.

2024-04-25 03:11:50

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Every channel open and close could be coinjoins, and lightning has much better privacy for sending.

2024-04-25 01:03:34

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Users aren't changing defaults on fidelity bonds (or anything else for that matter) 99% of the time. There have been a lot of improvements since 0.9.0. That is why I said someone should fork it, remove fidelity bond stuff or change all defaults, and let people run it that way.
I also remember JM before FB, and yes people might make multiple offers on the same coins but it's not a problem. They can't fulfill the taker without all the coins they claim to have so they'll get dropped from the join and they don't learn anything about your utxos (IIRC).
The sybil problem might also be solved enough for practical use by simply increasing the default number for makercount. But users have always been encouraged to do multiple joins spread out over random times in part to avoid sybils anyway.
I think many people would accept this trade off in order to get paid for coinjoining.

2024-04-25 00:08:45

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Are you running orbot in vpn mode?