Alfa
Macho

Memes pesados

Public Key

npub1yspe4ly5p9dlfv4vevm0evpag8ljkaay3x3clj8gtvxlsvpwrrrs6h47mx

NIP-57 Address

machoalfa@zbd.gg

Profile Code

nprofile1qqszgqu6lj2qjkl5k2kvkdhukq75rletw7jgngu0er59kr0cxqhp33cpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6er9wch8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet50n8rm0

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nostr-dev.wellorder.net

Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2025-04-25 17:56:14

Políticos do PSOL tentando entrar nos Estados Unidos. https://video.nostr.build/e29f3c1b6a54fb31bf1c6768757df85627378bdaf8e9e8847267f81826d9d019.mp4

2025-03-11 16:31:40

Os comentários são foda. Huahuahuaa https://video.nostr.build/0c29fbbebd7903dd555a84d13f5266bb2b2ec1f92b81f9a89da4e7720a878606.mp4

2025-02-15 13:26:01

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Então pode ser um conhecido.

2025-01-16 18:41:56

Zé Droguinha tá puto. https://video.nostr.build/64bbcc6e5475176d56a201dd509c5f5ebe7fc5e9219c305a4e47ca1ea0d3059c.mp4

2024-12-27 21:44:04

https://image.nostr.build/20307d341c77f4c9fd637547ff9efa377174652d80ff388366871f366111da06.jpg

2024-12-23 13:28:35

Huahuahuaa https://image.nostr.build/e3128bfb953229cd2c7e934ee15d8c516edc578c1edd24c0ef4ff13edee74bc7.jpg

2024-12-20 18:53:25

https://video.nostr.build/a79dbcfcb0eeedcf40e0661b68e1fa8058d5aceb8875ce4993b382d1fcf2faae.mp4

2024-12-13 13:49:26

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2024-11-25 11:13:39

Duas enquadradas e o crime acaba. https://video.nostr.build/943c945484e3aa3326dab8a09ba349c3a32a4e723b254cb668e84de375f1d437.mp4

2024-11-01 15:31:04

https://video.nostr.build/521c192a38eba701429dd6d3a6d6c7ac40be7db73891e0d4427d4f7dffea3414.mp4

2024-10-26 14:03:00

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2024-10-24 12:01:49

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2024-10-09 22:37:22

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2024-09-24 00:48:59

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2024-09-22 00:12:12

Ultimamente, tudo é bet. https://image.nostr.build/ec2113b4c6649a6a08f0908040f294513473dd985db2be721acf636ea7fe0b68.jpg

2024-09-12 10:34:37

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Já sei quem é. Huahuahuaa

2024-09-12 02:23:18

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Quem é?

2024-09-07 21:57:12

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2024-09-07 18:01:50

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2024-09-07 01:02:58

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2024-09-06 00:43:17

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/81qesqx9.mp4

2024-09-03 20:23:55

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Você não vai acreditar, ele passou num concurso e agora usa o tempo livre pra te arrombar.

2024-09-03 18:39:46

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Mentira! Ele até fez de tudo pra ser promover, mas comeu o cu de quem não para de me responder.

2024-09-03 10:48:19

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Ele está exausto e descansou, agora come o cu de quem comentou.

2024-09-03 01:57:25

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2024-08-27 20:22:42

Qual a intenção dele? 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/f32ff8488d9d90d05bbc963bef459df736d58fb483a352a2894c2c1c3181ee7f.jpg

2024-08-23 19:04:47

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2024-08-17 12:02:34

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2024-08-11 14:28:37

Astronautas americanos retornando a Terra após missão bem sucedida no espaço
📍Washington, DC https://video.nostr.build/532c962c9a3d806ff4e8f8f22dc6a0ad02b3e86caa7e2b1f572a543a1a2ea8f1.mp4

2024-06-16 01:22:08

👀 https://video.nostr.build/603e9af7c5e06cbaca483b25b303688422f8c27105697a5bfc6e5eacdd08914d.mp4

2024-06-14 02:38:52

bicho sabe quando vê o mal https://video.nostr.build/c6a43c9fc94355a65cac404a33dc653a9e8d0c5ac92c70f620a31eaff8aad82f.mp4

2024-06-11 18:46:05

Admita https://video.nostr.build/49c78011ad982df7fc06d252e903986c7a107cdd930fcc9b7130328e1ff434e0.mp4

2024-06-11 15:39:30

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2024-06-10 18:57:57

Enquanto isso, no Big Brother de Portugal. https://video.nostr.build/090233a963bae7e68c02a9c51b53cc18bdfea7c2e808e0a4a2d3c8a1d9b299da.mp4

2024-06-06 00:43:13

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2024-05-31 23:30:41

🤔 https://video.nostr.build/6bb29091c28f10c208d68d5c350e8928ee681e80802f642b403dfa6950632a36.mp4

2024-05-27 12:31:19

Não acredito que conseguiram melhorar esse vídeo. https://video.nostr.build/31c25a1155d6c72346c7b2867b5cea47e73e0c635d840c20642db4b1aa919a23.mp4

2024-05-22 22:11:31

É por isso que o Bob sumiu https://video.nostr.build/a9d7910e2fab5374be10c93c884aa8bce12c8646185410f74a9df44a77498506.mp4

2024-05-22 02:27:59

https://video.nostr.build/305467a39e6d739bf2e20656850b1d0a69211d959b09539781fc69b1f0f83d53.mp4

2024-05-12 20:50:35

A base vem forte. https://video.nostr.build/ed182c9ee05eb9908396c84a7a1b1e564161531a50d748dba779ba8e385602bd.mp4

2024-05-09 02:33:25

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2024-05-04 02:09:10

Admita https://image.nostr.build/114e90646616bb975a0fc5774e7f796c6bdc80b7eb15688f68b6b9ee3a56dd1a.jpg

2024-05-03 21:07:34

Logo pra um PSOLista? https://video.nostr.build/9d9729644e206867aeffd1697361ef3cb64dda850063affaf09c337ff1404243.mp4

2024-05-02 20:42:48

Cabelo Gaymer https://video.nostr.build/cc0bb3153f2a164a6949bbe452edec30b95f20a31df452f2f1ddc1eb836ac4a7.mp4

2024-04-26 16:02:42

Eu chegando na manifestação pro cachorro joca. https://image.nostr.build/22f2bfb52abea08e427c964adf28c87e9d370b7c744ea34243a7069175246502.jpg

2024-04-18 15:33:29

Urgente: Ministro Alexandre de Moraes é agredido na portaria de condomínio por bolsonaristas de extrema-direita. Segundo informações, homens estavam de campana em frente ao prédio aguardando saída do ministro. https://video.nostr.build/9a661e0237167db2da7336b1b44c4ced049f38881059f81b304977dd8eec392a.mp4

2024-04-16 13:25:14

https://video.nostr.build/e7aee9346cac2280b38d9b2f6210e896e9ce4d877c5f09a7e50c4123587a0bbb.mp4

2024-04-15 21:11:59

Alunos de escola pública vão pra Harvard por criarem um aplicativo que ensina a dar o cu. https://video.nostr.build/2a738c6627e279dfb0fc5f77f5ec144ccc230786a7d134c15d61564a03066da7.mp4

2024-04-11 17:47:36

Admita https://image.nostr.build/adb51ed2b40c7a51dd7476eb35f1d821687566d921b3e6daed91583e9f7e00a0.jpg

2024-04-09 10:20:21

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Huahuahua

2024-04-08 13:51:59

https://image.nostr.build/bc773f6c7b4fe747dbe2a604eb57c48d4df2c618c7587c88530d6ea4ad4dc5f3.jpg

2024-04-08 11:54:20

Admita https://image.nostr.build/43daf9c8c42b158d568adc1beba6a5c523fc111a5e845ab740addbf656a31c2a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4dd9bea0b1e8ef2135ae1d90249ca6da3f26bce7f9056053d48188441625b9f4.jpg

2024-04-07 01:20:07

Do nada o Elão https://video.nostr.build/83c323f322c73eb705ed04c8ff8903358573ea3cefa195a7bc8846815ef39459.mp4

2024-04-05 22:44:56

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Huahuahua

2024-04-05 22:44:29

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2024-04-01 19:30:56

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2024-03-30 03:10:31

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2024-03-28 15:18:38

Imagens exclusivas de Lula e Macron na floresta amazônica https://video.nostr.build/37cc07dccd70fa0b29ef9448f6bb550f711e46cd4d060ea73231220477dff3fe.mp4

2024-03-27 12:42:43

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2024-03-27 11:53:18

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2024-03-27 10:28:21

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O que não é realidade?

2024-03-27 10:27:56

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Huahuahua

2024-03-26 14:43:38

Xandão (Cabeça de Piroca) e Alckmin (Ladrão de Merenda) saindo de um restaurante em Brasília. https://video.nostr.build/f6b24f867c834a2b8bf2ac2fb1a33b692d13efbdce944bc456b120f994d386b3.mp4

2024-03-23 13:58:35

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Huahuahua

2024-03-23 02:55:04

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Huahuahua

2024-03-22 13:06:36

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2024-03-19 13:51:55

Moleque quer morrer batendo punheta. Kkkkkk https://image.nostr.build/93559a5d51d2f02376d0117c3698b5dcc4180cfe80b1f04ea4e21c3d26afc7d5.jpg

2024-03-16 16:55:20

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Eu também huahuahuw

2024-03-13 23:10:47

https://video.nostr.build/9951f7bfd9c963ad71a6749bb246ef903818c6c2293ebeae68c8fec786b797ee.mp4

2024-03-12 12:00:21

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Vai ficar brocha

2024-03-11 01:57:12

É só não contratar. https://image.nostr.build/2f5a33f8af47fed0edf9c506fc03a1cb780e4bbc87a547a5a3b4ae58044f497e.jpg

2024-03-06 19:29:46

https://video.nostr.build/be418af054d883e06691550b841cbe9cf2cb81bb4995632dc18fd58ee5c200e0.mp4

2024-03-01 18:36:08

https://image.nostr.build/686c9c2466ae71b2f1fda34d85d0934eed755cb2e9b2666dd4802b16e8712106.jpg

2024-03-01 18:34:55

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Pra mim, todo dia é carnaval. Huahuahua

2024-02-20 16:18:01

Quando o cara gosta de fazer gol contra.
https://video.nostr.build/f0b666fa84b6d373e4ce4ba78ca3b8e4cb8d8d9b0ccbf67645c64103a452ef48.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=360x640&x=81af3bcbf7075509103f96c0b12af853a7a0d7594a0ff190d28330b4412ee3f8

2024-02-17 16:42:55

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2024-02-14 16:08:46

Carnaval no RJ
https://video.nostr.build/89b9be1ca6d8cc827addd792c549e235d29ba0fc03dd7d199856142e8364689d.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=480x854&x=9a6c89c5ed6c7662e6a6bd801296ce0e86d8dcf0ee7283baaece76590e5c7d2a

2024-02-07 21:32:41

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2024-02-07 00:44:26

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2024-02-02 20:36:44

Pesava 200kg, agora é só 160.
https://image.nostr.build/1a05ffd3a54c6585d54b136e12c659621cd1384a7d2f02826fd33007e6a8cd07.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=956x790&blurhash=%23rI%3B%23Pn6t7kWkWs%3AW%3BS1t74okDa%23oLofaeWUWAoe_NXSS2WBofRjjFoIaKMxn%2CofS1kCafn%24ocWC%25hWBn%24s.jFayjsWBbHt7jZaej%5BWUWBj%5Bayayn%24f5WVWBoeaea%23bIWV&x=eff1c72fa4b84de1b93d4ee2ee1667ba6803a009824f17829857a7d2392f3f7a

2024-01-29 14:20:43

Pra muita gente é a mesma coisa.
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2024-01-28 13:14:03

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2024-01-27 14:30:01

Esse Trezoitinho é foda. Huahuahua
#nevent1q…hpnh

2024-01-23 15:57:57

Como é que eu vou confiar numa pessoa assim?
https://video.nostr.build/7ce3fc273fbcca1c85140dde1edd23351a6c8c99c6a668637210cd4eca768b58.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=480x864&x=e0ea080909c7ec9559400f8f0dd767b76195d074e461c27b6d5c6c53420c8340

2024-01-21 12:21:16

Huahuahua
#nevent1q…hjxd

2024-01-16 02:00:15

Huahuahuahua
#nevent1q…rsk9

2024-01-14 18:54:24

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2024-01-12 21:09:47

Comia, foda-se!
#nevent1q…5ve8

2024-01-11 19:08:44

Olha a opção de profissão que dão no site do governo pra tirar o passaporte.
https://image.nostr.build/c3efdd4ce3a8e1eac8317295a340107a6cc3a49a3a24db8d0564fc71765f8b5d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=738x1468&blurhash=%5D2P%409I0000%7Eq0000M_%25NxuxvTx.9DiM%7BRjcso%7DVsRjt700xaWWj%5BkC%7D%40-oI%3AIUt7VsniIot7IUPANanixuay0Kx%5Ei_WBt7&x=3d867b53bfe5140416e69f76397e2fdfb5443494e90970fbde6e36472c374bad

2024-01-08 13:29:43

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2024-01-08 00:22:13

🤣🤣🤣
#nevent1q…fwmf

2023-12-31 19:32:49

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Já tá acontecendo. Tu vê um monte de gente depressiva, nunca vi consultórios de psicologia e psiquiatria tão cheios.

2023-12-31 19:09:52

Que em 2024 você tenha: a força desse banquinho e a fé desse cachorro.
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2023-12-29 14:33:03

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2023-12-29 14:32:15

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Porra, aí é foda.

2023-12-29 01:18:47

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2023-12-28 23:48:32

Huahuahua
#nevent1q…46c8

2023-12-24 12:51:28

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Huahuahua

2023-12-22 19:09:26

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2023-12-21 20:50:49

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Nem vi que tu também postou. Kkkkkkk