dankswoops

I'm just a regular everyday normal mother fucker.

Public Key

npub1yrkexvt88h6cgd32gdcfm55auuz6rw6c70xj478gcz6lstz5czvs9s77xh

NIP-57 Address

richrabbit4@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqszpmvnx9nnmavyxc4yxuya62w7wpdphdv08nf2lr5vpd0c932vpxgpzemhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skcqgkwaehxw309a38gcewddkx2mnyv9a82tnrdaksczlula

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Author Public Key

npub1yrkexvt88h6cgd32gdcfm55auuz6rw6c70xj478gcz6lstz5czvs9s77xh

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Last Notes

2025-04-04 03:07:05

NostrBama has got me in a good mood and I'm looking to share some hype.
The camera man in this track is Craig Lambton, the best wingsuiter in North America, maybe globally. On this track we did two disciplines on the same jump, free flying and xrw (cross relative work). To get relative after the first flow he slowed his descent to give me time to deploy and at the tail end he's flying on his back while I'm locked into his chest strap like a surf board.
https://m.primal.net/QDcM.mp4

2025-04-02 04:51:01

Everyone going to NostrBama, please reply yes or no to this thread on if you want to go skydiving. I have to reserve a plane and shake hands to line this event up so I need to know a head count for realsies.
So far only @npub16se…jdxk and @npub1ual…wmqx have said yes and everyone else hasnt said a word to me.
We do have one maybe, Im looking at you @npub1r8u…fjwl ;p
If youre on the fence, concerned about safety or nerves, please start a converation with me. Im an expert and a professional at the craft whos eager to share a good time with anyone interested. <3

2025-04-02 04:30:19

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new profile pic kinda spooky :o

2025-03-10 20:25:29

Painter spent 4 months painting the entire tarot card deck. He's raising money now to manifest this passion project. Please support his incredible work by sharing and considering buying a one of a kind set of cards. They make a great gift as well.
#note1nx6…lr2h

2025-01-22 18:12:49

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I'm willing to double to 10k SATs for 2 weeks if you want.

2025-01-18 20:32:59

I passed my month of supervised training, now I get my own semi truck. About 100 days left of teams before I go solo and get my first job making 6 figs. I'm feeling blessed that I can start rage buying B before we're priced out in 2028/9.

2024-10-15 16:32:21

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ESBuild compiles nostr-tools into nostr-tools.js. Background.js imports this file but you could cut the middle man and put tools inside background.js and compile it together. I'm unable to find proper documentation on how the logic of signEvent works.
I'm pretty sure I'm implementing this function wrong and that's all I need help with.
https://github.com/dankswoops/NostrKeyring/blob/a9d16a57567121c2090738203199b867e1c83f2d/extension/background.js#L9
I'm happy to put $100 of btc on it. To get the test environment setup, npm i, npm run build, put the extension into firefox using manifest json at about:debugging#/runtime/this-firefox
Then create a user profile, log into that user to pass the keys to background.js and now you should be able to edit bg.js, test a nip-07 signEvent login.
to retest: change the code, refresh the extension, log out then in of the user, and try to signEvent.
That's all you need to know dev on it.

2024-10-15 15:49:35

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hit me up, I'll give you context, its just the signEvent function in extension/background.is
everything else is working. maybe 97% is done and coded already

2024-10-10 01:55:48

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NostrKeyring.com is almost fully written and open source on my Github. Anyone reading this who wants a much better signer, please contribute.

2024-10-03 23:11:03

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@npub1hgv…9jnv

2024-10-02 04:03:57

https://m.primal.net/LIGP.png

2024-09-29 13:48:01

Good morning, Nostr. It's a beautiful time to believe in your convictions.

2024-09-29 13:34:47

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I tried to reach out to you a year ago, I truly believe I know the solution to bringing nostr to a new level and to the masses but still need help writing this code. It will come out sometime next year.

2024-09-22 02:02:50

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thank you for joining!

2024-09-21 23:28:59

#puffpuffpaint is real

2024-09-19 18:36:18

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https://m.primal.net/KvAI.png

2024-09-19 18:12:23

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Shaming people who never bought a asiq while shilling a joke machine that won't ever hit a block is wild.

2024-09-14 21:58:27

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Bookmarked, I would love to see this project takes off.

2024-09-11 15:23:58

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we've been using NotPrimal.lol its's better at uploads.

2024-09-09 21:31:44

@npub1q7w…m2vr "So, I'm like a day and a half ahead of you in time."
@npub1r8u…fjwl"You can't be over 24 hours ahead......................"
#OverHeardOnCornyChat

2024-09-09 20:48:38

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@npub1tx5…hd8g where are the mud flaps???

2024-09-09 15:45:30

Vitor and I are working on NIP-666, censorship and perma-ban. If you're not following my Web Of Trust, be warned.... 🤣

2024-09-09 01:50:05

Check out this desk ornament I found on amazon that just arrived. Now we're coding in style. 😎
https://m.primal.net/KkPW.jpg

2024-09-03 18:55:32

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When I test-net dev stuff, I love this. You might be able to pass all the auth stuff with a service like this.
https://temp-mail.org/en

2024-09-03 16:45:11

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'don't trust, verify'

2024-09-03 16:41:30

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Please upload source code onto github to audit. I love what you're saying but anyone who's smart enough to use this software wouldn't use compiled code without viewing the source.

2024-09-03 15:53:56

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Linux, Librewolf, Foss af

2024-09-03 15:18:25

I want to shout out @npub1qqq…rfkq and everyone who contributed to Rana.
Rana is a vanity nostr key miner written in rust that's the fastest code in its class. I'm currently farming a 10 character vanity npub (POW 40) at 230k-450k iterations per second and have a chance to mine my handle in 30-50 days.
You can learn more at:
https://www.github.com/grunch/rana
cmd:
./rana --vanity-n-prefix= your npub here

2024-09-01 17:23:52

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All nostr.build serves is media not text, so if it goes down, we just have broken media(kind 0, 1 pictures, audio, & videos) not the core text and all notes still work.
You'd have to solve global CDNs, and getting a different media handler wouldn't be no lesser evil because it's all just as centralized if Mystery-Owner-1 transfers it to Mystery-Owner-2. Maybe we offload all our images onto the relays but nostr won't scale any bigger if all new users have to pay upfront to post before they even learn conviction for the protocol.
I'm not trying to tell you you're completely wrong, it's just a really complex problem and hinting at things should change without proposing a solution/NIP doesn't move the wheel forward.
Keep thinking/learning about it all and maybe you'll end up contributing an important stepping stone later on.

2024-09-01 16:42:23

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No
1. the feds mostly control the tor exit node already, use tor in in Washington, DC and its real fast.
2. the protocols is already way too slow for that
3. there's no need, nostr.build is routed through cloudflair to mitigate csam. giving operators a safety blanket.
4. who's going to build that for free when everyone who can dev already has two plates full of projects?

2024-08-30 02:39:55

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I dig the notes, consider adding a few more relays so all your art doesn't get rugged from the protocol if this one shuts down/adopts goofy deletion rules.

2024-08-28 18:57:50

Nostr is the best thing that's happened to social media.
https://m.primal.net/KSHA.mp4

2024-08-27 17:11:37

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snort is dead. the webpage can't even load.

2024-08-27 04:05:40

Shots fired in corny chat. 🤣
https://m.primal.net/KOxx.jpg

2024-08-26 18:54:00

I had a epiphany on how to drastically improve nostr security. I'm going to put in some research and make a formal write up asap. Does anyone on here who will level with me have experience in manufacturing and distributing hardware devices?

2024-08-25 21:46:36

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What's the advantage of mastodon after being purple pilled?

2024-08-23 01:20:17

HARD
#note1jla…cw8t

2024-08-23 01:17:20

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I'm in Alabama, would love to chill one day

2024-08-22 19:31:58

oJKKQTx-NKoCZeVm7R3sp5mgCpuTGGCDS8AoWPFxHBM

2024-08-22 17:56:04

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the trick is you make a irrevocable trust that distributes wealth to them after they hit milestones of their own success. Like I'll match the fortune you made at 30, you get so much for having kids, metrics that incentivize them to walk their own fire and procreate to continue the trust. the halving works the same for raising value as it does for folking down descendants less coin but more value over time.

2024-08-22 03:51:01

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tigs told me you're a sky instructor while chatting on cornychat. I'm a xrw canopy pilot. Excited to follow you, m8

2024-08-20 03:03:50

😞
https://m.primal.net/KFKf.mp4

2024-08-17 19:17:03

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https://m.primal.net/KCZK.png

2024-08-17 19:14:55

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Replying to your video @npub1s33…252p

2024-08-17 19:11:49

Whitney Webb the journalist was involved with shilling the RAE or Rokfin Token. You can see she was pushing the whitepaper and value hyperlink on her brand website. It's been removed but you can still view it here at the bottom of her homepage:
https://web.archive.org/web/20230411005221/https://unlimitedhangout.com/
and you can see her face on their homepage
https://rokfin.com/
There's a lot of idolizing of her going on in this community and yes, she's done great journalism but she is not a maxi and you should question how much her values actually line up with her work.

2024-08-17 16:34:54

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https://m.primal.net/KCSq.jpg

2024-08-17 15:40:58

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I know the answer to on boarding 1/16th of the population onto btc,LNG,nostr and I'm working on it non stop, I'm struggling to pay my bills and work the 10+ hour shifts required to solo build the code but with in 3-6 months the MVP will be live.

2024-08-17 05:19:22

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https://m.primal.net/KCAI.jpg

2024-08-17 05:15:13

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you'll be doing push ups until april 16th 2025, that's when it hits 100k. i like what your doing

2024-08-17 05:05:04

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https://m.primal.net/KBzr.jpg

2024-08-17 04:05:41

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@npub1e3m…qvr5
@npub15u3…05rq
@npub12gu…fle6
Dan - npub16e3vzr7dk2uepjcnl85nfare3kdapxge08gr42s99n9kg7xs8xhs90y9v6

2024-08-17 03:59:19

@npub1yx6…7kza I'm on CornyChat and I'm pumped!
This shit rocks, just gave you a star on github
Also seth is building Zap.Cooking, Check it all out.
https://m.primal.net/KByE.png

2024-08-17 00:20:00

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Everyone thinks of Clerks but don't forget mallrats...

2024-08-16 19:25:02

😏
https://m.primal.net/KBiq.mp4

2024-08-16 18:09:12

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you beat me to it, lad

2024-08-16 18:05:42

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you raised him right.

2024-08-16 17:50:52

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I couldn't hear him over all the dick riding he's doing.

2024-08-15 20:41:50

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kratter got that big brain,
smash

2024-08-15 17:07:32

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As a single nostr dev, I'm lucky to figure it out once a week. Rubbing alcohol kills the pit BO. Once I got a biddy again or I'm doing business, I do it daily.

2024-08-15 15:53:09

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I created TF2Huds
https://www.tf2huds.com/
and SwoopsHud
https://github.com/dankswoops/SwoopsHud
My loadout cost more than a cheap car. kinda wish I bough the dip instead but not all the time. I don't play anymore because I'm coding this app non stop but damn it will always be my favorite.

2024-08-15 03:39:27

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Followed because nerd and MEDIC TF2!!!!!!!

2024-08-15 03:21:24

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That's a first round draft pick

2024-08-15 03:19:01

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No thanks, I don't smoke mETH.

2024-08-15 03:17:32

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Can I get a repost by a pogchamp? @npub1lrn…qnw5

2024-08-15 03:13:46

https://m.primal.net/Jzuv.jpg
my first: GN Nostr 🌙

2024-08-15 03:12:43

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https://m.primal.net/Jzuv.jpg
Your antics inspired this meme.

2024-08-15 02:53:14

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It's dakota, you don't have to be shy. 😈

2024-08-15 02:49:38

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worth any difficulty adjustment

2024-08-14 21:49:02

You wake up tomorrow and Nostr became Tinder,
Which bitcoiners are you swiping right on? 🍑 🥵
All of this notes ⚡ go to the best answer

2024-08-14 20:27:37

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Nostr can be a btc echo chamber. Learning about Gloria, her pressures, and her perspective was my favorite part.

2024-08-14 20:24:47

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I love his ultra conviction, right or wrong, dudes like this progress the world.

2024-08-14 20:23:09

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I still got a lot of troubleshooting ahead, got to start truck driving to financially survive/ fund this idea into reality but I'm working on nostr layer 2. Hoping to go public with it in 3 to 6 months.

2024-08-14 01:52:48

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hell yeah

2024-08-14 01:24:34

(memes i can't post on other social medias and people understand)
part 2
#note1ntj…klds

2024-08-14 01:22:40

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🤣 😂

2024-08-14 01:19:06

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I have no clue who you are but glad you joined the free speech protocol. welcome!

2024-08-13 17:03:58

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It's all for you Corn.
https://m.primal.net/JybH.mp4

2024-08-12 17:05:31

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nostr wouldn't be nostr without the shitposting

2024-08-12 17:02:20

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https://m.primal.net/JxTD.gif

2024-08-10 12:46:03

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Will plays runescape, you won't get him with the oldest trick in the book.

2024-08-10 12:44:23

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The girl is the background is a psyop, she's too fine to be a cop.

2024-08-10 12:28:28

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Gottem

2024-08-10 12:27:04

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some notes should never die. have you seen that "save the devs" video? its timeless and nostr users 100+years from now would still zap that, whereas random thought notes could easily die. When I used Snort, I loved deleting my old notes or when I over shared. Now on primal, there's no option. adding a slider to notify the relay that this is a banger or an engagement metric along with a uniform request to delete button across all clients would free up tons of relay space.

2024-08-10 12:15:20

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the better solution seems to add toggle UI to each client that adds when the users is okay with notes deleting

2024-08-09 20:21:38

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btw NVK, this no slight on you, I admire you and your teams work.

2024-08-09 20:20:08

I have two big concerns about how Dark Skippy Attack could leak your BTC seed phrase. Since Cold Card is the best cold storage, I'm directing it mainly towards this device.
During the 2024 Nashville Shitcoin Conference, the largest vendor was selling ColdCard Qs out of the box. I'm pretty sure they sold a few units, and this would have made a perfect vessel for Dark Skippy. This didn’t surprise me, as almost none of the vendors knew of or used Nostr and were shilling garbage to get sats out of you.
My main concern in making this post is: if I can manage to hijack ColdCard's website and sign mal-firmware with your signing key, not only could I swap the firmware download file, but your PGP keys are on the same website. @npub1az9…m8y8 , you've made it difficult but not impossible for an attacker to ruin the Cold Card brand by injecting Dark Skippy or a form of it into the mix. A really smart attacker would write a variation that allows them to gather enough seed phrases to either strike when they hit a BTC goal or mass dump wallets the moment Cold Card rings the bell of a security breach.
My proposal to fix this is the good old-fashioned Web of Trust. Make an MD5 or SHA1 hash of each new firmware update and share the hash on NOSTR, Twitter, Meta, and other large platforms. There's no possible way someone could compromise all these centralized giants and an NSEC based around posting firmware hashes at the same time, and then all users could easily validate your firmware without fear.
Also, NVK, please advise us/repost with the answer: If Dark Skippy is already installed on a Cold Card and we update the firmware, does that remove all the malware?
I'm well-studied, but I'm not an authority on cybersecurity, so I'm very open to discussion on why this is wrong, but I'm confident this is worth turning into an open discussion for all Bitcoiners to ponder their device's security.
For reference: https://coldcard.com/downloads/q1
Also, there are 25 commas worth of possible NSECs for considering Web of Trust distribution security.

2024-08-09 19:30:33

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Is WoS open source, where can I see the code? I love your work, it was my first lng wallet and I on-boarded many people before it was banned in the US. Hoping to learn more about how you wrote this.

2024-08-09 02:06:47

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Hey, Ron. I'm building a nostr client. Currently troubleshooting Followers.tsx component. Could you please follow me, even if just for a week, so I can troubleshoot followers above 5 digits.

2024-08-08 03:34:36

@npub1tx5…hd8g🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️
https://m.primal.net/JrxB.mp4

2024-08-06 23:01:44

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No but I'm a dev building nostr layer 2 and I run all three nodes.

2024-08-06 21:25:05

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My best friend and I are all in now too.

2024-08-06 21:09:33

I don't wanna do this no mo 😭 😭
#note1xxs…psfu

2024-08-06 19:17:25

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I watched all of this and this video slaps.

2024-08-06 15:15:23

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👏

2024-08-06 15:02:29

Let's be honest, NIP-05 is a scam.
Outside of jb55's contribution of relay management, the only use case for this goofy checkmark is on legacy nostr and even then it holds no weight. You might argue it's cheap but not to the poorest people in the world. Nostr should be free and for everyone. 'pay to win' mechanics should be frowned upon if you truly believe in Libre/FOSS.

2024-08-06 01:06:56

#note1hja…qel6
Welp, not as well as i thought, lol. I'll start testing events on a throw away nsec before we make this mistake again.
https://m.primal.net/JpUd.png

2024-08-06 01:03:28

Hi, Nostr! I wanted to update you from this new client I'm building, things are going well and the code is developing faster than expected. 🤠
#NostrLayer2

2024-08-05 19:52:50

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Dakota is inspirational, he's an all on bitcoin, he never compromised his dreams and pursed a life of passion his entire life, and he's the kindest person I've had the pleasure of knowing.

2024-08-05 17:56:38

https://m.primal.net/JpBb.jpg
💎🤲⏰ = Diamond Hands Time

2024-08-03 19:25:45

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where can I get a high res of this photo?