Zettour

I just want to grill.

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Last Notes

2024-11-06 14:16:02

Trump defended seed oils in his victory speech. Only notable thing.
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2024-09-13 17:47:08

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2024-09-10 01:15:18

I've officially lost track of what all these independent power levels do. Doesn't help that they're translated inconsistently between chapters.
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2024-09-06 21:39:33

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@npub16kx…6fs8 I hadn't heard of this one, seems fun from the first few chapters, thanks.

2024-09-06 00:51:33

Demoman is Aryan
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2024-09-06 00:26:28

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😱
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2024-09-05 06:26:11

She's such a sweet talker
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2024-09-03 01:58:04

Guys, I think he fucked up
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2024-08-19 17:03:29

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@npub1f7t…3yrk Why should Russia care that he had a picture of a 17 year old when their age of consent is 16?

2024-08-15 16:38:00

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@npub1dph…t7jj June 5th-13th was the intended mission length. Now they're saying it could be 8 months.

2024-08-15 01:38:52

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@npub1dzx…ea5g If you ever see a toilet paper roll pulled out and hanging in the bowl disgustingly it's probably someone who didn't want to break the ripping prohibition but is more strict than "look away and it doesn't count".

2024-08-15 01:30:31

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@npub16kx…6fs8 Stop being so passive. REQUIRE it.

2024-08-12 03:55:15

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@npub16kx…6fs8 Blondie will beat the snot out of you, but tomboy looks like she'd use a knife.

2024-08-10 05:56:28

Dragons are not mofumofu, this manga is false advertising
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2024-08-09 18:29:00

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@npub1vu2…pvq5 I couldn't if I wanted to

2024-08-05 05:18:52

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@npub1u6d…wnfn How about kneepits?

2024-08-03 16:36:47

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@npub19eg…46k0 @npub12ls…8llh Fry Cook Cuck

2024-08-03 01:37:56

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@npub16vy…54ml It could actually be a good move. Frees her up to strongly criticize Israel for votes while he strongly supports Israel for votes. They can be entirely schizophrenic with signalling and win.

2024-08-02 22:39:08

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@npub1lw8…8pw8 Just invade Poland, things fall into place after that

2024-08-02 20:50:58

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Getting a multibillion dollar international loan with a shady shell company to save forex fees. What could go wrong?
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2024-08-02 20:44:07

MLF Laundering
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2024-08-02 14:25:40

It's kind of crazy we restarted the Cold War but nobody actually cared to try to avoid that result.

2024-08-01 16:58:43

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@npub1hn2…j742 3D printing nonstandard replacement parts for people who buy this?

2024-07-30 16:31:41

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@npub16kx…6fs8 The dark curry you reposted is Golden Curry made by following instructions on the box, it's very easy and widely available. I recommend the spicy variety.

2024-07-30 02:33:46

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@npub1msm…0dqu Sounds like "a Christian" to me.

2024-07-30 02:29:03

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@npub1tvd…92tv That's fake, but this model is real
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2024-07-29 17:04:28

WIDE TURNS
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2024-07-28 22:04:23

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@npub13ha…7epg @npub1wg0…t0yf Should have announced Unified People's Republic of Korea

2024-07-21 14:27:19

The headmaster challenged the entire world to a duel on her behalf. 😂
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2024-07-18 01:03:53

This monster fucking manga is very scientific
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2024-07-15 18:08:29

Hey babe, send me your 3 sizes. Not your tits, I want your cranial circumference.
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2024-07-14 03:29:54

Cute couple, too bad the translation team quit a year ago
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2024-07-13 03:03:06

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2024-07-13 01:39:35

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@npub1pt8…pa3e I'll have to read that one first then, thanks for letting me know. There wasn't much indication in the first chapter it was a spinoff.

2024-07-13 01:20:52

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@npub1pt8…pa3e Different one, both human. Akuyuu no Ore ga Ponkotsu Kishi wo Miterarenai nda ga, Dou Sewa wo Yakya Ii?: Madome Gaiden An Archdemon's (Friend's) Dilemma: How to Babysit a Crybaby Knight
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2024-07-12 16:32:57

Sorcerer x Clumsy Holy Knight romance, this will be cute
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2024-07-11 17:28:16

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@N.Morgan@minds.com Not if you crush the opposition sufficiently.

2024-07-08 03:51:31

100 chaptersin and beating up messenger birds remains hilarious
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2024-06-27 15:05:53

Swiftflation wasn't enough to save us, we are doomed.
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2024-06-21 15:45:01

Cultivation stories are fun, but I really wish there was a standard ordering to the power levels sometimes. It gets confusing following multiple stories at a time when they have the same rankings but swapped around.
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2024-06-15 18:01:58

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@npub14jd…p7pv The real truth is he just had a quick trigger finger, no bump stock required.

2024-06-14 05:42:20

Thinking about a weird mask party I went to. 90% sure it was supposed to become a sex party but I happened to ruin it by being invited accidentally.
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2024-06-08 18:18:39

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2024-06-07 01:43:14

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@npub1aet…uf5f No, that's weird. A normal person would use the Mega-Condom™️ instead. (Also secured by the balls)
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2024-06-07 01:33:01

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@npub1aet…uf5f Thanks, Svantovit.

2024-05-30 23:05:11

Historians were wrong yet again. They doubted Homer's account and said the Mycenaeans used just leather armor. Even after they found an intact armor in a grave.
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2024-05-24 15:20:50

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@npub1lh5…n08y Wasn't Warski moving to Portugal? Did he get kicked out of the country?

2024-05-18 00:16:47

Bought some Kool-Aid Bursts, I think they were called something else when I was a kid, but the packaging is the same. Needed something sugary to soothe my throat since I have been coughing.
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2024-05-17 01:52:35

Plato was correct about writing, makes everyone dumber

2024-05-16 19:02:19

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@npub159f…vg75 The leading cause of death among wagies is drowning in their Scrooge McDuck vaults.
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2024-04-08 03:10:43

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@npub1x70…cxkp I forgot what the joke was intended to be, and that's for the best

2024-04-04 03:22:52

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@npub1nep…5gyq If soy is the protein source it's slightly less effective than whey in the same quantity because of the amino acid profile. Also, your dick will fall off.

2024-03-28 03:11:13

NO. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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2024-03-28 00:41:58

Guy at work used "falling on your own sword" incorrectly and it took immense effort not to go into a lengthy history lesson.
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2024-03-27 03:01:35

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@npub135j…vj4p I enjoyed the moon episode ages ago, had no idea there were more releases.

2024-03-24 01:22:33

I drink Peaches n Cream monster because I am a Peaches n Cream Monster
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2024-03-20 22:03:27

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@npub1kf7…4qtl @npub12d4…erfl @npub1dkf…z4wz That's like saying One Piece isn't pro-pirate because you haven't watched it and piracy is against the law.

2024-03-20 19:59:25

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@npub1kf7…4qtl @npub12d4…erfl @npub1dkf…z4wz They were portrayed in a positive light overall. I don't understand why you're making up things about a franchise and characters you don't know anything about.

2024-03-20 13:50:04

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@npub1kf7…4qtl @npub12d4…erfl @npub1dkf…z4wz You don't have much understanding of the series. The devils aren't just evil baddies to kill, they're actual characters.
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2024-03-20 04:49:26

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@npub12d4…erfl @npub1dkf…z4wz In clockwise order: Chainsaw Man has a giant lesbian harem of devils near the end. One Piece has tons of trannies and gays (increasingly positive depictions over time, so they went from hilarious caricatures to drawing women and saying they are men). Fire Punch has a tranny major character. I'm not sure what the bottom right is supposed to be, but I'd bet money there's some sort of sodomy involved since it is last.
There's a lot of gay shit in Japanese media, you eventually just learn to ignore it like a hobo asking for change.

2024-03-15 04:05:20

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@npub1za6…yk33 I probably also don't need the stack of obsolete phones, but you never know.

2024-03-13 00:18:37

This tells me nuclear security is not particularly tight. That cat is also doomed. Hexavalent chromium.
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2024-03-11 06:13:55

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@npub19g0…qjkx I'm not going to do what a man in a dress tells me, cracker.

2024-03-05 01:31:01

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@npub1msm…0dqu I never thought I would be siding with Gay Furry Hackers, we live in strange times.

2024-03-02 00:39:13

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2024-02-09 23:48:01

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@npub1z0t…2ela @npub17ck…8txk It's PVC so you won't be able to use except on flat surfaces
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2024-02-01 00:56:36

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@npub19ve…70w6 @npub1msm…0dqu Family member has a $10,000 luxury fridge (came with the house) that is a complete piece of shit. Makes roughly 2 icecubes per hour and is horribly designed functionally in all ways.

2024-01-12 01:17:28

@npub1ecj…fchy
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2024-01-04 03:39:49

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@npub1wfv…yfp8 @npub1us9…guep Offer a couple grand and a plane ticket, half of Gaza would be out on the next available flight.

2023-11-02 20:30:29

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@npub1w48…hper I had to explain to someone that microwave ovens don't have a heating elements like an oven last week, so this is especially funny.

2023-10-28 05:06:46

@npub12ke…x26q generate All in a hot and copper sky, The bloody Sun, at noon, Right up above the mast did stand, No bigger than the Moon.

2023-10-28 04:59:39

@npub12ke…x26q generate All three elves in the room jumped in surprise when the jewelry box gave out a high-pitched yell. It suddenly sprang to life and moved along its small legs towards the edge of the counter, trying to get away from the terrifying creature that had caught onto its identity. However, Keira’s hands deftly grabbed it by the sides, denying its attempts at escaping.

2023-10-28 02:09:56

@npub12ke…x26q generate confused cute villainess

2023-10-20 17:51:12

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@npub15qp…pdm7 I am concerned that "After therapy" is simply assumed as an option but laughed at 'get a job you bum' being the real solution here
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2023-10-14 00:03:12

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@npub177p…v24h Stunning and brave.

2023-10-13 02:23:26

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@npub1lkn…j46l Do I need to go to the Office of Eugenics to go to the brothel? I'm a bit puzzled by how this would mesh together.

2023-10-10 22:10:31

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@npub1wfv…yfp8 @npub14hs…u796 @npub1rtp…9k2e @npub1khq…6n2t Congress doesn't stop because someone is fired or dies, duties just go to next guy in line who does it even more half assed because it's a very temporary position.

2023-09-23 15:18:46

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@npub16hm…nafj @npub1t4s…ud4h Libby or Freading through your library is the best legal option. For piracy Libgen + Undernet's #bookz only fails to provide the most obscure titles, then just use whatever reading app you like the interface of best.
Notable mention is OpenLibrary, interface is garbage due to everything being pdf scans but they sometimes have the most obscure things that noone else does. They're also pseudo-legal.

2023-09-23 02:09:02

Female mangaka draw the most brutally.
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2023-09-16 04:59:35

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1s6c…eftm @npub1mtk…ka52 @npub1y2d…7klk @npub1j9a…w0qq @npub1730…swsu @npub1cus…6dl8 @npub1php…6l98 @npub1agd…ep8c @npub13xh…9x2y It's not a lie, they just didn't know better. The Japanese reproduce solely by slipping on banana peels onto women and all the photographic evidence is pixelated.

2023-09-14 03:35:52

God help me. I want the Indian to become president so I can see which way the FBI decides is best to assassinate him for trying to revoke their existence.

2023-09-09 05:47:41

🤮
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2023-09-09 05:10:00

I love that our protagonist blew up the world's first fusion power plant over a personal grudge and to make his coal plant more profitable. The Chinese are next level with Might Makes Right.
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2023-09-09 04:33:40

😢
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2023-09-08 23:56:03

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@npub1q6d…jp4r It's a limited edition showpiece.

2023-09-08 04:19:30

💀
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2023-09-06 03:25:22

Koreans and japs may have a firm lead on creativity and complex plots in webtoons, but the Chinese are miles ahead with booba.
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2023-09-04 14:30:06

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@npub1lka…jeym What happens is time efficiency and breakfast.

2023-08-29 16:07:44

Trains don't exist and there are lots of guns. She was just isekaied to America.
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2023-08-27 17:03:38

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@npub140w…su0k Leave Me Alone - I Want to Enjoy Cheat Life with My Familiar
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2023-08-27 15:59:19

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Trying to get the big boob aura to rub off on her.
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2023-08-27 15:45:20

100% orc sausages.
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2023-08-25 22:36:03

I feel bad for the female knight who is forced to break so many hearts this way.
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2023-08-24 03:05:17

Sharpened my kitchen knives. Life changing.
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2023-08-24 02:22:25

Just do it
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2023-08-21 05:45:05

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Dark Dragons of Darkness can be fed strawberries as a substitute for blood.
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2023-08-21 05:38:40

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Her social re-debut did not go as planned.
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2023-08-21 05:26:41

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Just an average tea party
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2023-08-21 05:15:24

She was isekaied minutes ago and she's already turned the haunted mansion into a cozy home. Very efficient.
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2023-08-18 16:53:42

Have psych meds EVER done anything effectively other than putting people in a stupor?
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