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2024-11-12 06:26:12

So, I guess all those people were going to stay on Twitter if Harris won...?

2024-11-09 16:39:44

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@npub1mm3…ft6j A new high score!

2024-11-08 13:59:20

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@npub1mm3…ft6j literally saw someone on Facebook say they voted for Trump because he was the best choice but he's "not a Trump supporter." 🤡

2024-11-08 13:53:41

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@npub1mm3…ft6j oooo, where did he get so much industrial grade copium? I could use some of that right now!

2024-11-08 05:55:39

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@npub1mm3…ft6j So disappointing they couldn't find good quality essential produces like... celery, lmao

2024-11-03 12:24:12

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@npub1mm3…ft6j it's crazy to me that Trump's body guard is named Matthew Calamari Snr. and I'm just now hearing about it.

2024-11-01 03:54:31

"I know absolutely nothing about mediation."
"This LLM I chat with is an expert in mediation and knows so much!"
Lmao, how would you know if it was giving you brilliant advice or mediation advice madlibs?
This same person earlier in the interview, ~"maybe it's just the Silicon Valley people I hang out with, but I think we're on the brink of a huge leap in AI."
It's the people you hang out with.

2024-10-30 22:22:46

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@npub1mm3…ft6j lmao, some of those door knockers definitely told people to vote for Harris.

2024-10-30 22:16:59

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@npub1mm3…ft6j and picked a running mate who is equally good if not better than she is at it.

2024-10-30 12:48:21

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I use Mailgun's free tier.

2024-10-25 19:32:27

@npub1mm3…ft6j Based on what you've told me I can only assume this is made in Spain. It is the least spicy thing labeled "spicy" I have ever eaten.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/113/369/726/719/566/658/original/34536bf08c62d328.jpg

2024-10-23 17:45:12

Disgusting. Yet another reason I avoid United when I fly domestic. Every air nozzle I could see from my seat was like this.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/113/357/980/348/876/546/original/90dbf8da098c3466.jpg

2024-10-19 13:18:29

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I don't know what you're talking about. He could clearly hear the music playing.

2024-10-17 17:45:43

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Grunkle Stan would definitely be a sov-cit and wouldn't vote.

2024-10-14 11:49:23

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I looked around but haven't found one so far. It does seem like a smaller male to me though.

2024-10-14 01:09:55

Any entomologists on Mastodon that can help me out?
About a month ago I took a pic of our "pet" spider that lives in our indoor plants. Today I noticed that the spider in the web has a significantly smaller abdomen.
Is this a mate? The same spider gone through some transformation? Feel free to speculate wildly if you aren't an entomologist.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/113/303/105/831/679/011/original/d18a5eec818f31ea.jpg
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/113/303/105/923/362/122/original/5b139f2052912e9a.jpg

2024-09-16 11:55:21

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@npub1mm3…ft6j They should be in jail.

2024-09-16 11:55:21

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@npub1mm3…ft6j They should be in jail.

2024-09-15 16:20:50

I HATE CANDY!

2024-09-13 19:10:01

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@npub1mm3…ft6j "I can't tell my supporters what to do. Do I look like a leader to you?"

2024-09-07 12:54:10

Lots of useful information here
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/113/096/369/586/168/270/original/d674719de07d67bd.jpg
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/113/096/369/757/471/013/original/3b0f016cbce141b7.jpg

2024-09-07 12:54:10

2024-09-04 12:21:31

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@npub1mm3…ft6j just yell it louder. He probably didn't hear you the first time.

2024-08-25 14:23:43

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@npub1mm3…ft6j "How dare they depict me as not working hard" he thinks to himself while teeing off for the Nth time during campaign season.

2024-08-16 16:23:53

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@npub1mm3…ft6j
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/972/623/554/471/996/original/0a7da19e5aa0b370.png

2024-08-14 15:38:33

The way the lettuce banner slooowly lowers behind Liz Truss while she continues oblivious is just comedically perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvTtr5JfoMo

2024-08-13 14:11:41

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I thought people were exaggerating , but he sounds really bad here.
https://www.tiktok.com/@underthedesknews/video/7402437834017230111

2024-08-07 22:59:01

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Probably should have just said, "less than 300 supporters."

2024-08-07 14:15:02

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@npub1mm3…ft6j GOP operatives can see anything if they look hard enough. Even made up weaknesses!

2024-08-06 15:13:09

I'm just really enjoying all the positivity around the next presidential administration. Feels good.

2024-08-06 13:32:56

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@npub1mm3…ft6j
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/915/328/206/216/946/original/6e94aea5f7f01036.png

2024-08-03 14:57:01

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_EJ3DyiiA
They absolutely beat the shit out of cars on that channel and it can be pretty fun to watch even if it is gratuitous.

2024-08-01 18:25:45

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Which Olympics?

2024-07-31 18:16:22

Nicely done once again, Illinois.
https://www.npr.org/2024/07/31/nx-s1-5040451/illinois-makes-mandatory-anti-union-meetings-illegal

2024-07-31 13:41:44

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Sources say it's changed a lot but they haven't kept up with those changes. Hence the ass kicking.

2024-07-31 03:56:35

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I haven't seen any clips of Trump rallies with people as enthusiastic as that audience. Not even the RNC was that excited.

2024-07-30 02:13:41

John Oliver called Vance "great lakes Ron Desantis" and that seems to really nail it.

2024-07-22 16:08:48

Hey, remember Ron Desantis? Me neither, lol.

2024-07-21 20:02:57

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@npub1mm3…ft6j The computer version of "Trust me bro"

2024-07-19 17:15:18

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@npub1mm3…ft6j That's why god made VMs

2024-07-12 13:54:00

The real constitutional crisis is the Supreme Court we made along the way.

2024-07-10 20:28:14

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Something, something Microsoft Activation Scripts: https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts

2024-07-08 14:37:01

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@npub1mm3…ft6j If there's one thing I've learned about cheap technology it's that you almost always get what you pay for. If Google and Apple could make great phones for less than $200 then they absolutely would.

2024-07-02 10:31:53

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@npub1mm3…ft6j PFFFFF come on!

2024-06-29 18:47:14

Hell yes. Now do this to every golf course.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/701/396/325/970/314/original/65e1533057260f31.png

2024-06-24 13:45:32

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Some real Rick Sanchez energy here

2024-06-18 12:13:54

Accidental visual clickbate.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/637/564/136/349/570/original/0b030c73dbd6c713.png
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/637/564/267/396/353/original/c11f92be75daad71.png

2024-06-17 11:10:45

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I was hoping Light phones would gradually get more affordable as they grew a customer base and scaled up. But holy hell I'm not paying $800 for what now appears to be just a less convenient smart phone.

2024-06-15 21:51:36

*When you take your kids to see a movie and there's a trailer for a Mufasa origins story*
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/622/848/905/580/783/original/2ccbbc53a666d11a.mp4

2024-06-12 14:39:28

Facebook is so bizarre now. WTF is this even?
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/604/162/764/173/255/original/2020e8632a4abef8.png

2024-06-11 11:26:35

https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/597/742/007/566/691/original/e907673ac906db2e.jpg

2024-06-11 11:22:10

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@npub1mm3…ft6j In less than six months they'll be adding his Grok AI to Teslas (if he's still CEO there). Just watch.

2024-06-10 23:32:34

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Spoiler alert: they have done nothing to mitigate the risk.

2024-06-08 11:13:48

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@npub1mm3…ft6j TIL Tim Burton didn't direct The Nightmare Before Christmas.

2024-06-07 17:39:20

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Yeah, especially when you can just read his crazy paper where he explains that math is wrong and 1x1=2
https://tcotlc.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/OTOET_PREVIEW_055_SEPTEMBER_29_2020.pdf

2024-06-06 11:30:18

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@npub1mm3…ft6j They want to launch Windows 12 without the feature but they need to make sure people hate Windows 11 enough to move on.

2024-05-30 19:21:58

Good.
Rockford Area Pride Parade bans uniformed police officers from participating https://www.mystateline.com/news/local-news/rockford-area-pride-parade-bans-uniformed-police-officers-from-participating/

2024-05-30 14:25:47

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@npub1mm3…ft6j lmao

2024-05-30 13:25:57

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I didn't know Hitler played CS.

2024-05-30 11:34:03

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Agreed. It was really immersion breaking when lisan al gaib drank that Coke right before he peeled out in his Dodge Challenger.

2024-05-24 13:11:47

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@npub1mm3…ft6j To be fair, running with scissors does have a history of improving blood flow.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/496/234/056/167/767/original/1aa380cd14eb6ab3.png

2024-05-24 12:23:04

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Just saw this crowd funding project yesterday: https://www.crowdsupply.com/modos-tech/modos-paper-monitor

2024-05-23 21:17:47

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I'm just waiting for the first DDoS attack on one of these LLMs where a botnet enters prompts like these on a huge scale.

2024-05-18 12:57:46

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@npub1mm3…ft6j lol, I was not aware of that one. Nice trading fascist facts with you this morning!

2024-05-09 12:11:15

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I want some of that technology
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/411/061/392/576/286/original/b02a8c68a10ad57b.png

2024-05-05 12:21:52

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@npub1mm3…ft6j It's bad publicity, but the vast majority of these are tiny island nations or territories. I don't think they care if the Pope can play Helldivers 2.

2024-05-01 12:01:17

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@npub1mm3…ft6j My problem has always been the Linux uninstall process. It will happily install any program you want... somewhere. Or somewheres.

2024-04-30 03:15:56

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@npub1mm3…ft6j "I think we need more barricades, guys."
Lmao, I guess she thought leaving that bit in would make her sympathetic?

2024-04-25 12:13:09

You don't have to "Well, duh" everyone who is discovering police brutality this week. I went to observe BLM protests in my city a few years ago and it was an eye opening experience to witness injustice first hand rather than just hearing about it. It's like a twisted version of the lucky 10,000.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/112/331/796/525/129/482/original/ffa7addd7faf8a6d.png

2024-04-24 16:18:46

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@npub1mm3…ft6j it makes you *feel* like you're on the cutting edge of technology.

2024-04-20 08:09:46

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@npub1mm3…ft6j He's just acting in solidarity with his party:
https://www.businessinsider.com/house-conservatives-fart-team-freedom-mike-johnson-gop-2024-4

2024-04-19 12:11:11

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@npub1mm3…ft6j kind of weird that they don't name which three "far right Republicans" are causing the problems.

2024-04-13 12:26:17

I said WTF out loud multiple times while watching the Conan O'Brien Hot Ones episode. Was legitimately worried for Conan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FALlhXl6CmA

2024-03-17 13:52:52

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I have one. It does brake harder than a gas car. I believe it's tracked by an accelerometer so smooth braking is "good braking". But taking your foot off an accelerator in an electric car in the most efficient modes causes an initial jolt when it switches from motor to generator. Not saying everyone is a good driver, but it is at least partially driven by the dumb way they measure it.

2024-03-17 00:47:07

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@npub1mm3…ft6j the problem I've seen in the Bolt subreddit is electric cars regenerative braking gets counted as "hard braking" even though that's normal behavior and not indicative of bad driving.

2024-03-17 00:47:07

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@npub1mm3…ft6j the problem I've seen in the Bolt subreddit is electric cars regenerative braking gets counted as "hard braking" even though that's normal behavior and not indicative of bad driving.

2024-03-07 16:28:05

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@npub1mm3…ft6j apparently not. Mine didn't. I expected to at least get an email though but that didn't happen either.

2024-03-07 13:55:01

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@npub1mm3…ft6j it might be worth using announcement admin tool for instance wide news like this.

2024-03-04 15:53:38

Opened a support case for work this morning. The first engineer I chatted with asked me a few questions and asked me to gather some data. He went off shift and the next engineer sent me an email that I'm 90% sure is just Gen AI with a bunch of repetitive precise prompts and vaguely useful sounding steps if you don't know what you're doing.

2024-03-02 01:06:52

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@npub1mm3…ft6j executives at Microsoft asked for it.

2024-02-29 18:05:02

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@npub1mm3…ft6j lmao, no way Truth Social is worth $3.3B

2024-02-28 14:47:03

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@npub1mm3…ft6j That seems like a much more viable lawsuit waiting to happen than the NYT/OpenAI one.

2024-02-20 12:55:25

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@npub1mm3…ft6j is there still no way to control where you are in the video?

2024-02-09 15:24:32

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@npub1mm3…ft6j in 20 years we'll be talking about search engines like people now talk about Bulletin Board Systems

2024-02-07 21:51:51

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Plot twist: Taylor leaked it to distract from her suing elonjet guy.

2024-02-07 03:42:11

Now that my Twitter feed is officially dead I don't need to be tied to Twidere. Give me your best Mastodon app suggestions for Android.

2024-02-06 13:49:54

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Hello Barbara

2024-01-31 19:09:55

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@npub1mm3…ft6j I just downloaded 70GB while I was eating lunch.

2024-01-31 14:05:36

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Tesla is valued like a tech company with Elon as the "founder genius" archetype. He is (was?) their greatest marketing tool. If he were to step away from Tesla the stock would plummet. They're worried about losing their golden boy.
Tesla: ~$600B market cap and 1.23m cars sold in 2023
Toyota, Volkswagen, Stellantis, Honda, GM, Ford, Hyundai-Kia combined: ~596B market cap and 28.5m cars sold in 2023

2024-01-30 14:09:57

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Just think of it as practice for working with that one overconfident co-worker who always thinks he's right.

2024-01-27 11:27:23

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Antennas are basically just pieces of wire. Any wire can be an antenna. The RF gets too confused by all the spirals and gives up.

2024-01-22 19:33:17

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Surprised Pikachu face when you get your second car stolen because you left it running with the keys in the ignition just like the first one.

2024-01-22 18:59:05

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@npub1mm3…ft6j once again reinforcing our decision to leave DeKalb
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/111/801/135/534/836/030/original/4d0790a46d332992.png

2024-01-15 16:11:53

My latest conspiracy theory is that Elon has delegated his Twitter account at least in part to some other entity as of a few weeks ago-ish. There's been a dramatic uptick in the quantity of tweets. And the quality of them has changed to be more propaganda-y and (dis?)information dense plus less off the cuff shitposting.

2024-01-02 16:46:32

If Disney hadn't lobbied for longer copyright we could have had this sooner
https://youtube.com/shorts/4XSWbfwJ9q8

2023-12-15 14:35:05

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@npub1mm3…ft6j Pretty sure that's exactly what it is.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/111/584/929/694/160/470/original/cca7d7a5539291b1.png

2023-12-11 13:18:19

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@npub1mm3…ft6j "wHy dOeS diSnEy aDvErTiSe On fAcEbOoK bUt NoT oN x?"

2023-11-03 14:12:05

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@npub1mm3…ft6j bung, bung, bung, bung

2023-11-03 13:36:38

@npub1mm3…ft6j Your Mr. Sandman adjacent posting has lead me to this and I'm not sure what to make of it.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/111/346/882/807/072/599/original/3d787dfa94e29e3a.png

2023-10-27 16:57:17

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@npub1mm3…ft6j It's especially stupid since Musk made a big deal last year about how he used to vote Democrat but now he's going to vote Republican.
https://www.latimes.com/business/technology/story/2022-05-18/elon-musk-declares-himself-a-republican-as-his-wealth-shrinks-by-12-billion

2023-10-20 19:20:01

Lol, they're coordinating to make Jim Jordon look even dumber.
https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/111/268/960/721/795/064/original/e6bcc5d9c3123d03.png

2023-10-06 13:19:25

So, how do we all think ents have sex? Do they have slap fights with their branches to encourage cross pollination? Is it as agonizingly slow as their conversations? Your theories are welcome.

2023-09-14 13:29:54

Reddit would love you to think the protests over the summer didn't change anything, but that's objectively not true.
https://www.garbageday.email/p/were-all-living-on-rmademesmiles#%C2%A7reddit-activity-plummeted-after-the-protests