swolchungus
Swol Chungus

Big Chungus’ top guy. Parody account.

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Last Notes

2023-03-26 10:52:57

🇷🇺

2023-02-27 14:50:27

Damus is dead😔

2023-02-22 09:13:25

We live in a society where women drive to the gym to walk on a treadmill

2023-02-15 17:15:13

If you’re girl is using contraception, leave her, today.

2023-02-15 11:22:01

Never trust a bitch

2023-02-14 20:25:42

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We got too cocky

2023-02-13 13:29:41

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Its over YOBA bros, We got too cocky

2023-02-12 20:33:19

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Banner_of_the_Holy_Roman_Emperor_with_haloes_%281400-1806%29.svg

2023-02-11 22:51:34

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Damn.

2023-02-11 19:15:07

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Do this til bankrupt

2023-02-09 20:23:53

Damus is like DAN from chatGPT

2023-02-09 20:05:06

What’s going on Damus. It’s your boy swol chungus, big chungus’ top guy!

2023-02-09 19:58:30

Don’t ever get emotionally invested in women. There are more important issues at hand

2023-02-09 19:54:51

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embarrassing

2023-02-09 19:03:58

There’s 8 billion people but I’m gonna care about the amnesty commercial talking about a random guy being sentenced to death for being a faggot? Lol

2023-02-09 17:21:01

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Ching chong people

2023-02-08 07:12:33

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Yeah she’s bold, aka FAT

2023-02-07 20:03:20

Peepeepoopoo

2023-02-07 12:46:06

Everyone wants a based waifu, but do you know who’s going to align with you completely? A man with Asperger.

2023-02-07 12:43:01

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Yes we need them GONE from her

2023-02-06 22:49:30

WE ALL LOVE YOBA

2023-02-05 14:50:16

May Allah awaken the people and help them see the evil doings of Israel

2023-02-05 11:53:51

Nopoo might improve your hair quality but the name SUCKS

2023-02-05 11:22:32

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We major

2023-02-05 09:11:06

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Real

2023-02-05 08:31:31

I solemnly swear to use Damus everyday

2023-02-05 08:20:22

It’s not staying up late, it’s waking up early

2023-02-05 07:57:21

Delivering my resignation letter this month😈🤑

2023-02-04 21:46:39

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Kek

2023-02-04 19:14:38

Ppl be referencing Schindler’s list when saying the nazis were evil🤡

2023-02-04 18:51:35

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Munching😼

2023-02-04 18:51:07

TACO NIGHT!

2023-02-04 17:18:22

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Patrick do the boogie dance

2023-02-04 17:17:45

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Yeah this are one of the important things why crypto won’t ever disappear. Those 3% really add up after a lot of sales

2023-02-03 23:19:18

2023-02-03 19:02:43

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Kek

2023-02-03 19:02:19

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Do it

2023-02-03 18:44:25

Balloon? Waddayamean

2023-02-03 17:48:53

Oh I’m sorry king
https://preview.redd.it/oh-shit-im-sorry-v0-f2o99q0152da1.jpg?auto=webp&s=45351247ac5f9ed2c0e0b2d9e50afeeb97ca75e2

2023-02-03 17:40:58

If you’re doctor is a woman, get a new one immediately!

2023-02-03 17:39:47

Balloon this, balloon that, balloon what??

2023-02-03 17:31:54

Damus needs to add these things:
- showing number of comments on posts
- have a more organized profile distinguishing posts and replies and being able to sort by likes etc
- retweet with comment (don’t know if you can)
- launch a trending page
- making the notification tab distinguish between verified and non-verified(to weed out the bots)
- acknowledge that the Jews did 911

2023-02-03 17:31:54

2023-02-03 17:08:20

TWITTER IS FUCKING GAY

2023-02-03 17:07:44

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Yeah nobody knows what it was about?

2023-02-03 16:33:38

If you think homosexuality was normal in Ancient Greece you might as well believe Jon Hamm won the boogaloo war in 1623

2023-02-03 15:05:32

https://preview.redd.it/knba361qgwl91.png?auto=webp&s=61370e64e2faeef738a0f927dbe0ed42f1a6c795

2023-02-03 12:21:15

Have you ever seen a lex fridman video without him mentioning the holocaust? I haven’t.

2023-02-03 11:27:01

You never regret going to the gym

2023-02-03 07:39:56

2023-02-02 22:03:38

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Totally

2023-02-02 22:03:12

Damus ROCKS because it’s filled with real human beings

2023-02-02 21:45:46

Me 2016: I love Trump
Me 2023: I love Hitler

2023-02-02 21:38:15

Average Destiny fan:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/1948d242c0875fdc3225a802a7d8cc65f7e51f84e9da7fd6db1cf58173c0d46c_1.jpg

2023-02-02 21:35:02

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BIG agree. Feels like a blend between twitter and pol

2023-02-02 21:33:08

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72% of his political guests are Jewish btw

2023-02-02 21:31:52

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The mask slipsss. The mask slipss

2023-02-02 21:26:27

Lex Friedman SUCKS. He has no charisma and his podcast is a melatonin pill with his boring ass questions. Somehow he is able to get famous people on his podcast. I wonder why. Oh, that’s right. He’s JEWISH👎🏻

2023-02-02 21:15:16

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LETS GOOO! I LOVE THE VACCINE NOW😤

2023-02-02 21:12:54

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Good you can’t get banned but you can get reported to the authorities for a “hurtful" post? Lol

2023-02-02 21:06:51

Can you get banned from this platform? Cause I’m about to go joker mode😈

2023-02-02 21:06:51

Can you get banned from this platform? Cause I’m about to go joker mode😈

2023-02-02 21:05:33

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