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2024-05-30 02:36:35

Irish break.
https://youtu.be/HBNt3ALLcLQ

2024-05-29 16:36:52

This is the second time someone's stolen my chocolate pudding from the office fridge. When I find out who it is they'll be scrubbing his brains off the wallpaper.

2024-05-29 14:30:55

Blacks commit 80% of the violent crimes in this city. The solution? $2.5 billion for the ghetto.
Illegals have overrun my state. The solution? $150 million in "immigrant" benfits.
55 city schools had not one student who could read or do math. The solution? Billions of dollars for raising teachers' salaries.
I think I spot the problem with these solutions...

2024-05-28 02:54:19

There could be unrulys here.
https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-news/nj-shore-town-closes-boardwalk-and-declares-state-of-emergency-after-chaos-over-unruly-teens-on-memorial-day-weekend/

2024-05-27 22:46:22

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2024-05-24 22:21:56

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I do. The secret ingredient is hot dog slices.

2024-05-24 22:15:54

I seriously haven't ordered out in like 12 years. Does no one know how to cook anymore?

2024-05-24 13:04:34

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I haven't had a full night of sleep since 1972.

2024-05-23 13:57:27

I'm a certified NRA instructor. I teach people how to make keychains and duffel bags.

2024-05-22 19:35:44

I just pooped.

2024-05-22 18:47:32

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But black children are cute. Hold on, I'm being handed a note...
https://cwbchicago.com/2024/05/cta-chicago-red-line-robbery-charges-filed.html

2024-05-22 01:36:31

So is #mutualaid mainly for sexual deviants, mud savages, and commies who can't change their own diapers so they can beg for handouts or what the hell is it?

2024-05-20 21:57:34

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You've got divorce!

2024-05-19 23:43:43

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Mexicans rushing for freebies while White people look the other way. The story of America.

2024-05-18 20:09:50

DAG NABBIT!!
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2024-05-17 23:31:32

I can't wait until Trump gets reelected so everything can go back to normal.

2024-05-17 19:46:28

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You like paying so taco folders can have a million kids?

2024-05-17 14:29:14

My activity will be limited today, I've got a bunch of urgent emails from Donald Trump I have to handle. I hope I've got enough checks.

2024-05-17 01:30:45

When someone asks me what baseball team I support I tell them I'm rooting for the MLB to collapse in flames and take every niggerball loving, queer worshiping fan with them.

2024-05-16 21:06:28

It's reported that Trump picked his VP today. So I guess I won't be posting here as often as I used to but I promise to remember all you little people.

2024-05-16 16:41:22

Black Dr. Who. Black Cleopatra. Black Nick Fury. Black Captain America. Black Spiderman. Black James Bond.
Oh, sorry, I was just practicing being a typical Hollywood pitch man.

2024-05-16 02:28:24

Whenever someone shows you something, respond in a weird low voice that "it looks like my dick."

2024-05-15 14:32:00

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Give him a break. He's covered in rainwater, cold temperatures, curry, and bad TV shows that he has to pay a license for.

2024-05-10 15:19:23

My IQ is lower than Nixon's, about the same as George Bush Jr. and John Kerry's, and higher than JFK's.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.

2024-05-10 14:40:54

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You don't know your late 1930s comic books, young lady! 🦇

2024-05-10 14:37:27

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He's officially entered politics, going to be a delegate for his dad.

2024-05-10 14:34:05

So Barron Trump disappeared for awhile and then came back covered in bat shit? What's that all about?

2024-05-08 14:19:03

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I've been to the lunchroom.
I've seen the oven.
It was flashing the word "Done"
You can smell the burnt popcorn in the air.

2024-05-07 23:16:16

I'm going to travel backward in time and tell people that in the future Mad Max and the Dilbert guy are Nazis, Bruce Jenner is a broad, and O.J. Simpson is a murderer. The only story they wouldn't doubt is O.J.

2024-05-02 19:08:00

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It's like listening to Ron Reagan tell everyone what his father would have thought about every topic on the face of the earth.

2024-04-24 12:49:05

"Blacks commit an awful lot of crimes" is an argument.
"That's racist" is not.
Engage arguments. Ignore labels.

2024-04-23 23:20:17

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Sometimes the amberlamps turns on the fydra hydrant.

2024-04-18 12:47:17

Nobody ever ate a head of broccoli and said damn, I'm in the mood for another one!

2024-04-17 21:15:32

I've got some advice for those who want to get into a romantic relationship with someone.
Don't.

2024-04-16 11:27:54

Torba: OK, you can poast pics for free so everybody stop using Fedi and come back to Gab.
Fedi users: ...
Torba: Hey, I said freeloaders I mean free users can post media now. You can cancel Fedi and open another Gab account now.
Users: ...
Torba: Look, I'm sorry I called you bitches. We got Catturd!

2024-04-16 03:02:30

I've never understood wiggers. You come from the race that discovered 95 to 100 percent of everything the modern world has today. Why would you actually want to be black?

2024-04-15 14:05:05

I'm on the Dutch Microsoft Start page. The world's has collapsed and we're on the brink of WWIII but there are seven negative stories about ex-president Trump's phony indictments and one story about current President Biden.

2024-04-12 15:39:08

Black OJ juror: "We acquitted OJ as revenge for Rodney King."
Do you think that's right?
(shrug)
https://media.nicecrew.digital/4a4db395d1d35254d172610ae00035bb41c6a80a361cf596e651845c367651fa.mp4

2024-04-12 11:30:08

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We ban felons from voting, why not retards?

2024-04-09 21:01:31

I was on the Amtrak site and misread a button that I thought said "Find Trans." I nearly tossed my waffle.

2024-04-08 22:52:08

Look what her muthafuggin sistah did to her muthafuggin face.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/72c0f2070813f557bc19ce94884ea75d46b966018aec474ea51acb36cdf82ab0.mp4

2024-04-08 14:50:45

Hey, since negroes historically get all nutty during solar eclipses, how can I make money off them today? Should I threaten to keep the world plunged into darkness unless they give me their EBT cards?

2024-04-05 15:42:28

"Debt forgiveness" is fancy talk for "I didn't pay my way, the White man did."

2024-04-04 15:02:50

I was watching "The Godfather" clips on jewTube and some twinkie was complaining about the "lack of minority representation of marginalized communities" in the movie.
"The Godfather" takes place New York in the 1940s. In 1940 NYC was 94% White. Jesus Christ on a ferris wheel, do all hippies and darkies think America was 50% colored for all of its history??

2024-04-04 12:51:07

Dollar store instant coffee isn't bad, compared to having your testicles hammered inside a Epson dot-matrix printer for half an hour.

2024-03-31 19:08:15

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Wasn't Job a parable?

2024-03-23 22:46:34

Came into my condo today, food delivery spic in the elevator lobby can't speak a word of English, starts pointing to the elevator call button. Apparently he didn't know if the "UP" button summoned it or not. I just looked at him blankly and he asked if I spoke "espanol."
Not only are we letting in illegals who can't speak English or know how the UP button works but we're giving them jobs and driver's licenses.
Do taco niggers understand that America isn't just a big welfare office to the world, that this was once a unique culture that used to be my home? That long ago immigrants came to America to be Americans, not insect-buzzing foreigners transferring their shitholes to my magic soil?

2024-03-22 13:45:56

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John Wayne, Cary Grant, or old Sullivan reruns. TV literally exists for no other reason in my house.

2024-03-22 13:40:47

Watching classic movies on TV is wild.
White people White people White people White people
And now, a commercial break.
black people black people black people black people
We now return to our feature presentation.
White people White people White people White people

2024-03-16 13:27:40

Freedom of speech means you can express any idea you want, but that does not impel me to publish it. You can write a screed about how the earth is flat but if I don't have to hang it on my refrigerator door I'm not violating your 1st Amendment rights.

2024-03-15 22:45:33

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"Hello, blimps? It's airplanes. You win."

2024-03-15 20:00:05

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WUZ

2024-03-15 19:42:59

I guess there were negro samurai after all.
https://cwbchicago.com/2024/03/chicago-samurai-sword-attack-charges-filed-gerald-davis.html

2024-03-15 18:47:08

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Hey, you leave my little anti-semite alone now, ya hear?!

2024-03-15 02:31:23

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And sitting at a niggerball game without a mask on.

2024-03-14 17:00:20

White supremacists on the loose again.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2024/03/13/5-fatally-shot-overnight-chicag-girl-15-among-victims-roseland-south-side

2024-03-14 15:41:57

Sat next to an Indian on the bus this morning. I still stink of curry.
What it must be like to be a member of a race that has its own distinctive stench.

2024-03-14 15:18:09

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I was going to buy one just as a matter of support and principle but $50 for a sock puppet? Even $33 is spit-take worthy.

2024-03-12 23:29:32

I'd start a theme park called "America World" that would be all White with soda shops, Western shows, theatres showing John Wayne and Doris iDay movies, no crime. But it would attract nothing but violent negros and dirty Mexicans.

2024-03-12 22:30:46

Haitians are headed to Florida. Haitians like to eat people. Florida has tons of alligators. Alligators like to eat people.
I see a solution forming...

2024-03-12 22:21:39

So Haiti is now sending us boatloads of welfare niggers to feed off White people and complain about how racist our country is.
The USA isn't a country. It's a social services office with a blank checkbook.

2024-03-12 21:17:18

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https://youtu.be/8_NmxgdYUpk

2024-03-12 20:59:27

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Is it vomit or Beefaroni ? YOU make the call!

2024-03-12 20:34:22

When you eat Chef Boyardee it immediately turns into puke.

2024-03-12 20:00:49

I miss being on Twitter and having my language policed by shit skinned hipsters who don't understand a thing I say.

2024-03-12 19:54:31

Me polishing the glass ceiling that prevented that redskin broad Lily Gladstone from winning an Oscar.

2024-03-12 19:48:50

One year I came into work on Halloween wearing a big purple felt hat with a feather in it. This stuffy guy asked me what I was and I said, depending on who's asking, I'm a pro wrestler or a pimp.

2024-03-12 19:45:52

If someone ever tries to murder me, I'm going to yell "I'M TRANS!" just so he goes to prison longer.

2024-03-12 19:41:15

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I hate homosexuals, especially gay homosexuals.

2024-03-12 18:51:08

I'm going to end the war in Ukraine by making the world's largest finger painting.

2024-03-12 18:35:25

If you're ever in doubt about an opinion you have, run it by a black female politician. If they disagree with it then you know you've got the correct position.

2024-03-12 17:57:18

I poast, therefore I am.
-Rene NCDescartes

2024-03-12 17:53:30

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Very Cartesian move.

2024-03-12 17:51:30

NiggerMan, whose super powers come from him saying "nigger" once per day.
In this episode, NiggerMan faces off against his arch villain Redditor who bans him from saying it. But NiggerMan distracts him by misgendering him into a suicidal frenzy.
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2024-03-12 17:32:12

Well, that really waxes my turnips!

2024-03-12 17:29:39

Haitian airline pilots.
"Hello, this is your stewardess speaking. Are there any passengers who know how to fly a commercial airplane? Our captain just ate our co-pilot."

2024-03-12 17:08:16

Martha Stewart.
I'm beginning to see why Snoop Dog is jamming her.
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2024-03-12 16:54:52

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/one-of-the-biggest-mass-migrations-in-american-history-economist-says-5m-people-have-fled-blue-states-in-the-last-decade-wishes-these-places-would-stop-avoiding-reality-here-s-why/ar-BB1iXSBC

2024-03-12 16:15:32

The existence of legally favored "protected groups" implies that there are other groups which are therefore "unprotected." That is state enforced discrimination.
"You can't say that to her! She's in a protected group!"
"Then why can she say things to me?"
"Well, you're in an unprotected group so fuck you."

2024-03-12 15:30:27

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Careful, you're speaking to a Blackity Black Black.
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2024-03-12 13:23:27

BREAKING: The US Federal government will no longer refer to "men" and "women" in official documents. They will now be referred to as "swingin' dicks" and "boob haulers."

2024-03-12 13:14:59

Steven Spielberg's "Munich" is a fascinating study in bullshit.

2024-03-12 13:11:08

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Gay and atheist makes perfect sense. Rejection of God, rejection of nature, rejection of natural evolution. It's the devil's orientation.

2024-03-12 13:08:26

Races who predominantly live on welfare have no right to parades.

2024-03-12 11:30:32

The COVID vaccine is safe & effective, Ukraine is the defender of democracy, US elections are fair & secure, men who stir their erections in each other's feces are normal and can get married, White supremacy is the #1 threat to society, and jews are holy and must be protected by special laws.
Huh? Oh, sorry, I was just working on a new plaque to put at the bottom of the Statue Of Liberty.

2024-03-12 03:02:27

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Here's who I block. Here's who I'm afraid of.
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2024-03-11 14:07:24

There are rumors that Princess Kate went into hospital for a two week stay because of deep depression.
Of course she's depressed, she lives in the UK.

2024-03-11 12:44:06

Never say "straight" let alone "gisgendered" when comparing gays and straights. Always refer to "normal people" and gays when making comparisons.

2024-03-08 18:53:35

Went to a big science museum today and it was about 95‰ coloreds. It was quite a sight, seeing that many subhumans gawk at and crawl on inventions that were 98% created by White men. A sobering depressing sight.

2024-03-07 01:20:59

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2024-03-06 23:28:36

I wish you could all suck my big tits.

2024-03-05 19:18:42

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"We will exterminate the jew in super secret, cremate them, and scatter their ashes. That way if we lose the war no one will ever know we did that."
"What about the enormous number of shoes?"
"We'll keep them as sick souvenirs."

2024-03-05 16:32:02

I get a Monero wallet. Go to the section to buy XMR. I get a series of warning messages:
"Bank, not available. Credit Card: not available. Automated Clearing House: not available. Debit Card: not available. Google Pay: not available."
Ooooookayyyyy. Is Monero some sort of elaborate prank?

2024-03-01 20:29:07

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2024-03-01 16:26:57

Yesterday I tried killing my Gab account. It said OK, put in your password. It said nope, that's not it, click here to reset it. I clicked the link. No email. Can't kill it.
I am forced to keep my Gab account, and I must scream.

2024-03-01 00:28:42

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Cincinnati?

2024-02-29 21:42:25

I have bad luck with donations. I subbed to Gab and a week later he handed 20Gs to that sweaty queer hobbit. I sent some bucks to Project Veritas and a week later some jews kicked O'Keefe out.

2024-02-29 19:05:38

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Women have to submit feet pics when they apply here.

2024-02-28 18:02:29

Nigger murders female cop, paralyzes her partner for life.
The killer's mom shows up for court wearing a "Justice For Emonte" t-shirt.
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/emonte-morgan-murder-trial-chicago-police-officer-ella-french/?intcid=CNR-01-0623
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2024-02-27 19:57:17

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You mean I have to pay if I want to upload a 2,000 pixel long photo that says "REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK BIDEN AND PELOSI SHOULD BE ARRESTED?"