Jack Daniel (often offline)

Storyteller, wanderer, comic, bartender, blacksmith, luthier, historian, mechanic, world’s oldest millennial. I used to do stuff, now I do other stuff.

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Last Notes

2024-09-20 12:21:08

Saw a meme elsewhere, it hit hard:
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they use gas lighting.

2024-09-17 02:29:19

Damn damn damn. Seeing the extent of Cisco blood letting. Damn.

2024-09-15 02:28:22

Local library had a "help with your family tree" day today.
I asked about pruning a branch.
Apparently that's not the kind of help they meant.

2024-09-12 23:47:03

While I'm at it
"Ground Control to Dementia Don
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Dementia Don?
Can you hear me, Dementia Don?
Can you hear me, Dementia Don?"

2024-09-12 23:47:03

While I'm at it
"Ground Control to Dementia Don
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Dementia Don?
Can you hear me, Dementia Don?
Can you hear me, Dementia Don?"

2024-09-11 12:30:45

It's just not fair, I mean she stooped to using complete, coherent, and grammatically correct sentences.

2024-09-07 15:03:44

Meatloaf has forgotten how to sit.
#Caturday
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/096/875/520/167/077/original/a2519cba5aabba8b.png

2024-09-03 12:07:32

A bunch of y'all talking about "fall" and stuff, meanwhile it is still very much summer down in the hellswamp, and the vampire swamp pterodactyls are swarming.
Hey, has Chipotle launched this years pumpkin spice e. coli yet?

2024-08-20 22:19:34

Inside you there are two wolves. They've both been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

2024-08-20 01:28:47

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I always think of this gem when DNC '68 comes up.
"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder."
Richard J. Daley

2024-08-10 21:43:49

Merry Christmas!
This is your reminder that your software will run longer than you expect, and need to be updated.
Bad Honda, no biscuit.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/939/899/223/855/658/original/a6eb0846763d3537.png

2024-07-31 12:59:18

I get to use "bless your heart" in the proper context in a business email today.
Life really doesn't get much better than that.

2024-07-09 22:14:25

I am again traveling the back roads of the rural deep south.
I am again reminded of my go-to saying for most towns I pass through.
"Well, sure, this town ain’t what it used to be, but then again, neither are you, buttercup."

2024-07-09 01:37:08

OK, in happier news, Suffering Bastard approves of the new Hendricks
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/753/965/831/567/124/original/8ba22ce74c599a43.png

2024-07-05 01:24:40

Fourth of July shrimp says hello.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/731/265/696/740/665/original/3b613826f4c25c97.mp4

2024-07-04 18:14:23

Happy Fourth of July to our British friends, who are probably looking at us thinking "well, OK, I guess it is better that they aren't us anymore, we have enough madness here as it is".
Or maybe I'm projecting.

2024-06-27 20:10:53

Oh no, Kinky Friedman has left us.
Some great quotes via Traces of Texas on FB:
"If elected, the first thing I'll do is demand a recount."
"A fool and his money are soon elected."
"There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction, and I believe I snorted it in 1976."
"I believe musicians can run this state a lot better than politicians. We just won't get much done in the morning."

2024-06-27 12:34:51

I loathe Jack Welch and what he did to this country, and the world, but I think US higher ed needs to be Jack Welched, slash the management levels. That would allow focus to return to education, and would swell the professorship ranks.
And we need professors in higher ed, because we sure as hell don't want academics out here with the rest of us.

2024-06-24 12:28:07

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not all heroes wear capes

2024-06-19 21:54:14

Dear medical practices: Fuck you and your shitty online check ins. Teaching people to answer THOSE kind of questions at a random website from a link in a text message from a random phone number? FuuuUUUuuuck YooooUuuUu.
Love
Jack

2024-06-13 23:12:32

When stupid people manage brilliant people, you get cybersecurity.

2024-06-09 13:47:27

Woohoo, high of 99f (that's a bit over 37c) today, with hellswamp humidity. This may be an "indoor projects" kind of day.

2024-05-05 01:11:21

When I was a kid I figured out that if I wanted to know how the magician did a trick I shouldn't look where they pointed. Then I figured out that this didn't just apply to magicians, but to politicians, media, clergy, and more.
A whole bunch of folks have not figured this out.