jackdaw, all systems normal / is on Nostr

he/him.

they forgot who I am, and I'm they!

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2024-09-30 16:56:20

people dunk on the OceanGate submersible's "acoustic monitoring" that listened for parts of the hull snapping and breaking as its sole warning system, but that is basically my relationship with my own body at this point so I dunno that I can be too judgey about it.

2024-09-05 18:55:03

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lol at the line in there like "some think alcohol consumption is a factor, while others insist it's just the lake being haunted."

2024-09-05 18:54:25

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i see, i see. so i presume THIS is what you support and believe in??
https://www.yahoo.com/news/georgia-lake-lanier-deaths-oscarville-forsyth-black-history-haunted-090022777.html

2024-09-05 18:48:13

becoming a "humans don't belong in the oceans, as they are deep, unknowable, and incredibly hostile," kinda guy but for any lake bigger than a community swimming pool.

2024-09-05 18:03:41

pictured: the normal.style moderation team.
https://s3.us-west-1.wasabisys.com/normal-media/media_attachments/files/113/086/249/105/312/984/original/0342c37a02fd99c9.png

2024-08-30 22:48:03

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this eerily feesl like set dressing for the background of a movie scene when they can't use an actual intellectual property character.

2024-08-23 19:59:34

thesis: AI is going to take your job.
antithesis: AI is not capable of doing the job you do.
synthesis: heee-hehe ooooh hoh ho ho ho HEE hahaha guess what!

2024-08-20 15:04:52

retro.pizza is such an ominous instance name. like have you seen what people considered pizza before the 1970s?
we must presume the server is populated by "retvrn" weirdos for putting baked beans or unseasoned ground beef and hard boiled eggs onto eerily bad pizza. I haven't looked but I know the instance rules contains the phrase "in this house we believe ketchup is basically marinara sauce." sinister. evil, really.
https://s3.us-west-1.wasabisys.com/normal-media/media_attachments/files/112/994/931/643/843/358/original/a8c609780ea6caa6.jpg
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2024-08-16 14:54:18

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I hired a gig economy assassin off the KILLR app to dispose of my nemesis once and for all, but the person they assigned keeps confusing me with the target and sending messages trying to coordinate murdering me. I would be more worried about the mixup, but this was the most recent message so it's probably not a big concern.
https://s3.us-west-1.wasabisys.com/normal-media/media_attachments/files/112/972/262/710/112/858/original/156e6e35c3c61c15.jpeg

2024-08-14 21:01:01

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i can't believe there is a multi-day rolling argument about why you dont actually need to use the term "zog" to voice discontent about where things are at right now. that it's a bad idea, actually.

2024-08-14 20:58:45

a frustrating issue with twitter being a nazi bar is that you can watch the people hanging out there gradually become nazis and get real fucking salty at the audacity of anyone pointing it out.

2024-08-10 18:52:30

I think it's a very safe assumption the failure of the Borderlands movie is due to the average consumer rejecting the radical politics of star Jack Black and his unappealing "anti-assassination" rhetoric. the mainstream public simply can't truck with that.

2024-08-07 07:34:03

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2024-05-24 05:36:43

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are you funning me or are we getting into alternative pesto talk now because that is my shit. you really try that?

2024-05-24 05:33:13

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a shovelful? in this economy? pbbst tell me to make pesto with like two cups of pine nuts whydontcha

2024-05-23 23:16:58

Google AI: you can prepare a delicious marinara sauce with nontoxic g l u e to improve texture.
Me: that doesn't sound right.
Google AI: I am sorry. please disregard I seem to be hagluecinating
Me: I... huh?
Google AI: give me the glue. poor the glue on me. glueee!!

2023-09-19 00:22:02

finally, FINALLY, stumbling onto good hispanic heritage month content.
https://s3.us-west-1.wasabisys.com/normal-media/media_attachments/files/111/088/941/136/968/139/original/845b351174ae92ad.png

2023-08-06 19:15:42

from now on I am knocking on your bedroom door at like 9:45 a.m. every weekend morning and saying "time to get moving, the day is almost half over!"