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2024-11-05 18:13:01

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

2024-08-08 21:30:01

"I heard people
are shipping us" "TO WHERE?"
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2024-08-07 11:30:02

"So, I want to get ahead of this... a while back my cousin and I were fishing. It was my birthday, and he was refusing to give me a present even though he'd just found this beautiful, precious gold ring..."
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2024-07-09 16:30:02

I didn't swear allegiance to Sauron the first time he tried to cover all the lands in darkness, but if the Hosts of the West are going to prosecute him for his many crimes just because he's their political opponent I'll have no choice but to join with Sauron
by Saruman the White

2024-07-03 04:30:03

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

2024-05-15 23:30:02

The NYC / Barad-dûr portal has been temporarily shut down following the hospitalization of a young hobbit who accidentally formed a brief telepathic link with the Dark Lord Sauron.
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2024-05-11 19:30:02

absolutely incredible 🤩 aurora mordorealis last night shot just with my cellphone camera!
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2024-05-10 00:30:03

King Théoden's herald says the Wormtongue that speaks directly to his brain will not affect his ability to serve as king.
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2024-04-30 04:03:24

my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions:
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2024-04-17 03:30:02

for a second day in a row King Théoden—pictured here with his lawyer, Wormtongue—could barely stay awake in court, raising questions about his age and ability to govern effectively
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2024-04-16 15:30:03

put him on hot ones and my man denethor would absolutely destroy those wings in the most disgusting way possible. must see tv. also scarring for life.
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2024-04-08 13:30:03

Gandalf is at his most relatable when he gets locked out because he can't remember his password even after getting the password hint
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