Janel Comeau / is on Nostr

Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.

Last Notes

2024-06-17 01:46:11

it’s so important to remind young people that their lives won’t end at 30. their lives will end in a war fought over earth’s dwindling supplies of clean drinking water, probably when they’re like 28.

2024-03-15 14:58:52

I got about 8 seconds into explaining the Kate Middleton situation to my French husband before he told me, in the Frenchest voice imaginable, "ah yes, that's why we decided not to have those sorts of people anymore"

2024-03-14 23:00:16

[Kate Middleton, 14 Mountain Dews deep into the most crippling World of Warcraft addiction of the 21st Century] just photoshop me into the picture, I'm in the middle of a raid

2024-03-11 01:52:58

reasons to abolish daylight savings time:
1. disrupts sleep cycles
2. creates unnecessary confusion
3. I am not an 18th-century wretch trying to conserve papa's precious stores of whale oil

2024-02-17 18:27:31

sorry I missed your call, 95% of the calls I get are from robots trying to steal my credit card information so this entire method of communication is now dead to me

2024-02-02 14:31:54

I respect screaming babies on airplanes because they're the only ones providing honest feedback about the overall air travel experience

2024-01-14 18:21:46

my brother’s Maine Coon decided to strand himself in the ceiling while my dad was fixing it and no animal on this earth has ever been less sorry for anything
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2023-11-23 00:12:49

boomers: hey we're all full of lead?
gov: easy solution, we'll take it out of gasoline
gen x: hey we're all full of secondhand smoke?
gov: easy, we'll stop smoking indoors
millennials: hey we're all full of microplastic?
gov: lol better stay away from open flames I guess

2023-10-02 23:03:33

scrapping the term '15 minute cities' and exclusively referring to them as 'cities where you can just walk to the post office and then pick up your prescription and maybe stop and get a little treat on your way home" because some of you caught brain worms on Facebook

2023-08-12 23:28:35

fellas is it gay to see the road
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2023-07-29 02:36:03

not to sound like a huge communist but I don’t think millions of us should have to die hungry and in debt so a couple dudes with really really really big boats can have really really really really big boats