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npub1y0wd24x37vmy07n4vr7838gy72692uvshq5wcpxu0wravvn9qyaqwy5s4j

NIP-05 Address

unknown_at_seal.cafe@mostr.pub

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2024-04-19 17:09:14

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might be because of me... sorry

2024-04-19 17:07:18

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ty :)
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2024-04-02 18:23:32

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why not use cloudns or something that is designed to handle that for you?

2024-03-28 18:23:18

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im guessing you use vultur. the tos section you are probably worrying about has been there since at least 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210729200233/https://www.vultr.com/legal/tos/#:~:text=You%20hereby%20grant,Services%20to%20you

2024-03-24 13:11:02

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oh fuck yeah

2024-03-09 18:17:11

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> surveil me (until I get out of bed)
she's protecting you

2024-03-09 18:13:10

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> hosted on crunchbits
> mxroute
based?

2024-03-04 20:58:28

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what the fuck!!!!!!!

2024-02-26 18:41:41

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*you're

2024-02-20 14:00:49

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love you <3

2024-02-20 09:14:31

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> new update
> github link in the faq 404s
> gitlab hasn't been updated in 3 months
FED ALERT!

2024-02-18 19:02:23

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why not just buy a pajama? i remember reading a reddit post abt them being used as a replacement for cones

2024-02-15 15:49:39

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omg

2024-02-14 18:38:05

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so happy for you

2024-02-10 19:43:30

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the blog is so FUCKING BACK

2024-02-07 07:16:14

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im alive. forgot to reply to your last email even if i did fix the thing.

2023-12-27 21:15:57

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winston.

2023-12-25 14:28:17

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:angryfuzz: :bruhfuzz: :grumpyfuzz: :santafuzz:

2023-12-18 20:58:13

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sorry, it was the sexy boy Francisco, not you.

2023-12-18 20:49:11

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> fully functional
uhhrrrr... not really

2023-12-15 17:45:58

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2023-12-13 15:37:26

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I LOVE NGINX I LOVE NGINX I LOVE NGINX

2023-12-08 19:12:51

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> goes to tooters.fun/about
> clicks moderated servers
> "soapbox detected [...] by soapblock.sh"
> Domain not found.

2023-12-08 18:58:54

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who would have guessed lol

2023-12-08 18:51:21

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2023-12-07 16:28:46

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For some reason, VLC has released a TV version of their Android app. I have just installed it and connected it to my files using Samba.

2023-12-07 16:26:27

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Jellyfin has pretty bad integrations for smart TVs, but it's great otherwise

2023-12-07 16:25:43

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> they terminated plex subscriptions for people hosting at Hetzner because of piracy
That did not happen. All that Plex did was throttle the speed at which users can stream their OWN videos. That can be easily bypassed by attaching gluetun to the plex docker container

2023-12-02 17:03:33

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wtf did you use to record that demo. it looks cool af.

2023-11-29 12:33:10

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> looks at my keyboard
> there is an esc button next to the screen

2023-11-22 16:33:34

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one of the best southpark specials imo

2023-11-15 15:05:58

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indeed

2023-11-14 16:47:25

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most faggot instances literally make thousands a month

2023-11-12 11:49:27

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mfer defederated a tor exit 😭

2023-11-12 11:48:35

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all searches are so fucking slow for me

2023-11-09 19:07:25

hop in
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2023-10-31 17:35:24

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even the owner doesent want an acc on their own instance
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2023-10-31 16:55:10

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https://buyvm.net/beware-the-moshbear/

2023-10-31 16:53:23

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the only companies discord i am joining is buyvm

2023-10-17 13:32:09

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das swag as shit

2023-10-16 15:51:35

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i love it how all trannies live in their own alternate reality where liz no dong succeeded

2023-10-16 15:45:29

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owned

2023-10-16 11:52:34

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Why do you need your own CDN? Doesn't Glowflare handle that?

2023-10-16 11:47:10

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Crunchbits? Incognet? What caused you to move away from BuyVM?

2023-10-08 12:52:14

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2023-10-08 11:48:30

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found it
https://archiveofsins.com/t/thread/1197236/#1197236

2023-10-07 08:54:08

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2023-10-07 08:49:02

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2023-10-05 11:50:44

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google news sometimes mistakes the authors pfp for the articles header image or whatever

2023-09-25 15:18:14

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2023-09-23 18:14:34

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good fucking morning

2023-09-19 16:35:55

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2023-09-16 17:45:54

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why is it sideways.

2023-09-16 07:02:29

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transparency when

2023-09-15 18:40:40

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2023-09-14 15:13:20

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njalla seems like the last way to purchase .us domains without exposing your info publicly

2023-09-13 17:47:09

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I never expected Linode to be THIS incompetent.

2023-09-13 17:07:13

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lmfao. even the fucking instance admin moved away from his own fucking insane

2023-09-12 18:14:52

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dedipath shut down all their vms last week...

2023-09-12 14:58:34

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https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/7ee0fb7626e8730da3688162e2d35ffcb276c7208182e85c02482babbdc0624b.mp4?name=sKKFRdt-zQT9Dw.mp4

2023-09-12 06:27:22

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2023-09-11 20:03:19

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im waiting

2023-09-11 15:30:42

where did he get his medical license...
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2023-09-11 15:16:17

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> The fuzziest cubhub on the fediverse! A Mastodon instance for babyfurs, diaperfurs, middles, caretakers, and anyone interested in the community! 18+ Users Only
opinion rejected

2023-09-10 20:03:52

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2023-09-10 20:03:44

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love u alex

2023-09-10 16:49:45

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2023-09-10 14:23:52

lil fella just got hired and found out that he has to redo everything from scratch
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/e56cf5ad8f783eb67065d564b5804ba1d28b5c594dc5b7578c0937f0e578dd3d.jpeg?name=MK5XlljZ23XolA.jpeg

2023-09-10 08:32:31

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we are done.

2023-09-09 14:11:56

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i was wondering if someone could make the sped-up cupid song even more annoying than it already is. it looks like everything is possible...

2023-09-09 14:10:37

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2023-09-09 07:46:19

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who tf does the lil nigga think he is...

2023-09-08 07:00:20

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dont you fee anxious when you open your phone?

2023-09-07 17:07:39

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2023-09-07 16:33:37

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> has mullvad open
> opens tailscale
> tailscale doesen't connect
> realises you need to pay tailscale too
fucking stupid feature

2023-09-07 13:42:01

the little fella started a debate podcast.
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/9759afe4e4c70849b0f050378755fc3805fa9aeac45ec4e3129b61a85e37cdbe.mp4?name=WFiWOEctTMJDTQ.mp4

2023-09-07 13:16:58

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also easier to setup and maintain

2023-09-07 13:16:24

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2023-09-07 13:15:01

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s3 makes more sense

2023-09-06 13:31:42

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my whole gallery is just cats and landscapes...

2023-09-06 06:18:19

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youtube archives

2023-09-05 20:43:12

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thanks for da storage <3

2023-09-05 14:28:28

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komaru again!!

2023-09-03 16:40:00

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haters would say the video is reversed

2023-09-03 16:36:35

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im feelin dat ddos

2023-09-03 12:00:05

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2023-09-03 10:33:12

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shes ready to go to the office
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2023-09-02 16:31:25

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2023-09-02 13:03:20

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2023-09-01 18:03:31

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yepeee

2023-09-01 17:09:59

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2023-09-01 16:50:07

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wdym you guys?

2023-09-01 16:40:53

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ah yes, liz fong jones, my favourite rapist

2023-08-31 19:28:14

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> the only remedy is transitioning
living as something you will never be for your entire life is wrong

2023-08-31 19:26:09

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2023-08-30 16:23:20

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windows runs in *the cloud*, and you just get shown the output – basically, it's like using an rdp

2023-08-29 20:28:34

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i really love how they had to mention that the kiwifarms is so heckin bad three times to prevent trannies from canceling their yearly memberships

2023-08-28 20:42:56

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even made them defederate
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/82e8ae6a0d9642ad7cbfb73b05e0910e837d99174f57a5425aa128027fcfe3b8.png?name=5UxO-HgwvOAZdw.png

2023-08-27 18:38:11

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i dont think glowies uses their /8s, everything runs on azure for government

2023-08-27 18:35:59

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seal.cafe uses cloudflare, so this doesn't help since cloudflare does all the requests to the vps