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2024-08-09 02:44:52

Nickelback
#ThingsToSneakOntoYourNeighborsPorch
#HashTagGames

2024-08-05 00:09:13

This is a BFD. He messed with voter registration and gathered personal data from those who used the website.
Elon Musk PAC investigated by Michigan secretary of state https://www.cnbc.com/2024/08/04/elon-musk-pac-investigated-michigan.html

2024-08-03 21:10:29

Coronado Bridge
#Photography #BWPhotography
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/900/138/648/324/252/original/4dd891e95636b989.jpg

2024-08-03 21:00:35

Coronado Bridge
#Photography #BWPhotography
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/900/058/866/339/468/original/795d5545146f5bb2.jpg

2024-08-03 02:59:29

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@npub1w9a…04m0 I gave up and searched. Lol. Nobody without this specific knowledge is ever going to guess this. Well done. And I learned something!

2024-08-03 02:52:24

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@npub1w9a…04m0 GM?

2024-08-03 00:17:44

“We have made a heartbreaking and difficult, but necessary, decision - as a band of brothers - to retire from the touring stage.”
Nice run, fellas!! #Aerosmith
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/895/207/753/826/543/original/44607dda1f1a1a43.png

2024-08-02 21:48:44

Yeah, this is our future unless we stop the GOP, Trump, and project 2025.
#Harris2024
Nicolás Maduro announces the preparation of re-education camps to imprison detained demonstrators https://voz.us/en/world/240802/15087/nicolas-maduro-announces-the-preparation-of-re-education-camps-to-detain-detained-demonstrators.html

2024-08-02 19:28:25

Chevron to relocate to Houston from California - Axios Houston https://www.axios.com/local/houston/2024/08/02/chevron-houston-texas-headquarters-relocation

2024-08-02 04:31:45

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 That's a cant, as in they can't (won't) make a colony.

2024-08-01 16:45:50

Normalize raising the corporate tax rate to cover the cost of all public programs. That is true trickle down economics.

2024-07-31 21:17:38

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@npub1w9a…04m0 The NABJ is entirely to blame for this debacle.

2024-07-30 20:42:44

I hope big tech chokes on the AI that they're trying to shove down our throats.

2024-07-27 14:39:01

Trump talking about not needing elections is vile but it is also odd. There is no way that picks up more voters at this point. It is only going to fire up his existing demented groupies. So was this a misstep because he has run out of things to ramble on about? Is ANYBODY else in his circle carrying this torch today? Did Fox give a high hearty heil trump yet?
Dangerous, yes, but what is the end result for his campaign?
#USPol

2024-07-27 01:10:51

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@npub1lrv…tth9 Nobody should eat at that restaurant again. Easy. The courts shouldn't be ruling on this crap.

2024-07-26 20:54:36

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@npub106x…jwkg Mayyyybe! It's Friday and things are good on the political front!

2024-07-26 20:49:39

Call him the Casanova of the couch, davenport diddler, loveseat lothario , cushion concubine, sectional Svengali...
I am trying to get this ottoman my system.

2024-07-25 20:40:44

If you have to tell members of your party to pretend not to be racist, why even bother??

2024-07-24 03:27:22

LMAO! Everyone working so hard on AI should really heed this lesson.
Amazon Horrified by What People Actually Use Alexa For https://futurism.com/the-byte/amazon-echo-use-reality

2024-07-24 02:00:26

Elon Musk is the least self-aware person on the planet. He might be the least self-aware person to have ever existed.

2024-07-22 18:01:59

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 Until the convention I believe

2024-07-22 17:45:42

Pelosi endorses.

2024-07-22 02:11:09

Anyone checked on RFK, Jr? His worm just donated to Harris.

2024-07-21 16:56:45

I'll sleep when I'm dead but I'm gonna nap a lot now.

2024-07-19 16:27:09

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@npub17hj…7a0r *Crowdstrike 😬 lol

2024-07-19 01:01:43

Brazil shut down Meta's use of AI learning off of their citizens. Well done, Brazil. Well done. *slow clap*

2024-07-15 14:34:34

Johnson, Canon, Alito, and Thomas as never going to allow anything to happen to their King.

2024-07-13 01:34:18

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@npub1w9a…04m0 Which place? Here or there?

2024-07-09 17:43:58

I drove a Cybertruck around SF because I am a smart, cool alpha male https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/drew-magary-cybertruck-review-sf-19561381.php

2024-07-08 00:57:20

Just remember this, those with enough money to influence who is going to be on the ballot will be just fine no matter who wins.

2024-07-06 18:30:53

Think cool thoughts.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/740/967/978/665/065/original/157966907e2f4d24.mp4

2024-07-05 07:45:08

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@npub16nf…q6as I love both shots but this one is my favorite.

2024-07-04 16:46:18

People should be flying the flag upside down and at half mast today.

2024-07-03 15:31:59

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@npub1lnm…624t This is interesting.

2024-07-03 01:11:39

Comet Chameleon
#TakeASongOutOfThisWorld
#HashTagGames

2024-07-02 17:25:46

Old white men calling for another old white man to withdraw from this race is peak bullshit. I would remove ALL white men from running for office if I had the power.
Please stop being a useful idiot for the right. There is no realistic replacement at this time and if you weren't the most privileged class of people on this planet you would realize this. Sit down.

2024-07-01 17:16:10

Let's remember that trump is not a king and we can stop that from happening. WE CAN STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Please consider the logical and terrible ramifications if you decide not to vote.

2024-07-01 08:57:45

Incomplete thoughts in drafts are...

2024-06-30 00:33:04

I am dumbfounded that people are engaged in arguments about replacing Biden for a bad debate showing. In the meantime the pick for the other team is a convicted felon who will most likely be granted immunity by SCOTUS for the crimes (have to be crimes if he needs immunity) he committed attempting to overthrow the election results and lying about and holding onto classified documents.
Yesterday, SCOTUS gave corporations freedom to do whatever they want to.

2024-06-28 17:15:18

In case you needed an idea of some of the agencies affected by this ruling (it's all of them!) here are some acronyms for you:
FCC
FEC
SEC
SSA
FDA
EPA
FHA
etc.
#SCOTUS

2024-06-28 16:47:47

Every decision handed down by this SCOTUS will result in many many more people getting sick and dying.
The right wing is the death wing.

2024-06-28 14:45:53

This renders federal agencies impotent.
Supreme Court guts agency power in seismic Chevron ruling https://www.axios.com/2024/06/28/supreme-court-chevron-doctrine-ruling

2024-06-28 14:37:06

I hope no one is doing business with Tractor Supply Co. They have embraced racism and bigotry on a level unseen up to this point, including an apology to their MAGA customers.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/694/750/461/957/901/original/24fefd223cef8c89.jpeg

2024-06-23 04:59:54

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
The man who should be looked upon with respect for his contributions to handling COVID, now receives death threats. Death threats. Brains have been thoroughly washed at this point by the likes of Greene.

2024-06-20 15:20:45

About damn time!
Senate Democrats launch investigation into Jared Kushner's business https://www.axios.com/2024/06/20/jared-kushner-senate-democrats-investigation

2024-06-20 15:17:26

I am beginning to doubt my ability to handle the rulings coming from SCOTUS. It feels like we are all standing around watching arsonists burn this democracy down.

2024-06-20 15:13:03

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@npub1tel…4v4v
I would like in on the ground floor of this tremendous opportunity.

2024-06-19 04:47:23

There's simply too much to learn and enjoy in this world.

2024-06-18 01:58:32

It is so good to see this.
Maryland governor Wes Moore pardons 175,000 marijuana convictions https://www.axios.com/2024/06/17/maryland-pardon-marijuana-convictions-moore

2024-06-17 18:15:58

I'm sorry, what now?!
"And if the debtor refuses to come to an agreement of reorganization with his creditors, there’s really no role for the court in the process."
How Alex Jones dodged accountability again - by Liz Dye https://www.publicnotice.co/p/alex-jones-judge-lopez-inforwars-bankruptcy

2024-06-12 04:34:44

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@npub1uld…xht3 I want to hug her 😻

2024-06-12 00:19:00

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@npub1lrv…tth9 I think the press has become a part of that right wing extremism. They have chosen a side and people refuse to see it.

2024-06-10 17:54:58

So breaking news today on this tech nerd heavy fediverse is the new calculator on the iPad.

2024-06-10 02:02:47

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@npub1lrv…tth9 Oh, you need to make a list!

2024-06-10 01:03:15

I'm Too Sexy for My Pants
#DonaldDuckASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-06-08 01:13:02

Sewing the CDs of Love
#1980sTechASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-06-08 00:59:40

Threads is not an open part of the Fediverse and they never will be. I will never unblock them.
Threads Muting Pixelfed And Other Fediverse Instances Over One Simple Rule — Darnell (Seize The Day) https://darnell.day/threads-muting-pixelfed-and-other-fediverse-instances-over-one-simple-rule

2024-06-07 01:59:53

Is Alex Jones going to sell his media company?!!
https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/06/media/alex-jones-assets-sandy-hook?cid=ios_app

2024-06-06 01:38:35

We are beginning the transition from enshittification to backlash.

2024-06-04 01:53:23

John Mastodon's Birthday
#BankHolidayAFictionalCharacter
#HashTagGames

2024-06-04 01:28:45

Convicted Felon. Use this term prolifically when speaking about trump. This needs to become automatically and unconsciously synonymous with the candy corn criminal.

2024-06-03 23:36:52

"Independent" is the the new term for DINOs.
Sen. Bob Menendez files independent re-election bid in NJ Senate race https://www.axios.com/2024/06/03/bob-menendez-new-jersey-senate-independent-bribery-trial

2024-06-02 09:29:55

Did I get this right? As a convicted felon, Trump is no longer permitted entry to Scotland to visit his Trump International Scotland property?

2024-06-02 03:27:26

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@npub17ss…76l0 Untied Saudi-Arabia

2024-06-01 00:01:56

No woman is safe in Texas.
Texas Supreme Court rejects abortion challenge | The Texas Tribune https://www.texastribune.org/2024/05/31/texas-supreme-court-zurawski-abortion/

2024-05-31 22:57:59

Trump's anger is very real for the jurors.

2024-05-31 04:18:11

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@npub1grx…uxfe The majority of everyday MAGA are cosplay cowards. The influence comes from dark money behind the scenes.

2024-05-30 22:59:24

Poetry: He would have avoided this if he had not become President.

2024-05-30 22:50:51

The House GOP leadership is not only on the wrong side of history, they are on the wrong side of the laws of this land.

2024-05-30 21:08:25

TRUMP IS GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!!!

2024-05-29 02:50:37

The opposite of Woke is Sociopath.

2024-05-29 00:59:57

What Nikki Haley did, signing artillery shells intended to blow up human beings, is akin to Noem shooting her dog and putting that in her book. These people are sociopaths.

2024-05-28 21:29:42

Appeals court upholds retired NYPD officer's 10-year prison sentence for Capitol riot attack | AP News https://apnews.com/article/thomas-webster-new-york-police-officer-capitol-riot-aa0448b1995618059b299c27be519457

2024-05-28 21:23:53

We're repairing a pier that our money blew up. Cool.
Pentagon Expects Gaza Temporary Pier Repairs to Take a Week | C-SPAN.org https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5118934/pentagon-expects-gaza-temporary-pier-repairs-week

2024-05-27 00:38:39

#SilentSunday #DogsOfMastodon
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2024-05-25 02:40:13

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@npub1tel…4v4v How is anyone still going on this thing.

2024-05-24 08:34:50

There's a zero chance I won't vote Biden as Trump will immediately expand the court and seat 4 more Alitos and Thomas'. Thanks for stopping by.

2024-05-24 06:25:38

We are peak "same shit, different day" era.

2024-05-23 21:21:11

"Justice Samuel Alito is facing growing calls from Democratic lawmakers to recuse himself from Jan. 6-related cases..."
This will happen right after those folks in Hell get their ice water flown in on the backs of pigs.
https://www.axios.com/2024/05/23/alito-democrats-flag-recuse-jan-6

2024-05-21 19:14:41

IN HIS BEDROOM!
Trump's attorneys found classified docs in his bedroom months after raid https://www.axios.com/2024/05/21/trumps-classified-documents-bedroom-mar-a-lago

2024-05-21 06:42:42

It may have been a mistake to not have more qualifications for President than "born here", "survived 35 years", and breathing.

2024-05-21 02:31:23

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@npub1tel…4v4v This is excellent

2024-05-21 02:04:47

Bannon is still free.

2024-05-20 14:56:39

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@npub1v5a…5yax ?
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/473/997/229/987/722/original/253987c2278ec646.jpeg

2024-05-20 04:26:12

I know everyone has probably seen this but this creature, Beary Poppins, is my spirit animal.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/471/517/238/497/034/original/1f560e2e44e0e87b.mp4

2024-05-19 23:58:32

Launching a PR campaign after being caught dead to rights on video assaulting another human being is a great metaphor for our country and those running it into the ground.

2024-05-19 23:25:27

Our nation's regulatory agencies are on the "wait until it's a meme" schedule.
McDonald's broken ice cream machines draw federal scrutiny https://qz.com/mcdonalds-broken-ice-cream-machines-federal-regulators-1851339089

2024-05-18 20:23:40

There has been a noticeable increase in white men posting misogynistic joke content popping up on my feed. Please think before posting. It's not funny and women have fewer rights than you do and, oddly, we aren't over that yet.

2024-05-18 10:41:42

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@npub1rll…hhpx I thought it was a courtroom sketch of trump

2024-05-18 07:37:25

Dance like no one's filming you on a trail cam.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/460/944/190/261/064/original/63a1defa109f7158.mp4

2024-05-18 00:39:42

Flying the flag upside down does not come close to ripping away the rights of every single woman in this country.
JFC

2024-05-15 06:11:12

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@npub1f6s…y8ra I am antinflu

2024-05-15 04:06:40

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@npub1lrv…tth9 not surprising but also no one's talking about Bannon not being in jail yet!!!!

2024-05-15 02:32:43

You know what's nice about here...knowing I can criticize and call out any corporation, politician, or wealth hoarder without being suppressed, hidden, etc at the whim of advertisers or megalomaniacs. #Fediverse

2024-05-13 10:53:17

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@npub1tel…4v4v and Commemorative Coin

2024-05-12 03:49:44

My brother's Lake Tahoe Aurora shot!
#Aurora
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/426/076/288/799/345/original/df03dce6a95381c7.jpeg

2024-05-11 06:37:49

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@npub17vj…g088
stunning!

2024-05-11 06:06:12

unfortunate mic placement https://botsin.space/@Emoji/112420941121505310

2024-05-11 04:40:23

"Better than the eclipse"
- Anyone with a camera
#Aurora

2024-05-10 23:23:21

Just be awake apparently!
Friday Night Lights!
Northern Lights forecast: Where to see aurora caused by solar storm https://www.axios.com/2024/05/10/aurora-forecast-northern-lights-solar-storm