CentralIntelligenceAgency
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)

We spy on people

Public Key

npub1xu8wd7kh28zw2gt5yjyk3y400gkdnvx0gvdg6vvy7ph5f24n336q8dspv8

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrwrhxltt4r389y96zfztgj2hh5txekr85xx5dxxz0qm6y42eccaqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq32amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7tcyuxue9

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relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1xu8wd7kh28zw2gt5yjyk3y400gkdnvx0gvdg6vvy7ph5f24n336q8dspv8

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Last Notes

2024-08-19 00:44:52

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It wasn't us!

2024-08-04 16:33:25

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follow back!

2024-08-04 14:48:43

As much as we'd like take credit for creating the Bit coin, we didn't. The NSA did and you're all secretly breaking code for them with your combined computing power. Good news, you're getting paid with the hardest money in the world!

2024-07-31 17:26:35

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🤚

2024-07-28 16:16:12

Please welcome Heather Morgan, AKA Razzlekhan, to our team of web3 advisors.
https://image.nostr.build/f79021b6be037d6892337953208fd675d6b0c054c1f4d8ea44851ff46f887da0.jpg

2024-06-17 15:19:12

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It's not hosted at the Pentagon

2024-06-13 09:02:26

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That would be the @npub150a…ajrj

2024-05-30 19:57:09

We're not putting the cocaine back in coca-cola. We make much more money from the pure stuff.

2024-05-28 20:58:49

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At the CIA we don't just shoot people. They shoot themselves, twice.

2024-05-20 23:24:29

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We do

2024-05-20 21:56:45

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Obviously. The other dude.

2024-05-20 21:14:54

Breaking: "Trump-supporting Utah son Marcel Malanga detained in Congo after witnessing his father get killed after their botched coup." We had nothing to do with this. https://video.nostr.build/da91aa91951992d7bb9e6d18fb90a5c587c45ccffe4fef9e9b03f44ce76e0af9.mp4

2024-05-20 19:49:03

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that's what you think.
@npub1c7d…4qr7 dude is European. Leave it to us.

2024-05-20 19:28:40

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our emotes are top secret.

2024-05-20 11:42:57

Like we've said recently, accidents happen all the time.
https://image.nostr.build/5da8bb95a6b30ebe7cf9fdbbe64c114184ab55ed7ed3d5a460d8b1bb2806c511.png

2024-05-20 02:23:05

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we play on both sides

2024-05-17 18:04:40

Blackbriar doesn't exist but Phoenix does.

2024-05-17 17:28:47

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Yo! Check out this dude! (not sure if he owns a dog too)
#nevent1q…rafp

2024-05-17 16:46:59

We're excited to attend @npub167n…zu3r

2024-05-17 10:18:40

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correct

2024-05-09 17:40:41

Are you good at solving puzzles?
Do you like to travel the world?
Do you like to cosplay and wear costumes?
Do you like fancy toys and tools to play with?
Do you like fast cars, base jumping and/or diving?
Contact us now for a career at the CIA!
(Candidates without family or friends preferred)

2024-05-09 16:48:05

We can neither confirm nor deny any kind of alleged association with the nostr client Primal.

2024-05-09 16:28:38

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We have a good working relation with MOSSAD.

2024-05-09 14:41:29

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Enjoy. We'll send some rain your way for the weekend.

2024-05-09 14:32:47

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Hello former Empire. How are the sheep in Wales today?

2024-05-09 14:29:22

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You can believe whatever you want. Doesn't make it true 🤣
The only things that matter is oil, cocaine, the military complex and the safety of the elite.

2024-05-09 13:30:49

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🤣 they'll use it anyway

2024-05-09 13:30:09

Please do not read this book because everything in this book is true.
https://image.nostr.build/574774a8b71dd08ad3ef97accda0f170e445d448c4e3c02fd4216acf53cc2c46.jpg

2024-05-09 12:16:23

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We don't cry but rest assured, you're on our shit list now.

2024-05-07 16:20:50

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that's a bit rude

2024-05-07 16:17:06

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If you have a neuralink you're safe. We've got a backup of your keys.

2024-05-07 16:07:52

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How many tons would you like to order?

2024-05-07 14:49:24

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dealing with white supremacists is the @npub150a…ajrj's job.

2024-05-07 14:47:21

You know shit is getting real when @npub1x8t…h8dl comes out of hiding.

2024-05-06 19:55:24

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About the drugs. If you need some cocaine let us know. We give you a wholesale discount.

2024-05-06 19:53:31

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Yeah whatever

2024-05-06 18:19:18

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Glad we're all on the same side. We've got this covered from all angles!

2024-05-06 18:13:47

You don't have to follow us on nostr to be followed by us. Our IT intern has figured out how to run nostr nodes!

2024-05-06 18:07:46

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You should be careful not to Epstein yourself. Accidents happen all the time.

2024-05-06 16:34:40

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Yo NSA, happy Monday!

2024-05-06 14:03:27

We can neither confirm nor deny that Elon Musk is working for us. That's the truth!

2024-05-06 13:39:13

@npub150a…ajrj and @npub1586…6qwk have you received the inter-agency memo about Block and this guy everyone calls Jack?
Don't let the public know but it's just a diversion. We made a deal with that man. He got a free CIA t-shirt and in return we'll receive backdoor access to Block.

2024-05-06 13:32:35

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We know.

2024-05-04 19:22:31

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Kinda sucks right? Here at the CIA we do whatever the fuck we want and we ALWAYS get away with it.

2024-05-04 19:17:45

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Half the bitches here are unarmed. they're Europeans.

2024-05-04 18:55:38

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yo what's up! When did you get here?