kroner :autumn_loaf:

An avid seal enjoyer

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2024-11-17 18:06:50

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Breaking: Elon Musk appoints @xX1488HitlerWasAGoodGoySSNiggerFaggotCunnyXx as vice-chair of the department of government efficiency

2024-11-17 18:04:38

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Okay Groyper

2024-11-10 21:31:01

Sir, your Thieves Guild in your Fantasy RPG
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2024-11-06 18:41:33

Imagine being so buck broken over an election that you fantasize about the death of a baby hippo
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2024-11-06 16:40:30

I hope demorats and LGTV "people" take a good long look at this chart and cry about it.
They probably chose an even worse candidate than HRC and that's saying something
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2024-11-06 14:54:38

I have to give Elon credit, these community notes are fucking hilarious
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2024-11-06 04:33:42

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My cat is very social (she likes being held/cuddles/scritches)

2024-11-05 21:11:32

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Not my video, just thought it was funny

2024-10-10 02:54:14

>100$ alarm clock that makes bing bing wahoo sounds and gets angrier the longer it takes you to get out of bed
Thanks Nintendo
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2024-10-05 18:11:41

:marseyboomer:
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2024-09-19 23:31:14

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This message brought to you by big water

2024-09-19 15:15:40

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Relevant review of a moba: https://youtu.be/aHPIQ53rJYA?feature=shared :trollface:

2024-09-09 03:37:22

You: "I bet the feds are watching me, this fedi nonsense really seems like a honeypot to me"
The fed:
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2024-09-09 03:35:24

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2024-09-09 03:34:18

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Rule 1 of Sui posts, don't click the spoilered images

2024-09-09 03:32:09

Where do I find a fedi schizo gf (actually female, not troon) :blobcatoh:
I gotta find a woman thats just as racist as I am
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2024-09-07 21:51:17

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2024-09-07 21:48:32

They could have just sent this in DMs to be honest, to their 12 players
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2024-09-04 15:25:07

Oh and this isn't an out of season April fools joke: https://youtu.be/PE2YZhcC4NY?feature=shared
#note1dm4…fyf3

2024-09-04 15:24:18

I can't believe they decided to make a minecraft movie and then decided this would be their main characters....
Oh and they made Jack Black play Steve
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2024-08-30 01:44:01

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What is it that you say that you do here?

2024-08-27 14:49:54

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Chrome: RAM Dies Twice

2024-08-14 18:11:46

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2024-08-11 18:24:32

🤨
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2024-08-11 14:42:58

gm pilled ☕
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2024-08-09 16:46:09

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2024-07-29 13:49:23

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Autumn is a hidden secret jew subverting me with her absolute adorable demeanor

2024-07-29 13:44:01

Autumn wishes n'all yiggas GM (Good Meowrning)
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2024-07-26 18:39:05

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2024-07-26 03:41:08

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2024-07-25 18:51:24

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Ah I see, I guess she is part orange cat

2024-07-25 18:47:24

>autumn purring and rubbing against my legs/feet
Nice :marseylove:
>she starts licking my feet a bit
😟
>she bites my foot
💀idk why she does this

2024-07-08 20:39:09

Ok I have a confession to make chat.... I'm not actually a cat 😔 I just love kitties
#note1syt…l0dq

2024-07-05 17:23:48

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2024-07-02 01:48:20

Any kitties? :blobcatoh:

2024-07-01 16:08:11

#note1rjf…nf4k
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2024-06-27 04:44:47

I haven't seen much about the new Star Wars goyslop called "The Acolyte", but apparently two of the MCs were conceived by lesbian space witches?
Anyways leave it to Disney to prove that black children still have no father in a galaxy far far away

2024-06-22 14:10:37

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2024-05-29 13:28:05

It's my bday my dudes
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2024-05-24 16:06:38

>trying to feed Autumn a kitty treat from my hand
>she starts licking/chomping on my pinky instead for a bit until she finds the treat
:bigeyes:

2024-05-24 15:24:29

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We only need to get Trump to retweet Gamer Gate 2

2024-05-24 14:13:35

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Linux Mint works well as a starter distro too :blobcatsip:

2024-05-24 14:10:34

You're gonna have to move to Soyndows 11 next October goy :marsoyhype: 🪟:marseysoypoint:
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2024-05-24 13:32:25

Rest In Peace Doge (Kabosu) we will never forget you :blobcatsadlife:
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2024-05-21 01:19:58

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2024-05-19 07:16:15

Dear random faggot on skeptics [dot] social, @npub1k0h…xygc is a user of breastmilk.club . I am not sure what you want me to do about it on seal.cafe ...
Also you report like a fag and your shit's all stupid
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2024-05-07 13:42:19

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2024-05-07 13:42:01

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2024-05-05 01:38:39

Hahaha meowjak, I love this little guy
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2024-04-24 19:07:10

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Makes me glad to own a PS5 for once 🙂
I played the demo and the gameplay is absolutely solid

2024-04-19 16:18:27

These seem pretty similar 🧐 might be bots (no offense @npub1pnp…52zw)
Might just disable registration for a bit
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2024-04-17 13:57:07

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Idk they get recycled somehow?

2024-04-17 04:58:09

Yes hahaha yes get fucked ads and trackers
(Feels good to block ads at the network level now :blobcatcomfcool:)
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2024-04-16 00:29:21

Oh and also fedi gave me the encouragement I needed to adopt a cat and Autumn has been such a sweet kitty so far and like literally my best friend so there is that
#note1hks…m7qr
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2024-04-15 21:39:42

Before fedi I didn't know what TND was but now I can proudly say that I support
TND TPD TGD TTD TFD
#note1hxa…s7fh

2024-04-14 03:45:57

Imagine willingly posting ads for Goyslop on fedi #ItsAlwaysNostr 🙄
#note154d…yjxs

2024-04-09 11:16:31

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Me neither my cat wont allow it

2024-04-08 18:56:56

I get my news from reputable sources only about the eclipse 🌞
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2024-04-08 17:42:26

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I was never on Gab to begin with, what's Gab Cred like a social credit score or something?

2024-04-05 16:41:37

I'm sorry @npub18me…xtr3 I don't think Epstein would be "kinda based ngl" in any situation. You can go argue with Sui on some other instance :marseyglow:
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2024-03-31 17:43:47

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>spinster
>not blocking people
😂😂😂😂😂

2024-03-28 13:56:25

So fellas I think I might want to move seal cafe to another provider later this year. However I've already exported and imported it once and the setup is sort of janky so I am thinking I might just setup another server sometime later in the year and have people migrate their stuff over and then shut down this one :blobcatcomfthink:
We will have to see how things play out though

2024-03-26 22:31:08

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2024-03-22 16:29:57

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Like they took a bunch of in-game obtainable items and put them up as "paid DLC" which is pretty fucking dumb of them

2024-03-22 16:29:09

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They made really shitty decisions with microtransactions but most if not all of them are obtainable through normal gameplay so they can be largely ignored.
The whole issue with saves and character creation is just shitty of them though

2024-03-22 02:34:40

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This is more accurate, I was petting my cat today and then she bit me and growled (no breaking of the skin) and then made a weird trill sound, and then licked where she bit

2024-03-21 14:50:48

Don't think I'm wrong though when you have this as a profile banner you fucking niggerfaggot :kekw:
#note1wfh…ynhy
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2024-03-20 15:36:59

Except I am not on Nostr, faggot :kekw:
#note1tjh…9fsr

2024-03-20 05:00:35

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Okay kike faggot

2024-03-18 00:22:12

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How so?

2024-03-16 04:03:34

My kitty rubbed her head on my toes a lot tonight. What did she mean by this? :autumnkirby:

2024-03-15 20:28:41

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I found his amazing code repository as well!!! :catheadexplode:
https://gitlab.com/gorfdotcom
0 commits, 0 repositories :acat_flabbergasted:
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2024-03-15 19:47:16

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https://gorf.com

2024-03-15 15:26:51

Wow I really can't wait to federate with the big brains of GORF dot com
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2024-03-15 15:24:05

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Lmao, looks like a Boomer site like Truth Social
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2024-03-15 15:18:47

What's gorf

2024-03-13 16:52:54

Is it really worth it?
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2024-03-13 16:50:32

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YT shorts was made to compete with Tiktok pretty much. It starts so many dumb trends and "challenges" many of which can injure people, the rest of it is brainrot and the only good thing to come out of it is cat memes IMO (although I never directly use Tiktok)

2024-03-13 16:47:07

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Man I wish tiktok would die, it's full of brainrot

2024-03-12 21:58:38

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So true queen 💅 such a mood fr
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2024-03-12 21:51:47

:blobcatboopadorable: I put my feet up and was watching a show and Autumn just climbed on my legs like they were a suspension bridge and curled up and started sleeping 😭
Now I can't move but this is so precious 🥺

2024-03-12 18:13:53

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Should have just dumped buckets of blue koolaid powder in the river for the nigger fish

2024-03-12 16:09:58

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I like posting nigger at @npub1shp…v9ff so it gets auto reposted

2024-03-12 15:52:36

GAMERS IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING, LIKE FOR REAL! LETS FUCKING GO!!!! :ablobcathyper: :ablobcathyper: :ablobcathyper:
SOMEONE ALERT DONALD TRUMP AND GET HIM TO RETWEET #GAMERGATE2 TO SAVE THE WEST
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2024-03-12 15:47:19

👁️ 👄 👁️
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2024-03-12 15:38:25

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Nigger

2024-03-12 13:45:31

gm niggers
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2024-03-12 10:04:59

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At least I read that you can help them out by making the air more humid :shrugge:

2024-03-12 10:04:11

Just noticed my poor kitty has the sniffles, I guess I'll turn on a humidifier for them for now and if it doesn't get better I will take them to the vet to get looked at :cat_tired:

2024-03-09 18:13:39

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She's settling in fine, one thing I find a bit creepy though is that she likes to go poop in the middle of the night and then climb on top of my book shelf and surveil me (until I get out of bed and then she hops down and hides under the bed)

2024-03-09 16:56:55

lol this inflation fetish deviant art freak thinks I'd approve him for my instance again :marseylaugh:
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2024-03-09 13:11:08

gm @npub10ze…mjrr @npub1tu7…knev @npub1cdj…jev5 @npub12ny…jdrp @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1pnp…52zw @npub12ul…uyep @npub1gyd…qj6h @npub1xk7…94np @npub1zsu…kv6t @npub13ks…ej55 @npub1et4…a68x @npub108p…yev6 @npub1cum…u84w @npub1ays…v9q6 @npub1sfy…x6dn
Hope you have a happy #Caturday, it is time for some morning #cofe because I was woken up by my silly kitty
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2024-03-07 04:49:41

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2024-03-04 05:24:58

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Yeah

2024-03-04 05:23:16

Got @npub1pnp…52zw a new local tag to celebrate their return :meownch:
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2024-03-03 01:15:36

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ありがとう、彼女の名前はオータムです😇

2024-03-03 01:12:13

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おやすみーにゃん
ついに自分の猫を飼いました🥳
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2024-03-01 20:57:49

Heaven forbid gamers wanting to be informed if games they are interested in are infested with goyslop and "the message" 🙄
#note1guk…0454

2024-02-28 14:39:16

Who else is planning on shorting $RDDT when it hits the stock market? :trollface:
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2024-02-28 00:41:28

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I found out that is a trap, she will grab my arm and give it a few nibbles if I try a tummy rub